People Dey really marry rubbish for this life, hian! God forbid this kind of boy.

I think it actually depends on the school and how age appropriate your child is. If the school is following the normal curriculum, even subjects like science, Yoruba are broken down to a level to which an age appropriate child would understand.

In grade 1, topics that they should learn in science subject are around living and non-living things, animals and their habitats, sounds that animals make, soils and types of soils and other basic things which are just basic. And in Yoruba they should learn basic things like parts of the body, greetings, numbers, and basic verbs and common words like sit, come, clothes, shoes.

I am not disputing the fact that some schools can overdo and they lack several appropriate delivery methods because these are kids with different learning abilities.

But overall, make sure your child is already 5 before grade 1 or at the very least will be 5 early in the session, but school pass school sha, a teacher must aim at nothing less than 75% of high and middle flyers in class.

odimbannamdi:


Sis, use mattress-cover or even bedsheet cover that mattress na...even if you no pity our eyes, just package well so that your market go sell...

I willingly left it like that, so that anybody buying will know and see what they are buying, when they buy it they know better to use a foam cover and a bedsheet. It’s like you are used to constant calling out of people here, I don’t have time for that.

You can pity your own eyes by not looking at it twice if it’s such an eyesore.

I have the following for sale;

4 1/2 by 6 Bedframe and mattress 40k. SOLD

Shoe rack 10k. SOLD

Location is Oworonshoki, Lagos.

BA! BA!! BA!!!

My baby boy arrived at 1:56 this morning via vagina birth and episiotomy weighing 2.8kg... midwives were surprised at the weight because my stomach was super small.

EDD: April 3rd
Birth date: April 6th

Congratulations in advance to the remaining mamas... easy peasy delivery soon in Jesus name.

Cc: miracletoday

Toopee:
Thank you all for your prayers and well wishes. May the Lord perfect all that concerns us in Jesus name.
BS!!!
I suffered from severe sciatica pains right from 6weeks (Imagine waddling when pregnancy never even start),I can’t do anything without being in pain because all my nerves were weak and sore. I practically hear my joints creak at every single movement. It was painful.
I told God to please, compensate me with the easiest and fastest labor ever because in all honesty, I deserve the compensation.
I have been having constant contractions Abi na Braxton kicks for many weeks prior to today. So when at some minutes past 3am, this contraction started, I knew this is not the usual game. It got intense that I started vomiting and this was my cue because same thing happened with my first and I gave birth few hours later.
We got to the hospital at 5:30 am, was checked and 7cm dilated. That alone gave me joy. At 6:54, I pushed my angel out, weighing 3.7kg without tears (another big compensation) I had an episiotomy with my first and she weighed 4kg. Glory be to God!

This same day, 2019, I gave birth to my first daughter. It’s surreal that my girls get to share the same birth date.?It wasn’t planned. The pregnancy happened when it wanted to, and my babies chose when they want to come.
So, while I’m celebrating a child for turning 3, I welcomed another. Praise the Lord!

I pray and declare that to the expectant moms, you’d deliver your bundles of joy with great testimonies in Jesus name. You all shall celebrate in Jesus name.

I have hanged my boots o.
Baby dust to all about to conceive moms.

This BS is so delicious, congratulations mama.
God, I want easy peasy labor and delivery with no tears too.

miracletoday:
APRIL 2022 ROLL CALL
It is our month, we can use this page as we like. So 9 months no even long sef. April is here already.
Some of our mamas are birthing already o, we await their BS patiently.
Pls let's answer to roll call, I know it is getting busier, we r heavier now, and expectant at any point.We have placed all in God's hand, he won't forsake us at this point.lets make our BA asap, and let's not withhold BS.
Name EDD GENDER
1.Nancyij....?
2. Toopee........6th...............XX( by faith)...BA 1/4
3. Jcuttie......?
4. He2nuholuwa....?
5.ChizziCindy.............21st...........XX
6. GenyEbere...........16th..........XY.......BA 28/3
7. Miracletoday.....22nd ............ XY
8. Jumyte29............26th.................XY
9.Iwinne....................4th.................XX
11. Phaya....................3rd...................XX
12. Cabasaa03............ 09th................ XY
13. BeautyUche...........13th.........xx
14.CuddleJoy..................29th................XX
15.Ayoolajumoke...........3rd.................XY
16.Orimipe.....................24th .................XX
17 .Comanche..............26th...............XY(stumbled on ur diary, and I m like see this woman, )

