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Sports / Re: My Personal Opinion On Victor Osimehn, Conte , Napoli And Chelsea by Azazyel: 1:54am
Lukaku has proven himself
Romance / Re: Has Any Guy Here Tasted A Dwarf Before? The Experience Was Mind Blowing For Me by Azazyel: 1:48am
illicit:
U guys have spoiled the fun of this thread...

I don't agree that he is a paedophile

Sometimes when I knack a girl that shaved all her pubic hair

It feels like I am with a minor... U know that feeling...? Feels somehow weird

It doesn't mean that I have been with a minor, do you get what he means now?

I like to see some pubic hair, infact I don't mind bushy so far as it is tidy



The guy is a bloody paedophile. Check his previous topic. Stop supporting evil
Romance / Re: What Porn Has Normalized That Isn’t Normal At All. by Azazyel: 1:41am
Natbrowny:
Porn uses Green Screen just like movies. Abi una think say Jason Statham dey fly 20 storey building to land like lizard true true. Its all green screen shit

They are actors. No let doze videos whyne you.

See babe wants me to do like d movies and i told her to ride me for 1min to kickstart. MoF*cker was breathing like a goat at 30 seconds. She think say Khalifa and Brittany dey use normal eyes do am. Drugs or green screen at play

Boiz stay off drugs to please daughters of eve. U cannot drill something that's already drilled by nature

Some see videos of 20mins and be like see oo 20mins and u can't do pass 5mins. I'm like oya open d video and u see the first 15mins, they r driving, then come out of the vehicle, then enter the house, then watch movies, then last 5mins will be for pre-intimacy n sex n ejaks. For the long intense kpanshing witout green screen, Atyms dey shoot these movies for days and merge dem to be a 20mins video, its drugs and can only be given to pornsters only for video sake just like WWE (wrestlers cannot use that drug outside the WWE complex) its a crime and govt knows. Porn na bastard, and 90% of the people of this world have been or still a victim. Make nobody claim holy maria


You got it spot on! Everytime I see people talking about wanting to stay longer in bed for like 45mins or 1hr, I'll just be laughing. Many guys never get sense grin that's why a lot of them die quickly
Sports / Re: My Personal Opinion On Victor Osimehn, Conte , Napoli And Chelsea by Azazyel: 10:33pm On Aug 31
Osimhen has ego issues. It was apparent even with finidi George. The guy way no too pure.

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Politics / Re: Some Nigerian Military Men Of Yesteryears; Which One Fascinates You The Most? by Azazyel: 4:00pm On Aug 31
Nobody is talking about General Tunde Idiagbon. He is the "no nonsense General" he was the vice president under Buhari back then and was responsible for all the policies that made Nigeria better. Buhari was quiet as usual cos he wasn't good with economics. He was only good in battle.

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Two For Robbing Sex Workers In Lagos by Azazyel: 2:09pm On Aug 31
Two idiots. There are many criminals at adeniran ogunsanya and bode Thomas. Once it's evening, you'll see some groups of guys hanging around looking for someone to pounce on. Once they see that you are alone, they'll start following you to ask for money. Police should get all of them abeg
Politics / Re: Police Re-invite Joe Ajaero, NLC General Secretary Ugboajah by Azazyel: 2:25am On Aug 31
Tinubu and his goons are really having a field day but they don't know what is happening in the background. Right now a resistance is building in the south. We are about to see two new militant groups in south and north central We would have a big movie in Nigeria soon and perhaps we may even see the first assassination of a president in a long time.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested At Pakistan Airport With Cocaine Capsules In His Stomach by Azazyel: 11:33am On Aug 30
This one is a goner
Health / Re: T. G. Omori; The Burden & Complications Of Kidney Failure( A Heartfelt Appeal) by Azazyel: 9:23am On Aug 30
Stop drinking and smoking, they won't hear.
Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Shows His Somersaulting Skills (Video) by Azazyel: 11:22pm On Aug 29
Wahala pro max

Romance / Re: Zimbabwe Ladies Disclose The Reason Why They Love Nigerian Men (video) by Azazyel: 11:13pm On Aug 29
lexy2014:


did you listen to the reason the ladies say they like nigerian men?


Leave them. Let them keep bragging around. A lot of Nigerian men in other African countries are always simping after women and that is why they are preferred. The Nigerian men spend anyhow just to get women. It's a very bad mentality that people have exported from here. This is one of the reasons why South Africans hate Nigerians men so much. Most particularly people from the South East. They have a culture that turns men into simps in the aspect of relationship.

