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Nairaland / General / Re: Before I Die, I Want To...(wot Wud U Like To Do B4 U Die??) by Andykuul: 4:40pm On Dec 04, 2013
I want to c my great grand children b4 i die.
Nairaland / General / Re: Bayelsa Runs Girl Exposes Her Disgusting PHOTOS Online To Get More Customers +18 by Andykuul: 4:36pm On Dec 04, 2013
There is nothing here abeggi...When u said ''disgusting pictures'', i was brasing myself up to see her 'bushy bush'

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Nairaland / General / Re: Agberos Of Mushin Versus Warri Boys by Andykuul: 4:28pm On Dec 04, 2013
Wetin yoruba boys sabi for fight. They spend the better part of the rage shouting like imbeciles, rolling trousers, offing clothes, and removing wristwatches(if they have)
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Advice ME It's Urgent by Andykuul: 4:14pm On Dec 04, 2013
Bring your wife to my shop, let her spend a week i want to check her sweat rate, then will i recomend the type of AC
Nairaland / General / Re: Doctors Find Snake In Woman’s Stomach After Believing She Was Pregnant by Andykuul: 4:07pm On Dec 04, 2013
Can a anybody survive a snake in his stomach even for 30min? Where was the snake residing, stomach or womb?
Education / Re: When President Jonathan Was A Lecturer... by Andykuul: 11:15am On Nov 10, 2013
He teaches virtually empty class of students who either drowsy or sleeping during his lecture. He was an unrepentant seller of handout. That reminds me, he was very lazy. Comes 10-15min late and walks out 10min b4 time. Nobody ever fail his course..not because we knw it anyway.

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Phones / Re: Where Is The First Place To Go To On Someone's Phone?? by Andykuul: 12:53pm On Nov 08, 2013
i naturally go for the messages. And if i c emotional ones, i bcome jealous. Even if shes not my gf.
Politics / Re: ASUU Strike To Be Called Off This Week After Successful FG, ASUU Meeting by Andykuul: 6:56am On Nov 05, 2013
Wow...finally!...let me start dusting by books...rat don even eat some sef!
Religion / Re: Anti-tithers Are Playing On The Intelligence Of Nigerian Churches by Andykuul: 9:17pm On Oct 14, 2013
truthislight:


https://www.nairaland.com/1476356/nigerian-pastors-must-read#1878144
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Like The Most About Yourself? by Andykuul: 7:43am On Oct 11, 2013
I like the fact that am still a virgin @ 35yrs. My target is to die a virgin.
TV/Movies / Re: DStv Raises Charges Again. by Andykuul: 7:28am On Oct 06, 2013
opeyemi2012:

Exactly bro!