TeamApril2022 #TeamBlessedBabies #TeamGodGotUs #sharp sharp delivery#Easy birth

Toopee opened April for us. She got what she asked for by faith.A girl. We pray your LO continue to b in good health,n God to provide all that is necessary to nature her into becoming a purposeful woman.Congratulations ma. We love u.
Ovalrose, tho not fully registered delivered safely this morning, may God bless yourLO,n make him all u hope for.serve us BS biko.

Cappo I’m here and tired already, I am anxiously and eagerly waiting for this baby to come healthy and sound.
At my last antenatal appointment the doctor said if I didn’t deliver this week I should come and see him, probably for an induction.

May we birth safely with mother, father and child(ren) safe.

Omakraid:

No one will advise you to stop taking your routine drugs cos its very important neither will I but I no dey take my own. Na anytime I feel like as the thing makes me sick

Me I kuku don’t use mine often, most times once or twice in a week, the smell alone nauseates me despite the fact that I always put them inside swallow.

I’m not just a drug person I’m just managing ni.

NeroPapas:


Ha... Mama the Mama.. Mama nurse Miracle.. Mo kin yin oo, that's to say I greet you specially. Na Blue file sure pass oo !
Sorry say I come late but I dey here for background since. I think na for TTC section wey I drop our TTC tory sef. Ngwanu, as of the last scan, EDD na 14th and LO na XY.
Na July 24th last year naim we BD oo.. I carry the date for head like gala cos Me and wiffy held hands to pray to God because I have been on Proviron + Vit C & E for like 3 months bfor then and even God knows I was tired so we so did a scan and notice say transfer window dey close that day & Baba God honor our prayer . As for the LMP, wait make I go peep am for GET Baby App cos na there we save am

I hope I've submitted all necessary information required for proper documentation and registration (chai I dey speak English)

Na today we hit 36 weeks so I dey for antenatal session with DW if una need anything, I stand by.

Una doh ooo

Meanwhile, that baba wey say hin BD on Democracy Day (June 12) last year, listen to wetin all this sabi mamas don yarn oo.. No way the EDD go be 15th of April. Shikena

Lol, I was smiling while reading through.
Congratulations to you and wifey, safe delivery too.

Omakraid:

Na pre-pregnancy tommy dey worry mama wey go land back in 4 months after delivery . *runs out of thread*

Lmao, haba!
Have mercy on me oo

bastien:
Pls help oh, I and this babe had sex on June 12 2021, I get to know she is pregnant last month, wasn’t funny, cause I saw her December and she wasn’t having any baby pump or big tummy all of sudden belle just big! And baby kicking! Below is the scan result she did February when she finds out she is 8 month pregnant!

I just wanna know if I’m the real father judging by the dates

That baby is not yours! If you had sex on June 12 and it resulted in pregnancy then it means her last menstruation should be late may or early June which you will start counting 40 weeks from, you won’t even start counting from the day you had sex but the first day of her last menstruation, if that is the case then by now she should have put to bed!

Like someone said above, if she doesn’t give birth before month end then the baby is most likely not yours, unless they have an history of carrying pregnancy for over 10-11 months in her family.

All of these BAs and BSs are making me emotional.
Congratulations mama kokaiye, towerofgrace, legendsmum.

May God grant the rest of us safe delivery in Jesus name, I really hope I can port to March sha.

Mamas my tummy is not big ooo.... I was thinking it’ll get big towards the end but it did not, I am 37weeks today and when it was measured 3days ago with tape-rule it’s was measuring 31 and my baby is not small the last time I checked on scan. Please does it mean I’ll get my pre-pregnancy tummy back easily? I’m just curious

eksammy:
This kind of advise and thinking is not for everyone.

Both of us were As. We knew. But we married anyway with the resolve to eliminate SS possibility with Medical options.

