Culture / Re: Deji Of Akure Dies At 63 by Bamsdayo(m): 1:06pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
think it's 77 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Bamsdayo(m): 1:04pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
hilarious |
Jokes Etc / Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Bamsdayo(m): 1:02pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
js_pac: ASUU: A Union. 2) ASUUOLOGY: The study of ASUU. 3) ASUUCRAT: A member of ASUU. 4) ASUUCRACY: Government of ASUU plus Federal Government minus the students. 5) ASUUFEVA: Effects of ASUU on students. 6) ASUUNISTIC: The act of behaving in ASUU way. 7) ASUUDITE: A person who doesn’t believe in ASUU. ASUUING: demanding and negotiating in ASUU's manner. 9) ASUUNDER: Consequences of ASUU strike. 10) ASUUSTRIKER: A person who demostrates for ASUU. 11) ASUULATOR: The war between ASUU and the senators. 12) ASUUMANIAC: Someone who loves ASUU. 13) ASUUPHOBIA: The fear of ASUU. 14) ASUUCIDE: Act of killing an Asucrat by accident. 15) ASUUTIAN: A victim of ASUU's activities. 16) ASUUFÈCTO: a baby born by a student during ASUU. 17) ASUUGENERIAN: A student who spends 7 years in sch instead of 4 years due to ASUU strike. 18) ASUUIST: A lecturer or a group of lecturer who does not support ASUU but hopes to benefit from the union. 19) ASUUMONGER: Someone who keep spreading rumours about the activities of ASUU. 20) ASUUNOMICS: A student who develops business ideas during ASUU strike.
#Shared nice one |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Dates And Hook_ups. Drop Ur Number And Pic(if Any). by Bamsdayo(m): 11:07am On Nov 15, 2013 |
Virgohills: [color=Black][/color][b][/b] If u nèed to hook up with smone,this is the right place to do it. I am Hillary by name reside in Lagos. Tel:08034907322. Drop yours in this thread you never knw. 08102521809…08031812253 |
Sports / Re: Ethiopia's Coach Confident As They Arrive In Calabar by Bamsdayo(m): 11:03am On Nov 15, 2013 |
him one do like moyes nii…fumble and lost 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Ethiopia's Coach Confident As They Arrive In Calabar by Bamsdayo(m): 11:02am On Nov 15, 2013 |
holarmzie: Them go take...... sure like 2-0 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Massive Traffic Jam At Ejigbo-ikotun Axis by Bamsdayo(m): 11:00am On Nov 15, 2013 |
that os nigeria for you |
Car Talk / Re: Massive Traffic Jam At Ejigbo-ikotun Axis by Bamsdayo(m): 11:00am On Nov 15, 2013 |
Godswill_u: The traffic is terrible, but let us hope they finish the road on time. na that area you dey? |
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Restricts Danfo Drivers To 8-Hrs Of Work by Bamsdayo(m): 8:32am On Nov 12, 2013 |
SLIDE waxie: i knw some comments like urs will be worth quoting, hence..the reserved space!
Is there something u are missing? Like a common sense? Anywhere 'lagos' is mentioned, ur common sense eludes u and the only things coming outta ur mouths are nonsense without logic.
The trick her is, 'no driver', not 'no bus' (will be allowed to drive at 8hrs a stretch)! Which means a bus can have two or more drivers fuckin her! Some already do that.
Except a driver on enhancement drugs, which its avoidance is the main reason behind this law, no sane man can drive those cars on an 8 hrs stretch! Especially wen they are not even automatics!
These drivers are on drugs, and u knw it!
What will u say abt their health risks, domestic abuse they dished out due to drugs, accidents, etc. Is insuring the passengers and the cars also a bad move?
Like someone will say, 'a wretched man thinks all laws are against him, the rich makes them work for him'...the difference btw the rich and the wretched is common sense..only a wise man, with God's help can make wealth!
