Which is better a lie that draw smile or a true that draw tear?

Some na Facebook boyfriend and whatsapp

How comfortable will you be knowing that your life is monitored?

What happens to personal privacy?

How will this go down with Nigerians?

The Nigerian Communications Commission on Tuesday opened public hearing on a new regulation aimed at authorizing the lawful interception of calls made on networks by security officials.

At the public hearing in Abuja, stakeholders said such regulation must pass through the process of law making in order to make sure that it did not invalidate rights guaranteed by the constitution of the country.

Speaking at the event, the Executive Vice Chairman of the Commission, Dr. Eugene Juwah, said the forum was part of the rule-making process.

Juwah, who was represented by Executive Chairman, Stakeholders Management, Mr. Okechukwu Itanyi, noted that that the process was important in developing a sound regulatory framework for the telecommunications industry.

He said, “The commission is certain that the regulations will provide the guiding standards and principles for an effective regime on lawful interception of communications and licensing in the Nigerian telecommunications industry.

‘‘This also represents another effort by the commission towards ensuring that the standards in the industry reflect international best practices while taking into consideration our local circumstances.”

When the regulation comes into force, it will provide the framework for authorized security officials to intercept calls or messages that they have reasons to believe put the lives of individuals or security of a community at a risk

A friend of mine is about getting married but the lady in want the church wedding to be done in her church which the guy refuse, because he thinks that the lady will follow Jim not the other way around
Nairaland reader what should he do to save the love he has for the lady.

The Mississippi city official on Tuesday 30 June, 2015 stepped down from a post she has held for 24 years old in defiance of the new.

The United States of America recently legalized same sex marriage causing outrage in some quarters.

Barnette, citing her faith, said she would not be issuing gay marriage licenses.

She told Fox News: “I choose to obey God rather than man. I am a follower of Christ and I believe strongly that the Bible is my final authority. The Bible teaches that a marriage is to be between a man and a woman. Therefore, because of the recent ruling of the U.S. Supreme Court, I can no longer fulfill my duties as Circuit Clerk and issue marriage licenses to same sex couples.”

“I told my supervisors a while back if it happened, I would tender my resignation. I had already decided in my heart that I could not issue marriage licenses to same sex couples. It’s my Christian belief. As a follower of Christ, I could not do it. The Bible teaches it is contrary to His plan

Fenerbahce have announced the signing of Nani from Manchester United.

The Portugal international arrived in Turkey to undergo a medical on Sunday with a view to finalising a deal after the Super Lig side had agreed a fee with the Red Devils.

And the club have now confirmed that they will unveil the winger as an official Fener player on Monday at 17.00 CET.

Nani spoke of his joy at the prospect of playing in Istanbul after he was met at the airport by a large group of fans.

"I really am very happy to be here now," he said.

"I see this as a new opportunity in my career. This is an opportunity for me to show myself. I want to be successful.

"I've seen all these fans coming out for me and I was really happy. I want to show them my best football. I always do the best that I can.

"Fenerbahce are a club I have always known. Fener is a club that aims high."

Nani, who spent eight years at Old Trafford, was on loan at Sporting Lisbon during the 2014-15 season, making 27 Primeira Liga appearances.

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The comeback king is dead, as the NFF have finally lost their patience with Nigeria boss Stephen Keshi .

The national team coach was sacked a fortnight after it was reported that he had applied to replace Herve Renard as the manager of the Cote d’Ivoire. The Big Boss denied that he was actively seeking out new employers, protesting that his name had been submitted without his knowing.

Perhaps his objections might have been enough to have saved his skin, maybe the NFF could have given him the benefit of the doubt, had his name removed from the Ivorian shortlist, and the whole situation could have been dealt with differently.

However, things didn’t unravel this way, and the federation concluded that enough was enough for the Cup of Nations 2013-winning coach.

The statement that confirmed his departure, presented here in its entirety, was largely devoid of emotion, but was poignantly oblique in the way that it touched on the coach’s broader failings, without directly referring to the Ivorian situation.
Had Keshi’s journey up to this point been less riddled with conflict and controversy, and had the Big Boss not cultivated such a tortuous relationship with the NFF, he might have been given a second chance.