Each time she takes in we visit that sicle cell centre in Lagos near LUTH abi LASU sef... for prenatal testing. The last time we did it was between 250 and 300k. The test takes less than 30mins with minor discomfort to the woman. Usually done within the first 2-3 months.

We have 3 boys that are AA today.

None of our relatives know we are both even As or even the steps we take. We were both properly educated, weighed the options and here we are.

Bottom line both parties thinking it through and making a decision. In our case we didn't consider 300k for prenatal testing to be a major expense. Also we were also open minded about medical abortion (should it come to that), but thankfully we have not had any need for any evacuation.

Like I said, this is not for everyone. We are one in a million. I shared just in case there's that person out there that may be considering swimming against the tide and popular opinion. You are not alone. Everything is possible.

Exactly!!! Reason why I said unless they are unfortunate.

We are also educated and we knew what we were getting into from the get go, also open minded should in case a fetus turns out to be SS, our families are aware and gave their moral support, one sure thing is we can’t birth a SS baby.

I am also in the same shoes and as at last year it was already 400k but in a private hospital, I know by the time we’ll be ready for the next it will be around 500k.

ubee:
Ehen i was going somewhere with that question. And here goes my main important question.

So if you discover that the foetus in the womb is SS what will you and your wife do? Kill the foetus abi? So you and your wife will just be killing a succession of babies in the womb if the test shows they are SS abi?
I'm sure you now realise why I'm pissed off?

Bro, it is 25% chance of having a SS baby out of every pregnancy, unless you and your wife are really really unfortunate, you can’t be “killing” a succession of babies as the probability of all your children being AS is higher which is fair enough.
Whereas miscarriages happen even without anything or genotype issue. (I guess that means the babies are “killing” themselves or the mother’s body is “killing” them)

I think it is also better to terminate the pregnancy than bring the child to the world where it’ll cause emotional, health and financial problems for the parents and child involved.

CVS is less expensive and easier I think, and after having like 2-3 children you can rest!

Funky123:
BA! BA! BA!


Baby Zee made his grand entrance today around 12pm weighing 3.4kg via elective CS

Edd 19/22
DOB 11/03

God has done it for me,, this feeling is so surreal
Mother, father and baby boy doing fine

I am still recuperating from CS pain, I will be back. wishing everyone a safe delivery

Congratulations ma’am... God keep you and yours.

Abimgold:
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That is the price she gave me , what is the name of the product you price 18k

Masterchef

Abimgold:
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The woman want to sell it at the rate of 19k

19k is much ooo, but are flasks in that range? Because the one I saw was also 18k. I’ve not bought sha, looking for a cheaper deal.

miracletoday:
Oh la la.Happy birthday Teamie,good to hear from u.I pray your plenty plenty years to come are filled with blessings and happiness.I beg no think about money spent already.it happens.N if at all u don't need some anymore, u can put them up for resale.God will provide for the remaining expenses.

Thanks cappo, bless you.
Ps: I’ve uploaded the pictures of the bag for everyone asking.

Uririandme:



If you don't mind, could you please share d picture of d diaper bag you bought? I want to do same but just wondering what to go for.
Happy birthday. God bless your new age abundantly.

Amin, thank you.
Pictures of the bag below; it actually has lots of compartments.

Omakraid:

E reach to tire with this kain naija budget ehn, you gbiyanju ooo. I saw sponge case 7000, please what type is it? What is inside the sponge case?

They made a mistake, it is 700, that is why there is excess of 6,300 in the third receipt.

phaya:


Happy birthday mama! God will provide more

Amen, thank you.

Omakraid:

Happy birthday ma, the joy of the Lord will never depart from you.

Amin Jesu, thanks a lot mama. God bless you.

FlowerGirl040:
Happy birthday Sis. Long life and prosperity.

220k? For this Buhari Era? You try Sha o. May God provide money for the rest items,you are almost done. Safe delivery

List all the items make I see

The list was too much I couldn’t type them all so I attached the receipts.
Then I bought some other things not on the receipts;

Neatly used clothes (shawls, cardigans, outing clothes, overalls, onesies, socks). 45k

Bed that can be strolled within the house (I actually got it at give away price from a woman that her husband double beds). 10k

Pampers (bought small and will buy more according to baby’s need when he comes) 2,500

Diaper bag (someone advised to buy okrika and it is actually good) 3k

Delivery pack (all these gloves, injection and all mandated by my hospital) 7,500

And other petty things that I can’t remember for now.

