Men!!! This rili touched me. Am part of d silent listeners nd pray nd praise 4 dis guy silently. Anytime I see posts condemning smart, it rili touched me nd I use to imagine if it was me nd always pray d -ve doesnt happen (tho it still happened). TBH smart, if u rili ve conscience nd u read what dis guy just typed, I tink u shld reactivate ur accnt nd continue d good work, nt because of anybdy, bt because of god. Learn d teacher way, "ur reward is in heaven". Even a woman deleted her accnt nd she forgive nd came back, den act better pls, "our leader". We hope to hear good news soon
Peace out

Skyview0112:
In life as a leader, not saying a leader here though but, in anyways people look up to you for something or gave respect to you because of something or because of who you are.
Firstly, appreciate that cos a lot of people wants to be celebrated and want to be mentioned but didn't have the chance or in anyway...
Secondly, understand people and learn to know people are not of equal character, neither of same beliefs and thoughts.
Third, which is the most strongest of all is TOLERANCE.
Deactivation of your account is a self right and which isn't against any law. But sometimes when you find yourself in a position like I said leader.
You have to understand sometimes your decision as a leader can hurt your followers in many ways that you have less thoughts about.
Many might be pleased and many might be very pissed.
As a figure in what so society either external nor internal your tolerance ability must be high and strong enough to defend the perceptions Of the ignorance.
Deleting account is of no need!!! You deleted your account cos you were pissed at some people who didn't accept your updates.. over 1.5m people come on here to check in and out but only 4 or 5 said what they think according to there right got you pissed off and left.. let me tell you what that actually means to me?
Please I quote TO ME!!
1. Zero tolerance
2. Impatient
3.Fast in making decisions *learn to listen and reluctant to reply*
4 . You were pissed at people's thoughts but forgot you actually just did the same
5. Acted as if you refused to share info's just like you did, we will never get any info or updates concerning this recruitment. Alpha* remember Tami left and you came.
6. You choose to read only the post of people that didn't agree to your terms but forgotten people commended you. What did you do instead CONDEMNED them... at least wait for people who are even yet to see the post..
Sincerely, I know everything am saying you know all these things but what of putting them into actions, makes you don't know them..
Though I know the pain of sharing what you think and have nothing to gain nor loose and was condemned...but you also have to remember what actually brought you up here at first and got you to make decisions yourself to submit what you have to the house.. Guess no one dragged you here and no one forced you to be that person, that's the same reason you have to remember not everything you say will be a green light to everyone...
House go check the last recruitment update pages a lot really went down. They fought and spit on each other faces but no one left.. they came out for protest and won, you know why they hold each other like a bunch of broom who can't sweep singly.
Do you ever think people who didn't make it through then didn't get a life? They did and moved on..
But giving up is a weakness, they are nothing different from us.
ADVICE: Not because we won't have a better life if we don't get this job, but sometimes we have to create memories and share our thoughts and abilitis cos they mostly fetch us dignity.. who knows where these recruitment is gonna end, we don't know even know what actually they are going to say, maybe they didn't even did no interview for us!!! ( you know our government ) are you just gonna leave the group and forget what the country has put you through during the recruitment, talking of the state of situation all through.. Do you even know how many opportunities coming your way that these recruitment didn't let you foster...
Sometimes we have to hold the bull by the horn*
Sorry my construction may be woeful just understand me.
For me WE DIE HERE
SMARTGRID SEE YOU THERE..
HOPEFULS JUST BELIEVE

If na me, I no go only jump ship, I go jump ocean join

Sry guys, dunno d thread 4 npower here, a frnd called me arnd 4am tellin me thr list is out. Can any1 confirm so or paste me d link to d thread here. Tnx

hammer2010:


Tell us bro, assuming you get the FBN APL then DPR comes knocking, would you jump ship?

