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Politics / Re: FG Declares 1st Of May, Public-Holiday by Ayoko007: 10:53am On Apr 27, 2013
All na same same
Politics / Re: 2015: We’ll Push Out PDP –buhari, Tinubu by Ayoko007: 10:41am On Apr 19, 2013
Adura_ngba:

This is why this nation seems to be retrogressing, no chance for the youth. Old cargoes who have been in power since independence are still gladiators in the political landscape.
all of them na same na ni,buhari and co are in sheep constume now,let them take hold of this thing called power,they would take of there sheep cloth and we shall behold their true nature"wolf"
Politics / Re: Does PHCN Have A Customer Service Line? by Ayoko007: 12:59pm On Apr 10, 2013
NLG_woodey:
Even if they do, that is one call you don't want to make
somebody what exactly is wrong with the power sector in nigeria?I think it is spiritual.or else how can succesive president spend billions on that sector without redemption?I declare one week prayer and dry fasting for this sector...oya let's Go
TV/Movies / Re: Why Are Ladies Addicted To Home Movies? by Ayoko007: 7:04am On Mar 04, 2013
nchewi:

Look here clown!!! Nairaland is not ur property! I don't take orders 4rm u! Take ur misery elsewhere!
what are ur problems enh? Pls get of dis thread if u have no meaninfuLl contribution dan trowing insults on my phone screen. I baw for uno
Culture / Re: Is Wearing Western Clothing Forsaking Your Culture? by Ayoko007: 6:55am On Mar 04, 2013
ighoosagie:
Christianity has been in African since d begining, u remember how d children of isreal were in Egypt for 430yrs.
I even heard that Jesus was from NASAreth...no ...sorry from NASARawa

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Sports / Re: CAF Yet To Pay Super Eagles AFCON Prize Money - NFF by Ayoko007: 6:49am On Mar 04, 2013
CAF or NFF are birds of same feather.greedy,selfish sons of biches
Sports / Re: CAF Yet To Pay Super Eagles AFCON Prize Money - NFF by Ayoko007: 6:46am On Mar 04, 2013
vanstanzy:

I tire o. grin grin grin Its just a month and NFF is crying of no pay, splashing the news all over the media. FG wey dey owe

civil servants for upto 13months nko?? Wetin dem go do?? Go to the international court?? sad sad sad
can you imaging that
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Is Faking Her Pregnancy- Mediatakeout.com by Ayoko007: 6:06pm On Mar 01, 2013
Symphony007: What a silly article, she's not pregnant but her delivery date has been annouced for june, and she also annouced it's gonna be a girl..so if she's faking it what's gonna happen when that time comes? Did'nt she think of it?
easy!! Adopt or buy a baby girl

