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Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by akpumpy: 8:58am On Jun 22
awesomeJ:


The risk certainly exists, but it's not a risk of whether they will pay the 10m you invest for instance, they certainly will, they don't need to look for money to pay, they don't even need to expend any ink or paper to print physical notes, the computer program that will credit you is running already. It's just waiting for Date.Now() to equal your maturity date, then it updates your balance in the database while the CBN people might have even forgotten they borrowed any money.

The risk now is whether when that 10m comes, it will be worth something.
If instead of buying a car two years ago with 10m, I decided to buy 2-year savings bond, the entire coupons and capital from that investment cannot cover 70% of th cost of buying that same model today.

That's the real risk, but it's not peculiar to Tbills investors, it affects everyone who earns in the local currency. That's why you see people who aren't even Tbills investors dey vex pass T-bills investors, cos their money has lost so much value that they need 750k to buy just one ram.


It's why pension contributors are sort of being short changed, they celebrate 15% CAGR on a currency that does like -30% annually.

The point to take here is no one should hold more than 50% of their assets in instruments that have no potential for capital appreciation, if they're serious about building wealth.

Stocks, real estate, precious metals(gold and the likes), FCY debt instruments, etc should get in the mix cos they have the potential for capital appreciation and thus are great hedging instruments.

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by akpumpy: 10:51am On Feb 23
Hello house. Do companies pay dividend twice a year based on this information? Kindly explain please

Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by akpumpy: 12:41pm On Jan 30
Thank you
BabsO2:


They pay as early as First Week in April. Or if late due to delays in approval of audited statements by CBN, It will be May.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by akpumpy: 12:40pm On Jan 30
Hello house,
Please I need information on when Zenith Bank will pay dividends in this yr 2024.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by akpumpy: 12:26pm On Jan 30
[quote author=emmanuelewumi post=128194054]


They have always paid dividends between June and July.


Please what time of the year does ZENITH Bank pays dividends?
Business / Re: Crypto Currency Has Finished Me! by akpumpy: 6:52pm On May 20, 2021
But rules of money:
Rule 1= Don’t lose money
Rule 2= Never lose money
Rule 3= Don’t lose money
I personally can’t afford to lose any money!


But to be honest with you, this is the time to invest. Once I have cash, I'm buying some Shiba Inu coins and xrp...

Only invest monies you can afford to lose, even in gambling, use such amount you can comfortably let go.
As for your addiction, that's a topic for another day.[/quote]

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Family / Re: I Want To Give My Daughter Up For Adoption by akpumpy: 6:05am On Aug 17, 2020
Mbdovey:
If you observe and have this point. Apart from religious opinion, what else can you suggest? Because sometimes, you can pray till eternity and nothing will change especially when it's like a family thing.
She just have to pray until something happens. This is a satanic evil pattern that was designed to make you and your mother suffer and if care is not taken the generational curse will continue.
I pray for you that every evil pattern in your generational tree be broken in the name of Jesus.
Business / Gtbank Monthly Spending Limits Now $100 by akpumpy: 12:47pm On Aug 12, 2020
Dear Customer, the monthly spending limit on your GTBank Naira Mastercard is now $100 for international transactions. ....According to GTBank. Problem looming and Nigeria May go the way of Lebanon....
Technology Market / Brand New HP 2035 Printer (opened Carton) N75k by akpumpy: 11:25am On Jul 21, 2020
Brand new but the carton is open N75k.
Location : Akoka, Yaba, Lagos
WhatsApp 08023266132

Crime / Re: Couple Involved In Murder/Suicide In Lekki Were Scheduled To Get Married by akpumpy: 9:06pm On Jun 22, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright


Make God give us the kind money way we dey find

Na baby Mama sure pass anyday anytime twice on Monday
Marriage na overrated dog shiitt
Couples are enduring and pretending. The sexual excitement is gone! They don't love themselves anymore.
Na when i tell one girl make she spend one week with me i take know. After three days my dickk nor dey get excited again and i was no longer comfortable with her being around
Unionism and marriage na scam
Matthew 19:8... For in the beginning it was not so”
Marriage is still good. Marriage is still honorable.