This guy humour pass basket mouth et al. Bt I wnt u guys to learn d lesson in his prank. "Any1 can be a speculator"
I'll also advise us to stick strongly to our 1 nd only reliable SAUCE, smartgrid (god bless)
Peace out

hammer2010:



Abeg make una take chill pill. I been wan just test run my speculating skills

I love playing around with fictional stories imagine if I have been part of the speculators here


@talk2epa I know sey your heart still dey pound (sincere apologies), but please don't tell me you equally believed I gave your number away I couldn't have done such naw



For those of us wey don dey PM me since, una still wan the video

Are u guys pondering what am pondering?
So oga modecai wan travel b4 d list comot. Dis is an enclosed info given indirectly. Pls inform him I giv him return ticket to anywhr, even if my name no de, atleast, my mind go rest. 200/150 BP level right nw

Smartgrid:
Today I want to tell you a story.
Once upon a time, there was a village in the Far East of the country named Raad Paap Deer (RPD), this village is ruled by a king name Akka. So king Akka wants to marry up his 5 daughters who are due for marriage. All the village guys want to marry this girls, reason is because once you marry one of them, there are so many benefits. So alot of people start coming and meeting the king, to ask for his daughters hand in marriage. He king could not handle the number of people coming to seek his daughters hand in marriage. So king Akka comes up with an idea. He chose the best among his district heads name Mr Tata and appoint him as the person in charge of screening the guys who wants to marry his daughters. This man he chose(Mr Tata) has a good record of been fearless. He also know most of the young guys in the village. So Mr Tata ask all the guys to come for a screening at his home. During the screening, he takes note of the guys character, past record, education, family history and etc. He graded them accordingly and at the end of the screening, he has the best guys among thousands that want to marry King Akka daughters. But during the screening process, some of the district heads and elders in the palace have personally meet Mr Tata and pleaded with him to include their sons among those that will marry the king daughters. But because Tata is fearless, He always tell them he want to be fair to everyone and he will only select them if they did great and pass the screening he organize. This didn't go well with the elders and Districts heads, as they know most of their sons didn't perform well in the screening. So they keep pressure rising Mr Tata. After concluding his task, he submit the names of the successful guys to king Akka. Mr Tata informed the king to release the names to the public only after he (Mr Tata) travel out of the village. To avoid last minute pressure from the district heads and elders. The king has agreed to Mr Tata's request that the list will be released only when he already left the village. The pressure is high in the village as both the palace elders and district heads are hoping their sons names are among. Also the village people have confident on Mr Tata's decision, and they know it will favour them when the list is finally release by the king. But nobody knows who are those lucky guys that will marry the king daughters. Only time will tell.

Watch out for the part two to know how it went.

I hope d process of ur recruitment wont take long like DPR's own?

hammer2010:
Even the speculators have all become tired of speculating


Please, we need new and fresh volunteers for the position of speculators


Job Requirements:

1. You must know atleast one person that knows atleast another person, that knows atleast another person... that works some where close to any office with the DPR sticker

2. You must have passion for speculation. Infact, you should able to speculate atleast twice a day

3. You must know the names of all the top officials of DPR

4. You must know their daily routines, so as to be able to ascertain their way about. Infact you must be a monitoring spirit

5. You must able to manage the BP of DPR hopefuls

6. You must be able to tolerate insults, mockery, as well as praise from DPR hopefuls

7. Ability to assume things from nowhere is a must

8. Previous experience is an added advantage


Application closses immediately appointment letters starts rolling in

I call dis BRUTALITY

Onyiridike:


Since you posted this, I've stopped believing anything that comes from you.

This your post was after the interview. Therefore, if everything posted after the interview is false, yours is false too.

Dis mysterious lady kept callin me yestday nd she didnt wnt to tel me her name. I tot Its Dpr testin my weakness (quick temper to little tinz) so I was busy endurin. Not until 6am, dis mrn, she was askin If am nwachukwu whc I answd -ve den she nw apologised. I was like "person brk ur hrt nd u don brk mine"

Like sum1 said, I too will need a therapist after dis unendin long marathon

AAdam:
thank u guyz 4ur corrections. Can anyone mistakely type his name, state as well as local goverment area for me? i swear to almighty Allah (wallahi tallahi) you will never get dix job. please try to do so, i will show who i am. just try to send me ur name and LGA and see.