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Sports / Re: Stephen Keshi Resigns As Eagles Coach by Ayoko007: 8:21pm On Feb 11, 2013
What an honourable thing to do and at d right time.d NFF a bunches of pot bellies who. Politicise football in nigeria.d NFF should have waited for d dog to die befofe berrying.imagine,preparing for his dismisAl even before d codivoire game.I would do d same
Sports / Re: Pitroipa Cleared To Play In Afcon Final by Ayoko007: 3:45pm On Feb 08, 2013
D amazing tin about dis brEed of s.eagles is dat they can adapt to any formation from any oponent nomater their strategy dey will adapt and mutate like HIV virus and render their oponehts strategy effective.that's wot will happen on sunday,u will see
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast - Player Rating by Ayoko007: 10:01pm On Feb 03, 2013
Something u don't note is dat in 2nd haf d ivorians became tired after dey equalise.but our boys are yonger so dey won as a result
Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by Ayoko007: 8:42pm On Jan 29, 2013
All I can say is dat d God of soccer was with us tonight.he may not be with us in d quater finals .let's pray hard and strategise
Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by Ayoko007: 8:25pm On Jan 29, 2013
Ogbeche77: who is this slowpoke that has no access to TV
our penalty was clear and witout Bias.but to be candid,our perfomance need polishing.all d same michel as proved dat scoring penalties no easy.tumb up for moses and enyima
Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by Ayoko007: 5:17pm On Jan 29, 2013
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Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by Ayoko007: 5:10pm On Jan 29, 2013
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. About 50 min into the rituals. Ah!! God ohhhh!!! Make dis thin favour us o!!
Sports / Re: Egyptian Referee To Be Expelled by Ayoko007: 8:49pm On Jan 27, 2013
Dis Guy: In fact they should expell all the referees and recruit nigerian referees until we get through to the finals, abi?
yes oooooooooo!!!
Sports / Re: Egyptian Referee To Be Expelled by Ayoko007: 8:45pm On Jan 27, 2013
The did is done.SE should learn to utilise chances dan be at d mercy of poor officiating by african referEes
Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by Ayoko007: 6:58pm On Jan 25, 2013
giftbz: . I completely agree with you. It was an ill-luck.
. Nigerian players actualy played Good football,luck was just far from them.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Who Is Single On Nairaland? by Ayoko007: 8:25am On Jan 19, 2013
Ishilove:
cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Who Is Single On Nairaland? by Ayoko007: 8:25am On Jan 19, 2013
Ishilove:
cheesy cheesy
u are confuse sorry o
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Dates And Hook_ups. Drop Ur Number And Pic(if Any). by Ayoko007: 3:55pm On Jan 18, 2013
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If u nèed to hook up with smone,this is the right place to do it.
I am Hillary by name reside in Lagos. Tel:08034907322. Drop yours in this thread you never knw.
my name is john, 33yrs and working I need a caring and honest lady not older dan 35 pls call 07036208330
Romance / Re: The Most Challenging Thing About Being In A Relationship by Ayoko007: 3:29pm On Jan 18, 2013
nell07: I usually hear ladies say they make a lot more sacrifice in relationships than their make counterparts.
And the men too, saying the opposite.

So I figured that since we (men and women) practically live in different worlds, we may not be able to fully appreciate what it takes to be in the others shoe.
Which it's why I would love to get your views and let us observe relationships from your perspective too
the greatest challenge am having right now is loving and caring for her even though we both know dat I know she's cheating on me.its hell yet not easy towailk away.
Politics / Re: World Bank: Poverty Has Reduced In Nigeria by Ayoko007: 9:07am On Jan 17, 2013
ROSSIKE: Oh shut up . Where's your proof that corruption is "increasing"? No. Of course you have no proof. After all, insulting the leadership is free of charge with no need to prove anything. Mshewwww
look at u,asking for prOof when dey are all aroud u.do u know the no of starving children right now despite our resouces,do u know d no of homeles peaple in nig.?farouk ,nd lawal nko? Ibori nko? Just to name few,pls stop asking for evidences and read d news daily.
Religion / Re: Secret £14million Bible In Which 'jesus Predicts Coming Of Prophet Muhammad by Ayoko007: 5:05pm On Jan 13, 2013
javalove:
Dude, the gospel of barnabas exists in print. That is the original copy of the book. If you need it, I could send you a PDF.

@topic

When truth comes, falsehood perishes, for falsehood by its nature is bound to perish. . .Alhamdulilah I'm muslim



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!
can a house divided among itself stand? Jesus made it clear dat He is d way d truth and d light no man ca n get to d father escept tru jesus.so whre does muhamed come in
Religion / Re: Is Eating And Drinking At Burials Part Of Christianity by Ayoko007: 4:08pm On Jan 13, 2013
engrtee: when you die, you wont be buried.your body thrown to the vultures
don't be stupid my friend to bUrry a body is different from senceles waste of money over a dead person when those alife are starving
Politics / Re: Striking Workers Beat-up Commissioner In Plateau by Ayoko007: 12:16pm On Dec 14, 2012
celeboi: We need more of this...Kudos to the Workers..
it is time for a revolution,dis routine politictions must taste d anger of d opresed citizens,yes ,violence is d answer.it worked in d delta,it is working for Boko.H,we say no to peace,all we want is equal rigth and justice,
Politics / Re: Senate To Bar Public Official's Children From Schooling Abroad by Ayoko007: 1:46pm On Oct 05, 2012
HammedSodiqq: Na them talk am, e go beta
they will never sign dat bill,they no the standard of education is nothing to write home yet they pay lip services to d sector ,
Romance / Re: Essential Dating Tips For Guys by Ayoko007: 10:29am On Sep 22, 2012
lifted: Hey Ladies, this is absolutely for the men. So we advised that you don’t read it (laugh).