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Food / Re: African Forest Buffalo Killed In Hunting Expedition (Photos) by akpumpy: 2:41am On May 05, 2020
ProjectNaija:
This Forrest buffalo was felled earlier today on a hunting expedition grin and it's not an endangered species in case some hypocrites who "don't eat" meat want to make noise about killing a so called endangered animal again here. angry angry angry
If all Men were wiped away from the surface of the earth I bet you the earth will flourish but if all the insects( ordinary insects) were all wiped away the entire universe the world will collapse in a matter of months.... if you know you know

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Politics / Re: Lockdown: Ongoing Protest In My Area, At Ibeju Lekki by akpumpy: 1:09pm On Apr 27, 2020
Powerintoxicate:
They are not well informed. Tell them if they want to go out they are free to go to New York or Italy and roam around freely since they don't understand the situation the World is in at this time. Rubbish
They understood the situation quite well. But where are the palliatives. Something must kill a man.
Nairaland / General / Crude Oil Trade At Negative For The First Time in History.. by akpumpy: 9:10pm On Apr 20, 2020
Oil prices plunged on Monday as traders got caught in a desperate race to offload contracts for just about any price they could get.

The price of a contract to deliver West Texas Intermediate crude oil next month plunged below zero, as traders got caught in flurry to sell their contracts before having to actually receive the oil.

The oil price is determined through investments known as futures contracts, which are agreements to buy and sell a certain amount of oil at a certain time in the future. The contract to deliver oil in May has been the most commonly traded contract of late, so it is currently considered to be the best proxy for the current oil price. Soon June's contract will be the benchmark.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/oil-price-monday-1.5538048
Health / Re: COVID-19 Testing In South Africa & Other African Countries by akpumpy: 6:26am On Apr 13, 2020
Gabbriell:
Definitely a fake news. This kind of thing make me think thst our problem is not even the leaders. We are our own problem.

How can we have tested 5000 cases. It imply that only about 357 test are been done daily.

5000 test so far is a great claim... I link to your news source should have been provided. I don't like this government but some people are going the wrong way just to bring the government down...making them worse than the government itself.
The National coordinator of the Covid19 presidential committee Dr Aliyu was on channelsTV(Politics today) last night and he confirmed that only about 3000 tests has been carried out( Not even 5000).So it is really a fake news. We are in deep shit ! Thank you

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Business / Re: Oil Prices Soar As OPEC+ Prepares To Cut Supplies by akpumpy: 10:52pm On Apr 09, 2020
The price went up and later down again. The fundamentals are not yet right. We pray and hope that life will be normal again. We shall come out stronger and better after this plague �
Health / Re: My Addictions To Betting, Masturbation, Pepsi Will Soon Kill Me. I'm Sure! by akpumpy: 2:22pm On Feb 17, 2020
ChildOfDoom:
I am 29 years old. from Edo state. I admit that I am a bet9ja virtual (gamble) addict. if you are reading this and you know some one who plays the same virtual, don't bother wasting your saliva to advise them. they will surely go back to the act. it is a dangerous world of no return.

despite advice from friends and family, I still can't stop betting (bet9ja). we only change a little but once a little money gets to our hand, we go back to the act.

my life is being threatened as a result of this addiction. like I have mentioned in previous threads, I dare not step into Benin because I gambled with the phone of a 'strong man'. currently where i stay is top secret. lots of people are looking for me. I sold the Samsung a guy put in my custody and used it on betting. even someone's enrolment money for WAEC I was meant to pay on the person's behalf, was used by me.

there are other instances too numerous to mention. it's only a matter of time before I am caught and dealt with. I know some in my predicament have either been lynched or put in jail

Romans 7:15-24
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I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do.
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And if I do what I do not want to do, I agree that the law is good.
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As it is, it is no longer I myself who do it, but it is sin living in me.
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For I know that good itself does not dwell in me, that is, in my sinful nature.* For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out.
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For I do not do the good I want to do, but the evil I do not want to do—this I keep on doing.
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Now if I do what I do not want to do, it is no longer I who do it, but it is sin living in me that does it.
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So I find this law at work: Although I want to do good, evil is right there with me.
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For in my inner being I delight in God’s law;
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but I see another law at work in me, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within me.
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What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body that is subject to death?
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Thanks be to God, who delivers me through Jesus Christ our Lord! So then, I myself in my mind am a slave to God’s law, but in my sinful nature* a slave to the law of sin.
The Power in the Blood of Christ will visit and deliver you my brother. Amen

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Investment / Re: "Option C" Investors Storm Oko Oloyun’s Office To Demand Their Money by akpumpy: 12:43pm On Jan 25, 2020
[quote author=koolaid87 post=86095066][/quote]
If you so sure of your”2 odds” why not sell everything you have acquired on earth and place that bet today and change your story for the rest of your life. Mr man you know it’s not that easy.

