FOR WHAT NOW

I knew i was going to win cos i said ''dont doubt me i go bring home grammy'' getting very close ehn!

Erin lakatabu baale,Alapo meji, plenty, surplus,various, numerious, uncountable.

Credible,reliable,remarkable,unbeatable,palatable aaa!

dats meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Seun,

why dont you take a look @ this one, it concerns majority of the masses in this state.

Link: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=178349.msg2883929#msg2883929

Topic: Core Function Of Lastma On Our Roads.

fellows, what is the major (as in number 1 job/reason) function/CREATION of LASTMA on our roads in lagos?

Is it to HOUND OUR CARS or RE-DIRECT road users?

I personnally think its to re-direct pple. As in correct pple when they are wrong n then hound cars when being sturborn or rude.
but the case is nt this way, infact the LASTMA guyz i see every where is always on the standby/lookout for a car that makes the slightest mistake n jump rit infront of the car thereby risking their own lives all in the name of ''i work for the highest authority in the land''

I truly hate seeing these guyz act most times on the road.

If you knw any better, kindly share n lets get some education on them.

una new NL peeps way jst registr.

una too dey post bla bla bla.coonfirmed


RUBISH

match break small o, na wetin sef?

and u wey don old, where is your sensible contribution to this thread?

Guy na wa 4 u o! lol

Mind if I asked where yours ran to for vacation?

u sef join? i think say dem talk say u no dey yab for day time only nit. wetin come happen na? lol

it will take wisdom to understand your post, please edit and use a more understandable english ,

neva mind d guy dey show him SWAGA levels. 

asked this babe out and she's like i have a BF.

ok i free am and hav since move on

Now she's like u don't call and bla bla,

Meanwhile i held she does not hav a BF

Why do girls lie about having a BF and what do u think i do to this chic

My guy she don gree just do follow up. no babe wan make u see am cheap its just natural.

but guy treat am well o. no make am regret accepting u.

hum!

though though decision to make. my Broda dnt make a mistake on this i beg just pray to God abt it ok.

Ladies kindly help a broda out on this.

For me its a site dat makes u meet both the wise n foolish alongside  PLENTY liers.

Will dispose more shortly.

ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sly -k tank u jare, all dis bad belle dem, make una carry waka jo.

Siasia is winning.

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmn this is a difficult situation, though not new in our society.

Let her ask for permission from her husband, if her husband says she should go ahead good for her (husband's permission). But if no, she should never try such.

Pls r u alrit at all?

walahi Gud post fa.

wish i could think n write like dis.

two of una no well.

Avoid lying to the young man and tell this girl that u don't want to be part of it anymore. A girl ilke that will cover up for her SISTER. what do u think

rightly said.

haha

lobbing shit to see whose daily-times wrapped shit goes the farthest!

itz all moves bruv

will u just shut up and tell us something else plssssss.

common bruv.

also, we use to lob hot shit over the fence into a nearby abbatoir at nights! (that was cool)

lol, ur so crazy guy, wats cool abt this?

i'l be sleeping in the dorm or on some mango tree. Almost got caught but yeah, once they come to inspect the dorms for those hidding - i'll squeeze myself through the windows and disappear omo cat burgling skills

na wa oh, u get skills no be small.

Oh! i see.

me Unity sch, Akure.

nana,

dat was normal, though we all think it was a safe and wise place to hide then, only to find out that the inspection officer will fish u out.

infact it used to be the first place of search.

how dumped we ve been.

We used to hide in the roof

to escape prep

or hide in our lockers.

lol

anoda one again.

are u very small in stature?

bunmii,

which sch did u attend? (boarding)

Buying Moskeshe (Roasted Fish with pepper mix) and Agege Bread for Dinner

Fuc.k the watery egusi soup, finger sized meat and EBA!!

lol,
common guy dont remind me this abeeegggggiii. its to much cant even remember oda names we call stuffs like dis.

staying in the sickbay from friday till sunday just to avoid a 45 minutes saturday inspection,

yeah i remember this, very rampant.

being very rude to seniors just because it is the last day of the term ( we just didn't think we were still goin back there to meet the same seniors after the holidays, )

u might agree dat this move was a typical silly one.

