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Marriage Software Tutorials by aliakibu(m): 10:17am On May 26, 2008 |
MARRIAGE SOFTWARE This is what a guy wrote to a systems analyst (Marriage Software Division): Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favourite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help? , AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID: Dear Customer, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. for the complete story goto http://jokesng..com/ |
Re: Marriage Software Tutorials by clemcykul(f): 12:01pm On May 26, 2008 |
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