Nigeria's president has the highest vehicle convoy in the world.
90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state
have gaps between their teeth.

Adele @officialadele hails from Ede, Osun State. Full name Adeleye Adetokunbo.
Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered passed NECO and WAEC in Gombe State.
Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than their males.
The cost of living in Abuja, is more expensive than the cost of living
in London.

Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world.
Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap.
Beware of Edo girls.

Maiduguri girls have the longest hair.
Ijebu people fart all the time. Even while having sex.
Ibo girls are stingy and greedy.
Fulani girls have the longest tongue.

PH girls like it in the A**
There's a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria.
Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria.
Nigeria has the highest number of police officers in Africa.
Osun state has the highest number of Yahoo boys in the country.
4 out of every 5 Edo girls have a connect in Italy.

Calabar girls don't want your money, all they need is your energy.
Nigerians make up 1/8 of the population of Malaysia.
China's best market is Nigeria.

A man was recently sentenced to death by hanging for stealing a car
radio, while Cecilia Ibru was sentenced to 6 months for moving 150
billion.

An average Ibo man can smell money 100 meters away.
Nigerians are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA
in the world.

The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is "How far ?"
Nigeria is the only country where everybody looks forward to hearing
the First Lady speak.

An Ibo man hustles from Jan 2 to Dec 24, only to spend it all during
xmas n New Year.

Gosh Gosh,My Dear Yardua Has Gone To Join Dagrin, Naija President Is Dead.

Itz kevolution baby

Woah so happy for the guy.

hadexman:

This should be blamed on the Nigerian government, what are they doing for it's citizen? Absolutely nothing, it's a shame on Nigeria that even at this century and after a long years of independence, we can't boost of good roads, electricity, good standard education, Unemployment, e.t.c

A lot of Nigerians abroad are suffering with no jobs, facing racism and heavy cold. The Government are just there for their own good. Most Nigerians Killed abroad due to racism and the ambassador of such countries do nothing about it.

So I don't blame those sleeping day and night at the embassy seeking visas, they are seeking greener pasture,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in Advance.

But is it worth the whole stress,

Countdown 2 1800hrs. BBA:Revolution - The Big Finale. Who is gonna walk outta d BBA house with a whoopin' US$200 000 in their pocket? Keep it a date.

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The desperation on the part of many Nigerians to travel out of the country is believed to have reached an alarming level in recent times.



And indeed Vanguard Metro’s visit to some embassies in Lagos revealed scenes of absurdity involving many Nigerians, both young and old, desperate to flee their country at the slightest opportunity.

At all the embassies visited there was almost always a crowd of visa seekers jostling and fighting desperately under the sun or rain to be attended to. To them, the visa they seek is as important as the Holy Grail, which explains why they are prepared to sacrifice anything, including their dignity, comfort and personal safety in their quest for it.

This development only goes to confirm that all the campaigns and other efforts by government and its relevant agencies to discourage Nigerians from travelling out of the country on flimsy grounds have so far come to nought.

What Vanguard Metro saw in one of the African embassies located at Sinari Daranijo Street, Victoria Island was astonishing and unbelievable. It was a Thursday and it was raining heavily when Vanguard Metro got there at about 5.45am. Yet the number of visa seekers was over 300 and the applicants had been divided into two queues with the first one being for first time travellers, work and study permit applicants while the other queue was for corporate clients, frequent travellers, transit and medical visa.

“How did these people get here this early?” queried a fellow who was a first time visitor to the place. Another fellow who identified himself as Tope had responded thus: “For anybody to be among the first 20 on these lines, the person must have been on the queue by 4.00am”.

This was a shocking revelation which was confirmed by another visa seeker by name Ajayi. According to him: “I have been trying my luck for the past one week, only to be getting here by 6.00 am and meeting many people. I then requested for a friend to bring me down here in his car yesterday and we slept in the car to make our being on the line by 4.10 am this morning possible”.

Also easily noticeable were the ubiquitous touts as they went about rendering one service or the other and collecting money from desperate applicants. The Police were not left out as officers and men from the Maroko and Bar Beach Police Stations used the opportunity to make brisk business for themselves as they were seen arresting and searching people and ‘penalising’ those “with questions to answer”.

he has automatically solved 85% of every man's problem!. Wetin sef, me i don tire o!!!

