Dear woman
22 hours ago
I am very happy to inform you that I
have had feelings for you since on
Monday, 9th of March 2009. With
reference to the meeting held between
us on the 6th of March 2009 at 19h00, I
would like to present myself as a
prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation
for a period of three months and,
depending on our compatibility, would
be made permanent. Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will be
continuous on-the-relationship training
and relationship appraisal schemes,
leading up to promotion from lover to
spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and
entertainment would initially be shared
equally between us. Later, based on
your performance, I might take up a
larger share of the expenses. However,
I am broad-minded enough to be taken
care of on your expense account. I
request that you kindly respond within
30 days of receiving this letter, failing
which, this offer will be cancelled
without further notice and I shall be
considering someone else. I would be
happy if you could forward this letter to
your sister if you do not wish to take up
this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
The man in love

Dear woman
22 hours ago
I am very happy to inform you that I
have had feelings for you since on
Monday, 9th of March 2009. With
reference to the meeting held between
us on the 6th of March 2009 at 19h00, I
would like to present myself as a
prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation
for a period of three months and,
depending on our compatibility, would
be made permanent. Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will be
continuous on-the-relationship training
and relationship appraisal schemes,
leading up to promotion from lover to
spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and
entertainment would initially be shared
equally between us. Later, based on
your performance, I might take up a
larger share of the expenses. However,
I am broad-minded enough to be taken
care of on your expense account. I
request that you kindly respond within
30 days of receiving this letter, failing
which, this offer will be cancelled
without further notice and I shall be
considering someone else. I would be
happy if you could forward this letter to
your sister if you do not wish to take up
this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
The man in love

More than 400,000 women and girls
between the ages of 15 to 49 were
raped in the war-ravaged country in
central Africa during a 12-month
period in 2006 and 2007, according to
the study published in the American
Journal of Public Health on
Wednesday.
That is 26 times more than the 15,000
women that the United Nations has
reported were raped there during the
same 12 months.
"their results confirms that previous
estimates of rape and sexual violence
are severe underestimates of the true
prevalence of sexual violence
occurring in the DRC," Amber
Peterman, lead author of the study,
said.

Rape: A weapon of
war in africa

violation of women in DR Congo 'tops' 1000 a day', Average of 48 females aged 15-49 are violated every hour in DR Congo, 26 times more than previously thought, study reports

AIDS has
killed more than 25 million people
worldwide but An experimental vaccine
has helped monkeys with a form of the
AIDS virus control the infection for more
than a year, suggesting it may lead to a
vaccine for people, US researchers have
said.The vaccine works by priming the
immune system to quickly attack the
HIV virus when it first enters the body, a
point at which the virus is most
vulnerable, US researchers said in a
study published in the journal Nature on
wednesday.

2011 Guinness book of
world records: largest numba of april
fool victims = 150 million Nigerians

New Word in English
vocabulary: Jega: /n/ je-ga. The act of
stupidly wasting the time of a lot of
people whilst keeping them under hot
sun. E.g the groom jegaed his bride for a
small babcock girl !

A bad boy is a man who seems
outwardly attractive, but is unwilling
to offer sacrificial love in a
relationship. He is too immature and
preoccupied with himself to share
genuine compassion, concern, or
acceptance. A bad boy lacks character
and might exhibit the following
behavior: lying, aloofness,
irresponsible dreaming, fear of
commitment, sexual promiscuity,
addiction to substances or
pornography, selfishness, hunger for
power, disinterest in surrendering to
God, etc.
In addition, a bad boy is not interested
in true love, because real love requires
consistent sacrifice. A bad boy will only
sacrifice for someone if it ’s convenient
for him or if he gets something in
return. He expects the woman to do
most of the giving, while he ignores
her needs or takes advantage of her.
Yet, why do some Christian women
find themselves attracted to bad boys?

Bad boys tend to be more assertive
than nice guys when it comes to
initiating a dating relationship. Since
most women want a man to pursue
them, this aggressive approach can
feel appealing. In addition, a bad boy
may seem driven to make something
out of himself. Women usually prefer a
man who seems to have purpose in
life.

MY Advice to all those igbotic gurls
dat travelled to d village to Kidnap
husband, dis december 2010*#If
someone comes
Into your life 'n becomes a part of you,
But for
some reason he couldn't stay,
Don't cry too much,
Just be glad that your
paths crossed
'n
some how he made you happy
even for a while, !!#*

Every Girl Wants A
Guy
Who Hugs Her When They're
Watching A Scary Or Romantic Movie,
Who Gives Her His Jacket Even When
He Himself Is Feeling Cold,
Who Will Always Be The One To Make
Her Laugh,
Most Importantly He Will Love Her For
Who She Is !
That Guy Is What Google Calls "No
Result Found" , !!

TEflon Don last NIght
Experience/my version/ Behind every
Successful man there is a satisfied
woman.But behind every satisfied
woman.there is an exausted man, men their smallest
light will take you out of the dark. Let
yourself glow,

Dr TEflon DoN's
medical aspects of dates,*#If you sleep
with your girlfriend on 14th Feb
(Valentine ’s Day).She will give you
good news on 8th March (Mother ’s Day)
.You will have a child on 27th
(Children Day).See the medical aspects
between these dates.But don ’t try this
on every girfriend,otherwise you will
have bad news on 1st December(Aids
Day).

