Who im dey tell

iwaeda:


https://dailytrust.com/bad-road-i-was-stuck-in-ogun-for-hours-akpabio/

Enemyofpeace:
Between your mom and dad, who gave you the
real beating of your life?

Na mumsy ooo

SEYIKP:
I started with USA 94. When did you start watching world cup.

2006

lhordspy:
Lol. Looking like clowns.
Clowns trying so hard to fit in.

I dont mean to say this but i have to: (with all due respect)
Datti is as insignificant politically in the North as a chicken. He holds zero to non-existence political value to even be able to drive a total of 100votes in all of the north.

Peter Obi + Atiku + kwankwanso; join all of their votes together in kastina. It still wouldnt reach half of what Tinubu is going to have.

In the North: Yobe,Kogi, Kwara, Niger,Bornu, zamfara, kebbi, jigawa and Kastina are non-negotiable.

Kaduna, gombe, kano is where the battle between Tinubu-Atiku-and Kwankwanso are.


The funniest part is i dont even see where Obi is coming into all of these.
Isnt it crazy putting Obi in same sentence with the North ?

OK

wwwihy:
Alot of Ibomites are maids and servants all over the country despite being in top two highest receptors of Federal Allocation with Delta State .

Focus should also be on other areas of human capital development

Not anymore

TheGreatIYANU:
How many I go fit talk? How many I go narrate?

Uncle Sam! Uncle Sly!

I could comfortably chop cane from every teacher in the School except those two. If there's a beating to be made and those two are called upon by the Proprietress, we started crying before we were even called out. Guilty oh, innocent oh, everybody was crying.

Innocent were crying for the guilty students, guilty were crying for themselves! Chai!

This one na Phelim Schools, Benin product

Abuchukwu87:
Nigerian musician and rapper Ice Prince,was at the early hours of this morning arrested in Lagos for Assaulting Police Officer who flagged him down for a routine stop and search.

According to the spokesperson of Lagos State Police command, Benjamin Hundeyin, said that Ice Prince Zamani was seen driving without a number plate and was flagged down by police officers. In the attempt to take him to police station which he had earlier agreed on, he thereafter abducted and assaulted the police officer in his car and threatened to throw him inside the river.

The police spokesperson finally Revealed that he has arrested and will arraigned this today. He also shared on his Twitter page, clauses in police act prohibiting assault of police officers or wilful resist of arrest by suspects or any other person.

https://twitter.com/BenHundeyin/status/1565593518952816640?t=wgJqoM0fk3-YLUSnK7Vopw&s=19

He think say skit na real life

gbaskiboy:
Between Olu of Warri, Obi of Onitsha, Oba Rilwane of Lagos, Oba of Benin and Oba Adeyeye of Ile Ife who is the most revered and most powerful?

Benin

Mandate2023:


Is his opinion your own business......are u in d industry with them

Na God go bless you for this comment

EcoBrick:


https://punchng.com/nigerian-graduates-working-as-canadian-guards-killed-identified/

Such a sad story

Oshodipikin:
We only pay for darkness in Nigeria. Successive Nigerian government have embezzled billions of dollars in an attempt to fix NEPA. Liyel Imoke faced the NASS public hearing committee and told us how they shared the $16B NIPP money, today he is a free man.

Farouk Lawan committee was asked to investigate fraudulent oil marketers who have been collecting subsidies on imported breeze, he went behind to collect bribe. Today, he is in Kuje, the smart marketers all are globetrotting on free money with their children. Smart people.

Someone imported 70 millions litres, with the help of ogas at the top at NNPC, he collect subsidy on 100m litres, his papers vetted by fraudulent inspectors and voom they collect their raba. Half of the actual 70m is taking through cotonou & Niger borders, to be sold at exorbitant prices. Nice neighbour huuh? After all, we are African giant & big brother.

The current animal in power promised to fix NEPA in 4 years, 7 years down the lane, he is still confused on how to start... As at today, Nigerians are the only people who pay monthly charges for darkness consumed. I lost count of the number of times the national electricity grid has collapsed under the current ineffective buffoons.