Guyz what do you think about this cos me i don tire o!!!

A tradomedical practitioner in Lagos has claimed that a 20-year old woman delivered a tortoise and a baby girl in his clinic.

The woman, Rasheedat Raimi, said she had carried the pregnancy for 10 months before she eventually delivered the baby girl and the tortoise at a trado-medical clinic on Mutairu Street, Off Ijegun Road, outskirts of Lagos.


The owner of the clinic, Shehu Daudu Oseni, said the woman gave birth to the tortoise and the baby girl at 9.49 p.m on Wednesday.

Many orthodox doctors and traditional doctors contacted by P.M.NEWS on the strange delivery quickly dismissed the claim as impossible. Dr. Lawrence Akinsanya said “it is not possible, never, ever”. He said the claim has no basis in the science of reproduction. “It is just not scientifically possible”, he added.

P.M.NEWS gathered that Rasheedat had gone to Yakafi Trado-medical Nigeria Limited to observe Tahajjud (night vigil) with other pregnant women without any premonition that she was due for delivery.

When P.M.NEWS got to the trado-medical clinic, yesterday and this morning, Rasheedat was found looking pale and tired. She was sleeping on a bed in the clinic while her grandmother, Alhaja Taibat, who sat beside her fanned her.

She was in pains as she talked to P.M.NEWS about the strange delivery. “I came to Yakafi for prayers because of the terrible pains I was having in my stomach. Immediately I got here, prayers were offered and immediately there was a burst of water and blood under me. The tortoise came out with the placenta and the baby came out later. I couldn’t believe my eyes, but I was very weak. I was happy the pain left me. I felt relieved after the delivery. I thank God,” she told P.M.NEWS slowly.

On whether she attended ante-natal clinic before the delivery, the young woman said: ”I carried the pregnancy for 10 months. I did scans several times and nobody told me that I was carrying tortoise in my womb. What they always told me was that I am alright and would deliver at the right time,” she added.

Attempts by P.M.NEWS to know the hospital or the diagnostic centre where she claimed she had several scans proved abortive as she could not remember the name or address of the centre. She could also not mention the names of the doctor or nurses who attended to her at the clinic.

But corroborating her story, the owner of Yakafi Trado-medical Nigeria Limited, Shehu Dauda Oseni, described the delivery as “amazing”.

“This is amazing, but true. She did not register with my clinic for ante-natal. When she came here with her people, she was in pains, we didn’t know she will deliver here. She only came here for Tahajjud prayers (night vigil). We were praying when suddenly she started wriggling. She was in pains.

“I touched her stomach and observed something strange moving inside her. It was a strange thing. I thought it was a lizard but it turned out to be a tortoise. The tortoise tore the placenta into pieces and came out. The baby came out afterwards.

“She fainted after the delivery and we have to revive her with prayers. This is what God can do. She had several scans but nobody told her that he was carrying a tortoise in her womb. God is great,” he declared.

Rasheedat who is still in the hospital has been visited by her husband, in-laws, relatives and neighbours who trooped to the clinic to catch a glimpse of the strange occurance.

In interviews with P.M.NEWS this morning, however, many orthodox and traditional medical practitioners described the claim as impossible.

Dr. Banji Filani of Sound Health Centre, Lagos, described the claim as untrue. “It is not possible. I don’t believe the story. How can a baby and a tortoise co-habit in a woman’s womb? Medically, it is not possible. Traditionally, it is impossible,” he stated.


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Woman Delivers Tortoise, Baby Girl; It’s A Hoax, Doctors Say
December 04, 2009 20:13 (2 hours ago), 634 views

By Tunde Lemuel & Yisa Jamiu

A tradomedical practitioner in Lagos has claimed that a 20-year old woman delivered a tortoise and a baby girl in his clinic.

The woman, Rasheedat Raimi, said she had carried the pregnancy for 10 months before she eventually delivered the baby girl and the tortoise at a trado-medical clinic on Mutairu Street, Off Ijegun Road, outskirts of Lagos.
•Rasheedat Raimi, 20 yr old, mother of tortoise and the baby. Photos: Olatunji Obasa.