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Romance / Re: Zimbabwe Ladies Disclose The Reason Why They Love Nigerian Men (video) by Azazyel: 11:05pm On Aug 29
Nigerians need to stop this honestly. Nigerian men, make una stop! This comparison in different countries is bringing hate to us. Even if you want to be compared, let it be something positive. Something that would add value not just women all the time. It's sickening.

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Crime / Re: Sokoto Residents Storm Forests To Confront Bandits by Azazyel: 12:32pm On Aug 29
What a zoo!
Politics / Re: NCC Uncovers A Single Individual With 100,000 SIM Cards Linked To Him by Azazyel: 12:23pm On Aug 29
Na bandits work be this.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pavel Durov released On €5m Bail, banned From Leaving France by Azazyel: 12:42am On Aug 29
Thunder fire macron. See terrorists having a field day in France. He won't go after then but na durov he dey chase. Hypocrites just like the US
Politics / Re: Bandits Mock Tinubu On Tiktok (Photo) by Azazyel: 9:58am On Aug 28
opamoses1:
That means he is doing something right for them to mock him. They won't mock their fellow terrorist and bandit loving president.


He is doing nothing right. He is incompetent. How can bandits be in this country and no one can track them? Dem no born these guys well to stay in Niger Republic. They can only attack from bordering areas in Nigeria but can't stay in Niger Republic. A lot of them have been killed in Niger but over here in Nigeria they are controlling territories and collecting tax while Tinubu is arresting journalists. So they can track people to their homes but can't track bandits to the forests. Nonsense!
Politics / Re: 12 Journalists Detained So Far By Tinubu Government(picture) by Azazyel: 9:47am On Aug 28
What a zoo! I had a dream some months back where youths took to the streets massively and started going to politicians houses. It was scary. Then I saw a lot of politicians being assassinated along with top security operatives. The assassinations we're so brutal that the assailants didn't use guns. Instead they used RPGs. I don't know if this would happen in Tinubu's regime but things are getting scary. That protest was just a rehearsal. Tinubu is going to kill himself
Investment / Re: If You Cannot Use Binance In Nigeria, Why Can't You Try Bybit by Azazyel: 12:00pm On Aug 25
Blaxie:
Bybit is full of scammers..Bitget is better


Have you been scammed during p2p transaction on bybit?
Politics / Re: I’d Love To Return To Prison, I Will Still Spray Money – Bobrisky by Azazyel: 11:31am On Aug 25
Mumu why don't you spray naira again let us check something? The talkative would soon meet his Waterloo. They are waiting for you in front. This is the role model of some people. Smh

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Telegram Founder, Pavel Durov, Arrested In France by Azazyel: 8:27am On Aug 25
The West Vs Russia. Just cos of Russia-Ukraine war, Dem wan use this guy as scapegoat. I'm not surprised especially when I remember how they chased abramovich out of his own business. Russia should find like two notable French, UK or US citizens to carry and hold them in detention. Let us see whether these hypocrites won't release Durov. I still remember vividly how US chased Huawei away cos they saw how innovative they were. Huawei was miles ahead in innovation. They would sponsor terror groups in the background and come to Africa to act as saviours and start bringing out statistics of how many people are dying and how many people need food and aid. Durov fumbled sha. He for no enter French territory. I believe he would be released

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Family / Re: Kenny Kehinde's Girlfriend, Precious Chisom Accuses Him Of Domestic Violence by Azazyel: 6:48pm On Aug 24
Family matters. Nothing concern me. You didn't tell us to warn him when you were chopping his money. You have nothing to offer that's why you were treated like paper. Let us hear from him first. No be who first call police dey always win case
Phones / Re: What Is Tapswap? Why Nigerians Are Tapping Their Phone Screens by Azazyel: 6:40pm On Aug 24
Yashita:


Am I talking about cryptocurrency in general not that useless tapswap and their developers that are extorting people and using them to build themselves.

Oh tapswap. Yes tapswap is just nonsense
Phones / Re: What Is Tapswap? Why Nigerians Are Tapping Their Phone Screens by Azazyel: 6:39pm On Aug 24
Procashtips:


You still won't make a million.

Price is likely to be between 0.0013 and 0.0025 except you hold till it gets to 0.0070 and above


I will hold. Dogs price would pump. People have staked lots of BNB and Usdt to get Dogs but still got little. Billions of dollars have been staked. People have learned from notcoin.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 24th August 2024 by Azazyel: 3:00pm On Aug 24
Angelfrost:


Well analysed...!