And I haven’t bought;
Cloth hanger
Flask
Detergent
Wipes
Car seat
Breast pump and other petty things.

I don tire already

FlowerGirl040:
Happy birthday Sis. Long life and prosperity.

220k? For this Buhari Era? You try Sha o. May God provide money for the rest items,you are almost done. Safe delivery

List all the items make I see

Hehehe, the items are long o but I’ll try to list them soon.

miracletoday:
TEAM APRIL2022 MARCH ROLL CALL 
Happy New month to all belleful women. Congratulations team Feb. May God keep ur LOs, and make them fulfil their purposes.Thanks for the BSs.
Team March your time has come.We cant wait to celebrate with u all.Your deliveries will not be complicated.The word of God for supernatural delivery shall come to pass in your lives.

Hmm,I am entering into month of March with my full chest,knowing April is no longer hiding. Ordinary 1, 2, 3 ....31. Gbam April will land.#GodGotUs
Teamie, where a u all.lets stop hiding.How far with Shopping.I am following the rule of basics first. All other fantasies will follow later. Time to finalise all necessities especially for the early April mamas.God that has brought us this far, will lead us to the expected end.
Here is our latest roll, pls let's say hi.
1. Nancyij
2. Toopee........6th...............XX( by faith)
3. Jcuttie
4. He2nuholuwa
5.ChizziCindy.............21st...........XX
6. GenyEbere...........16th..........XY
7. Miracletoday.....22nd ............ XY
8. Jumyte29............26th.................XY
9.Iwinne....................4th.................XX
10. Dsnoni....................5th...............
11. Phaya....................3rd...................XX
12. Cabasaa03............ 09th................ XY
13. BeautyUche
14.CuddleJoy..................29th................XX
15.Ayoolajumoke...........3rd.................XY
16.Orimipe.....................24th .................XX

TeamApril2022 #TeamBlessedBabies #TeamGodGotUs #sharp sharp delivery#Easy birth

Good evening cappo, I didn’t get your mention.

It’s like this shopping does not finish o We’ve spent like 220k on buying baby things and I’m like 80% done, if the baby things discussion has been had earlier I’d have cut down on some things sha, God should provide money for the rest.

Safe delivery to everyone . And it’s my birthday today!

Drishyam — very very interesting.

Towerofgrace:


rotfl lol your hubby ain't nice.

Honestly that is my hope that it will go after delivery, cos i believe it LO causing it after compressing all my organs

Exactly, I hope so too.

Towerofgrace:
And I am here doing vigilante already, heartburn abi throat burn izz not allowing me to be great where are my teamies abi na only me carry come

Reminds me DH has been laughing at the way I snore loudly these days, I have begged him to record it so that I can hear but the man doesn't want to embarrass me and has refused to do so, any mama snoring since their pregnancy

Early this month I woke up to a voice note on WhatsApp from hubby, I played it and it was a recording of me snoring
I asked if that was me and he said yes, I couldn’t believe my ears
Hopefully it’ll go after delivery sha because we can’t be doing snoring competition.

miracletoday:

@CuddleJoy, @Ayoolajumoke you are welcome to Team April, and don't go anywhere, I just gbadun your inputs. The list has been updated on the Feb roll call.

Thanks cappo, God bless you.

Funky123:


Team march fit snatch you sha

I don’t even mind because March is also my birth month, it should sha be late March when my baby would have cooked very well.

update:
I went for another scan and told the man about the previous report. He said he couldn’t find anything like that and that the placenta is fine.

kokaiye:
Eyin latecomers ti e po bayii... Cappo, u must fine her

Hehehe... I can even port to late March so that you can personally fine me

Let me kuku officially register for team April, even though I’ve been on this thread even before I became pregnant.

Edd is April 3rd and gender is XY.
Please welcome me oooo