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talktonase:
i have a cure...

La talk la hear

Pls help I find myself on nairaland every hour of d day Sometimes I forget classess,spend money just for data I need help pls because it really killing me A day without Nairaland is like a day without food Seun,mynd44 fynestboi lalasticala pls help plsssss

Most times during the usual agos go slow I always request for lacasera little did I know it as been shut down

The La Casera Company has said it shut down operations at
its Mile 2 site on Apapa-Oshodi Expressway because it
could no longer guaranty the safety of workers after its
premises was invaded Weekend, by over 200
demonstrators led by representatives of the National
Union of Food, Beverages and Tobacco of Employees
(NUFBTE).
In a statement Monday, by Tola Bademosi, spokesman of
the company, said the invasion on its facility led to
disruption of its production, alleging that workers were
compelled to stop work and asked to sign consent forms by
the unionists.
“Over 200 shouting demonstrators, some bussed in from
out of state, broke into the factory which employs over 780
people at its site near Mile 2.
" Caught unawares with no prior notice, security guards
were unable to hold back the unruly group who broke into
the complex, entering offices and production areas.
Production line workers were compelled to stop work and
assemble in the factory yard where they were forced to
sign membership consent forms to join the union on the
spot. Some of those who refused to sign were brutalized.
" Employees who tried to film the disturbance on mobile
phones were manhandled and had their phones taken
away. Others signed under duress before taking the
opportunity caused by a heavy downpour to flee the
scene.”
“Unable to guarantee the safety of its workers,
Management was compelled to shut operations and send
everyone home. The plant has remained closed over the
weekend with its fate uncertain as leaders of the mob have
threatened to return again with an even larger force.
Further communication from Management is expected
soon.”
Since its launch in Lagos 15 years ago, La Casera Apple
Drink has become one of Nigeria's top soft drink brands.
Mynd44.,Seun.fynestboi,lalasticala

mr speaker
it z a pitable bit man biss man
it is regrtably locopious
that in a country blessed with able men
bt because of d planless planlessness cos of d colectiue coliectiveness and cos of d microscopic view.......



do u say kidnapp

As the SUG election for Ambrose Alli university comes up next two month
i solicit to the student to uote for STEPHEN IKHANE as the director of information 2016

[color=#990000][/color] pls am 20 yrz and i cnt speak or understand my language pls help

i wil appreciate if u have uzebba song
whatsapp num 08141390147

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN; . 1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" . 2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, ?Drop it on my head." . 3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party. . 4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.? And she replies you, ?Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night? . . 5) When you say, ?Mummy I took 2nd in my class.? and she replies, ?So the person that took first has two heads abi?? . . 6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you. . 7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn?t want you to change the channel. . . When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you? . . 9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours. . 10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween. . 11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper. . 12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''. . 13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. . 14) When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed u and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?'' Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mum

ms the long awaited cure for human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) – a lentivirus that causes HIV infection and over time acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, AIDS, has been invented by scientists. Below is how popular U.S gossip website, MediaTakeOut reported the story; For years, people were wondering WHEN CAN THEY REMOVE THEIR CONDOMS . . . well it looks like it’s right around the corner.
Scientists have for the FIRST TIME EVER – proved that they can CURE HIV. Yesterday scientists CONFIRMED that they were able to edit out HIV-1 DNA from the genome of human immune cells, preventing virus replication and reinfection of the cleared cells. In layman’s language, they used GENE THERAPY to cure HIV in HUMAN cells. Dr. Kamel Khalili, director of the Comprehensive NeuroAIDS Center at Temple University claims that they are ready to put his new gene therapy into a new drug that will cure HIV in patients even after they stop taking the drugs. “The findings are important on multiple levels. They demonstrate the effectiveness of our gene editing system in eliminating HIV from the DNA of CD4 T-cells and, by introducing mutations into the viral genome, permanently inactivating its replication. Further, they show that the system can protect cells from reinfection and that the technology is safe for the cells, with no toxic effects,” Khalili said in a press release.

