Once happened here in funaab, at COLANIM entrance, CSO saw people running helter scatter, the guy wanted to proof his position then walked majestically to NEGOTIATE with the bee.... My brother man!!! Na that day i know say Usain Bolt be learner....

No be pastor? Na their way b dat... Always looking for ways to scam their mumu sheep

Lol

Eleribu... You no cancel tge wedding when the tailor was measuring your size, u no cancel am when ur mama dey print IV, u no cancel am when event planners dey gist wish color will be okay with ur aso ebi, na during wedding day u cime cancel am.... Thunder fire ur destiny.

They are still in church, they are coming for you...

One eleribu lady was sharing all this trash with Job vacancy of about 75k/months,i looked at her, she was sad, dejected, moody as if someone forced her to share it... Her dressing sef was like merlin custom, her slippers nko, na no go area... I walked up to her n said, Why can't your apply for this job you are advertising and change your status.... She just look me as if i shit for body, mesef wey b say na last 200naira dey my pocket, i just use style collect d trash....

engrrichie92:


culled from Emanuella's video skit...
always state your source...

Really? Send me d link.... Saw dis on Facebook.
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Shebi ur body temperature don cool now?

Ordinary pen.... Why not laptop or the interviewers iphone.... Na to carry am go house come drop my phone number...

.... During my 2nd year on campus, i wanted to change my phone, so i went to computer village.... I saw this guy with my desired phone n i approached him, after negotiating, i said he should follow me to the atm stand so dat i can withdraw some cash, (whereas, my aim was for him to leave his colleagues so that they wouldn't robb me) on our way to the atm i just dipped my hand in my pocket and gave him his money n i collected my phone. Brethren, walahi... On getting home, this sliding phone just pafuka, na paper cellotape and copper wire they used gab the panel together..... Since 2011 e still dey pain me

This news sweet me die.... I roff it

The beginning of the end of Biafra

And what is the difference between esu and devil....

If not because Oriburuku is romancing them, why should your nude pix went viral/sent to the second party in the first place.... Awon omo ale jatijati

Due to the previous experience, I think the FG will know how to prevent and curb such situation....

arithcom:
I will like to 1st condemn the beating or disgracing of an innocent responsible citizen yet I would like us to look at the case in another angle. If you listen to the soldier's side story, you may not totally blame them. Think of their Counterterrorist training, risks they take being on highway, harsh weather condition and all. What the lecturer should have done was to submit the phone and beg seriously then sincerely apologize if the phone is released. I witnessed one scene on abuja keffi road; a woman was receiving a call too, when the solider asked her to come down and submit the phone, she knelt down and started begging that she didn't know the rule. everyone there with the soldiers just laughed and they just asked the woman to joined us in the bus with her phone. Being humble at times can save one from danger even from an arm robber let alone a sane soldier.

During my service year, i was traveling from Abk to Abia, on getting to Abia state, (checkpoint) my phone rang n i picked it, d soldier ordered me to come down, he said I am trying to inform the bad people on how to attack them, i just went on my kneels n started begging him, he saw my nysc trousers n he freed me... Since then, i knw it is against their rule to make call at checkpoint or ride a bike through a checkpoint, you must push your okada pass their checkpoint.

More arguement

Oluwaseydex:
I was passing through the police barracks at Eleweran,Ogun State this afternoon when I saw this dilapitated builfings.This buildings needs urgent renovation.
its human being that are living in it not animals.Fg should do something fast

Hey where are you, i stay at Unity Estate n U?

Lilaex:
Dont be a fool not every so call pastor is a pastor most ar bizns men

E no go better for you, for watin u talk so.... U ppl are quick to tag all terrorists as a muslim, but when the plate gets to ur turn u change it to NOT EVERY PASTOR IS A PASTOR....

But, who pray with face cap on....

onyfrank:
The Academic Staff Union of University of Nigeria Nsukka shoud as a matter of urgency call these two lecturers to order; BONAVENTURE NWOKOMA and OSADEBE. This two should stop disturbimg my kid sisters and other gals in the school. We are all there learn and not for unecessary distraction and life threatening.

I am usimg this plaform as a medium to pass this information to the school Authority, should anything fappen, this will be one of my evidemces..

If anything should bappen, am not there o..

Eyah.... Hope they wouldn't scare away their pupil?

nkwuocha1:


I served in the west and I know how you treat your age parents. Many of you abandon them for years without returning to see them, that's why they go around in their old age hawking as little as 3 agidi in a tray. Funny thing is you will still come back to steal the 40 naira she has manged to save for months.

Hahahaha.... You are right..... Main reason why u prefer burial ceremony to naming ceremony.... You can't wait for your old ones to fall from palm tree.... Celebrating burial as if Apc is doing rally

tifany89:

Am sure u must think u v made sense now. The way some of u talk I just wonder. If it happens u never served in the east or noticed anything of such den just know dat is how children will act towards you. Liars

Chooo.... Someone cannot play with you? Is that how you used to do? Ojupupa idi dudu...

Famouson:
I think there's a snake in my ceiling too.... It's always making sounds like "pgokokokokkkgbikkoo.... Or should I burn down my house? I need advise

Yoy don't need to burn it down, just snub Oni of Ife and wait for the wonders...

Typical example of NA JEJE I SIDON BEFORE KEKE JAM MOTOR

Jf

Hope this wouldn't lead to generation curse, because their unborn children will also do the same and they will go through the trauma which their late mum went through. During the burial now, she (first daughter) will put on one useless sunshade like welder apprentice, with black cloth, come dey cry....

aybabz101:


i get nw...... i dey Akwa Ibom come collect am

I dey abk, make i go book Peace mass or GOD IS GOOD MOTOR

aybabz101:


wetin dis one dey talk nw. if oda nigerian billionaires dey invest like dis man, nigerian Labour market wont be saturated like dis. all oda jst sit down on top oil and refuse to diversify into the industrial sector. And the God forsaken politicians are there burying monies up and down. u 2 dey here dey talk nonsense. smh

Na everything una go take personal.... U get tomato paste make u gimme?

maxibrainz02:

is it a sin to be business oriented??

No, is a it be to oriented business.





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Ayaf scatter maxibrainz02 brain