HOW comes MY
PASTOR DEY PREACH WIT
jokes, lmao, lol
Teflon Don A criminal enter into
bed room,
tied up husband & wife,
kissed wife ’s ear & went to bathroom.
Husband told wife, “satisfy him or he
will kill us, be strong I LOVE U”
Wife said “He didnt kiss me,
He whispered in my ear that he’s GAY,
needs vaseline & I told him its in the
bathroom.
So b strong, I LOVE U 2

PASTOR TEflon DON Anazroe, is SAYING, GIRLS have STUPID
specialty, ! They get WET without BATH!
They BLEED without an INJURY! They give MILK widout eating GRASS
Make BONELESS things HARD! WHY

Morning friends,
Please, what is it with these WikiLeaks
expose? The thing is becoming very
alarming. The questions I've been
asking are: why did they not expose
these things as they happened? How
provable are the leaks? Can perpetrators
of those crimes be tried, based on the
evidences of the leaks?
I need answers o!

well, frankly speaking, I
have some clue about it, but these
thoughts are far too fuzzy, please someone should help me out, why are some gyals bigger than others, please try and encode d issue here,

From the ice-age to the dole-age
There is but one concern
I have just discovered:
Some girls are bigger than others

The whole idea of womanhood is
something that to me is largely
unexplored. I'm realizing things about
women that I never realized before
and "Some Girls, " is just taking it down
to the basic absurdity of recognizing
the contours to one's body. The fact
that I've scuttled through 26 years of
life without ever noticing that the
contours of the body are different is an
outrageous farce!
there you have it. ironically speaking, u better encode or decode

Some girls got it
some girls don't
Some girls do it some girls won't
Some girls want to run your life
Some want to sink your boat
Girls- Sweet sweet girls
Make you break you girls don't care
Wake you shake you get you there
Some girls like to play it cool
Some like to kiss and tell
Girls- Sweet sweet girls
It's not new but it's gotta be faced
A man can be turned by a pretty face
Can't live with them
Can't live without them
Girls- Sweet sweet girls
Girls in movies girls in space
Girls on T.V. girls that race
Some girls want to tie you down
Some girls don't want to know
Girls- Sweet sweet girls
It's not true but it's gotta be faced
A man can be turned by a pretty face
Can't live with them
Can't live without them
Girls- Sweet sweet girls

If you wanna be happy for the rest of
your life
Man, find an ugly woman, and make
her your wife
I mean ugly, so bad you can't look in
her face
So fat she can't go down and tie her
shoe lace
Now the reason that I say this, is simple
and plain
All the pretty girls, man, they just play
games
With your mind and your time, they're
not with it
Cause if you ain't got no money, then
you might as well (hit it)
But with an ugly girl, man, they'll
simply adore ya
Like you can mess around and they'll
still be there for ya
Cause you're all she has, and you're all
she can get
So run out and find yourself an ugly
chick
They'll be honest all the time, so boy,
don't pursue her
Cause she's ugly as hell, nobody'll talk
to her
So what she's a (bat) and a Godzilla
(creature)
But it's not how she looks, it's how the
girl (treats ya)
So if you wanna be happy for the rest
of your life
Man, find an ugly woman and make her
your wife
Cause pretty girls'll have you cryin the
blues
But when a ugly girl leaves (she ain't
nothin to lose)
No

… The guy's dick will look
the same as the day he popped his first
cherry. … There is no “master key” and
there are some locks which can be
opened by many keys. Take a key
down to …

Girl: It’s unfair that if a boy have
a different girl every week, he’s a legend,but if a girl have just two guys in a year, she ’s a slut.
Boy: If a key opens lots of locks,
then it’s a master key,
but if a lock is opened by lots of keys,
then it’s a shitty lock.

I laugh, I luv, I Hp, I try, I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry & I know you do d something too. So we're really not dat different, me & you.
As a player 1 thing I noticed when dealing wit GYALS in d past is dat courage is d discovery dat you may not win ' trying when you lose.
There is my story'''''''''''''
Smtyms when I reflect back on all d GYALS I have shined their congo, I feel ashamed. Then I look into my mind and think abt those innocent GYALS dat I played on & all their hopes & dreams. If I didn't confess, dey might never forgive my (central mabel) cuz their dreams have been shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better dat I shine few congo & let their dreams come true by not playing too much game wit their heart & worry abt getting married,

Who do u turn to when tHe only person THat'S suPPoseD to wipe aWaY your tears iS tHe one causing THem foR you?
While the haRDest of thing to do is to watch tHe one you love, love somebody else, I know'you all in nairaland are feeling this shit, this shit is death in me. Right. Am tryin to get ma bounce on back

men are the only oppressed group in our society dat lives intimate association with their oppressor women becos greedy women are scorpion whose grip is sweet and painful,
I don't women, and i mean no insult to women, in fact i love women, they are the best thing ever created, but if they want to be like men and come down to our level thats fine, Cuz if women didn't exist all the money in the world would have no meaning, is that why some have turned so greedy, ?

catch her by her waist, bring her home keep ur hand on her neck put ur lips on her lips and have a nice drink
my yori yori '' happiness ''
harp beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,

A greedy naija lady will always say:
I 'd 2 meet sm1 who will listen 2me,who'll love me & care 4 me,sm1 who'll respect me, Self-centered '' blah blah blah'' bt if d man(bloke) has got a nice car, takes Hw 2 fancy restaurants & stuff, d odds 4 getting in2 her pants go way up!
While small greedy Nigerian women have claimed dat '' Jst as many men look at women as intimacy gadgets, then d women will also look at d men as money & fun machines, the powerful urges put in motion by d prospect of woopee which also tends 2 lead 2 bad decisions dat makes dem greedy