The owner of the clinic, Shehu Daudu Oseni, said the woman gave birth to the tortoise and the baby girl at 9.49 p.m on Wednesday.

Many orthodox doctors and traditional doctors contacted by P.M.NEWS on the strange delivery quickly dismissed the claim as impossible. Dr. Lawrence Akinsanya said “it is not possible, never, ever”. He said the claim has no basis in the science of reproduction. “It is just not scientifically possible”, he added.

P.M.NEWS gathered that Rasheedat had gone to Yakafi Trado-medical Nigeria Limited to observe Tahajjud (night vigil) with other pregnant women without any premonition that she was due for delivery.

When P.M.NEWS got to the trado-medical clinic, yesterday and this morning, Rasheedat was found looking pale and tired. She was sleeping on a bed in the clinic while her grandmother, Alhaja Taibat, who sat beside her fanned her.

She was in pains as she talked to P.M.NEWS about the strange delivery. “I came to Yakafi for prayers because of the terrible pains I was having in my stomach. Immediately I got here, prayers were offered and immediately there was a burst of water and blood under me. The tortoise came out with the placenta and the baby came out later. I couldn’t believe my eyes, but I was very weak. I was happy the pain left me. I felt relieved after the delivery. I thank God,” she told P.M.NEWS slowly.

On whether she attended ante-natal clinic before the delivery, the young woman said: ”I carried the pregnancy for 10 months. I did scans several times and nobody told me that I was carrying tortoise in my womb. What they always told me was that I am alright and would deliver at the right time,” she added.
•The tortoise.

Attempts by P.M.NEWS to know the hospital or the diagnostic centre where she claimed she had several scans proved abortive as she could not remember the name or address of the centre. She could also not mention the names of the doctor or nurses who attended to her at the clinic.

But corroborating her story, the owner of Yakafi Trado-medical Nigeria Limited, Shehu Dauda Oseni, described the delivery as “amazing”.

“This is amazing, but true. She did not register with my clinic for ante-natal. When she came here with her people, she was in pains, we didn’t know she will deliver here. She only came here for Tahajjud prayers (night vigil). We were praying when suddenly she started wriggling. She was in pains.

“I touched her stomach and observed something strange moving inside her. It was a strange thing. I thought it was a lizard but it turned out to be a tortoise. The tortoise tore the placenta into pieces and came out. The baby came out afterwards.

“She fainted after the delivery and we have to revive her with prayers. This is what God can do. She had several scans but nobody told her that he was carrying a tortoise in her womb. God is great,” he declared.

Rasheedat who is still in the hospital has been visited by her husband, in-laws, relatives and neighbours who trooped to the clinic to catch a glimpse of the strange occurance.

In interviews with P.M.NEWS this morning, however, many orthodox and traditional medical practitioners described the claim as impossible.

Dr. Banji Filani of Sound Health Centre, Lagos, described the claim as untrue. “It is not possible. I don’t believe the story. How can a baby and a tortoise co-habit in a woman’s womb? Medically, it is not possible. Traditionally, it is impossible,” he stated.
•The baby girl.

In his own reaction, Dr. Aberuagba of Aberuagba trado-medical centre countered that the strange birth is possible. “It can happen. It can be done by spiritual manipulations of the foetus. It is the work of dark forces who want to scuttle the birth of the baby but God in his infinite mercy prevented their evil design,” he said.

Another medical doctor, Dr. Rotimi Adesanya said: “The claim is not feasible. More investigations should be conducted on the strange delivery. It is difficult to believe. I don’t believe it can happen,” the Ogun State-based medical practitioner said.

Claims of strange deliveries are common in Nigeria. But such claims have never been verified by the scientific community, allowing beliefs in such miracles to fester.

