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Nairaland / General / See What Fresh Bitter Kola Pod And Interior Look Like by AgentMiah: 3:35pm On Aug 25, 2023
I happened to be in a village somewhere in Ogun state and was privileged to see what bitter kola pod looks like and the juice inside for the first time in my over four decades in life.

I was amazed but was disappointed at seeing how the fresh juice inside the pod was been wasted during extraction of the seeds.

I told my friends that the sweet aroma or fragrance of the juice shows that it is very useful or perhaps can be consumed by humans but they were been washed away.

If it were to be in other climes, they would not waste the juice inside. They would research it's usefulness, extract it and use it for something that could help humanity but the villagers were only interested in the seed. Everything was thrown away

Great minds what can the juice be used for?

Romance / *a Woman Goes To Prison To Visit Her Husband Who Has Just Been Sentenced To Fort by AgentMiah: 7:18am On Aug 01, 2023
*A WOMAN GOES TO PRISON TO VISIT HER HUSBAND WHO HAS JUST BEEN SENTENCED TO FORTY (40) YEARS IN JAIL.................*

As soon as she enters the visiting room, she hugs him and exclaims with tears in her eyes: - "Oh! Roger, 40 years, Roger?"

And the husband replies:
"Well, my love, what are you going to do?"

"Oh, Roger...! I spoke to the judge handling your case,"

"And what did he say, my love?"

"He told me that for every time I make love with him, he will reduce your prison sentence by one year..."

"What !!! What a miserable bastard and what did you say to that son of a bitch?"

"Oh, Roger! We'll talk about it at home, pick up your stuff, let's go… !!!(40years covered already, I have slept with him already)!!!

Is this woman to be congratulated or not? Does she love her husband?

*THE DEBATE IS open! MARRIAGE OR DIVORCE?* Talk your own

Nairaland / General / Bending And Blowing Of Okada Tanks On The Road Have Skyrocketed by AgentMiah: 8:08am On Jul 23, 2023
Lately, I have observed that a lot of bikes abruptly stop on the road and the next thing you see is the OKADA man bends his bike, lifts it up, opens the tank and blows air into it. I saw two incidents this morning within 600 meters.

The next thing you see is that he zooms of with full speed.

Zooms off to where?

Who else has observed this in recent time?
Romance / Re: I Have 22 Babymamas And 23 Kids - Says Man (Pics/Video) by AgentMiah: 10:47pm On May 23, 2023
THIRD WORLD COP
Mide70:
Is this not one of the main actor of that Jamaican movie 🤔🤔, someone should remind me of the title .
But why is he happy wit such crazy achievement? Amy
What's the title of that movie ?
Health / Re: TINNITUS: Cost of removing auditory nerves in Nigeria. by AgentMiah: 10:12pm On Apr 27, 2023
I really feel for you. May God provide funds for you so that a surgery can be performed to correct it.
Health / Re: TINNITUS: Cost of removing auditory nerves in Nigeria. by AgentMiah: 10:10pm On Apr 27, 2023
Did they mention that prolonged use of headphones while listening to loud music could cause the condition?
kpakpakpa:

Pls read my second and third post. I explain it there.

The doctors said i have tinnitus. That it was as a result of some strong that were used in treating me when i was sick.
Science/Technology / Re: Please Share Blue Sky Invitation Code by AgentMiah: 5:58pm On Apr 22, 2023
Google it first. You will see it on playstore,then download.
Science/Technology / Please Share Blue Sky Invitation Code by AgentMiah: 5:21pm On Apr 22, 2023
Bluesky app is now on playstore but you need an invitation code to join.

Anyone who has joined should generously post an invitation code here please.

🙏

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Business / Re: Ali Express by AgentMiah: 9:52pm On Apr 16, 2023
Naira to Dollar card wahala, courtesy CBN. Use a domiciliary account.
Food / Re: Is Flood Really Responsible For Rice Price Hike? by AgentMiah: 8:47am On Oct 31, 2022
He made that point too. Very insightful!
Food / Is Flood Really Responsible For Rice Price Hike? by AgentMiah: 8:40am On Oct 31, 2022
In my discussion with a colleague about the skyrocketing price of rice and blaming it on flooding, he asked a significant question.

He asked me if Nigerians consume more local rice than foreign rice. I told him I "think" we consume more foreign rice and he was like if we eat more imported rice, how come the flood of a few days in Nigeria suddenly became responsible for the absurd hike in price?

I couldn't really wrap my head around his reasoning. If he is right, then something is amiss. Do most Nigerians really depend on local rice?