Sry guys I wnt to address dis wit hausa

Haba danuwa, abun be kai haka ba. Gyara sukayi ma akan kuskuren da kayi game da turanci. Nasan sun dan bata ma rai, amma shawarar da zan baka shine ka kara kokari wajen ganin ka gyara yanayin turancin ka. A cikin yan kudu aka aife ni kuma a cikin su na girma kuma na san matsalar su kuma da na dawo arewa naga irin matsalar da mutanen mu suke dashi ta bangare rubutu da fadin turanci.

Yi hakuri in na bata ma rai, amma shawarar da zan iya baka kenan. Mu jima lfy kuma allah ya bamu sa'a akan neman aikin nan

U sure say u watch Tom nd Jerry so?
Na tom dey beat jerry, nt d oda way round. Tom is d cat while jerry is d mouse. I recommend rewatching

silkytouch:
Very funny compilation.
In cartoons, everything is allowed.
Upon all de beating wey Tom de receive for Jerry hand, en no de ever die!

Even if u re interviewed 4 automatic president's seat, these Qs re too mch nd hefty. Wish us d best

Ajisebioyolaari:
I really envy you guys that were asked relatively simple questions at the interview. Did mine at Lagos & it was a tug of war. I was asked questions in geology, engineering, toxicology and envt science. One of the interviewers (a PhD holder whom I've met before at a conference) made me to understand that an environmentalist should have basic knowledge of geology and engineering to succeed at DPR. We argued back and forth on EIA, EER, baseline study, BOD in relation to toxicity, if water is harmful or not and why, if water is a chemical or not and why, bioremediation, oil spill management etc. Even the current affairs questions were unusual. I was asked which state appointed comissioner for happiness, d appointee's gender and full name. Name of PDP chairman and by how votes did he win. Who were the other contestants? The title and full name of the paramount ruler in my state. I was asked to name 2 other first class rulers in my state and if the head of the traditional council seat was rotationary or not. I was later asked about my postgraduate research, my project supervisor (who is well known to the interviewer) and why I want 2 work as an environmentalist with DPR. I was also asked if I have a relative at DPR. I spent over 35 minutes and exhausted my saliva. Lol. Then what professional qualifications I had. Was told having a MSc/MA/MEng etc is 6 marks. Was told that Results and profiles were uploaded into the cloud immediately after each interview session.

A frnd of mine saw a corper while he was in his final year in sokoto nd she was calling his name bt he was surprised cos he doesnt recognise her at all, only to know her after she introduced herself. She was his classmate in Ikeja high skl den nd d bleachin no be frm earth, na frm pluto, lolz

Missnande:
Smiles really funny. The formerly ugly or clumsy ones who turn out to be the hottest at the reunion.

Pls those that attended that interview seminar should share their experiences. Was d seminar relevant with d interview.

Lemme share my xperience at kano centre GT system analyst

1. Introduce urslef. Which I told dem my autobiography since b4 I was born to even d day of my demise, lolz

2. What is cascading in desktop? Answered correctly

3. What is a close button? I bliv an illitrate on d street will even ans dis Q

4. Last bt nt d least, who is d minister of finance. Naso dis woman surname disappear 4 my harddrive. Bt after thorough searchin nd buying of time by jokin wit d interviewrs, d surname came back.

Thats all o.

donkripton:
Any "System Analyst" that got invite?

System analyst? Present Sir

I got d msg last wk tuesday sayng to update profile b4 friday 27th. I updated d wrk experience nd submitted nyse, highest qualification nd ssce docs. Thats all. Wish us d best

B4 I open d thread I knw say na u, baddest. U dsrv some award frm oga seun nd lala for ur indepth research.

Pls help us to write sumtn @ d end of ur listings so dat we'll knw it has finished in order to avoid reading comments continously hopin to see continuation of ur wrk.