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Investment / Re: "Option C" Investors Storm Oko Oloyun’s Office To Demand Their Money by akpumpy: 12:37pm On Jan 25, 2020
Quote me anywhere...No legit business will return 10% to the investor regularly at intervals of 2 months. My people pls THINK ! Let us use our heads haabaa!!!!

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Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by akpumpy: 5:10pm On Jan 15, 2020
emmanuelewumi:



Not bad
emmanuelewumi:



Not bad
Haaa ... still BAD when TBills and FDeposits are nose diving down 3% �
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by akpumpy: 4:53pm On Jan 15, 2020
bjtinz:


Lol. They should drop the lending rates naa. People will come forward
GTBank sent a mail to me yesterday about the new lending rate at 16% per annum
Politics / Re: Amotekun’s Inauguration: South-West Governor's, Ooni Of Ife Arrive Venue by akpumpy: 1:34pm On Jan 09, 2020
Mynd44:

Produced in Nigeria.

His assembly is in Lagos
Produced in Nigeria or coupled in Nigeria?

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Religion / Re: Christmas Celebration Controversy: MFM Releases Statement by akpumpy: 1:17pm On Dec 29, 2019
quinox947:
Thanks. They have also forgotten that it is unscriptural to pray for the death of ones enemies. Jesus admonished that we forgive, pray and do good to our enemies.
Any power be it visible or invisible planning to eat my flesh and drink my blood before the end of this year, die by fire- in the name of Jesus!!!
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by akpumpy: 2:50pm On Dec 17, 2019
cucumbar:
Fixed deposit rate in some banks is now 0.5% for 30 days. Imagine an interest of N1,900 on N5m+. God help us o.
Time to think outside the box !!!
Health / Re: My Experience At Apata General Hospital Ibadan by akpumpy: 6:11am On Dec 05, 2019
UCH,LUTH etc and the father of them all ‘LASUTH ICU”... are all Theaters of Death. The last time I visited someone at the ICU in LASUTH I met about 10 patients there. After 5-6 days of checking on the fellow, only 1 person was left at the emergency unit(where you pay N30k daily) ;everyone had died even the person that I went to visit. May the Lord rest her soul. What a Nation Nigeria.

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Autos / Re: 2012 Model Toyota Highlander Sportz Toks Full Option Selling Cheap by akpumpy: 9:10pm On Nov 29, 2019
V4 Engine ?.....Kindly confirm very very Well !
Politics / Julius Berger To Complete A 1.3km Road From Magboro To Punch In 4months. by akpumpy: 7:40pm On Oct 19, 2019
Lagos-Ibadan Expressway: Magboro-Punch axis diversion begins Monday
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The command said the contractors handling the project, Julius Berger Nigeria Plc, had notified that the rehabilitation work within the Magboro-PUNCH axis of the road (1.3km) would commence on October 21, 2019, and end of January 2020.
This is Crazy��. This can only happen in Nigeria where people are jobless and are never in a hurry to do anything good with their lives.
Education / Re: Folorunsho Alakija Is Building Osun State Teaching Hospital by akpumpy: 12:27pm On Sep 24, 2019
kenodrill:






What is the name of your school,department and matriculation number?
Crime / Re: 3 Herdsmen Arrested In Ogun For Killing 40-Year-Old Farmer (Photo) by akpumpy: 10:27am On Jul 16, 2019
A 98 man committee will be setup to look into the matter...Nigeria!
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by akpumpy: 9:30am On Jun 17, 2019
Good day,
My ASUS notebook is not booting after running Windows update. Only the power light is on when powered. The BIOS is my primary suspect. Any input or fix from anyone pls? Thank you
Family / Re: Neatly Used Generator At A Giveaway Price by akpumpy: 1:56pm On Jun 15, 2019
Can I pick it today@ N20k ?
Politics / Re: Video Of Illegal Gold Mining In Kano Emerges by akpumpy: 4:06pm On Apr 12, 2019
The Black man has not been able to do any other thing since he invented cutlasses and hoes .

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Business / Re: How To Open A Business Name In CAC With N12,000 In Just 2 Weeks Without A Lawyer by akpumpy: 6:59am On Mar 04, 2019
Hello House,
Please how do I upload my ID's on the //docupload.cac.gov.ng/. I have 3 ID's to upload (2 Directors and 1 secretary) and I can only see 1 at a time. Please assist.

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