In 2005, a Russian woman gave birth to a cyclop child ( a cyclop in Greek mythology is a one eyed giant). The cyclop, a female was covered with thick hair; an eye in the center of the head and a trunk that was growing on the head above the eye. Doctors in Russsia then explained that the incredible mutant baby, born pre-term could have arisen from complications during the preganancy, some of them traceable to the use of antibiotics such as tetracycline. Said Dr.Ivan Rylchikov, a specialist: ‘‘The medicine affects the developments of the fetus’ bone and teeth; even a small dose can be dangerous for an unborn child. A cyclop is not viable—they do not live longer than one week. In addition, nature has its own regulator. If the development of the fetus takes an unusual mturn, the probability of a miscarriage increases a lot. This is the way that Mother Nature uses to kill mutants in the womb”.

Doctors in Nigeria are making the same comment on the alleged strange births in suburban Lagos, that the nature has its way of protecting a woman’s womb, with the cervic being shut down once a conceived baby has embedded itself in the mother’s womb. “There is no way the woman would have carried the tortoise in her womb, along with the baby. Because with the cervic closed, there is no way a foreign body would have entered the womb’’, said Dr. Akinsanya.

But Oseni’s nurses who claimed they witnessed the birth affirmed the strange occurrence.

A staff nurse at the clinic who witnessed the delivery, Olaponmile Ajani, said she was there when the delivery took place. She disclosed that Rasheedat had been complaining of severe pains and discomfort in her womb before the delivery.

“The tortoise came out before the baby. It was after several minutes later that the baby now came out.

“Her private part was torn seriously as the tortoise came out. Before then the doctor tried to put his hand into her but the tortoise pulled his hand. By the time it eventually came out we could not believe it, but it was real.”

“The baby was so healthy when she came out because she cried by herself. The baby has no wound or mark. It was a miracle. The tortoise had been feeding on the placenta as it was all torn when it came out.

Other staff of the hospital who witnessed the delivery are Mr. Saheed Soyemi, Mrs. Rasheed, Mrs. Fatimat Useni, Mrs. Aminat

Meanwhile, the hospital has turned into a sort of Mecca to thousands of residents of Ikotun who now throng the clinic to view the strange delivery.

Gosh

SIX market women were killed in the early hours of yesterday at Effurun, Delta State, by a trailer suspected to be laden with stolen crude oil, while a mob partly razed the Ebrumede Police Station in a spur-of-the-moment reaction to the unpleasant incident.
As at 9.00am yesterday, a Nigeria Army Armoured Personnel Carrier, APC, was stationed at the Ebrumede Police Station to stop further attack.

Vanguard counted at least six vehicles with their windscreens smashed at the police station while the office of the Officer-in-charge of the station was torched.


The accident occurred around 5.00 am at the Delta Steel Company, DSC, junction, along the Ughelli-Patani Road and up till 10.00am yesterday, the section of the road leading to Warri was cordoned off by a joint team of the Federal Road Safety Commission, FRSC, army and other security agents to clean up the spilled crude oil on the road to avoid fresh accident.

The anger of the mob was that the trailer with Gombe number plate, XE 399 GME would not have sent the victims to their untimely graves if the policemen had not stopped the Toyota Hiace bus with a Lagos number plate, AA 49 FST, in which the victims were traveling, to purportedly collect a bribe.

The Police Area Commander, Warri, Assistant Commissioner of Police Shaba Alkali and the Divisional Police Officer, DPO, Ekpan Police Station, Ekpan, who also oversees the Ebrumede Police Station, Superintendent Mohammed Muazu, however, denied any complicity on the part of the police in the matter in an interview with Vanguard, yesterday, saying the tanker driver drove dangerously.

Alkali pointed out, nevertheless, that the cause of the accident was still under investigation and both officers noted that a woman was killed under a similar circumstance at the same spot, last Friday, when a truck, belonging to a brewing company rammed into the bus she was travelling in.


He explained that the policemen at the station were armed when the crowd stormed the place but because they did not want to add to the number of casualties, they restrained themselves from firing at them.

The corpses of the victims were removed by men of the FRSC, led by the Unit Commander, Warri, Olusola Olusegun who led his men to the place.

Chairman of the Committee for the Defence of Human Rights, CDHR, in the state, Oghenjabor Ikimi, in his reaction condemned the “brutal killing of six innocent Nigerians who were occupants of a commercial bus at a police checkpoint by the DSC roundabout, Ebrumede,, Delta State, arising from an accident caused by policemen who were chasing tanker whose driver allegedly lost control and rammed into the bus at the said checkpoint.