Other nations may have experienced natural disasters in the form of earthquakes, hurricane sandy etc, our own natural disaster is nothing but leadership.

Those who destroyed yesterday, embezzle today are already queuing up to run for political positions in 2023. Their children, raised in highbrow mansions abroad, who attended ivy colleges on the back of our stolen common patrimony while ASUU ciris linger are coming back to take their parents positions.

Naija is a ticking time bomb aswear...

Oil dey your head sir!!!

Golan007:
There was no secret candidate.

You guys invented a story you couldnt retract.

If Tinubu had lost the primaries you would have pushed ahead with your false narrative.

Oil dey your head

E don win am

Joezinho:
Ebuka Sabi dress sha..

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I am rooting for Mr Funny- Sabinus to clinch this..

kenzysmith:
We Nigerian men are the biggest pretenders we will all form holy than thou just to deceive the gullible around us why we watch porn in our phones we come on line to bash women and girls on line but we can't stay for a month without looking for toto
If hypocrisy have a meaning I think we Nigeria mean is the clear definition

Pastor they pretend for public but dey beg in the secret

Do you know the pastor personally?
How do you know he's pretending?

naijainstinct:
Why will the church be that adamant? I hope they are not seeking bribe in any way? Because I don't understand people and institutions in Nigeria these days.

Go to court, get an affidavit declaring that a human error was made during the process of data entry into the marriage certificate. The most recognized documents for date of birth in Nigeria are your NPC declaration of age OR NPC birth certificate (if born after 1991), and national ID. All other documents including your international passport, driver's license, permanent voter's card and even marriage certificate rely on the information in the first 2 documents in bold.

Take these documents to them in the church and apply for a re-issuance of marriage certificate. Go along with that affidavit. If they still deny you, write to them and let them reply you with their letter head. Attach their response, together with your affidavit and other documents when submitting at the required visa office.

Shalom!

Oil dey your head

No Nigerian Bank is worth that amount sir

DoctorOlasDesk:


You guys obviously don't know the true worth of our institutions sha. Anyway majority are youths here. I dey busy abeg. Try finding out the annual profit after value declare by each bank to educate yourself better


I dey busy

Form is temporary
Class is permanent

FishLaps:


Source: https://dailypost.ng/2022/04/04/psg-youre-now-grandfather-of-forest-your-role-in-world-cup-not-clear-piechniczek-slams-messi/

My head England
My heart Spain

300whitewolves:
Now that Nigeria have refused to qualify for the 2022 world cup, Nigerians have started pitting their camp to other countries already. For example i will support Portugal in this world cup. You can share yours too.

Then why not just appreciate him without bringing the other short man into the conversation?

Passionate888:
Not a ghost like that other short man.. 807 goals.
The greatest goalscorer in fotballing history. As an Arsenal fan, I just love watching him play.

Many lives were lost. I know two of them personally cos I live in Uromi.

rocknation62:
From the pictures, they really came prepared. Hope no innocent life was lost?

Sammy101111:
I wonder hook up every where most girls will have a good job they will still do coded hook up .
I know this beautiful lady i liked she had a shop she was a make up artist she was forming for me so i stopped bothering her .
One weekend i was in a hotel chilling with my friends i saw a phone call it was the babe i never even said anything she told me sammy where are you hope you wont dull me i will come meet you am staying overnight .
I was like okay i had knew something was wrong she mistakenly called my own sammy it wasn't me she wanted to call . i thought it was even a joke i gave her hotel address room number she came i told her to collect the keys and go into the room she did so i told her to order anything she needs i came knocking at the door around 10:30pm she open she saw me she was so shock and cold i told her cool down let me in i came in she was shy afraid i told her she shouldn't be so we sit discuss and she said it wasnt me she wanted to call and it was late she cant go home back so we just made love all through the night she was very happy because i never judged her or give her attitude the next morning i gave her some cash even did transfer to her and called bolt to take her home we be came good friends from then she is married now but she always texed me to check up on me always

HayTerran:
Umidigi bison gt

Pls is this phone good?

Nice One.

Musa has been to AFCON twice.