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i boncur

Predict and win

Mod re pharse pjhe headline and push to home page

Am Thompson from owan west local govt UZEBBA to be precise

I base in lagos but am schooling @ EKPOMA computer sci(



U cn nvr b my friend and b angry cos u must laf)

Lyk making friemds
08141390147

christiancy:
dats d ryt format....u dey wrk for road safety ni

321

U gv way 4 incoming vehcle since u already on d road

Predict and win

waka waka baby
o yes wtru wuru baby

lalasticlala

Name a country without the letter A


mynd44 seun push plz

Happy betdae alam

Mr President by African China

VERSE 1
Food e no dey
Brother eh water no dey
And our country no good o
Everyday for thief
One day for owner e
Poor man wey thief maggi
Omo, dem go show im face
for crime fighter [crime fighter]
Rich man wey thief money
Omo, we no dey see their face
for crime fighter
Tell me something now rudeboy

Rich man go dey halla prayer [modupe]
Poor man go dey shout [anwuola m ee]
Rich man go dey halla prayer [modupe]
Poor man go dey shout [anwuola m ee]
Make una lead us well
No let this nation to fall inside well

CHORUS
Mr. President [Lead us well]
If you be governor [Govern us well]
If you be senator [Senate am well]
If you be police [Police well well, no dey take bribe]
Oya lead us well [Nne me eh, Govern us well]
If you be senator [Senate am well]
If you be police [Police well well, no dey take bribe]

VERSE 2
Fuel e no dey
Brother eh transportation no dey
And our road e no good o
What about the NEPA people o
we no get light
Everybody just dey halla
fuel no dey, na how we wan survive
Many youth ready for work
but as work no dey
na how dey wan survive
We be giant of Africa
but to get visa enter Ghana
na WAEC [oh my God]
Policeman go see white
e go tell you say
I say that thing na red
Tell me something my people
Make una lead us well,
no let this nation to fall inside well

REPEAT CHORUS
[lyrics from www.niglyrics.com]

VERSE 3
Alhaji wey pull Khaki
say the name of him party
People Destroying People
Na the name of the party
election for my country
na paddy paddy
wayo wayo
arrange no ni
People wey vote them in
still dey live in pain
This na disgrace
I am so ashamed
We don collect shop permit
Collect trading permit
trading permit
You still dey burn shop
You wan tell me say
you no know when them pay
Why you dey make us
dey live in pain
Make una lead us well
no let this nation to fall inside well

Mynd44 seun do the needful

Lol
Mod pls move to normal section if am wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZbX0dIXh9g

pics

incident happened at the Easter Service in Johannesburg, but people from as far as Pretoria testified that the sky somehow looked different around 10: 30 am that Sunday. “The selfies i took last night in heaven though. You will be surprised” he posted on Facebook on April 1st…and you would you think it was April’s Fool joke but he was actually very serious! According to local reports, members of the church witnessed the great deed, and were awed to watch the controversial prophet ascend into heaven. Before then, he’s been fasting for 4 weeks and reportedly told some of his church members about the incident which he claimed was revealed to him while he was fasting. Prophet Mboro was about to commence his sermon during an Easter service in Johannesburg when an unusual light flooded the gathering and transported him to God’s kingdom. In a statement released to the media, a senior member from Mboro’s church said that Mboro is being rewarded for being an honest servant of God. However, those who wish to see photographic evidence of the afterlife will have to pay as Prophet Mboro is allegedly asking for a donation of 5,000 rand (about $340), BBC reports. On March 31, he wrote on Facebook, “Tonight at 10pm i ll post one picture i took when i went to heaven. People have despised me alot. The one who wants to get it first inbox me and pledge atleast R2000 That same day, he posted a photo with a caption “Leaked pictures of prophet Mboro in Heaven” claiming that someone leaked one of my pictures in Heaven. “So some leaked one of my pictures in Heaven. But at 10pm I will show you guys the one I was actually with angels not this one” On April 2, the prophet posted another photo and said he took it. “Woke up this morning and saw this. I just had to take a picture” he captioned the photo. BBC NEWS reports that South Africans are ridiculing the prophet. “If the Americans can go to the Moon why can’t Pastor Mboro go to Heaven and take pics,”one tweeted. Another commented: “Don’t forget your selfie stick when U go to heaven.” For those unable to afford the donation, see some of the speculation online about what the photos might show.

asuustrike2009:

So he urinate there cos na he toilet ba? Are there no bushes around if it was urgent? Or better still the government should build toilet close to the bridge.

u hear 3rd mainland bridge u talkn of bush


whr in d north d u stay

sokia:
nice one, we Nigerian behave like animalz

u Niger4an exclude me

yesterday i taught of how to pull friends together to fool them so i tried changing my facebook date of birth and see the outcome

am coming ftc

jega no we cannt cntnue with dz jega u r partial jega no jega no

town crier of uzebba

prettythicksme:
Mtchewwww broke ass nigga!

cn u aford pencil in pry sch



u dat cn borow 4 afrika

Kingsasian:
Why ask a lady out when you know you are not financially buoyant?
Before you ask a lady out, you no dey assess or check her out first whether you dey her class? Lol

u r very wot u r



awtmuch ur fada gt wen e toast ur mumi






castriated imbesile