Now guys, It’s time to face business and study this. Yes, I say study ‘cos one silly mistake from you might cost you your life-partner. So why not buckle your belt and Cram this into your heart.

Bathe

Obvious, right? The worst thing you could do when going out on a date (especially if it is your first date with her) is to turn up unshaven, looking dirty and smelling bad. Women are clean and will judge you on how hygienic you are. Plus, no offense, but you would be appalled if she turned up for the date looking like a hippie that hadn’t bathed for a while. It doesn’t cost anything to take a bath and make an effort.

Remember, bad breath and body odor are an instant turn off, and she will assume that this is how you are all the time. Even if you are just having a bad day or didn’t think you have time to clean up, she won’t see beyond your appearance, so you’ll never get a second chance to impress her.

Arrive on Time

One of the worst things you can do is turn up late. Turning up late will give her the wrong impressions of what you think about her. Women always assume the worst, so she’ll sit around considering the worst case scenarios when you’re late. Not only will she think that she has been stood up, but will also think that you are unreliable.

If you are picking her up from her home, then it is advisable to turn up 5 minute before you are due. But don’t come any earlier or she will be adjusting her makeup or getting dressed and won’t want you to see her half finished.

Be a Gentleman

Hold the door open for her. Let her walk through the door first. Pull out her chair. Be polite to her and the people around you. Women like to feel special, and by treating her like a lady she will think you are fantastic.

Compliment Her

The first thing to say to her is “you look beautiful” before you even ask how she is. Keep the compliments flowing throughout your date, such as “your hair looks nice, I like the color of it, and your outfit is great.” But don’t go overboard. A woman loves to be complimented because it makes her feel sexy, gorgeous and beautiful. She needs to feel you are attracted to her. So it shouldn’t sound fake.

Listen to Her and Ask Questions

Nobody wants to spend the whole night listening to someone talk about themselves or being ignored. And you do have to get to know each other. So ask her questions, but more importantly listen to what she has to say. There is nothing woman likes more than when someone is interested in what they have to say.

I remember once I was sitting in a restaurant waiting for some friends. There was a man and woman sitting at the table next to mine and I couldn’t help overhearing their conversation, though it isn’t a conversation when only one person is talking. I could tell it was their first date from what he was telling her about himself. “I play Saturday league football, I like boxing…” He went on like this for about 10 minutes without stopping or asking her questions.

She was just sitting there nodding slightly every so often and looking bored. That day left an impact on me, and every time I have been on a date since, I have been conscious of the woman, making a point to take an interest in what she had to say. This is probably the best bit of advice I could give.

All this na theory if u like cut off ur head for nigerian gels.if she no love their nothing u can do
Prepare

The last thing you want is to be sitting having a meal and the conversation dries up, leaving you bored with each other for the rest of the night. Think about your date and what you would like to know about her, and in return what you would like her to know about you. Try and think of any questions that she might ask you, so that you can prepare the answer.

You think that it is easy to talk, and that you will not run out of questions to ask, or that you will automatically have the answers. But until you are there and in the situation, you have no idea what it will be like. You can avoid all of this by meeting for a quick drink, then go on to see a film, so you have something obvious to talk about.

Who Will Pay?

This is a really tough question since women are increasingly independent and may want to pay their way. I suggest that you offer to pay and, if she lets you, take care of the bill.

If she wants to pay, you can argue that you want to, but make sure you pay for at least half no matter what.

The Goodnight Kiss

Some women prefer not to kiss after a date while others are disappointed if the guy doesn’t even try. There is no easy answer to this. Wait until either she makes the first move or it’s very obvious that you are both ready. Watch out for body language and little touches. And I would strongly advise against sex on the first date.