In the context of the coach’s reign to date, the federation had little choice. Whether you believe him or not, it’s one nightmarish headline too many.

The decision pushes the Afcon triumph of 2013 further into the past. The coach’s latest indiscretion reminds us that that glory, the achievement that was meant to herald the beginning of a brand-new era, was merely a false dawn at the beginning of a disastrous few years for the national side.

Once again, the behaviour of the coach, and his wrought dealings with the administrators have stolen the headlines.

When the world thinks about Nigerian football these days, they don’t think about Ahmed Musa’s promise, of Moses Simon’s magic hips, of the mesmerising showings of Jay-Jay Okocha, Nwankwo Kanu et al., they thing of Keshi, motionless on the touchline, motivated by question marks, the NFF sharpening their knives in the Glass House.

The focus must return to the football, and the on-field output of the Super Eagles.

The reports about Keshi—unless they can be proved to be false, without any shred of doubt—undermine both the coach himself and the federation’s decision.

We are playing a power game here, and the country’s football powerbrokers cannot be seen to be soft or to be blind supporters of the Big Boss independent of his actions.

Similarly, for how long can Amaju Pinnick continue to oversee a farcical federation and hope to keep his own reputation intact? In this world of sponsors and partnerships, sponsorships and partners, the NFF chief can ill-afford for the circus to continue in Nigeria.

The decision creates uncertainty in the short-term, of course, and a new successor—a sensible choice—must be appointed in order to maximise the team’s on-field options and place the focus back on the football.

Of course, Keshi’s return was celebrated with a victory over Chad, but there were no guarantees that, had the coach stuck around, the attention would have been on the players rather than the off-field machinations.

Nothing is certain yet, of course, and the identity of the Big Boss’s successor is of critical concern, but Keshi’s stock has fallen so, that this decision was almost the only one the NFF could have taken.

Not only were the Big Boss’s reigns characterised by disputes—some of which, admittedly, were not his fault—but it has become difficult to retain too much faith in the coach as a motivator, as a tactician or as a judge of player.

Such is his decline, that Nigeria fans shouldn’t mourn this latest decision. Certainly, this week the same old stories of tumultuous, incompetent Nigeria will be trotted out by the world’s media—the NFF deserve them—but perhaps cutting ties with Keshi, and the baggage he brings, demonstrates that the federation realise the value of ending the off-field circus once and for all.

We can only hope…

Two teachers were arguing in the class
and the students were watching.
Others teachers were trooping in one
after the other.
ENGLISH TEACHER: What a pugnacious
and combatant fight teachers maneuverating themselves in the
presence of their pupils.
CHEMISTRY TEACHER: Stop this now or
I`ll balance your equation with acid and
base.
MATHS TEACHER: please please stop before I divide and subtract your names
from our teachers` list.
CRK TEACHER: Oh God of
Nazareth,forgive them because they do
not know what they are doing.
ECONOMICS TEACHER: What a human behavior,I`ll draw a scale of preference to
know who`s at fault. MUSIC TEACHER:
Stop both of you lack voices to win an
argument,your phonet is voiceless,your
treble ,and your auto lack vocal sound.
HISTORY TEACHER: oh my God of century 2013 I`ll compare this fight with
that of Iran and Iraq..
BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a shame
between these two species of Homo
sapiens.The knot of your Medula
Oblongata is loosing I must get a Spanner to stop this Osmosis.
HAHAHAHAHA "i must calculate the
weight, velocity and momentum of each
blow".
Lol... which teacher made that last
statement

Y is this lady sharing my date of birth including month n year tell her to see me because I am looking for my twins
Lol

Arsenal have completed the signing of goalkeeper Petr Cech from London rivals Chelsea on a long-term contract for an undisclosed fee.

The 33-year-old completed his medical on Friday and has now signed a £100,000-a-week contract, immediately making him one of the club's highest earners alongside Mesut Ozil and Alexis Sanchez.

The £11 million capture of Cech represents Arsenal's first signing of the summer, though Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho had been hugely reluctant to allow the veteran goalkeeper to join a rival.

