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Religion / Re: Horrifying Things About Sabbath Churches. Pls Share Your Experiences.... by agb2011(f): 2:30pm On May 22, 2012
Op, do u mean seventh day adventist or white garment churches? I'm confused

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Romance / Re: His Girlfriend Did HIV Test On Him Without Permission by agb2011(f): 1:02am On May 21, 2012
MRbrownJAY: unless any of you guys have anything to hide, i dont understand why it is such a big deal?! you probably had the test done a short while ago anyway, so why bust a vein over the matter?
help me ask them o! From al their comments, u know, one thing i sensed....FEAR! They'v al had unprotected sex at a point in time.
@op, i wouldn't mind if my boyfriend did dt to me. Atleast it wuld save me d feeling of fear and anxiety dt comes wt going 4 an hiv/aids test
Romance / Re: Nigga With Sharpest Pen1s = 30 Kids :o by agb2011(f): 12:43am On May 21, 2012
He shud open....a 'daddy daycare'....4 his kids...so dt his wives...,sorry..., mistresses can go 2work
Religion / Re: How Will Hellfire Burn The Damned, Christians? by agb2011(f): 6:43pm On May 18, 2012
I read a book, Life After Life by Raymond A Moody. He's a med doc who got fascinatd by one of his patients' claim 2 av died and com back 2lif. He startd investigatin &interogatin ppl who claim 2 av died n resurrected, this is known as near death experience. He then put his findings in a book (Life After Life, 1975 pg22). These ar his major findings in brief summary:
1. There is life after death.
2. When ppl die they hav a different body. I'l quote 4rm d book a man recounting his xprience " He notices dt he stil has a body, but one of a very diff nature & wt vry diff powers 4rm d physical body he has left behind....a being of light appear b4 him. This being asks him a question, nonverbally, 2 mk him evaluate his life &helps him along by showing him a paranomic, instantaneous playback of d major events of his life....he finds dt he must go back 2 d earth, dt d time 4 his death has nt yet com". This means...
3. U wil giv account of how u spent ur life wen u die.
NB. Sorry 4 typo error if any, i'm typin 4rm a phone. Be right back. If u stil av questns write them, my finger is numb now 4rm typin
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Told Me That She I S A Demon ***part1*** by agb2011(f): 12:23am On May 18, 2012
Nice story, op. I lik d way u twisted d suspense....but d story is kind of scary....i guess dt's why nobody commented. I'm having goose bumps right now.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by agb2011(f): 11:38pm On May 16, 2012
bennyraz: @POSTER.. Dump him.
i was going to say d same thing.
@op, if u can't dump him 4real, use it as a threat. Tel him u'l dump him if he doesn't shave it. Because i don't see any reason why ur boyfriend should enjoy terrorising u.

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Romance / Re: Should I Get Back At My Roommate?? by agb2011(f): 11:34am On May 16, 2012
Harbioollah:
i understand ur point..i jes pray am able 2 resist d temptation
u can giv her d keys 2d house, leave &stay wt some friends til she's done wt her exam.
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Irritating In The Romance Section?? by agb2011(f): 10:57am On May 16, 2012
^ didn't u see dt arrow heading for ur leg?
Romance / Re: Should I Get Back At My Roommate?? by agb2011(f): 1:01am On May 16, 2012
Harbioollah:
Haba...Am nt punishing her o
its Seduction and not Rape..
If she falls,Success and if she doesnt,no wahala na
whether u ar seducing or raping her it's stil d same thing. Now answer d damn question, would u lik 2 b punished 4 a sin ur sis or bro committed?
I wuldn't want 2 b punished 4 a sin my parents committed let alone my brother.
Bottomline, don't do it
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: A Decent Godfearing Beautiful Lady Needs A Relationship For Marriage by agb2011(f): 12:11am On May 16, 2012
Come on! why d harsh &insensitive comments. Pls, b4 u comment on ppl's thread put urself in their position. How would u feel if someone said those HORRIBLE things 2u. Eni to kan lomo, ao mo eni ti tie ma de lola
Jokes Etc / Re: What's The Worst Thing You Have Ever Done In Life? by agb2011(f): 3:50pm On May 15, 2012
nicekeno:
What's a BJ?
grin BJ is a shortened form of Bolaji. *pull ear* gerrit! Don't ask anybody again. Okay!
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Irritating In The Romance Section?? by agb2011(f): 3:30pm On May 15, 2012
ijebabe: Remove Killz from that list o.

They are Kevin II, the Chimpazee Chimezie, Mr. Cork

seconded. Killz's name does not deserve to b on dt list. On the other hand, Chimezie shud b no one followed by 190
Romance / Re: Can U Date A Celeb With Mighty Feet? (pix) by agb2011(f): 12:12am On May 15, 2012
grin grin
Digriz: looks like sticks

grin lmao
Romance / Re: Prostitution: A Synopsis by agb2011(f): 11:46pm On May 14, 2012
Vikin: Abeg leave them!

Are you holy? What's the difference between screwing a man( so called boyfriend) before marriage and prostitution?

I tell you the difference, the later brings in money grin grin grin.

So y'all take a chill pill and let dem chicks survive. After all, na men like una wey dey condemn the act dey patronize them. tongue tongue

Nonsense!!!!!!



help me tell them. They ar d ones patronising and yet they ar complaining.
Romance / Re: Can U Date A Celeb With Mighty Feet? (pix) by agb2011(f): 10:03am On May 14, 2012
undecided i really don't see anything ugly about those legs. Atleast there ar no yams there. Gosh! she sure knows how to flaunt them wink
Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Marry A Girl Am Two Years Older Than by agb2011(f): 4:12pm On May 12, 2012
undecided what kind of Jamb question is this?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Transcriptionist & Ghost Writer Needed by agb2011(f): 1:56pm On May 11, 2012
I'm interested in being a ghost writer but on a part time basis. My no is 08189687139
Romance / Re: She Has Dangerous Mouth Odour But Always Wants To Kiss Me by agb2011(f): 2:29pm On May 10, 2012
There's an Igbo proverb dt says it is only ur friend dt wil tel u ur mouth is smelling. U av no choice but to tell her. But do it politely. Buy her minty chewing gums they help giv fresh breath.
Romance / Re: He’s Wonderful & Wants To Marry Me, But He Doesn’t Know I Was A Prostitute by agb2011(f): 2:06pm On May 09, 2012
solidbroda: a LovePeddler will always be a LovePeddler. mary madgalene bore kids for Jesus. I dont think such LovePeddler can ever change.
Is it d big lie that is in Da Vinci code that u believe? Smh! Mtscheeeeew!
Romance / Re: (picture) WOMAN Gets Married To Herself by agb2011(f): 10:54pm On May 05, 2012
pc guru: i've been waiting to say this *during the honeymoon she can go f.uck herself* (wordplay 5) cool
tongue Yeah whatever! just like Whitney sang, learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all. go girl
Religion / Re: Will You Attend These Type Of Churches?(pic) by agb2011(f): 10:44pm On May 05, 2012
grin grin grin grin cheesy grin God I don laff die! this people no go kill person

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