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If u are a man and u wan2 live a long life pls dnt go near ur woman’s phone unless u hav shock-absorbers like me. I just got home now and met my neighbour(Emeka )crying like a baby,then we got talking. Me: Mekus wetin happen now…who die nau ![]() Emeka: Bros na Amaka o Me: chizoooooosu!!! amaka don die ![]() Emeka: my brother had it bn she even die sef I no go cry…dis girl has finished me ooo Me: oya pls calm down and tel me wat happened Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat av bn paying her school fees up2 her final year now use idiot 2 save my name in her phone…. Me: mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiot dey pain u ![]() Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey pain me,d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 18 Me: hmmm my broda manage d idiot nau,afterall my own girl dat I wan 2 marry use Evangelist David 2 save my name in her phone… Emeka: (laughing now) na waoo atleast dat one is even beta… Me: shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 other evangelists(Ibe ,Timothy and Jacob),then 2 pastors(Mike and Anthony),and den 4 Apostles(Chidi, Samuel,Mike,Gr e g),den 2 Rev(Chika and Ifeanyi)and then one bishop Francis…. Emeka: hahahahahahaha may be dat bishop is d general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!! More at http://omotosh./jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-387 |
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Goodnews!!! If u are looking for company to do ur IT,kindly post ur details at http://omotosh./intership-placements/ And u will be contacted as soon as possible. |
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Yenagoa — Former militants in the Niger Delta, who were not registered in the extended Federal Government amnesty programme, yesterday, gave a seven-day ultimatum to be absorbed in the programme, warning that they would no longer guarantee the security of oil installations if the government failed to register them. Read more at http://omotosh./newsstoriesevent-etc/comment-page-2/#comment-303 |
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By Our Reporters, with agency reports LAGOS — A video of the seven slain foreign hostages was released, yesterday, by Islamist group, Ansaru, forcing the international community to mount pressure on Nigeria to accept the classification of Boko Haram as a Foreign Terrorist Organisation, FTO. Read more at http://omotosh./newsstoriesevent-etc/comment-page-2/#comment-301 |
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BEOKUTA—Tragedy struck, on Sunday, when a police officer, Sunday Joseph and his 17-year-old adopted son, Moses were electrocuted at a construction site in front of the governor’s house at Oke-Igbein, Abeokuta, the state capital. Read more at http://omotosh./newsstoriesevent-etc/comment-page-2/#comment-300 |
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EKET—No fewer than 20 militants known as “Lacto Marine” in Ibeno Local Government Area of Akwa Ibom have surrendered arms to Federal Government’s Inter-Agency Task Force on Militancy. The leader of the task force, Air Vice Marshal Jim Gbum, announced this in Eket. Gbum said the committee receive Read more http://omotosh./newsstoriesevent-etc/comment-page-1/#comment-272 |
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If u are looking for company to do ur 3,6 months IT,click to post ur details and we will get back to u http://omotosh./intership-placements/comment-page-1/#comment-240 |
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More jobs posted. Providing opportunities,we believe with God its possible. |
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More jobs being posted click http://omotosh./jobs/comment-page-2/#comment-214 |
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More jobs check again |
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New jobs posted today click to check http://omotosh./jobs/comment-page-2/#comment-209 |
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For todays job update http://omotosh./jobs/ |
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Todays pick is ready. Yesterday pick was success Check todays pick http://omotosh./2013/03/07/daily-soccer-picks-3/ |
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Check today's pick and be glad u did. Goodluck |
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BENIN CITY– OVER 2,000 commercial motor cycle riders in Benin City, yesterday stormed the Edo State Government House and State Assembly complex, protesting what they described as exorbitant levies and extortion from the Road Transport Employees Association of Nigeria, RTEAN.Read more http://omotosh./newsstoriesevent-etc/comment-page-1/#comment-145 |
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Codedrock: 3 : 0 don sure... I swear for now,chelsea and man u no be mate.without Webb we go beat chelsea like small pikin 1 Like |
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Today's prediction all won babatunex on March 6, 2013 at 11:32 am March 6,2013 European Cups – Champions League. March 6 20:45Juventus. Vs. Celtic Medium stake on home win 20:45Paris S.G. Vs. Valencia Both teams to score Internationals – Friendly 20:00Morocco. Vs. Mali Under 2.5 goals International – Club Friendlies 18:00Gefle. Vs. Sirius Under 2.5 goals 18:30B 1908. Vs. Hvidovre IF Under 2.5 goals England – League One 19:45Notts County. Vs. Leyton Orient Both teams to score England – League Two Bristol R. Vs. Exeter C. Over 2.5 goals England – Conference National Macclesfield T. Vs. Lincoln C. Both teams not to score 19:45Woking. Vs. Mansfield T. Small stake on away win Goodluck From. http://omotosh./daily-soccer-picks/ |
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More jobs posted today http://omotosh./jobs/ |
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More jobs have been posted click to check ur dream job http://omotosh./jobs/ |
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ABAKALIKI-A nine year old boy, Master Chinedu Nwangwu of Echara community in Ezza South Local government area of Ebonyi state was weekend electrocuted when he tried to pluck fruits from a Cashew tree in the area. Read more at http://omotosh./newsstoriesevent-etc/comment-page-1/#comment-127 |
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Students need 95% class attendance to write WAEC, NECO March 6, 2013 | 3:00 pm News Abakaliki - The Ebonyi Government says secondary school students in the state must have 95 per cent class attendance to qualify to write the West African Examinations Council (WAEC) and the National Examinations Council (NECO) examinations. Read more at http://omotosh./education-2/comment-page-1/#comment-117 |
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Naija I hail,Dem don compromise everything to their own favour |
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Ex-’Bakassi’ member arrested for alleged robbery BY IFEANYI OKOLIE & DONALD ARJI LAGOS — The Ilemba Police Division, yesterday, said it has arrested a suspected armed robber said to have been terrorizing the residents of Sabo Oniba community of Ojo local Government Area . The suspect, identified as Christain Umini, 22, said to be a dismissed member of the proscribed vigilante group in the community, “Bakassi”, reportedly used a gun-like object to dispose his victims of their property. He also allegedly confessed that he was responsible for the vandalisation of a car owned by a community head and other residents of the community, claiming that he ventured into robbery because of his dismissal from the community vigilante. Read more http://omotosh./newsstoriesevent-etc/comment-page-1/#comment-111 |
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Nigeria: Report Indicts Police Over Mystery Corpses 5 March 2013 , By Nnenna Ibeh, Source: Premium Times Dozens of bodies found floating in Ezu River, at the border between Anambra and Enugu states, were men seized and extra-judicially executed by a deadly police special anti-robbery squad, a civil society network has said in a repor. The International Society for Civil Liberties and the Rule of Law said its findings showed the bodies were those of illegally arrested members of the public, robbery and kidnapping suspects, and members of the Movement for the Actualization of the Sovereign State of Biafra, MASSOB. Read more http://omotosh./newsstoriesevent-etc/ |
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