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Jokes Etc / Wife 1.0 Software Tutorials by aliakibu(m): 9:13am On May 27, 2008
MARRIAGE SOFTWARE

This is what a guy wrote to a systems analyst

(Marriage Software Division):

Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help!
I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began
unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In
addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during systems initialization
and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf
5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever
selected,
for the complete story goto

http://jokesng..com/
Jobs/Vacancies / World Bank Is Now Engage In Mass Recruitement ,hurry And Apply If You Haven't by aliakibu(m): 8:57am On May 27, 2008
World Bank, Con-freight,and chevron are still recruiting. hurry and apply if you haven't.
http://vacancyopening..com/
Literature / Re: Start Making Money Writing Short Articles by aliakibu(m): 11:42am On May 26, 2008
hi Zubik
you do not need a website to start making money on articles what need to do is to go to the sites outlined in http://moneyarticleng..com/ .some will require you to enter into a contest were your written article will contest with other articles for money while others allows your to write articles according to the outline of publisher. if your article meet the publishers requirement you will be paid instantly. you may not get noticed when you start but keep at it, with time you will the esterblished and publishers will naturally pick you to write for their magazines and websites.
Family / How To Use The Marriage Software by aliakibu(m): 10:26am On May 26, 2008
MARRIAGE SOFTWARE

This is what a guy wrote to a systems analyst

(Marriage Software Division):

Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help!
I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began
unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In
addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during systems initialization
and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf
5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever
selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday
Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1"
runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background whilst attempting to run any of my
favourite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking
of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall
doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?

, AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:

Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0
program.

for the complete story goto

http://jokesng..com/
Romance / Marriage Software Tutorials by aliakibu(m): 10:24am On May 26, 2008
MARRIAGE SOFTWARE

This is what a guy wrote to a systems analyst

(Marriage Software Division):

Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help!
I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began
unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In
addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during systems initialization
and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf
5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever
selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday
Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1"
runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background whilst attempting to run any of my
favourite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking
of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall
doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?

, AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:

Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0
program.

for the complete story goto

http://jokesng..com/
Jokes Etc / Marriage Software Tutorials by aliakibu(m): 10:17am On May 26, 2008
MARRIAGE SOFTWARE

This is what a guy wrote to a systems analyst

(Marriage Software Division):

Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help!
I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began
unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In
addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during systems initialization
and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf
5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever
selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday
Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1"
runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background whilst attempting to run any of my
favourite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking
of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall
doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?

,  AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:

Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0
program.

for the complete story goto

http://jokesng..com/
Adverts / You Can Make Money Writing Articles by aliakibu(m): 9:48am On May 26, 2008
It time to take you destiny into you hands state earning money writing articles.get the list of websites you can submit your articles for cash.

http://moneyarticleng..com/
Literature / Start Making Money Writing Short Articles by aliakibu(m): 9:45am On May 26, 2008
It time to take you destiny into you hands state earning money writing articles.get the list of websites you can submit your articles for cash.

http://moneyarticleng..com/
Jobs/Vacancies / Make Money Writing Articles by aliakibu(m): 9:40am On May 26, 2008
It time to take you destiny into you hands state earning money writing articles.get the list of websites you can submit your articles for cash.

http://moneyarticleng..com/
Jobs/Vacancies / Exon Mobile,chevron,worldbank And Con-freight Are Still Recruiting .submit Cv by aliakibu(m): 9:25am On May 26, 2008
World Bank,Ex on mobile, Chevron and Comfreight are still recruiting. have you submitted your CV yet?. submit now, Ex on mobile deadline is 27th may. goto

http://vacancyopening..com/
Jobs/Vacancies / World Bank,ex On Mobile,and Con Freight Are Currently Recruiting Graduates by aliakibu(m): 8:42pm On May 24, 2008
World Bank,Ex on Mobile and COnfreight are currently recruiting graduates. Hurry Exonmobile will be closing recruitment on 27th may 2007. To apply goto

http://vacancyopening..com/
Jobs/Vacancies / World Bank, Exonmobile And Confreight Are Recruiting Graduates by aliakibu(m): 8:40pm On May 24, 2008
World Bank,Ex on Mobile and COnfreight are currently recruiting graduates. Hurry Exonmobile will be closing recruitment on 27th may 2007. To apply goto

http://vacancyopening..com/
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Create Jobs :begin To Provide Internet Connectivity To Your Community For A Fee by aliakibu(m): 7:46pm On May 24, 2008
chimdieber you should check the validity of an information before conclusion. only ignorant people make hasty decisions.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Create Jobs :begin To Provide Internet Connectivity To Your Community For A Fee by aliakibu(m): 7:43pm On May 24, 2008
sollex pls my advice to u is to get updated with information
Adverts / Get To Know All The Sites You Can Make Money Writing Articles by aliakibu(m): 4:49pm On May 24, 2008
Are you aware that you can make money online just wring articles . well this are all the sites you need to start making money online. maybe you have looked for jobs long enough.its time to take your future into your own hands,get serious with article writing you can even make as much has S500 in a day. for more information visit

http://moneyarticleng..com
Literature / Get To Know All The Site You Could Write Articles For Money by aliakibu(m): 4:46pm On May 24, 2008
Are you aware that you can make money online just wring articles . well this are all the sites you need to start making money online. maybe you have looked for jobs long enough.its time to take your future into your own hands,get serious with article writing you can even make as much has N500 in a day. for more information visit

http://moneyarticleng..com
Jobs/Vacancies / Get To Know The Sites You Can Make Money Writing Artices In Nigeria by aliakibu(m): 4:43pm On May 24, 2008
Are you aware that you can make money online just wring articles . well this are all the sites you need to start making money online. maybe you have looked for jobs long enough.its time to take your future into your own hands,get serious with article writing you can even make as much has N500 in a day. for more information visit

http://moneyarticleng..com
Computers / Start Making Profit Providing Internet Connectivity With A Gprs Enabled Phone by aliakibu(m): 6:15pm On May 23, 2008
Well, after months and months of looking for a job but to know avail i took to the internet to better my fortunes and today i have ripped an harvest. i came across some information about how you came provide internet services using a phone with the gprs serving as the modem. well today i am providing internet services to not less than 25 persons and i have manage to open my own company. creative creation global services. you to can join in this million naira business. for more info goto

http://gprsbrowsing..com/
Phones / Make Profit Providing Internet Connectivity Using A Phone With A Gprs Connection by aliakibu(m): 6:12pm On May 23, 2008
Well, after months and months of looking for a job but to know avail i took to the internet to better my fortunes and today i have ripped an harvest. i came across some information about how you came provide internet services using a phone with the gprs serving as the modem. well today i am providing internet services to not less than 25 persons and i have manage to open my own company. creative creation global services. you to can join in this million naira business. for more info goto

http://gprsbrowsing..com/
Technology Market / You Can Now Provide Internet Service Using A Mobile Phone Gprs For Profit by aliakibu(m): 6:08pm On May 23, 2008
Well, after months and months of looking for a job but to know avail i took to the internet to better my fortunes and today i have ripped an harvest. i came across some information about how you came provide internet services using a phone with the gprs serving as the modem. well today i am providing internet services to not less than 25 persons and i have manage to open my own company. creative creation global services. you to can join in this million naira  business. for more info goto

http://gprsbrowsing..com/

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