Oyeleye101:
Please who can help make 250 euro school payment?

Costs an extra €10

teewest100:


Yeah I do, pls can you help with the agent contract? Or your number pls let chat

Yes I got your initial message. I had to ask the person first before sharing the contact, since that's the proper thing to do. I emailed you so you could respond there.

teewest100:


Hello pls can you help with this your connections

Oh. Okay, I see you emailed.

Zagee:

You mean half a million devalued naira just to get an appointment date?

From what I observed, people are in line paying.

Zagee:


Wow. At what cost?

250. Though said it's 500 but my mother knows the guy directly so I got a healthy discount 🤣

Zagee:
Anybody applied for AP dates within the last 3 months??

Applied? Yes.
Getting the app date? No. Was really frustrating, so had to use and pay one connect to get date. Chai indeed money moves mountains smh...

Bulaba upon Balabluu...
Nothing changes.

Mic check 1 2 3

Babe. Just keep jumping far and farther away from this country that's likely not to appreciate you sef...

Just a mistake. Nothing here. We move!

At this rate, I'm convinced there have to be Nigerians in Antarctica as well.
Haba mana even Sudan sef aff turn to japaa again

Yeaa babyyy!
Nigeria to the world Africa!
I'm not a fan, but I respect this guy Davido.
Fly that flag. You are one of the very few sources of pride Nigerians can still brag about.
Every other thing seems hopeless...

Even my gateman mama fit do dat job
All of them: past, present and future... Makes no difference for the common man on the streets.

There's no doubt he just saved himself from guaranteed lynching of instant street justice.
Well, at least he can now live to die another day.

Hedonini:
If the money was transferred to a more knowledgeable crook, then over is over. He for don change the money buy plenty dollars and bitcoin, then transfer some back to his mum (Hakimi option) through the aboki or other third party, thus leaving no direct trail between his account and the recipient, then used the bulk of his loot to japa through night bus to Ghana or Cotonou and from there onwards onwards to a new life. He would have weeks to perfect this.

You're a real GEE in whom your countrymen are well pleased

OneTemplate:


And your mind worked all this out because you're a god-fearing, upright and honest man ba? I fear anyone that does not fear Nigerians.

aahhhaahahahahajajjajaaa dey play

olamakinde:
you can Japa to Sudan if you want

oya go and finish your homework
and greet yo momma and daddy for me

Vintage100:
The amount is ridiculous. They will bribe but can't offer $1m each, how much will he realise to spend that much?

Can't blame anyone who these figures seem ridiculous to.
But when you're close to happenings around the corridor of power, you'll constantly hear numbers that can make you numb to what sounds ridiculous to the average person. Individual multinational companies are known to be willing to offer hundreds of millions of dollars to create favourable legislation that will in turn help them recoup their bribes and outrageous profits. Just one piece of legislation can create opportunities to realise billions in profit, so our legislators hold keys that open doors, and the cost of each key can make 1 million dollars per senator sound like only expression of interest. Money full dis country trowey!

Fearyourcreator:

Tear your passport and leave for another place

cmon go and do your homework!
greet ur mommy and daddy for me

These days the worst of the worst countries aren't so much worse-off than Nigeria.