Mourinho was keen to retain Cech as backup to Thibaut Courtois, but owner Roman Abramovich wanted to show respect for the Czech's 11 years of distinguished service so ceded to his wishes for first-team football as well as his desire to keep his young family in London.
Cech has played a key role in the most successful era of the Blues' history, winning four Premier League titles, the Champions League, Europa League, FA Cup and League Cup during his time at Stamford Bridge.

Despite being reduced to a bit-part role last season, Cech still showed his goalkeeping prowess by recording five clean sheets in his seven Premier League appearances.

His departure leaves Mourinho in need of a new shot-stopper to provide cover for Courtois, and the Blues have already identified Stoke City's Asmir Begovic as a primary target for the role.

Arsenal, meanwhile, are expected to sell Fenerbahce target David Ospina to make room for Cech, with Wojciech Szczesny to be his understudy, and the Czech could yet be followed to the Emirates Stadium by Chelsea goalkeeping coach Christophe Lollicho

It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:

Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.

METHOD OF TREATMENT
1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water

2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute

3.. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.

4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours

5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.

6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.

The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/reduce main diseases:
1. High Blood Pressure (30 days)
2. Gastric (10 days)
3. Diabetes (30 days)
4. Constipation (10 days)
5. Cancer (180 days)
6. TB (90 days)
7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards – daily..

This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.
It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life. Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.

This makes sense .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.
It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.

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Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine.
Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks:

• Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting,
• Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.
• You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.
• Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.
• 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.
• Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive...
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to everyone they know, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.
Please be a true friend and send this article to all your friends you care about.

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Nigeria coach Stephen Keshi has cleared the air on why he dropped Chelsea midfielder John Obi Mikel and goalkeeper Austin Ejide from the squad to face Chad in June 13’s Africa Cup of Nations qualifier billed for Kaduna
The ‘big boss’ in a parley with media said claims that he is having a strained relationship with the former Flying Eagles star is untrue, insisting he had talked about [his exclusion] with him.

"I decided not to bring him (Mikel) because right now I don't need him for this game. Mikel and I spoke. We talked about it and he said no problem,” Keshi told media.

"I told him we will talk for the September game.

“For Ejide, we are playing only a game now which is against Chad. So bringing in two foreign based goalkeepers is [uncalled for], I think I would rather give room to two local goalkeepers to go with captain [Vincent] Enyeama.

"If it were to be two games, I would have invited two foreign based goalkeepers. That actually informed my exclusion of Mikel and Austin Ejide.

"So with these three goalkeepers in camp it should be okay for the game. If we do not give them the room and opportunity to grow, when will they become Ejide or Vincent Enyeama or Emmanuel Okala?,” he concluded. http://m.goal.com/s/en-ng/news/12459352?ICID=HP_BN_1

Lionel Messi says the friendship Luis Suarez and Neymar enjoy off the pitch has been key to their success on it.

The Barcelona trio have hit a record-breaking 120 goals between them season, eclipsing the 118 scored by Real Madrid’s Cristiano Ronaldo, Karim Benzema and Gonzalo Higuain in the 2011/12 season to become the most devastating front three in football history.

Messi puts their down success down to the wonderful rapport that he and his fellow South Americans have built up since Suarez's arrival from Liverpool last summer and says that his two team-mates have played a key role in him rediscovering his very best form.

“We three get along really well, not only on the field but also off it too," the Argentina international told the Times of India. "I think that if you get along well off the pitch, it makes things easier on the pitch. 

“There is an understanding between us which makes it look so easy, but there is a lot of hard work behind it.

“Last year, I had an inconsistent season. I was out for a long time due to injuries and I missed a lot of matches. 

“When I returned to the field I never felt right. 2014 was a year I tried to forget quickly and recovered my best form thanks to the joy, hard work and effort that I have always had. Thankfully, now I feel very good.”

Barcelona go into Saturday’s Champions League final in Berlin as favourites to secure a famous treble having already won La Liga and the Copa del Rey, but Messi believes his side have a huge task to break down their Italian opponents, who are also coming off the back of a domestic double.