KINGwax™ you guyz sucks |
Music/Radio / Re: Wande Coal Officially Dropped From Mavin Records by Bamsdayo(m): 6:25pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
sкчscrαρεr™: *singing in d'banj voice*
VERSE 1 i' am on top of the world in front of the crowd eh oo x2 smoke in the air look at me now eh oo x2
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VERSE 2 looking back now there's no regret looking forward that's all that's left wouldn't change anything even if i could i'm stronger now...
WITH DON JAZZY'S RIDICULOUS VOICE LET'S SEE IF HE'LL REMAIN THE RICHEST ARTISTE IN NIGERIA IN 2YEARS TIME. lols guy you funny |
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of PSquare And Their Brothers Back In The Days! by Bamsdayo(m): 6:50pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
[color=#990000][/color] Lionbite: Why they come resemble all those ibeji oran guys wey dey osogbo ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Lionbite: Why they come resemble all those ibeji oran guys wey dey osogbo just like charcoal dem black. |
Celebrities / Re: Jnr Pope Odonwodo Proposes To Jennifer Awelle [pictures] by Bamsdayo(m): 9:35pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
ajasa4link: Never heard of him before. which of the popes is his father? who hate here abeg think well |
Business / Re: Pension Fund Hits N3.5trn, 5.6m Workers Registered by Bamsdayo(m): 10:48am On Sep 23, 2013 |
HNosegbe: Does it include the N32billion police pension amount stolen? ask federal goverment |
Business / Re: Pension Fund Hits N3.5trn, 5.6m Workers Registered by Bamsdayo(m): 10:34am On Sep 23, 2013 |
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Politics / Re: FG To Assist Kenya In Fighting Terrorism by Bamsdayo(m): 10:25am On Sep 23, 2013 |
payless: LOL!!
Jonathan can't be serious. How is the fight against terrorists in Nigeria coming along? Incompetent president of a failed country. kenya no assist us about ASUU oo why Bayelsa people no get sense like this? |
Business / Re: Pension Fund Hits N3.5trn, 5.6m Workers Registered by Bamsdayo(m): 10:21am On Sep 23, 2013 |
Dygeasy: You No Get Sense! your papa no get sense |
Business / Re: Pension Fund Hits N3.5trn, 5.6m Workers Registered by Bamsdayo(m): 10:19am On Sep 23, 2013 |
YoungGame: dude, u were 4th to comment ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) i be the first to comment noow |
Business / Re: Pension Fund Hits N3.5trn, 5.6m Workers Registered by Bamsdayo(m): 10:11am On Sep 23, 2013 |
olillywales:
National Pension Commission, PenCom, weekend, said the Contributory Pension Scheme, CPS, had generated over N3.5 trillion with no fewer than 5.61 million workers now in the scheme.
Acting Director-General of PenCom, Mrs. Chinelo Anohu-Amazu, announced this at the commissioning of the South-West zonal office of the commission in Lagos.
Governors Babatunde Fashola of Lagos State; Ibikunle Amosun of Ogun and Kayode Fayemi of Ekiti stat; Senate President, Mr. David Mark, represented by the Chairman, Senate committee on Establishment and Pension, Senator Aloysius Etok, Senator Gbenga Ashafa and Babafemi Ojudu, Vice Chairman of the House Committee on Establishment and Pension, Mr. Samson Okwu and other dignitaries.
According to her, the commission had “over N3.50 trillion invested in various financial instruments in the country. As at June 2013, the value of pension funds’ investment in state government bonds was N169.73 billion.
“Most of the states have utilised the proceeds from the fund towards the provision of vital infrastructure for the well being of its citizens.
“Since inception, 5.61 million workers have been registered into the new scheme.
“States in the country, especially the South-West zone, that are yet to complete the necessary process of full implementation of CPS, should renew their commitment and fast track action on all outstanding issues to avail their employees of all the benefits attached to the new scheme.”
Governor Fashola, others react Governor Fashola urged the National Assembly to deal expeditiously with the Pension Reforms Act 2004, which had been returned to Parliament for re-examination, saying “we continuously have to reflect and rethink and that is why the bill is back in Parliament.”
Similarly, Governor Amosun noted that the responsibility of every government was to encourage its workers to realise the dignity in labour adding “his administration has demonstrated in many ways that the government is concerned about the welfare of its workforce.”
