ashawopikin:
This movie go tough o

lol

Ok I have heard and read a lot of crazy stories about love,but this one I only saw in the movies...I have been in the north for 3 years now and I think I am getting use to their life style now...a friend of mine (my Barber) have been dating this girl for a year now, he loves this girl so much he hangs around pole and corners making love call while leaving his shop open for hours ..if you have seen how hausa play love you will understand what I mean, whenever He's barbing he'll just be saying so much about things him and his girlfriend did to the extent it's becoming boring to hear him talk about it,so it happened dat last two month he became depressed when his girlfriend told him there's a fixed marriage for her, he couldn't believe his ears, it got to him so much he's shop was closed for a week, soon the girlfriend got married and he had no choice but to move on, few weeks back she have been telling him she wants to leave her marriage that only him knows how to make him happy...I saw the text for myself ,this girl keeps giving him night calls that she wants to leave her marriage and do not care if he has nothing,..she keeps texting him repeatedly and showing him love....my guy is confused he still have feelings for this girl...

obi I no one else

The CAN(christian association of Nigeria) youth wings have rejected the president ticket runners of the all progressive party

Okonandmary:
I wanna try.

Oranges are orange because scientists gave the fruit that name. Colour orange are orange because the European species of orange are of the same colour as orange

LoL confused

You can't answer this question without sounding stupid or carzy

Astrokid911:
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let's get automated

Sales and Inventory software is a system used for ordering, managing sales, handling, storing, and using a company’s non-capitalized assets also known as inventory.
The world today has risen to a computerized age that many businesses has adopted its system, with that, a developed integrated software that will allow your store to improve quality control and help enhance your business profits to perform sales management, inventory management, accounting management, purchase and stocks management. Because the software is fully integrated, you will be able to discover areas of redundancy and labor duplications quickly. The software allows a complete traceability at any given time. The software can accommodate barcoding and control software with multiple users, thus helping you seamlessly integrate your stocks and sales anywhere in the planet.
If you find any interest, we will schedule a presentation with you in order for us to present you a better detail of the software and its capabilities. Please do contact us via email at innovativesystemindustry@gmail.com, or via phone at +234 816 365 1986 | +234 813 563 8622.

At one point in our life we get the taste of sex,how did you lost your virginity and was it worth it

Bad guy

NACE13:
During Easter celebration few years back. Her friend hooked us up. She was to come visit me but things changed, so I decided to go visit her in her parents' house instead . She me told that I would sleep over. I declined because I thought her parents wouldn't approve but they did. I decided to sleep in the living room but this babe snuck me into her room.
And boy did we ride it out all night. She literally tied her mouth to muffle the sound. We had to move the action to the floor because of the creeking sound of the bed.
Any time I remember that escapade, I just shake my head and smile. What a rush!

Another one happened when my neighbor wanted to use my bathroom because her roomie's so-called bf was gonna spend the night at her place. I was just on my laptop doing some work when she called out from the bathroom to help her with my towel, using the door to hide her naked body. I jokingly teased her, telling her what she was hiding that I haven't seen before. She was like, oh really, she tod me to come in and see for myself. I thought she was kidding, I stood up and went into the bathroom and boy oh boy, my brain shut down immediately. That was how the fvck fest started. What a rush!

I remember firing bird up and down in the street at age 5, and I don't even know I'm existing before then

I came to self awareness at age four and I can only remember getting beaten in my nursery class

As you dey smoke Igbo how she no go break up with you,

Your mum is a gold digger I'm even hating from just your post

Onariii:
*Brings chair*

Oya let the lies begin

op is a virgin

tutorials it started with I'm tired I want to lie down a little ,and help me massage my hair

bruh u ma dey oppress me for here ,I almost say make I send my acct number, key make money dey will hunt you

Mryacks:
Shape of you by Ed Sheeran....that song was meant for her "literally".

are you still with her?

Hallelujah by christbrown my melanin beautiful girlfriend with the greatest smile in the world

She is not perfect,he has flares but yet you love him/her what's keeping you

Bloody pedophile,at 29 u are happy defileing a 17 years old child, u are a fool

me I love anime, and she will be like what are you doing? How are you enjoying it, I think my type of movies pisses her a lot,she likes Nollywood to the core

Samuelnze:
Not really sha,he got into university before me,he didn't tell me he had gotten admission,someonei had sweet times with in my neighbourhood,called a friend,indirectly looked down on me then because he got a better opportunity when i hadn't.even the night before he travelled i met with him and we chatted,saw his new phone and celebrated it with him,he never mentioned his admission thingy to me..

at that tender age of mine(17),i learnt alot about friendship.. My story might seem as mere story,but to me it is very deep..

the guy dey fear you

VeryWickedMan:
For guys its mostly money related
For girls its mostly dick related

As for me, once you are not heartless I cut you off.

even ur name explain the story, so na heartless people u dey fine

There are people in our lives that sometimes we have to draw the lines, what's your side of the story

Damn nigga English hard o

I blame myself from opening this thread

I have noticed the strange must swear on every Islamic thread here in nairaland,is this fair on christian,

Hmmm

What song and who do you attach the song to in your life anytime it plays

AfroKnight:
That we like woman too much and believe me, it’s a lie!

We are just sitting jejely, on our own, but woman like us too much. And we don’t want to be rude so, you know…

which tribe be dis

internationalman:
That every young man from my tribe is a cultist

what tribe is dis