DM for your Longrich products.

Nice one.
Musa has been to AFCON twice.
DM me for Longrich products.

Enoch3721:
Nigeria will be gunning for a fourth Africa Cup of Nations title in Cameroon. GOAL brings to you the jersey numbers that Augustine Eguavoen’s men would be wearing at the 33rd edition of the biennial African football showpiece.

1. Maduka Okoye
Position: Goalkeeper
Club: Sparta Rotterdam
Number of Afcon appearances: Debutant
Date of Birth: 28-08-1999

2. Ola Aina
Position: Defender
Club: Torino
Number of Afcon appearances: One
Date of Birth: 08-10-96

3. Jamilu Collins
Position: Defender
Club: SC Paderborn
Number of Afcon appearances: One
Date of Birth: 5.08.1994

4. Wilfred Ndidi
Position: Midfielder
Club: Leicester City
Number of Afcon appearances: One
Date of Birth: 6.12.1996

5. William Troost-Ekong
Position: Defender
Club: Watford
Number of Afcon appearances: One
Date of Birth: 1.09.1993

6. Semi Ajayi
Position: Defender
Club: West Bromwich Albion
Number of Afcon appearances: One
Date of Birth: 9.11.1993

7. Ahmed Musa
Position: Forward
Club: Fatih Karagumruk
Number of Afcon appearances: Two
Date of Birth: 4.10.1992

8. Frank Onyeka
Position: Midfielder
Club: Brentford
Number of Afcon appearances: Debutant
Date of Birth: 1.01.1998

*9. Odion Ighalo
Position: Striker
Club: Al Shabab
Number of Afcon appearances: One
Date of Birth: 16.06.1989

10. Joe Aribo
Position: Midfielder
Club: Rangers
Number of Afcon appearances: Debutant
Date of Birth: 21.07.1996

11. Henry Onyekuru
Position: Forward
Club: Olympiacos
Number of Afcon appearances: One
Date of Birth: 5.06.1997

12. Zaidu Sanusi
Position: Defender
Club: Porto
Number of Afcon appearances: Debutant
Date of Birth: 13.06.1997

13: Chidera Ejuke
Position: Midfielder
Club: CSKA Moscow
Number of Afcon appearances: Debutant
Date of Birth: 02.01.1998

14. Kelechi Iheanacho
Position: Forward
Club: Leicester City
Number of Afcon appearances: Debutant
Date of Birth: 3.10.1996

15. Moses Simon
Position: Forward
Club: Nantes
Number of Afcon appearances: One
Date of Birth: 12.07.1995

16. Daniel Akpeyi
Position: Goalkeeper
Club: Kaizer Chiefs
Number of Afcon appearances: One
Date of Birth: 08.03.1986

17. Samuel Chukwueze
Position: Forward
Club: Villarreal
Number of Afcon appearances: One
Date of Birth: 22.05.1999

18. Alex Iwobi
Position: Midfielder
Club: Everton
Number of Afcon appearances: One
Date of Birth: 3.05.1996

19. Taiwo Awoniyi
Position: Forward
Club: Union Berlin
Number of Afcon appearances: Debutant
Date of Birth: 12.08.1997

20. Chidozie Awaziem
Position: Defender
Club: Alanyaspor
Number of Afcon appearances: Debutant
Date of Birth: 1.01.1997

21. Tyrone Ebuehi
Position: Defender
Club: Venezia
Number of Afcon appearances: Debutant
Date of Birth: 16.12.1995

22. Kenneth Omeruo
Position: Defender
Club: CD Leganes
Number of Afcon appearances: Two
Date of Birth: 17.10.1993

23. Francis Uzoho
Position: Goalkeeper
Club: AC Omonia
Number of Afcon appearances: One
Date of Birth: 28.10.1998

24. Sadiq Umar
Position: Striker
Club: UD Almeria
Number of Afcon appearances: One
Date of Birth: 2.02.1997

25. Kelechi Nwakali
Position: Midfielder
Club: SD Huesca
Number of Afcon appearances: Debutant
Date of Birth: 5.06.1998

26. Olisa Ndah
Position: Defender
Club: Orlando Pirates
Number of Afcon appearances: Debutant
Date of Birth: 21.01.1998

27. John Noble
Position: Goalkeeper
Club: Enyimba
Number of Afcon appearances: Debutant
Date of Birth: 6.06.1993

28. Peter Olayinka
Position: Striker
Club: Slavia Prague
Number of Afcon appearances: Debutant
Date of Birth: 16.11.1994

NOTE: The starred player is not participating in the tournament due one issue or the other.

