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Phones / Re: The power of Lumia 520 Lens by bacteria24(m): 10:28pm On Oct 22, 2015
OP, nice captures. Thanks for sharing. How is the battery life of the device?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Is When A Phd Holder In Making EBA Prepares A Meal [picture] by bacteria24(m): 9:11am On Jun 05, 2015
Dear OP, pleaese can you provide the recipe of the vegetable soup with that eba dish. I no get wife. Kind regards.
Sports / Re: Sepp Blatter Resigns As FIFA President by bacteria24(m): 5:57pm On Jun 02, 2015
I think that's good for the intergrity of the sport. Well done Sepp, you have balls.

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Romance / Re: 15 Signs That It’s Time To End Your Relationship by bacteria24(m): 12:01am On Jun 01, 2015
It gets very hard to breakup when you both have kids together as they'll suffer.
Family / Re: Ex-wife Sued For Lies After Claiming For 17 Years He Was Her Son's Father. by bacteria24(m): 10:56pm On Apr 26, 2015
For me I find it absolutely shocking whenever I learnt of stories like this. I dont think there's no amount of money that would heal whatever this man has suffered. He would have invested time, money and energy into caring for the now teeanger. Anyone who lives in UK would understand how hard it is to bring up child in that country. Imagine if the man were to be a nigerian and learn the child he helped raised is not his after almost two decades would hurt like mad.
Family / Ex-wife Sued For Lies After Claiming For 17 Years He Was Her Son's Father. by bacteria24(m): 6:56pm On Apr 26, 2015
A TV producer is suing his ex-wife for more than £300,000 (NGN 90,000,000) as he claims she tricked him into thinking her son was also his for 17 years.

Chris Lewis, who worked for the BBC for more than 30 years, has accused Nicola, 48, of duping him about the paternity of her son Charlie over the course of the teenager's entire childhood.

Mr Lewis, whose company Chris Lewis Media worked on the London Olympics, only learnt the truth after taking a DNA test and now believes Charlie, 19, was fathered by a secret lover of his wife.

He believes his ex-wife's affair took place just months after the couple got married.

And he claims that Nicola accepted maintenance payments towards his upbringing after they broke up.

The legal papers he has submitted say she 'induced' him into thinking Charlie was his child after she fell pregnant in 1995 - later naming him on the birth certificate.

The couple separated three years later and he was listed as the father in the divorce and financial remedy proceedings.
In 2013, when the child turned 17, they both took DNA tests and were devastated by the results.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3055948/Television-producer-suing-ex-wife-350-000-claiming-lied-17-years-claiming-father-son.html
Family / Re: If You Use These Back Then And You Are Still Single, What's Happening? by bacteria24(m): 10:43am On Apr 10, 2015
I remember this!!

Celebrities / Re: Actress, Adaora Ukoh Bares Cleavage As She Sends Out New Year Message by bacteria24(m): 12:12am On Jan 02, 2015
There's just too many jealous people in this house. What can I say? The lady is beautiful.
Nairaland / General / Re: One Of Nigeria's Hairiest Women, Queen Okafor, Tells Her Story by bacteria24(m): 2:39pm On Dec 19, 2014
Gawd!!! She's beautiful. I love hairy women but not as hairy as this tho. undecided
Romance / His Girlfriend Has Slept With 13 Men by bacteria24(m): 11:24pm On Dec 01, 2014
Please advice him. Here's is his story:

"The saying that don't ask except you really want to know is true because I regreted asking my woman (now ex) how many lovers she has had. In a honest heart to heart the other day I asked her how many boyfriends she's had and she said four serious relationships. I assumed that was the number of men she has been with but she confessed she has slept with men she wasn't in relationships with. When I asked her how many men she has slept with she said 13. If she were 40, I'd be surprised but I will understand but she's just 26. I haven't touched her since this revelation because I am so disappointed but she keeps telling me her friends have been with more men and hers isn't that bad. Well, I don't want a woman whose vajayjay has serviced that many koks. Mine makes it 14."


http://www./2014/11/i-hate-that-my-girlfriend-has-slept.html


IMO, I wished the guy had stated how many girls he has had then it would have been easier to make a just comment.