@poster you just post without giving detail of what cause the fight how do you want nairalanders like me know what to say,

I second.

This topic just came up nw.

Wat r d silly things u did way back in the boarding school (mixed or non mixed) if u attended one?

For me,

NORMAL MOVES

1. Lie at home for more money so as to buy more baffs n impress. (mostly shoes n jeans)

2. Override the junior students n take their provisions.

3. steal food stuffs from home n cook codedly in the hostel.


BAD MOVES

1. Go to prep intending to read but end up either kissing,smoshing n sometimes shagging in the abandond building close to the lab.(can neva 4get wen we got caught)

2. Go thru d jungle (jump fence) to attend lit parties or private parties (intra/inter state)

3. Cause trouble with d policemen n later beg for mercy ( so supid act  )

4. Dress up like a ninja (black on blcak) n beat up any wicked teacher when thier cup runsover.( God ve mercy anoda person papa)

5. Task anibodi dat seems like a mugun during interhouse sport.

will post more wen i remember others.

Gosh i cant beliv i did all dis 

wat r ur moves? pls share n lets laaaaaafffffff.

Pepeye/kokobunje

I have carefully read thru ur posts b4 d arguement with sky blue and i must say u guys r right n all sense and equally sky blue.

U guys r trying to make a sense dat jobs shuld be created to eradicate poverty and so , on rit?

But have u guys looked at the oda side of the coin in terms of the project dat as been embarked on, as also created jobs for THOSE dat want to WORK?
the diff agencies dat as been created, pple have gotten jobs there because they r willing to work n change their lifes 4 d beta, while u n i knw dat quite a number r just bent on being lazy, miscriants, n finally become thiefs/robbers n cause insecurity for the citizens. i am a withness to two bad guys in this state dats as changed thier lifes just by seeking n findinga job with LASTMA. there r several pple like this dat odas will knw as well.

see there is no amount of job dat is being created dat can totally reduce the number of pple living in poverty, cos some r just bent on being lazy n dellight in just stealing.
enough on this.

Now lets talk abt wat he has done n soo , on

U guyz equally r like u cant really see wat he has done just like the starter of this thread cos he as not done something dat will really touch n blow ur mind away abi? (my own opinion) but look at the oda side of the coin again. wat he as done so far, has any guv in the history of lagos done 1/10 of this even the so called enemy of baba(Bola Ahmed Tinubu) apart from the road rehabilitaion done in the last year of his tenure on Lagos Island. but here is a guv with a difference dat sees things from the future perspective. i give him kudos.

The question here is dis from all u both ve said on oda areas like health etc, how r u sure he does not have plans or he is not doing anything in respect to this? just a qtion.

or is your arguement based on the fact dat because u ve not seen, den u can assume? hum!

Sky blue, thanks for the info, i never knw the reclaiming of land was for the energy project. this tells me something again dat this gov is a forward thinkn n action oriented person. Atleast he makes plans n follows with action.

From all that he as done n is still doing, wat i noticed is dat work is always on the continuing basis no stop until it is accomplised.
i once heard from someone close to the lagos state officials, dat dey always complain abt this gov(Fashola) dat there is to much work, he loads them with work everyday n ask dem for feedback/report every 21 days. waoh! wat does dat tells u? to me dat the system as always been built on lazyness n stealing  but he is bent on changing that.
not saying there wont be loop holes still.

But i think this guy shuld be commended on his, courage,tenacity n vision.

Will I get a present for tellin you? When did you have your first taste of toto?

haba! u raw small ooooo!

THE QUESTION IS WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE CALLED NOT WHAT YOU ARE CALLED. GET IT?

u harsh small.

happy birthday seun.

Any grooving? so we can rejoice with u.

its just so easy to tell them to break up with their girlfriends but the situation is really different when it hits you in the face, particularly when you're looking to get married to the person.

in as much as i detest such thing, even if its a joke or truth, for this story i am wordless when i read the above post.

I really appreciate the comments from all posters cos i ve learnt from this so dat one day if i find myself in such situation, i knw wat to do.

Big ups pple!!!

i can marry one if she meets my standard, you said she speaks well, she is pretty, decent, well behaved and respectful and knows whats up? then she is complete!!

E.O.D