I was there 1998 - 2003 my citadel of learning, Mr Aladeloye was my class teacher Jss2/3 Oloye was chemistry teacher then also will never forget MJ vice principal. Friends: Ojo Tosin, Alarape, Olabode Opeyemi, Agboluaje Muhamed, Habeeb Rafiu, Mebude Oluwole. Eree and Eba was my favorite food then that was y frnds call me Eba. Akinola Samson asotechmusic@gmail.com

A street guy took a prostitute to the hotel. While in
hit sex in the
dead of the night, the lady suddenly went limp
and lifeless. As the confused guy was still trying to
understand what’s happening, the
girl’s phone rang and he picked it up.
Here is the conversation ensued between him and
the male voice
from the other end of the line.

VOICE: Guy, you’re in big trouble, that girl you just
rapped to death
is the IG’s daughter.

BROS: But i didn’t rape her, i paid her for service
rendered.

VOICE: Explain that to the police.

BROS: So what do you want, i can’t afford to go to
prison.

VOICE: Pay me 50k and i will handle the rest. We
can go to the
nearest ATM machine if you don’t have the cash.
I’m a patient
businessman.

BROS: Look, i’m a businessman too, i know a
ritualist who will pay
1million naira for a fresh corpse like this one, we
can share it 50/50.

Give me a minute to call him please.

The prostitute suddenly jumped up from the bed
shouting, “na
your mama them go take do ritual, Ode! Anuofia”.

As she ran out of the hotel stark naked.

Don't laugh too much.... Greetings

An igbo man,Yoruba and hausa man who were lost in a forest and were captured by cannibals.

The king of the cannibals told the prinsoners that they could live if they pass 2 trials.

The first trial was to go deep into the forest and get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruit.

The 3 men went their separate ways to gather the fruits. The Yoruba man brought 10 apples to the king who explained the second trial to him: You have to swallow the fruits one by one without any expression on your face or you will be killed.

The first apple went ib but on the second apple,he winced out in pain,so he was killed.

The igbo man arrived and showed the king 10 berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy...1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, and on the 9th berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The igbo and Yoruba man met in heaven.

The yoruba man asked: why did you laugh,you almost got away with the trial...

The igbo man replied: i couldnt help it when i saw the hausa man coming with watermelons.

He should be here any moment from now.=D =))cheers

Akpos,Tito n John decided to go to
China for vacation.
Since they were new to the place they
had to stay
in a hotel. And their room was on the
60th floor. The policy of the hotel was
that at
midnight the elevators were shut down.
The next
day, this guys rented a car and
explored the city.
They enjoyed themselves and arrived at
the hotel
past midnight. The elevators were shut
down.
There was no other way to get to their
room but
to take the stairs all the way to the
60th floor.
John said'''for the first 20 floors, I will
tell jokes to keep us going. Then Tito
could say
wise stories for the next 20 floors and
lastly, we will
cover the final 20 floors with sad
stories from akpos.''
So,John
started with jokes. With laughs and joy,
they
reached the 20th floor. Tito started
saying stories full of wisdom. They
learned alot while reaching the 40th
floor.
Now it was time for sad stories. So,
Akpos
started: ‘My first sad story is that I left
the key for
the room in the car''

A couple received a
letter from their daughter who
went to study modern physics
overseas: My beloved Parents, I
miss u so much & it breaks my
heart to think that by d time I
get back you'll be too old. So
enclosed u'll find a bottle of a
potion I have invented. It will
make u young, so when I return
you'll be d same age as I left u"
NOTE: "Pls take only a drop"So
they opened d envelope & in it
there is a bottle with a red
potion.d man looked at d wife &
says: "U go first." (typical of
men!) So d wife takes a drop,
there after the husband follows.
Indeed d wife turn 5yrs
younger. Years later d daughter
returns home to find her mother
young & pretty, carrying a baby
on her back. D mother proceeds
to tell her daughter how d
potion worked & made her look
young.D daughter was delighted
& asks after her dad. "Your
father? Hmm, my child, ur
father was so jealous that I was
so young & beautiful so he
drank d whole bottle." "Whaaat?
So where is he?" "Hmmm.......na
im dey my back so o... Lol

Personally
Personally..... .......X3
Personally..... .......x3
Personally I once had it

I don tire to feed my body
I just dey fear my books like sey I neva jacked it
People reason dat am joking like it
Aaaah....... Na wetin be dis
ASUU na wetin I see
Saga........ them no wan gree
Them say FG no gree pay
*Chorus*
Personally... Professionally, this strike is nt intentionally
But the effect is physically, do they want us to go radically,
Emotionally, psychologically ,
our girls forcefully are going biologically
sexually,dramatically and them sey them no wan gree
*Chorus*
Yeah exceptionally
We need to go spiritually
Them reason na financially
But magically them dey groove internationally
Nawa......... Nawatically
Waka......... Na from my dictionary
Saga.... them no wan gree
They say them no wan gree..
Eku odun ASUU ooo, asheyi sha modun.
Oya LAUGHically and SHAREtically.

Just in bed thinking of whom to
marry...of course I love Ruth, but
Jessica is sexy...abi make I just close
my eyes marry Gift...but how will I
explain to Joy that she's not my
type...mehn! !! I just don’t know
what to do about Elizabeth ...her mama
go pour me hot water...chai! But Rachel
sabi make love just that she’s too
slim...abi make I go for chioma
mirian ...na wa oh! She too lekpa and
she no sabi cook....No No No!!!...can’t
marry Quadri she be yoruba girl...her
papa no go gree.....I for even go for
olufolobi just that she too talk.....but
wait oh Ella never graduate na....
Anthonia sha??...I no go marry her, she
too like money.... Ehmm!!... Sharon is
too beautiful just that she can’t wash
my boxers...na wa oh! Wahala
dey....should I just forget about getting
married and become a Reverend
Father...