Frm 1 of ur much readers nd hope u implement my suggestion. Stay blessed

D name of d xcals are NiCOLaS

Explorers:
A famous chemist was found dead in his laboratory.

There was nothing around him except a paper with the names of chemical substances:

Carbon
Oxygen
Nickel
Lanthanum
Sulfur


On the day he was murdered, the chemist only had 3 visitors: his wife Mary, his nephew Nicolas, and his friend Jonathan.

The police arrested the murderer right away.



How did they know who killed him?

I dont think its on words only. If u remember a police helicopter that crashed and killed a DIG in jos, I knw d pilot and his family. The then IG, MD Abubakar gave scholarship to the late pilot's children. Now, his twins (1st children) are graduates of Nile Uni Abuja(turkish university) and doin their NYSC

Ninethmare:
Scholarship?
I guess on words
Public stunt
Trust the police at your peril

After a post that advertised posts for Int'l Committee for the Red Cross (ICRC) I applied and today they sent me an acknowledgement msg. Who else got this?

Can u bliv am readin dis in d to*let nw

emeijeh:
The best place to browse is the toilet.



Who else agrees with me?!



I stopped reading when I got to the toilet part.


Fitnessdoc, I don't agree with you on that.

I swr 1 day persin go dey read nairaland nd e go die nd ppl no go knw wetin kilam, even autopsy report sef. Una wan jst kill persin wit laff.

Truely, nnamdi kanu must resume orresign #ourmumudondo

Theakthedream:
The Governor is just trying to protect Kanu's father...

Anyway, Nnamdi Kanu Must Resume or Resign....
#Ourmumudondo

U jst said my mind. Tho im a muslim bt saba'a means seven and yaumul saba'a is saturday in arabic and arabic is a look-alike to hebrew (aramic)

hungryboy:
Sabbath day were Bible talk about Na on Saturday

So no dey go work or open your shop on Saturday





I no been even sabi say na you be gateman for heaven oh.

Counter question. can u use nigerian driver's licence in EU countries

analryder:
My fellow Nigerians, I would want to confirm if it is possible to drive in Nigeria with an EU Driving Licence and not get help up by law enforcement.

I have been driving for about 10yrs within the EU-region.

I got ya. With d 2 strokes thr, dat means u sent it no rcvd it

UnknownT:
Glo had to show themselves by sending me this

Wen I say cane I mean stretch mark. Chk d right bobie nd u'll knw its nt fresh. So, RELOOK MY BRODA

younglleo:
relook my broda.!

I tire o. Cake get candle, same here. Dem dey cut cake, dem cut egg roll. Dem de eat cake, so also egg roll. Flex on guyz

Jeffrey12:
Lol...... Who say na only cake them take dey do birthday

I believe that egg rolls nd the coke/fanta pass cake oo... Who never try am nor go understand sha....

Wch fresh. I can see some canes on it

younglleo:
fresh one indeed

U jst spk my mind finish. Infact, I cnt lv 80k job in d north for 120k job in lag or abj considerin d factors below

Nutase:
80k job in sokoto is equivalent to 400k job in ABUJA when you take into consideration cost of living like accommodation, transport and feeding.

If you already have the job you can go otherwise 'hold the vulture when you get for hand before you begin find local fowl wen you never see catch.

The couple are to be arrested for child labour. Oya, area commander area M idimu, get to work

No offence pls, even in my set 2/3 of mth students finished with 3rd class nd I dnt knw y.

Bk to d ish, my cousin graduated with 3rd class bt with connection, he has bein wrkin with NAMA for 5yrs nw. Married with children, car nd house. Infact, he's on hajj nw with his mom.

Conclusion: d class doesnt matter, d right info and connection does. Best of luck

Cant even donate my poo tlkless of kidney. Kidney ko, liver ni

Tolexander:
The current girlfriend, I can't even donate to her, a kidney. Let alone an ex.

Cant even donate my poo tlkless of kidney. Kidney ko, liver ni

Try triamcinolone injection and cream on it. I popular name is kenalog by GSK

Tho im nt a doc bt its effective

Stil, try consultin a Dermatologist