On his part, Governor Fayemi said his government was willing to adhere to the enabling rules and regulations set out by the Pension Reform Act 2004.
Ondo State Head of Service, Mr. Toyin Akikuotu, applauded the commission for decentralising the administration of pension in the country.
http://metronaija.com/pension-fund-hits-n3-5trn-5-6m-workers-registered/
how this take affect garri price? |
Education / Re: Would You Drop Your Nigerian Education To Study Abroad? by Bamsdayo(m): 10:17pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
pDude: Yes.
As I have come to see, Nigerian degree is like toilet paper even inside Nigeria sef. HND in Nigeria is a car wash entrance in US 3 Likes |
Education / Re: Would You Drop Your Nigerian Education To Study Abroad? by Bamsdayo(m): 10:14pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
4mula22: Naaahhhhh!!!
I bet most pple that are saying they'll leave really don't know what they r talking about. I had the opportunity when I was in my year 3 in uniport but I didn't go since I already had good grades I have friends who studied in the UK, came out with good results, but are back to 9ja hustling with me.
they are doing him from home |
Education / Re: Would You Drop Your Nigerian Education To Study Abroad? by Bamsdayo(m): 10:12pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Carlo Ancelotti Appointed As Real Madrid Manager by Bamsdayo(m): 12:16pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
Welcome home,pls sign Isco,Bale,Cavini,DOWnCHEALSEA AND BARCA. |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Uruguay - Confederations Cup: (1 - 2) On 20th June 2013 by Bamsdayo(m): 9:40am On Jun 18, 2013 |
I pray they dont kill us |
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 1. by Bamsdayo(m): 6:19pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
I vote codedrock |
Education / Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by Bamsdayo(m): 7:22am On May 18, 2013 |
wem88: Oye is d most useless federal institution i ave once aquint myself with nd mayb it was due to d fact dat they jst startd 1.they re nt organizd @ all in their post utme 2.there is favouritism from the uni staffs to the lecturer's children or wards. Never in my life will i fall a victim of oye again,a school dat wil tell jambite to come either u choose them or not.Gosh.... Veri useless institutn.dats my own perspective Oooooo take thinz easy bro...the school jst started and eventhough the one ya talk that there pume nt well organize which one of FUOYE PUME and this year JAMB secure mostly??. |
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by Bamsdayo(m): 7:12am On May 18, 2013 |
Tamaxme: heya....sori bro....thanks for ya resonable respond...i will start the transcript process by God grace next week....i pray that God almighty will c us tru and make us get admitted...see u there soon bro...neva wori...This year is our year....God is at work. but major tin dere is dat...how will someone s knw mayb the transcript don reach there self And se dey no go talk say e too early ju...bcus I had that my sch I finished frm do send it sharp sharp witin one week. pls can someone explain me better meaning of direct entry.....cos i jst true from secondary school and getting my Neco resuit at hand so i dnt knw weather i can apply for this form FUNAAB...advice folks pls on 2go Bamsy1 |
Business / Re: Seun Osewa Recognized By Forbes Africa by Bamsdayo(m): 2:50pm On Feb 24, 2013 |
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Celebrities / Re: Lest We Immortalize Nuisance …the “goldie” Situation. by Bamsdayo(m): 2:40pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
Chanchit: @Op thats the way the game is now being played. The world is now crazy, n I think its just better to just go crazy with it. As for me I'M CRAZY..! ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) are you sure?. |
Education / Re: Represent Your Primary, Secondary And College by Bamsdayo(m): 2:28pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
Okiki_Oluwa: no. Dats my pry, sec & univ. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Okiki_Oluwa: no. Dats my pry, sec & univ. farmer skul |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AC Milan Vs Barcelona - UCL (2 - 0) On 20th February 2013 by Bamsdayo(m): 10:06pm On Feb 20, 2013 |
mukina2: goooooooooooooaaal!!!!! yu hate barca?. |
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Health / Re: Baby Gets Pencil Stuck In Her Brain! by Bamsdayo(m): 4:02pm On Feb 04, 2013 |
samguy008:
she surpose go jail why jail again??. |