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Health / Re: I Am In Love With A Sickler And I Want To Marry Her by baroong: 10:59am On May 13, 2011 |
topcat: @ Topcat, you are not alone. |
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor Ashley Nwosu Is Dead. by baroong: 3:28pm On Apr 21, 2011 |
My his gentle soul rest in peace. |
Family / Re: Would U Quit Your Marriage Or Continue If: by baroong: 11:23am On Apr 20, 2011 |
Odunnu: A lot people visit Nairaland without leaving a comment. |
Romance / Re: What Makes You Happy In A Relationship? by baroong: 12:13pm On Apr 06, 2011 |
baby.me: You have said it all. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do You Visit Nairaland? by baroong: 12:39pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
To have a good laugh whenever i'm bored. |
Romance / Re: Guys Who Still Carry Bags, Open Doors For Der Girls: Are Fools?true Or False? by baroong: 3:54pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
what does he drive, a BRT bus |
Celebrities / Re: Who Else Wishes To Be Dakore Egbuson Right Now? by baroong: 9:59am On Jan 21, 2011 |
? To be honest, with the little I have, I luv being me. I don't want to be anybody else. Do I know what God has in store for her or me? NO! So why would I want to be her Thanx. u have said it all. |
Romance / Re: She Spend The Weekends In My House Can I Mary Her by baroong: 1:50pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
Don't only Mary her, you can Joseph her as well |
Romance / Re: Pregnancy Wedding Good Or Bad? by baroong: 10:59am On Jan 13, 2011 |
let her use sombody else urine for the test, but aborting the baby or using sombody else urine is leaving a lie. The choice is hers. |
Family / Re: Introducing Your Fiance/fiancee As An Orphan Or Without A Family To Your Family. by baroong: 5:17pm On Jan 10, 2011 |
What then? Does s/he introduce the 'orphanage mom' or carer as family? Yes i think he/she should because they are family as well. or better still Ifyalways comment. I believe in standard and well functioning orphanages,once the kids are 18,they get assigned to foster parents/families who wud stand-in for them in such cases. |
Romance / Re: The Perfect Man by baroong: 4:34pm On Jan 10, 2011 |
There is no perfect man or woman. All the same do to others what you want them to do unto you. Be nice, caring, gentle, share, give, be responsible etc, then always put it in prayer. God gives people their good heart desires. |
Family / Re: Introducing Your Fiance/fiancee As An Orphan Or Without A Family To Your Family. by baroong: 11:37am On Jan 10, 2011 |
Unless he/she grew up in an Orphanage. |
Family / Re: What Do You Need From A Marriage? by baroong: 9:52am On Jan 07, 2011 |
A companion. |
Romance / Re: What Is Your Plan Towards Your Current B/f Or G/f. by baroong: 11:56am On Jan 05, 2011 |
I want till death do us part. |
Family / Re: Whats Your Trademark At Home? by baroong: 12:59pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
Always reading novels even when visiting the restroom, or eating. |
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Forgive Men Quickly? by baroong: 1:13pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
Because they will soon run out of money. What if the woman has her own money? |
Politics / Re: Fire Guts Dokpesi’s Ait, Raypower In Kano. by baroong: 12:15pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
Why does it always have to be Dokpesi? Evil that men do lives with them |
Politics / Re: Fire Guts Dokpesi’s Ait, Raypower In Kano. by baroong: 11:06am On Nov 03, 2010 |
Why does it always have to be Dokpesi? Evil that men do lives with them. |
Celebrities / Re: I Never Planned To Be Polygamous - Tuface Idibia by baroong: 3:27pm On Oct 27, 2010 |
Polygamy was never part of my plan. NA TODAY? |
Jokes Etc / Management Course by baroong: 10:01am On Oct 27, 2010 |
Management Course Lesson One: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson Two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. " They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Management Lesson: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. Lesson Three: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Management Lesson: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend, (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! This ends the three minute management course |
Romance / Re: Adding Ex-boyfriends On Facebook? by baroong: 9:33am On Oct 27, 2010 |
why people over expose and broadcast their lives on fb in the first place is what i dont get. me personally never puts any "in a relationship" bulls**t on my wall even though i might be in one. i always leave that box blank or on single. messing around on fb can be dangerous, all them club pictures drinking and getting drunk can make u seem irresponsible and hinder your career oppurtunities. (in the UK, employers DO regularly check the fb pages of potential emoployees to help their decision making) fb is good for reconecting with old friends and wishing peeps a "happy irthday" but thats as far as it should go! some people over mis-use it. True talk. |
Romance / Re: Being Single Can Be Frustrating by baroong: 3:14pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
[color=#006600]Are you looking in the right places? What kind of men are you looking for i.e what are your requirments? Have you considered a dating agency? At least that way you are narrowing down the type of man you are looking for [/color. |
Celebrities / Re: I Am Two Personalities In One---------------------omotola Jalade Ekehinde by baroong: 4:28pm On Apr 09, 2010 |
those pictures are old ones. she is bigger now. |
Celebrities / Re: I Am Two Personalities In One---------------------omotola Jalade Ekehinde by baroong: 4:25pm On Apr 09, 2010 |
Yeah yeah. We know that someone could have 2 personalities and it is called multiple personality disorder. No need to struggle with it any further. The first step to solve a problem is to admit you have one. Next step, go see a psychologist. He needs to know which one is the actress and which one is the singer so as to enable him suppress the singer. her music is terrible. she cant sing. |
Celebrities / Re: Mike Adenuga To Fly In Beyonce For Daughter's Wedding In April by baroong: 4:52pm On Apr 01, 2010 |
The louder the wedding the louder the crashing. |
Celebrities / Re: Mc Weird Confesses She Is A Lesbian by baroong: 5:08pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
i think she is too old for that kind of shit. |
Celebrities / Re: Actress Ebube Nwagbo Gets Hummer 'jeep' From American Lover by baroong: 5:04pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
maybe the guy is not fashion conscious. |
Celebrities / Re: Ultimate Celebrity Search: The Heat Is On by baroong: 4:44pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
i wonder what Bob-Manual is doing there. AIT shows it by 7PM and STV by 9 PM. |
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