Am on the hot seat of who wants to be a millionaire. Abeg, I need ur help......what is the English of "ata sapa mi lori...pls quick response....#30 seconds

Wise words from wise people, to avoid that post "Help my girlfriend treats me like house boy" one need to be wise too.... Thanks to you all!

Hi Olamide,

I am a fan of yours and I have followed your growth from the days with ID Cabasa and the Coded Tunes crew, to your days under Toni Payne‘s management. Parting ways with her was quite risky but I felt it was a move worth making as you needed a fully dedicated management to grow your career. That move paid off and you’re now better off for it.

Pitching your tent with 1805 Entertainment, your immense talent and the void left by Dagrin‘s demise meant only one thing – A top spot for you! I am glad you fit in perfectly. A bolder move to start YBNL Nation and you going ahead to drop your second album on the YBNL Nation/1805 Entertainment imprint was another risky move that still paid off. At that point, I knew the ‘god of music’ was behind you.

Though it wasn’t so surprising to see the street embrace the album cos of it quality street wise content, the rate at which the ‘butties’ accepted you too was alarming. People preached the YBNL gospel and gladly talked about how good the album was. Even my cool friend Fola Alade became an advocate of ‘Razz being the new Cool’, no thanks to you. But while we where enjoying Jale, Street Love, Jesu O kola, silly Love, First of All, Ilefo Illuminati amongst other beautiful songs, dear Olamide, you unconsciously killed the album!

Yes, you unfortunately killed it by releasing too many materials not so long after the album dropped and you shifted our attention off the album. To make matters worse, some of these songs were not half as good as the songs on the album and they also were not well promoted, Confession, Tonto Dike, Baddest Nigga That ever liveth, e.t.c. Needless to say that some were also really good, cos some of us still have Turn Up and Durosoke topping our playlists.

Baddo, have you heard of the point of equilibrium? That’s the point when the law of diminishing return sets in. It happens to everything and everyone. In simple terms, it’s the point where you get to the peak, have nothing extra to offer and the drop starts. To some, the drop might not be deep while to some, they would never rise to that point again. Unfortunately, this happens a lot in the music industry. While we agree that you are HOT at this moment and the inspiration is much, brother, please do not wear yourself out. Ma le ara e ni ere.

Truth is when you saturate the market with too many materials, we get tired easily, we don’t pay full attention to them and the songs end up not getting as much love as they should. Keep recording, keep saving them in the cloud and don’t push too many songs within a short period. Let the fans yearn for more, let us savour the goodness of some of what you already have.

On a final note, I love the way your personality is gradually evolving ‘cos building a brand of yourself should be beyond your music. I foresee a near future where corporate brands that want to connect with the streets would come to you, simply because you are the link between the streets and the corporate world. A celebrated grass to grace story. The true voice of the streets.

Feel free to drop your comments !!

How well can u make poems? Niguz in d hood I bring this sweet Xtianity punch ride.d best line giver wins d game.

If u can cook rap well...
Den join us on d rap-thread..
Tiz a game dat sees d winner go wt scholarship....
Wofians lets rap in a form of worship..

I lead d gAmE!
Ama authodox believer.. Jesus' d messiah..His love changed ma story,all of
my shame He's swaped wit glory..nd nw i av lines
nt jst poetry..... next.....

I have a female boss in my work-place,i so much love my boss to the extend that I always dream about her all night,whenever i set my eyes on her i dont usually get myself again and i do feel somehow but this my boss always speak with harsh voice whenever she want to speak with the staff in her establishment especially when it concern me,Hmm!i am realy in love with her,although i observed that she also feels as i feel but i couldnt judge the level of her love for me...I am not bold to tell her that I'am interested in her cos i dont want to loose my job as it is special to me likewise i want her(my boss) in my life...my boss is not older than me but cos of her position and what she has in terms of property makes me uncourageous 2tell her my mind....NL! Advice me on what to do....please....i awaits your comments...

A Boy traveled to Lagos after his WAEC result was out, so
that his Uncle will help him get admission into the
University of Lagos to study medicine and become a
medical doctor....
The following conversation happened between them:

Boy: Uncle, I learnt its difficult to get admission into the
university these days except you are well connected...

Uncle: That's true...

Boy: Since you are connected, I came to ask you if you
can help me get admission into the university after my
JAMB....

Uncle: That's true... am connected and I will help u....

Boy: Thank you Uncle....

Uncle: You welcome...so how is your result, is it WAEC or
NECO and how many credits did you get?

Boy: Uncle, it's WAEC, I had only two credits in agric and
Yoruba language but I failed the rest...

Uncle: Well, that's not bad... you can still be a doctor, not
a medical doctor really but native doctor (babalawo)...
You will use your credit in agric in collecting herbs from
the forest, and Yoruba language for incantations... ..
Una gud eevening my people

I will not allow my brother neither friend to go for that number six stuff

I beg-stcally dont-stically close-stically it-stcally down-stically.... Greetings

Greetings-tically

I was listening to psquare's song
personally,though I like d song a lot but
which one b haba~HABATICALLY indeed
dat grammar nar for dictionary?, nawa oo
NAWATICALLY, • # laffin # so make we
kukuma dey "LaffiTICALLY"...so i begin the
game this afternoontically: How are
youtically Dnt dull... Let the fun
continuetically una heartically..=))na
Psquare talkamtically ....happytically new
monthically.

Cool Hiv gift for you alone, kindly enjoy the gift for the rest of your life #wakeup

No I can't marry her for any reason, I'm just afraid of her stature.