I’ll Call You

Only tell her that you will call her if you mean it and intend on seeing her again. This is an awkward situation, and most of the time the easiest solution is to take her number and tell her you will call her. But don’t do it if you are not interested. Just say good night, smile and walk away. But if you do like her and are interested, then make sure you let her know and tell her you’ll be in touch.

For more of these tips for Ladies and Gentlemen, check out http://marriageessence./
Religion / Re: Why No Riots Over Jesus's Wife Story? by Ayoko007: 10:05am On Sep 22, 2012
obowunmi: Followers of Islam: I reserve my comment.

In the middle east and north africa, muslims have killed many innocent people.

Muslims should all come together to prove their religion is of peace.

So far, Jesus is winning.
islamic is a religion of blood and vengance.its a take it by violence thing.there is nothing peacefull about it..this has been proven time after time again ,the peace dey claim is just a cover up.they are animals in human clothing
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noncence!!all dis telecoms are playing on our interligent,instead of dem to bring down call tarifs they are busy performing abracadbra promo!!noncess mtwwww!!
Politics / Re: ESUT VC : Ransom Demand Of N200M by Ayoko007: 11:57am On Aug 18, 2012
sheyguy: N200 mil? That's small na . . In a sch where certificates are bought. . . The man shld come up with the cash joor.
an insider is invoved I bet
Politics / Re: Domestic Debt Rose to N6.153tn In June by Ayoko007: 4:41pm On Aug 17, 2012
HNosegbe: Domestic Debt Rises To N6.153 Trillion

The country’s domestic debt profile rose to N6.153tn in June.

Statistics obtained from the Debt Management Office showed that the domestic debts had increased from N5.966tn ($37.71bn) at the end of the first quarter ended March 31, 2012, to N6.153tn ($38.89bn) at the end of the second quarter ended June 30, 2012.

This represents an increase of N187bn or three per cent over the figure recorded in the first quarter.

Details of the domestic debts showed that FGN bonds accounted for N3.71tn or 60.37per cent of the money borrowed by the Federal Government from internal sources as at June ending.

The Nigerian Treasury Bills accounted for N2.08tn or 33.88 per cent, while Treasury Bonds accounted for N353bn or 5.75 per cent.

As at March 31, 2012, the domestic debt component of the total debt profile, which stood at N5.966tn, showed that FGN bonds accounted for N3.67tn or 61.44 per cent of the money borrowed by the Federal Government.

The Nigerian Treasury Bills accounted for N1.95tn or 32.63 per cent, while Treasury Bonds accounted for N353.73m or 5.93 per cent.

Presenting the 2012 budget proposal to the National Assembly, President Goodluck Jonathan had lamented that the domestic debt had been growing at an alarming rate in recent years with the clearest evidence of this being that in 2012, the Federal Government earmarked N560bn for debt servicing.

The President had spoken of curtailing domestic debts, but he gave room for the government to accumulate more debts with a caveat that the debts should not go beyond 30 per cent of Gross Domestic Product.

At the moment, the debt to GDP ratio is slightly less than 20 per cent. With latitude of 30 per cent debt to GDP ratio, the government can add up to 50 per cent of the current debt level.

Reacting to this, the Chief Executive Officer, Lambeth Trust Investment Limited, Mr. David Adonri, said the huge domestic debts were not good for the economy.

According to him, the situation is capable of crippling the real sector of the economy, which is supposed to be more active than it is at present.

He explained that the escalating debt profile of the Federal Government had crowded out the real sector of the economy and the equities market.

He said, “The implication is that the capital being formed by the way of debt is what the government is using to finance consumption and not investment. It is contributing next to nothing to the economy.

“It is an action that is destabilising the economy by increasing interest rate and inflation rate. By increasing these two rates, the government is causing more problems to the economy.”

The Head of Research and Strategy at BGL Securities Limited, Mr. Olufemi Ademola, recently attributed the increase in domestic debts to a shortfall in revenue and the controversial oil subsidy expenditure.

http://www.punchng.com/business/business-economy/domestic-debt-rises-to-n6-153tn/
too bad for d giant of africa,yet the 3rd richest man in d world (dangote) is a nigerian.I cry for my father land

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