I can just feel one of Love4rever's "hard to make out" posts coming on soon at Legry's request

legs:

check if the other six are still alive

what would you do if you were fronting at a party with your gucci designer bag and it suddenly fell on the ground and some dry sticks of agbado and ekpa rolled out with 3 dirty rumpled twenty naira notes?

Dunno what agbado and ekpa mean (I'll assume it's a local snack like kulikuli)

I'd mutter while picking the unajebo stuff up "this is the last time I'll hold things for a friend"

What would you do if you suddenly have a stomach upset in heay traffic

Make sure that does not happen cause I keep track of my cycle monthly

If it does happen (Heaven forbid!) I'll make sure my maid of honour is glued behind me till we leave the church...

Now what would you do if you were walking on the street and your pad falls out of your panties in full view?

hmm....or mimers

Don't you mean THAT is the rule of the game?

Soft rock for me.....U2, Coldplay, Cranberries, Maroon5 ,Linkin Park etc..they do it for me always..especially U2....I have a huge crush on Bono....!

On the Nigerian scene, Age Beeka,Stylplus, Ochanya, Asha....ok these Nigerian musicians (with the exception of Stylplus) are mostly recognised in the nation's capital so I guess ya'all never heard of them before but believe me they are good!

Legry! I'm glued to the Nairaland radio (without battery) station.....nna biko what's the latest on this issue?!

Let's ask Greatpeter: Do you actually mean infertility or the man's inability to get his thingy up? When you say impotence what exactly do you mean?

yep, and here there ain't no louse..

Well isn't time the "superior" sex prove themselves?

So ya think the dudes' got a better question?

Ok so I'm listening to Gabrielle's "Stay The Same" right now...but my all time favourite kinda music is soft rock and I'm nuts about the greatest rockband in the world : U2!

What has answering a question with a question got to do with being a Nigerian?

or smell like smelly feet.. (lol!)

Cradle robbing to say the least...

Seun: Cyber nerd
Tayotina: Blunt and a wacky sense of humour
Calabarman: Very Experienced
Ra: Commands respect even without meeting her (very remarkable)
Hotangel: cheeky but innocent sweet thing
HND Holder: Professor of religion
Mamba, Legry and Allenpowered: birds of the same feather
Love4ever: weird posts
Legs: Always has a great comeback (retorts)
Pinky: A lady
GreatPeter: Wants to heal not just the body but the mind too..'

And the list goes on and on and on ...

Huh? Answering questions with questions is what makes you a Nigerian?

In the UK yeah, but down here in Naija, it's totally different.

My cousin visited me from the UK and in my bid to give her a good time we had an embarrassing experience that I dare to share with you. I took her to the one and only Hilton we have in the country and we were stopped from entering The Capital Bar by an overzealous security guard simply because we were not accompanied. We were decently dressed but that did not stop the guard from counting us among the ladies of the night hunting for their game for that evening.I kid you not and this is for real. Would you believe we had to get a male neighbour to accompany us the following day just so that my cousin could have a nice time?

Needless to say my cousin just could not believe the way we were treated just because we were not accompanied by a man. When I visited her in the UK myself, everybody was doing their own thing, nobody had any business to stop you entering anywhere just because you came alone as a babe.

and to my delight lotsa goodies were on sale

Eresi you are missing the point, this is a game.

Seun pls confirm if I'm wrong.

Well, I was looking for the Gulder Ultimate Search Website on Google and Nairaland came up as one of the results of the searches since Seun had started a thread on that and voila! I found myself here. No regrets at all..enjoying every moment.

Red:

Nigeria has been bitten by the reality TV bug.How unfortunate.

You know say we sabi copy copy.....there's no way Naija can be left out in new innovations, as long as we can find a way to do it!

Isn't it more fun to answer that way?

Flint would you honestly and seriously get involved in a relationship with a babe you met in the night club? Wouldn't you be wondering what she was doing there in the first place?

Unfortunately the night club has the appearance or indeed is a cess pool for guys looking for loose women. Even when a decent lady makes the choice of giving herself a good time, she is counted among the droves of loose gals hanging around the night club, worse still if she shows up alone.

That's another story altogether,(for another day) why can't a girl in Nigeria go out on her own to a restaurant or a bar or a club without being seen as a prostitute?

Anyway that is why the working class girls that want to be taken seriously will not want to be seen hanging around a nightclub (unless they are accompanied by a man) The university chics are young and they have their youthful life ahead of them, they do not have thoughts of marriage yet. There is a time for everything, the working class chics clubbed too when they were university chics and with age comes maturity and of course a change of prorities. This is what I think anyway.

and after me came my groom..

I thought I heard someone calling..

and hope the neighbours do not hear the sounds we utter

I really don't have a preference... as inwether the guy is tall or short....what really matters to me is what's on the inside..same goes with looks....I've got an ex that when standing with him before a mirror while he held me from behind, I couldn't see his head! And I wasn't wearing heels oo....he was busying arguing my hairstyle was why....lol.....

Pinky:

I will do it if he's still single! I love risky dates like that sef.. let the whole office come crashing..... I will do it & enjoy it... once its not against the working guidelines..but if I find him irresistible & the working guidelines doesnt permit I t, I will do it secretly....

Oh my goodness Pinky how naughty! lol...

but we'll make love after