“We (CDHR) make bold to state that the aforementioned actions of the said policemen is not only barbaric but reckless and we call on the Delta State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Yakubu Alkali to order the arrest and eventual prosecution of all the policemen involved in the dastardly act”, he stated.
Uduaghan commiserates with families of bereaved

Meantime, the State Governor, Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan has commiserated with the families of six palm oil traders who lost their lives in the accident.

Uduaghan who frowned at the razing of a police station near the scene of the incident, vowed that those responsible for the accident and the razing of the Ebrumede Police Post would be fished out and brought to book.

The governorsaid: “My heart goes out to the families of these women who lost their lives in this most unfortunate way. I pray the good Lord to grant them the strength to bear this loss.”

On the razing of the police station, the governor said: “It is erratic. People should not take laws into their hands; you cannot just come and burn a police station that was donated by a community because you are upset. It is not right and I do not think the community would be happy that the station has been burnt.”

Nope i dont think so, but never liked computer game just a waste of time,

Abuzola 1:

Stop it, your ghost agent will never appear to me by Allah's grace. Did jesus appear to you, be frank

Abuzola why are you like this?Please dont bring causes into your head please and please,

Menhhh i dont know why you guys are abusing each other cos of this post or saying negatives things about this man,this man is our president for God sake,even if he had done worst things than Abacha but still needs our prayers.All i know is that while he was serving as the governor he never wasted money on any project and didnt embark on any bogus project he knows cant complete,from my own perceptive this dude is ok, if it was Atiku or Buhari ruling us i know you guys will be singing worst song than this.

Sky Blue:

Did not claim you were an agent.
"He never wanted the job", is a ridiculous excuse, this is the position of the President and commander in chief of the armed forces of a nation we are talking about, not bus conductor. Does he still not want the job? If he still doesn't want the position then why is he there? This is a grown man we are talking about, such excuses just seem quite ludicrous.

Gotcha sir

@Sky Blue,Sorry for using the word forced,but i insist yardua never wanted the job.See am no Yardua agent just a an average and a normal naija citizen trying to be patriot simple, @ Kobojunkie got all your views and i do understand how sad your are about the state of the nation,but my brother with all this will be resolved.

Kobojunkie:

I need to come to terms with what? You NEVER really cared to fast for the thousands of lives that have been lost in the past 2 or so years as a result of this man’s INCOMPETENCE, but you are quick to declare we all need to fast and pray for him just because his ailment is in the news or what?


This same man never wanted to rule Nigeria? Can you please provide evidence for this claim? Or did you have to read his mind to come up with that one?


If he really never wanted to rule Nigeria, why is he having a hard time even handing over to his deputy while he goes to get treatment? Or are you intentionally weaving around the facts for this one?


Why should I try to include this man, who has blood on his hands ( blood of the thousands of lives that have been lost as a result of this man’s inaction) when you never even considered the lives of the thousands he has subjected to next to no quality healthcare in the last 10 years are more precious(Each Vote counts more than anytyhing Yar adua can come up with now)?

Do you remember while Odili,Egwu and other governor were all campaigning for pdp presidency,he never did,he was called on the day of the convention to be the pdp flagbearer,so that shows he never had the intentions to be at the aso rock,
But for God sake he is human and i know he has failed the masses, But still he is still the best presidential candidate during the last election if not for his state of health,i know this man must have performed well,

anguskelly:

first of all am no fake believer as you assumed,honestly i havent fasted for Nigerians before,but you need to come to terms that this man needs our prayers,this same man never wanted to rule Nigeria,that useless man in ota forced him into this whole mess.i know he is already learning his lesson and would never think of 2nd term, Pls just try and include Mr president in your prayers, pls.

Our thinking is different from the way the Lord thinks, so dont assume anything yet.

CyberG:

Raise a prayer for these (UNJUSTLY KILLED ONES) and I will pray! I will send them good wishes and bring flowers if I am in such a position!