"It's a Champions League final, so we have to go through a lot because we know it is not easy to become champions again,” the four-time Ballon d'Or winner added. 

“Our dream is to win it all. We know that we will face a very tricky opponent Juventus are very strong, a big team. It is a final and anything can happen, but we will prepare and approach it as we have approached other finals before.

“Juventus like us have had a great season winning the league and cup in Italy. Moreover, they have reached the final by beating a strong Real Madrid team. 

“They have some great players like Carlos Tevez, Andrea Pirlo and Paul Pogba. Defensively they will be a tough team to crack.”

Sinbad2007: My girl must read this!

Copy it and send it to her

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for N15000. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT "
On the way to the office in the morning, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for N7500 and enclose the following typed note:
"Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for N7500 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:
1 - it had never been occupied;
2 - there was plenty of heat; and
3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for N7500 with the following note:
"Dear Sir:
First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.
Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present Landlady with your Rent Evidence.

Pls read through this converastion …

GIRL: I don sin. I call my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: e no gud 2 call peson so. Ok, wetin him do wey make u call am so?

GIRL: Well, he kiss me.

PSYCHIATRIST:u min like dis? The psychiatrist kiss d girl

GIRL: ......Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well dat 1 no reach 2 call am BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he put him hand 4 my top.

PSYCHIATRIST:u minn like dis? The psychiatrist put e hand 4 d girl top

GIRL:Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well dat 1 no reach 2 call am BASTARD

GIRL:But, e comot my clothes

PSYCHIATRIST:u min like dis? The psychiatrist comot d girl clothes

GIRL:Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well dat 1 no reach 2 call am BASTARD

GIRL:But, e Bleep me.

PSYCHIATRIST:u min like dis? The psychiatrist com Bleep d girl

GIRL:.Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well dat 1 no reach 2 call am BASTARD.

GIRL:But, e com tel me say him get AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!

Nice joke, that is hood for him

Nice song

On Sunday, November 17, 2013, the most anticipated celebrity traditional wedding between Peter Okoye and Lola Omotayo, will hold at The Arc Events Centre, Victoria Island, Lagos.

And according to Encomium, the nuptials is expected to be carnival-like, star-studded, going by the array of guests already slated to honour the celebrated couple.

While telecommunications giant, Glo boss, Mike Adenuga Jnr. is going to chair the nuptials, gifted comedienne, Helen Paul is no longer going to co-host with fellow comedian, Gbenga Adeyinka.
This is because Helen will be performing at comedian AY’s London show holding that same day.

According to one of the planning committee members:

“Invitations have been sent out, except for few friends who are not in the country at the moment. Apart from the afore-mentioned names, we’re also expecting some other celebrities, which I don’t want to mention.”

Although, Peter’s mum passed on a year ago, his father, Mr. Okoye will lead other siblings from their base in Ifite-Dunu, Akwa Village, Anambra State, to Lagos for marriage rites.

Peter, 33, is going to be the first celebrity son of Mr. Okoye to marry. His brother, Paul has already proposed to his babymama and long time girlfriend, Anita Itokwu-Isama, but yet to pick a date.
However, the woman that rocks the life of their elder brother, Jude, 38, is yet to be known, as he has not been linked romantically with any lady.

Meanwhile, there is massive demand for the wedding aso ebi and headgear, otherwise known as gele, that go for N40, 000.
As you read this, we can tell you authoritatively that the demand has soared, but only few were able to get. Those who didn’t get the complete aso ebi have gone for the N5000 headgear.
An inside source said:

“There is no aso-ebi for men, except for family and close friends. However, the groom, Peter has given out free cap (blue) to friends, especially celebrities, who are excluded from the male aso-ebi. By now, they should have gotten theirs, with access card. The access card admits one person and should be brought to the venue.”

Emeka invited his girl friend Bisi by name to come his house and the guy was inside waiting for Bisi to shown case
Behold the guy other girlfriend Ruth was on her was to see her guy she fail to see a day before, and both ladies arrives that the same time if you are the guy what will you do first and if you are Ruth or Bisi what will you do to the guy