whoops, what a smooth bare it all!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am one of ur fans on 9raland. i am trully impressed.

wow dats quite a nice track record.
its nice.
wish i could be better than her.

here's a story of mine i wish to post for all to see.

timi sat a chair in the kitchen. she was in the house of her employers. mrs savage had employed her a few months ago to work as the cook. she loved the job because it gave her a go at her catering skills.she loved to thrill her employer and her guests with nice cuisines.
a typical day at work starts with preparing breakfast at six. Mrs savage loved meals like tea and bread(without butter); eggs and fries; bread and eggs.timi would be engrossed in getting breakfast ready. by seven, breakfast will be laid out on the table. the naive 19year old would hide behind the adjourning door from the sitting room to the dining.she stayed there to observe her employer' sreaction to themeal.
mrs savage who was also a core banker made it a point of duty to request for her favourites for dinner.
life in the large mansion wsa wonderful. the job also exposed timi to lots off people.
"timi, is dinner not ready yet?"
she heard mrs savage shout from across the sitting room
timi rushed into the sitting room.
"its almost raedy ma!" timi replied
mrs savage looked timi over as she left the sitiing room.
that day after mrs savage had finished her dinner, she informed her cook that her only son-dave would return home from the states the next day.timi found it unnecesary for mrs savage to inform her of her son's arrival.
timi wasnt at all expecting any thing diferent in the running of the home.but she was met with surprise the next day when a blue escalade pulled into the compound.
all the househole staff except timi came out to see the new arriver.
the gatemen put on phoney smiles as they welcomed young mr savage. from where timi stood beside the window in the boys quaters, she could see taht mrs savage's son was extremely goodlooking. he had this sort of looks possesed by movie stars. she saw him smile at the house hold staff.
after more tahn ten minutes of exxhanging banthers, he walked into the house.
***
"i'm terribly hungry nana." dave said to his nanny.
"my dear, let me get the cook. she'll certainly get u something good to eat."
that said, the woamn who doubled as the house keeper and the former nanny of dave savage went to the boys quarters in search of timi. she found her huddled on her ned intently studying a book.
"timi, the madam's son wants you to prepare him something to eat."
timi quickly left the sitting room and followed aunty onome into the main house.she greeted dave as she entered the room.
"you dont work for my mother, do you?"dave said pacing the room.
"ehm, yes, i do. i am te new cook."
"i saw everyone welcome me when i arrived.how come you stayed away?"
timi searched her mind for a good answer. none came to her mind.
"dont mind the lousy girl.she would certainly prefer reading to doing what others in this house do."aunty onome answered for her.
"oh!" dave noted. he thoroughly looked her over.
"what can i prepare for you?"timi asked averting her eyes from his.
he stood thoughtfully. aunty onome slipped out of the room;she had to oversee the arrangement of dave's luggages in his room.
timi stood where she was oblivious of dave's eyes.he saw. her flush and embarrsment. he enjoyed it.
"dave my dear, welcome back home." mrs savage's voice rang out.
dave lept for his mother and they hugged affectionately.that was timi's one chance of escape. she made good the chance.

It is a wonderful stuff.it can succeed anyhow.
please post the rest of it.

perhaps u are right, so is gamine.
i promise NEVER to post any thing on ur thread or anywhere around.
sorry i was such a bother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry slitty, i guess i'll leave u alone.
i was just trying to pull ur legs but u have pulled mine even more.
sorry nd forget i ever disturbed u, or gamine.
sorry once again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gamine, is that it?

i am alos interested. please tell us more . u knw dis is naija and u dont expect one 2 just part with a precious piece of one's talent just like that.
i am waiting!!!!!!!![color=#006600][/color]

sorry Gemane, Slitty is angry cos i jocularly comented on the fact that she was posting her own stuff on your thread rather than start hers. i didnt expect her to get really angry.
i've said sorry on her new thread but i dont know if she's pacified.
since u were'nt complaining,i'll have to apologise for taking panadol for anoder person's palavar.

i dont even know if slitty's ought to be angry. it was my first thread and i was trying to be funny. look what i've done, she now gets angry with u.
do u now understand wats up?

oh slitty, please dont get maudlin on me. sorry if i bore my fangs too hard on u.
i am just too critical. please finish the rest, i will really like to see the end of that beautiful work of urs.
writing for fun, great.
the work is ok, i just felt like,
sorrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
pls, continue ur stuff!
(imagine me, being so harsh on my first post, silly meeeeeee)[color=#990000]

come on slitty, this is supposed to be gemane's thread and i must say slitty stealing the show from the owner.
oh well fizzle
i am also a writer.
gemane your piece is quiet a bomb. it sgood. kind of explains my own predicament but the difference is the eye colour thing.
slitty, your thing is quite too plain. u use the same language and woddings over and again. its too plain and i seems like it was written under duress.
pls ignore if it sounds rude.
lawyer, u are such a good guy. i wonder if u acn hep me critique one of my works.
hmn seun, i'm posting replies today for the first time nad i must confess this site is one hell of a wonderful site.
expect myy own thread soon! [/color][color=#990000][

well this is 9ja where anything is possible. the offer sounds wacko because they can use ur story and feed u with all sorts of cramp tales.