Kobojunkie:

@Poster, I am assuming you are a real believer and not another FAKE one. I have a couple of questions for you


a) Have you also fasted and prayed for the millions of Nigerians that Yar adua has, by his inaction, doomed to live without the same quality healthcare he is privy to?

b) Have you fasted and prayed in the same manner for the mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, children etc all across Nigeria having to watch a loved one die as we speak, all because yar adua refused to fix and provide access to quality healthcare?

first of all am no fake believer as you assumed,honestly i havent fasted for Nigerians before,but you need to come to terms that this man needs our prayers,this same man never wanted to rule Nigeria,that useless man in ota forced him into this whole mess.i know he is already learning his lesson and would never think of 2nd term, Pls just try and include Mr president in your prayers, pls.

Paroh_frey:

Amen

Not just amen dear,your prayers and fasting is needed ok,pls do.

God must answer this prayer, Amen, Please Nairaland Our president needs our prayer now, Plssssssss pray and fast pls and pls,

Meaning??

Abuzola 1:

Is not a new thing, the Ghost worshippers are sex maniac

Meaning??

A church worker who allegedly raped an 11-year old girl inside the church during a night vigil has been arrested by the police and charged before the Ejigbo Magistrates’ Court for rape.

The accused, Ameh Joseph, a worker at the Watchman Charismatic Renewal Movement, Igando district, Lagos State, was said to have not only raped the victim at the church premises but also pursued the little girl to her parents’ residence at 8, Sanctuary Street, Akesan and raped her again.

Luck, however, ran out on him at the residence as he was caught and handed over to the policemen at the Igando police station.

Narrating her ordeal to P.M.NEWS, the victim said she was four times, two at the church premises during the night vigil and the others at her parents’ residence.

The sordid act was revealed when the girl started crying because of the pains she suffered during the act. This attracted the attention of a neighbor who went to the apartment to know what was happening. The neighbour discovered that the victim had been raped and reported the incident to her mother when she returned from the church. The mother reported the matter at the police station and the accused was arrested. He reportedly confessed raping the girl four times.

He was charged before the Ejigbo Magistrates’ Court for rape, an offence punishable under Section 218 of the Criminal Code, Cap.17, Vol. 2, Laws of Lagos State of Nigeria, 2003.

He pleaded not guilty to the charge and was granted bail in the sum of N100,000 and two responsible sureties.

The magistrate, Mrs. Maimunat Folami ordered that one of the sureties must be a blood brother and must show evidence of means of livelihood, including payment of tax.

The matter has been adjourned till 14 December, 2009 for definite trial while the defendant was ordered to be remanded in prison custody because he could not meet the bail conditions.

idupaul:

your just a useless speculator,  foolish idiot ,  jst  because i caught u specking u  are are gettin mad at me, tell the truth where did did your dumb a$$ get the bus pic from, idiot

Even if i got the pix from the catalog as supposed only wanted to show the house what the buses looks like, simple,pls enuf of those insults.

idupaul:

Angus is such a dumb person, thats a bus directly from a bus tweak coy catalogue and u say its mugabe's,  i pity u

what is your problem u blood sucker huh??

Your father is a dumb person, idiot,

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I RECEIVED ONE OF THE MOST MIND BUGLING FORWARDS RECENTLY FROM A DUDE THAT SWIMS IN THE VALLEY OF TRASH, AND BELIEVE ME, MY MIND WENT OUT TO ZIMBABWEANS. WE COMPLAIN OUR LEADERS ARE CORRUPT, CHECK THIS OUT

For now, Zimbabweans need your prayers to liberate them from a leadership that only thinks of itself. We need God's intervention because even Kenya is not far from the same. In Uganda , a serving president appointed his wife a cabinet minister. In Tanzania , President Kikwete is fighting war to stop his country people from killing all Albinos for magic portion, 40 albinos have been killed already. Elsewhere, An army chief has given Madagascar rival leaders 72 hrs to resolve political crisis that have claimed 100 lives. In Guinea-Bissau leaders have sluttered themselves in a show of shame over the tiny country resources. In Nigeria , world’s largest black country, leaders preaching gospel of privatisation have accessed funds from State Treasury and applied same in the acquisition of state equities in all the state owned enterprises. Some of the acquired enterprises now belonging to them have existed for over a century. Trillions of US Dollars were said to have been exchanged .