Please share your thoughts on this.
Business / Re: Highest Paid MD/CEOs In Nigeria In 2021 (Photos) by AgentMiah: 10:59am On Jul 12, 2022
wis3:
Imagine earning N531million naira in a month? In a Nigeria where people are collecting N30k as minimum wage? where some private schools pay N8k. Definitely annual

This salary is per annum.
Celebrities / Re: I Want To Marry A Virgin From Israel- Aguba by AgentMiah: 10:43am On Jul 12, 2022
Futuristics:
The statement is Sarcastic.. What he really mean is that he doesn't want a woman... You guys ought to have known this

You are 100% on point!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Know This Thing? by AgentMiah: 1:58pm On Jun 23, 2022
105/100. Your head dey dia.
Romance / Re: Why Do Men In Their Late Thirties And Early Forties Easily Say "NO" To Sex? by AgentMiah: 9:31am On Feb 16, 2022
They have passed the bloom of youth or youthful age.

I kinda like the expression "Normal person" or so.
Business / Re: Obi Cubana Shows Off His Elder Brothers (Video, Pictures) by AgentMiah: 1:51pm On Dec 12, 2021
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Health / Re: Help! I Got Bitten By A Local Dog by AgentMiah: 1:51pm On Dec 12, 2021
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Politics / Re: Lady K: My Health Is Deteriorating From Chemical DSS Forced Me To Drink by AgentMiah: 1:50pm On Dec 12, 2021
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Webmasters / Re: Why Do You Still Work For Nigerian Companies? by AgentMiah: 1:49pm On Dec 12, 2021
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Programming / Re: Should I Take This Job?(photo) by AgentMiah: 1:47pm On Dec 12, 2021
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Science/Technology / Whatsapp, Facebook And Instagram by AgentMiah: 5:31pm On Oct 04, 2021
Please is your whatsapp working?

My whatsapp, facebook and probably instagram are not working.

What's happening?
Religion / Re: Jehovah Witnesses And Dinosaurs - 10 Silly Claims They Have Made by AgentMiah: 1:44pm On Jul 28, 2021
Nezero:




And many more... And many more what? Why don't you put a direct link to your quotes so one can know if you fabricated them or conjured them in your 'critical thinking' mind.

My brother leave this people. They know why they could not remain in the truth. Use your energy for people who are rightly disposed.

If you allow them, they are more than willing to drag you along. You know what I mean.

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Religion / Re: Jehovah Witnesses And Dinosaurs - 10 Silly Claims They Have Made by AgentMiah: 1:28pm On Jul 28, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
Dear Brothers, this is a post set up by an APOSTATE!

If it's on a thread by a neutral person that Apostates comes in we understand that we're chatting with the neutral person and not the apostate!

Please let's keep to our guidebook!

"Now I urge you, brothers, to keep your eye on those who create divisions and causes for stumbling contrary to the teaching that you have learned, and avoid them" Romans 16:17


"If anyone comes to you and does not bring this teaching, do not receive him into your homes or say a greeting to him. For the one who says a greeting to him is a sharer in his wicked works" 2John 1:10-11

Do we avoid an apostate by visiting his thread? smiley

Thanks my brother.

Exactly my thoughts.

The organization has a media channel for addressing such issues.

Let us always remember the principle at Matt 7:6.

Read your news and avoid expending your time and energy on fruitless and subversive conversations.

Let us be guided and stand out.





Education / Re: Should Nigerian Pidgin English Be Accepted As An Official Language In Nigeria? by AgentMiah: 7:08pm On Jun 16, 2021
Some school of thought believe that most Nigerian students will learn better if they are taught in pidgin English.

Imagine been taught mathematics in pidgin, don’t you think that you will understand it better?
Education / Should Nigerian Pidgin English Be Accepted As An Official Language In Nigeria? by AgentMiah: 6:36pm On Jun 16, 2021
Despite the use of Standard English language as the nation’s lingua franca, it is still evident that many a people of Nigeria still prefer to converse in Nigerian Pidgin English. Mafeni, (1971) notes that Nigerian Pidgin English has grown into an extensively spoken language in Nigeria and that many town and city residents are at least bilingual in Nigerian Pidgin English and one indigenous language, usually their mother tongue.
In consonance with Mafeni, Faraclas, (2004) submits that Nigerian Pidgin English is spoken, today, by millions of people, especially the younger age bracket signifying various linguistic areas of the Nigerian society. Relating to the numerical strength of Nigerian Pidgin English speakers in Nigeria, Ihemere, (2006) states that Nigerian pidgin is the native language of approximately three (3) to five (5) million people and is a second language for at least another 75 million people.
Faraclas, (2004 p.828) states that well over half of the 140 million inhabitants of Nigeria are now fluent speakers of the language, making Nigerian Pidgin English the most widely spoken language in Nigeria, as well as the indigenous African language with the largest number of speakers. Given the rapid spread of Nigerian Pidgin English among younger Nigerians, this proportion should increase to cover over seventy or eighty per cent by the time the present generation of children reaches adulthood. There is no Creole language worldwide with nearly as many speakers as Nigerian Pidgin English.
What do you think?
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Husbands Feel Threatened When Good Looking Men Come Around Their Wiv by AgentMiah: 6:31pm On Jun 16, 2021
[quote author=pansophist post=102775874]Most husbands or some husband?