I'm seriously thinking of opting for the DSTV cheat.....
Jst go for avater...with a v good 3G ntwk, it opens all dstv channels. In my area hera(zaria) we watch matches free. Jst yesterday, i sold my avater to buy a new reciever(QLINKS). This supper reciever has a space u insert ur sim, and u r good to go. It opens all scramled channels. Dstv, aljazeera, mytv etc. With my 15mb etisalat dash me, i watched all matches ystday and still hv 7mb. Na nepa light wey no dey dey kill me.
TV/Movies / Re: DStv Raises Charges Again. by Andykuul: 7:07am On Oct 06, 2013
write2obi: What happened to HI TV pls?
u no c their obituary? Even when they are alive, ova sick dey worry dem
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 22nd September 2013 by Andykuul: 4:47pm On Sep 22, 2013
Hei 2-0. I don go
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 22nd September 2013 by Andykuul: 4:34pm On Sep 22, 2013
Make d match end with decent score line abeg....cos with wetin i dey c so? Hmmm
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 22nd September 2013 by Andykuul: 4:30pm On Sep 22, 2013
In moyes we trust. Slow but steady....fallany na short one. Cleverly abeggggggg
Sports / Re: Man City Vs Man Utd by Andykuul: 4:23pm On Sep 22, 2013
In moyes we trust(slow but steady)
Politics / Re: Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Struck By Sudden Stroke--rushed To England For Intensive Care by Andykuul: 2:26am On Sep 10, 2013
the source is not convincing...reserve my comment untill i c beta source
Politics / Re: Atiku, Single Highest Employer Of Labour In The Niger Delta by Andykuul: 2:18am On Sep 10, 2013
If what is happening in pdp is purely political, void of ethnic sentiments, we can as well say, the location of his bisness intrest is purely business, devoid of ethnic sympathy.
Fashion / Re: A Lady Using An Electric Iron To 'Straighten' Her Hair by Andykuul: 11:14pm On Sep 07, 2013
I cannot categorically say shes stupid,and sombody will tell me its actually E.T.T...I actually think shes psycho sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day 2013 - Live Updates by Andykuul: 5:21pm On Sep 02, 2013
Exclusive; Ozil spotted on molue goin to emirate...report has it dat he might undergo brain chech @ emirate tonight
Politics / Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Andykuul: 4:43pm On Aug 28, 2013
Demdem: This is demdem.
Our C-in-C, Egbere Jonathan Retardeen was once my governor but now my useless President.
He was so useless throughout his days In Bayelsa that we can't tag any developmental acheivement to him. This same foolishness he has carried to the federal level having deceived gullible Nigerians about his no shoes story.
I strongly believe that Nigeria can never see any substantial growth that will be physically felt under Jonathan. At best, what he can offer is a mirage that will phase out with time.
He is the almighty 21st century punishment to Nigerians. All hands should be on deck to send this curse away enroute kirikiri.
He is surely a good teacher, husband, father but as regards governance, he sucks.
Gbam...u hit d right nail on Jonah's daft head.
Politics / Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Andykuul: 4:31pm On Aug 28, 2013
ighoosagie: forming badt guy. Someone lik u 'd get high only wit d smell hear of it
u na psychologist oo...how u take knw say i jst wan form high to feel blong ne...i actually missd road.
Politics / Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Andykuul: 4:19pm On Aug 28, 2013
Obiagelli: I go come back later the *weed* in the air too much, I no fit come high early morning
wait for me lets go together...where do we go?...your hose or my house....#shakes head#...e b like say i don dey high ooo.....bar man!!!!...more bush...sori weed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Supporters Rips-Off Shirt From Manchester United Fan's Back by Andykuul: 2:49pm On Jul 23, 2013
Am not surprise...an average chelsea fan was a disgrunted arsenal fan. The day miserable rat hunter kill a grasscutter, he will kill anybody who tell him his mates are killing antellop
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Threaten To Boycott Confederations Cup Over Bonus by Andykuul: 7:18pm On Jun 13, 2013
#Team supereagles players# Those nff a bloody selfish
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic On Set Of 'Streets Of Calabar by Andykuul: 7:11pm On Jun 13, 2013
From the posters, it looks tantalizing, watch d film u go hiss tire...
we still have a long way to go

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Health / Re: Give 2yrs In Between Pregnancies: Gynaecologist Advises by Andykuul: 5:47pm On Apr 17, 2013
At what stage will u as d husband start 'cultivating' again?
Politics / Re: Bomb Explosion In Kano by Andykuul: 12:07pm On Mar 23, 2013
Who born the bombers, wasnt it not women? Now they are killing the women and children, makin the children a widow
Health / Re: Functions & Health Benefits Of Drinking Water by Andykuul: 7:00pm On Mar 14, 2013
aurenflani:

Very true if you add burantashi in the glass of water but only after you've filled your stomach with food.
What is burantashi?sad....could it b palmwine?...heard it makes one last longercheesy
Fashion / Re: Google Talking Shoes Unveiled by Andykuul: 9:58pm On Mar 12, 2013
Dat d shoes uses bleutooth to connect to internet...with dis expensiv internet connectn in Naija?.......anyway i go buy am for my babe, connect am to my system. If my babe go wia she no supose go...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea To Sell Torres For £15 Million ? by Andykuul: 4:26pm On Mar 10, 2013
Ignatio: They should sell him to Arsenal.
Mayb u'r right....in d city of d blinds....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea To Sell Torres For £15 Million ? by Andykuul: 4:18pm On Mar 10, 2013
How can u buy a complex machine lyk tores witout buyn d manual(Benitez)?....By d time d manual is bought, d machine has gone bad beyond repair. Lol

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