Bread

Skidee:
Happy New Year Peeps...

What was the first meal you ate this new year.

Na the man money before ooo

BKayy:
Church is not a development.

Obi Cubana should be concerned about the fact that there are 4 clubs in Oba and none of them is his, instead of him, if he must build something, bring something of value to his community, something that can employ his people, he is bringing an old ponzi scheme called Church to make the people lazier, poorer and dumber.

This speaks of how much he loves his community.

Angelfrost:


Had to go to Goal to confirm.... Finally, the poor man has been relieved of his misery.

United is a burden! A poisoned chalice every great coach should avoid at all cost!!!

Whoever they bring in won't make much of an impact with that team of selfish serpentine players and over domineering board... It will remain a vicious cycle.

Whoever comes in should do away with half of that rotten and useless squad starting with the entire back line! Pogba, Fred, Martial should be sold immediately (can't stress this enough)!

The coach should hold on to Van DER Beek and Lingard, even give them first team starts.

As for Ronaldo... Nigga needs to accept the reality of the times, and get ready to start coming off the bench going forward!

Sigh... So much work to do in that dying club!!!

Serpentine
You harsh ooo

walkbrazil4k:
I love music and I can't do without it and I always appreciate real music and even though I don't understand what the song is saying I would still listen to the song and this song called Gambia is one of the foreign songs that I love and I don't even understand what she is saying, I guess she is talking about Gambia, but the song is nice and great


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGxOz5C-xVQ

https://www.walkbrazil4k.com/2021/11/which-foreign-song-do-you-love-without.html?m=1

Un coup by Fally Ipupa

chatinent:
When you are running a degree abroad, you are studying to becoming educated.

In Nigeria, you are schooling...with no hope of being educated or getting a job. That's why they say school na scam (Nigeria)....not education (abroad).

Abroad, it's called tutors.

In Nigeria, lecturers.

Abroad, free modules.

In Nigeria, recycled expensive rubbish called handouts.

Abroad, you have discussions, interviews, responses and peer-reviews...before assignments.

In Nigeria, tear a sheet of paper.

Abroad, you have a zeal in attending classes.

In Nigeria, “course rep, where is my attendance? Who has paid for my handouts?”

Abroad, A shows you are a bright student. You may never get to get zero...they'll be marks for attempting.

In Nigeria, A is for God, B is for Lecturer, C is for serious students which comprise those interested in sexually transmitted grades, and yahoo boys.


Abroad, you can request for extensions if you miss assignments.

In Nigeria, who is your father to walk into my office to authorise me to give you grace?

Abroad, there is serenity to learn.

In Nigeria, you are always on pressure. How can you learn?

Abroad, you are addressed respectfully by your surname...“Mr. Smith, I am afraid you are going to have to go on detention for a week.”

In Nigeria, “hey, you...Kai, if you do as if it is not you I am talking to eh, I swear to God. I will show you what you haven't seen all your life. It's not a threat. You'll carry this course over.”


Abroad, tutors get sacked for thinking of attempting to make things difficult for students by their actions or inactions.

In Nigeria, go and dare report a lecturer. Your days in that school will be the days of Methuselah.


Brethren, no matter the urge you have, never you argue abroad you are from Nigeria.


These are two different worlds.

Nigeria is an international village forced together for administrative convenience by colonial masters! Nigeria is not a country!

With these few points of mine....

Thank you.

Permission to copy sir

With not up to 20 years.
It's really not about age though.

constance500 :
Connected but no internet

When a lady tells you she likes you but can't return your love

So you can't browse

Phoenix browser for me