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Romance / Re: Which Of The Following Is A Better Man? by bacteria24(m): 6:39pm On Jan 06, 2014
Alikaxon: ...what is the web address to that forum?

It's a Zambian themed forum located here : https://www./392378173668/.
The grammar of some posters might give you a serious headache but there's so much going on there and you'll get a good laugh atimes
Romance / Re: Which Of The Following Is A Better Man? by bacteria24(m): 6:15pm On Jan 06, 2014
simply_me: the one who gives you bacteria 24 7

Lol. Don't even go there my sista, run and run from anyone with a risk of ma namesake.
Romance / Which Of The Following Is A Better Man? by bacteria24(m): 4:55pm On Jan 06, 2014
I came across this on Rl&HI forum and thot I'll share it with my fellow nairalanders. For the ladies in the house, which one is a better man? What do you guys think?

1. The man who makes you laugh
2. The one who makes you reach o.r.g.a.s.m
3. The one who pays your bills
Travel / Re: How Many States In Nigeria Have You Been To? by bacteria24(m): 5:56pm On Jan 03, 2014
Kaduna
Lagos
Kano
Sokoto
Plateau
Oyo
Osun
Katsina and
Peckham

grin grin
Sports / Re: Michael Schumacher Battles For His Life After Skiing Accident by bacteria24(m): 5:06pm On Dec 30, 2013
I really fear the worst for this guy, although I'm not a fan of his but I'll be devastated if the worst happens to him. Going by the live update on his condition this morning and also being very familiar in the field of his injuries I can say we should expect the worst. I personally hate this skiing thing in the first place ever since I slipped on banana peels. Don't laugh but there's no difference between the two. I wouldn't even get on a snow sledge and I have declined my mates many times when subject of a skiing trip comes up. I've been following formula 1 for a long time and know what he's done in the sport, his current status is like a dream that won't go away. Let's hope for the best.

Romance / Re: I Am About To Tell My Fiancee My Secrets Please Advice by bacteria24(m): 10:15pm On Dec 10, 2013
Who cares whether you tell her or not, it's guys like you who spins lies for ladies that otherwise would have gone for another guy who is honest and well deserving.
Sports / Re: FIFA 2014 World Cup Draw In Brazil by bacteria24(m): 6:29pm On Dec 06, 2013
django1:


It was seriously distracting, I couldn't even focus on her face. angry

You should see it in High Definition, it looks very unpleasing.
Religion / Re: Is It Good For Christian Couples To Have Oral Or Anal Sex? by bacteria24(m): 6:04pm On Dec 04, 2013
shizzle11: What exactly do they enjoy in an.al sex?

Go try am and see....!

On another note, when a couple get married aren't they regarded as one? If both are happy and comfortable in doing whatever then why not, it's their world.
Health / Re: Abimbola Fashola - How I Survived Cancer by bacteria24(m): 6:40pm On Nov 27, 2013
I have a feeling they don't know how to disable the word censor script. A corrupt file maybe. Stuff happens. That word bosom makes me cringe, b.r.east is b.r.east wherever I go.

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Sports / Re: Pictures From The Nigeria Vs Ethiopia Match by bacteria24(m): 8:41pm On Nov 16, 2013
I don't know what's all the fuss about this qualification. It was an abysmal performance by the eagles and the Ethopians alike. Other teams that will make it to Brazil would love to have Nigeria in their group as it would mean guaranteed victory for them. Senegal v Cote D'Ivoire is on at the moment and you can appreciate the quality of the game on display unlike the NGA v ETH borefest.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia- WCQ (2 - 0) On 16th November 2013 by bacteria24(m): 5:50pm On Nov 16, 2013
We've lost live pictures from calabar on BT sport.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia- WCQ (2 - 0) On 16th November 2013 by bacteria24(m): 5:40pm On Nov 16, 2013
Straight down the keepers throat!! Lol
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia- WCQ (2 - 0) On 16th November 2013 by bacteria24(m): 5:40pm On Nov 16, 2013
Lucky
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia- WCQ (2 - 0) On 16th November 2013 by bacteria24(m): 5:36pm On Nov 16, 2013
Lol! Some of the spectators are leaving. It is that bad.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia- WCQ (2 - 0) On 16th November 2013 by bacteria24(m): 5:34pm On Nov 16, 2013
Even the ethopians are hopeless. Very hopeless.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia- WCQ (2 - 0) On 16th November 2013 by bacteria24(m): 5:09pm On Nov 16, 2013
This is so painful to watch. We can't string any coherent passes together.
Nairaland / General / Brazilian Bike Thief by bacteria24(m): 11:53am On Oct 29, 2013
Justice served. How I wish our armed robbers in Naija gets similar .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMtfsBZtU0M