It's insecurity in his own part. Same way a woman may feel threatened when her husband speaks to a younger attractive woman. This is why it is necessary for people to retain their ability to "catch fish". It keeps the relationship cohesively vibrant. When your partner knows that you can attract other people easily, but you choose not to, it makes them respect and strengthens their faithfulness towards you.

Men that feels threatened when their wife speaks with other men have probably relented on their prime duty of continously being valuable, such as keeping fit, intellectually engaging, bad finances and ability to nack her well. Because you're married doesn't mean all Job is done, it's a continous work. So you don't get jealous/insecure, but face the source of that insecurity.

Its easier for your partner to be virtuous when one respects him/herself, and continous self development is a key demonstration to that. Be that person your wive is proud of in public, making her feel lucky and equally complimented. Be her jackpot.

I am really impressed that some Nairalanders can hold down conversations maturely.

I am really impressed.

BTW: I like that 'catch-fish' phrase.
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Husbands Feel Threatened When Good Looking Men Come Around Their Wiv by AgentMiah: 6:22pm On Jun 15, 2021
habsydiamond:
Some of these married people are stupid and useless... The woman can be making use of you to make her husband jealous... Likewise a husband can be making use of his secretary to make the wife jealous.... It's better u draw a line in front of them, that is the husband and the wife so that such thoughts can be excreted immediately...

Very sound reasoning. You spoke my thought. Thanks.
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Husbands Feel Threatened When Good Looking Men Come Around Their Wiv by AgentMiah: 7:18am On Jun 15, 2021
Lifestone:
But tell my why you feel threatened when you see a goat near your yam, or you suddenly found out that you've placed your yam close to a goat.

That is funny.

But I don’t actually represent the goat.

I am more of the yam.

Nairalanders ehn!
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Husbands Feel Threatened When Good Looking Men Come Around Their Wiv by AgentMiah: 4:09am On Jun 15, 2021
Felimax:
Sometimes wives enjoy putting husbands on their heels. It makes them more secure. A lot of things maybe going on whithin them you may not clearly see besides you should be more concern about delivering your job and give no attention to their married concerns.
Good day!

And I have decided to face my business. That is their wahala. It is just that sometimes i try to figure out why most men are like that.

Would it be safe to conclude that most men if not all are jealous?

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Romance / Why Do Most Husbands Feel Threatened When Good Looking Men Come Around Their Wiv by AgentMiah: 3:14am On Jun 15, 2021
Recently a woman walked into my office asking me to do a job for her. In the process her husband joined and we talked briefly. His wife has been nice and doing business with me but the man has been frustrating the work.

A few days ago, he came around, made some flimsy complaints and told me to hold on. That his wife will call me to make adjustments.

Two days later his wife called me to tell me that her husband told her that he told me to stop but she does not know the reason, that she will come around.

Fast forward to the next day her husband came and asked if his wife called me to tell me what to do, I replied by telling him she called but did not tell me what to do until she comes around. He left without telling me what to do and they have not paid for the work that is on ground.

I have made up my mind not to call her about the work. It is just that someone suggested to me that he observed that the man is not cool with me and his wife. This surprises me because I don’t flirt. It is strictly me and my wife. His attitude makes we want to believe my colleague’s observation.

Please share your experience if you have had something similar?

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Family / Re: Help! Family Planning Keeps Failing Us, She Is Pregnant Twice This Year by AgentMiah: 10:27pm On Oct 28, 2019
gabazin080:
My wife and I don't like condom and we are both very sexually active. to avoid stories that touch we did family planning but it failed in May and my twin girls are just a year old then, so we decided that we can't keep the pregnancy.

After clearing that mess she went back to the hospital to complain and was given another injection and some drugs that she should come back for the injection every 6 months.

Now she is pregnant again after just 4 months. family planning has failed again, what can we do to prevent another pregnancy because we are not going to keep this also and we planned not to have kids again till maybe after 10 years.


Please help with any local or natural method of family planning.

Abortion is murder in the sight of the creator.

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