United will yet struggle for top 4 again...!

I will advise the true fans to just lower their expectations.

Rashford starting every game is already a minus for the team going forward.


This nonsense of not starting every game flying will be the undoing of the team and the coach.

I dey fear for Man.U honestly. Brighton didn't play anything spectacular from what I saw and yet it was difficult for United to muster shots on target. Which big team plays football without carving out chances to get enough shots on target? The EPL is getting tougher every season but United isn't improving. The first, second and third position at the end of the season would still go to Man.city, Arsenal and Liverpool. Man.U and Chelsea are already mid table teams

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 24th August 2024 by Azazyel: 2:38pm On Aug 24
Immediately that second goal was cancelled, I knew there would be trouble. They should have done better with the ball. This is not a good way to start the season. In the first half, Brighton didn't play much and united were expected to take the initiative. Suddenly in the second half, ETH decided to remove fernandes and put Mctominay. Maguire was already having a good game and thus the substitution wasn't a good one. They still have to do a lot concerning creativity in the final third of the pitch. Dropping three points at this time of the season against Brighton is a very bad sign. Any team that wants to finish in top four should be able to beat Brighton or draw at worst. No excuses for ETH this time around.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 24th August 2024 by Azazyel: 2:26pm On Aug 24
Starz825:


Defence is good....but welbeck, a striker scored that goal without being marked in the middle of the goal post

That's no good defence

It happens sometimes even with City. Here we go. Man.U don lose the game again.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 24th August 2024 by Azazyel: 1:22pm On Aug 24
Hmmm Diallo is really struggling. I think it's time to bring on garnacho. Man.U can still come back into this but they need to do it quickly in the second half. So far, the defence is good but the attack needs to improve. They found it hard to open up Fulham and now it's happening again
Politics / Re: SA Lady Educates Her Fellow Citizens On Good Things Nigeria Did For Them (Video) by Azazyel: 12:30pm On Aug 24
Nonexisting1:
I swear, my father tells me that all the time. He often says that nothing happens by chance. On my own, I read some histories too. Vicious tyrants and serial killers the world have ever seen were once about to be taken care off by mother nature but were saved by humans. It's like God wanting to stop a potential danger but we use our hands to encourage it. Hitler would have died as a child but a compassionate person saved him. One man that everyone now calls a juju killer in my friend's town, his grandfather was about to be sold as slave by his own father when he was a child but was saved by a villager. The villager paid his father some money and saved him from being sold, took care of him as his own son. He was too stubborn and evil according to his father which was why he wanted to sell him as slave. Guess what, rumour flying around has it that the son of that man has killed two people from the family of the same man that saved his father from slavery over land dispute. Now before I help someone that is suffering, I think it over and rethink it again and oftentimes, I don't help them. This is why it is never good to save a suicidal person. The earth may be purging itself of evil through their deaths. Ask yourself who has paid you with evil today if not those you have once showed kindness.


Really deep
Education / Re: Kidnapped 20 Medical Students rescued without ransom - Police PRO, Adejobi by Azazyel: 10:50am On Aug 24
If you believe this, you can believe anything
Phones / Re: What Is Tapswap? Why Nigerians Are Tapping Their Phone Screens by Azazyel: 10:48am On Aug 24
Procashtips:


The only way you can become a millionaire through Dogs is if you have more than 100,000 in coins and listed price is above 0.0060.

Anything short of these 2 scenarios, you can't make millions from it on listing day.

Maybe if you hold and price goes above the aforementioned to like 0.0070 or even 0.01, with just 70k coins at 0.01, you would have made a million.


Only few people have above 50k coins when it comes to dogs.


I know all what you said. I have over 100k dogs and all the people I referred have more than 60k Dogs
Crime / Re: 20 Medical Students Kidnapped In Benue Rescued – Security Sources by Azazyel: 12:54am On Aug 24
So what happened to their abductors during the rescue mission? These people don go pay ransom joor

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Medical Laboratory Scientist (female) Need A Job In Lagos by Azazyel: 12:45am On Aug 24
malik28:

How do I go about the process please? Do you have their link or website where I can drop my cv??


Go to union diagnostics in tejuosho and drop your CV if you are in surulere. They have a website too. Google it. You can also check clina lancet. There's a group on telegram where lots of medical jobs are posted daily. Dr aloy group. Try joining

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