Here is the rough translation
-Stop, Stop!, give me the keys
-ok, ok
-give me the keys
-it's here, it's here
-Bleep, hurry, give me!
-here, you can take it, you can take it.
-you can take it, I don't have an firearm man, I don't have an firearm, i'm not the police
-let's go
-you can take it.

shots fired

-Thanks police, thanks a lot
-you can steal now in hell, fucker. You will steal in hell, you will not take my motorcycle. Thanks go you will not take my motorcycle
-I'm from the guarda? [can be brigade] are you from the apoio? [don't know what he means]
-you will steal in hell now

- your ass here?
-no, no, Bleep yourself ?
-outch outch, I'm going to die
-yeah, you will die all right, and you will not die soon enough
-he tried to rob my motorcycle here, the captain? son of a bitch, fucker
-you are going to drink in hell fucker, you are going to drink in hell.
-take it easy
-Did they steal you?
-Bleep! I was just riding with this two wheels and this fucker tried to steal me.
-Bleep, thanks god it's filming man, look here, it's filming, they tried to rob me. Now the robber is bleeped,
Hello, can you call the ambulance?

the robber just moans

-outch, outch
-Yeah, we are in the the beginning of the ...? , the fucker tried to rob me....., Do not tell father, here at big bridge(name of the neighborhood?) at the crossroads of the ...?
-you have to live so you can be beaten up fucker
- you fucker
-Bleep I'm dying
-yeah you are dying alright fucker, you have to Bleep yourself, you just want to steal! work you don't want to do right? You know how much I'm working to pay for this motorcycle? you know how much? you don't know right? you think its easy?
-You are lucky that they haven't got your friend, but don't worry that your friend will have the same fate as you
-Your friend will disappear as well

-The guy was without helmet, I just saw him at the rear-vision mirror, The I knew that there was malintent
-[guy in blue talking on the phone ]
-now is god right? now is god right? you created panic on others and now is god right?
-you created panic on others and not is god right?
-Bleep god, you are going to be bleeped in hell! you want to steal? you like to steal? you like to steal and not work?
-the guy wanted to rob my motorcycle, and now its like that, and the other run away, look how partnership goes! look how your parner run away fucker!

-you were going to profit big right? you were going to profit big right? here, you are going to profit in hell fucker!
-you are going to profit in hell now, you fucker
-Yeah, the fucker tried to rob me and now is bleeped, the police shot him good. he tried to rob my hornet.

Audio Transcript by Mikhal from Liveleak.com
Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by bacteria24(m): 3:57pm On Oct 13, 2013
At the end of the day, the only team that rattles the net was Nigeria. That's what gives you that orgasmic feeling when your team scores a goal. Well done Eagles. smiley smiley

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Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by bacteria24(m): 3:16pm On Oct 13, 2013
Justice......!!!!!

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Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by bacteria24(m): 3:13pm On Oct 13, 2013
Regardless of what's going to happen, the Ethopians have been robbed and so are we in this crucial gane. No goal line technology needed for that one. Our players can't string more than a few passes together and seem disorganise running constantly into there opponents. You'll think they outnumbered us, lets keep on watching.
Sports / Ethopia V Nigeria: It Will Be Live On BT Sport 2, Also In HD by bacteria24(m): 7:06pm On Oct 12, 2013
Hello folks

The game will be live from 2pm tomorrow on BT Sport 2 HD, don't miss it. Tunisia V cameroun is also on thereafter on Bt sport 1. Cheers. smiley
Romance / Re: Lies You Told Your Parents In The Name Of Love(teens Love) by bacteria24(m): 6:44pm On Sep 06, 2013
j.j paragon:
i used to go to choir practise...

That happens to be the excuse my young teenage cousin has been giving as it now turned out. She's now expecting a child for one of her choir members.

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