s.ohiemi:

@tracey u sure he's not a CRETIN!u know u realli h8 short guys. . . . . . . Lol,so how iz lyf treatin u?@cretin no offense

Well we didnt say we'd date, LOL, but hey Life is treating me better than u and how is it treating u

So hows it going pips?

@poster,based on your insultive replies to some of these posts on your thread,it is vivid for everyone to know you have got a temper which makes you get easily irritated,please you must correct this or else your Mr right may see this problem in you and walk out of your life for good,it is just an advice,take care.

@ohiemi none taken.
Actually de full meaning of cretin is SHORT RETARDED PERSON.

Charles A.:

@poster,based on your insultive replies to some of these posts on your thread,it is vivid for everyone to know you have got a temper which makes you get easily irritated,please you must correct this or else your Mr right may see this problem in you and walk out of your life for good,it is just an advice,take care.

Who said I wanted Mr. Right here, What I was asking was an advice from this forum not Mr. Right and I recieved more than I expected and I could never be more greatful for that

@poster,what is it you really want,a boyfriend,a sugar boy,a husband or Mr right?. It was clear from the post you used to open this thread,that men do not reach your so called requirements and that you hate being alone and how you wish to have kids,and people are advicing you in relation to how you go about finding the so called perfect one and now I GAVE YOU MINE and you say you are not looking for Mr right,oh sorry I SEE YOU ARE FUSTRATED AND CONFUSED ALSO ABOUT WHAT EXACTLY YOU WANT FROM THIS THREAD,SO HERE IS MY ADVICE FOR YOU BUY A PLAYSTATION 3 AND PLAY SOME GAMES IT WI LL KEEP YOUR MIND BUSY AWAY FROM YOUR PRESENT STATE(FUSTRATED).AND DON'T FORGET TO KEEP F**KING YOURSELF,YOUR MIND IS SEPERATED FROM YOUR BRAIN.CHEERS.

Dearv lawd, 8 pages n counting!!!, \
tracey's thread is kicking up quite a storm,

am really gettng urious

looks like all the pips replyin to this post er single
they all have one or two sad stories to tell

^^^Roflmao!,

No matter how smart many nigerian claim, "maga(aboki) go always dey among dem"

By reading from the beginning of this page to page 5 hv already shown this poster(tracey) is just an attention seeker with lies and deceit in her counterfeit story who stays in South Africa still living in Abuja at the same time lol.

Your instinct should let you know even the most beautiful girl in the world cannot list all what she listed in search of quality man in her life, u should have ask her who the hell is her? Is she better than your junior sister.

Sorry for the good people here that wasted hell of their time to console this liar while she sit in front of her computer jeering at some fools.

Lastly, she's not nigerian but from South Africa who's probably 37yrs or more cos no 25yrs old nigerian girl can be so frustrated like this even if she truly need a man.

Tosinville:

^^^Roflmao!,

No matter how smart many nigerian claim, "maga(aboki) go always dey among dem"

By reading from the beginning of this page to page 5 hv already shown this poster(tracey) is just an attention seeker with lies and deceit in her counterfeit story who stays in South Africa still living in Abuja at the same time lol.

Your instinct should let you know even the most beautiful girl in the world cannot list all what she listed in search of quality man in her life, u should have ask her who the hell is her? Is she better than your junior sister.

Sorry for the good people here that wasted hell of their time to console this liar while she sit in front of her computer jeering at some fools.

Lastly, she's not nigerian but from South Africa who's probably 37yrs or more cos no 25yrs old nigerian girl can be so frustrated like this even if she truly need a man.

What I find interesting is people like you who speak with AUTHORITY on things they have no concrete knowledge of, how do you know for sure the poster is South African?

lol  yeah  yeah,   n  that  includes  u  too!!

Sa goddess,

I observe that true the way she type, besides i'm the first to tell her that is it unfortunate she's not from nigeria, we should hv advice her better then in her next reply she quickly change her location that she's currently living in abuja for more attention that got me hypnotized. Moreso there are few english in her sentence that nigerians rarely use dat makes me detect she's not nigerian.

I get you Tosin, I also get the feeling she is not Nigerian but the authority with which you made your comment made me think you have concete evidence she is South African hence my comment.

@jennykadry
You are one bad-a**(positive compliment) Naija lady, maybe we should call you Nairaland police woman. Everybody watch out cos Jenny is on duty! Hey Jenny! I am one detective agent too-o-o-o and the only reason you know that is me is because I gave out one or two facts that made you know who is talking. I even had in mind to delete my post when our Tracy reads it. Which is what I am gonna do right now. It's a pity I didn't do that before our Sergeant Jenny stormed the thread. You are one hell(positive compliment still) of a lady Jenny, how do you have all the time to manage the home, work and still socialize this fully in Nairaland? I always see you having fun all over the place and even kicking the a** of some Naijas that acts s-t-u-p-i-d and needs to be woken up with a jolt. Isn't it high time Seun realized that your police uniform needs more additional stuffs by the shoulder that is he hasn't done that. Now smile for me!

@Tracey girl
Infact you are lucky that Aunty Jenny did not kick your a** here cos if she did, you will be crying now. You are so sweet girl, sweet enough to admit to mistakes and listen to others. Now maybe we should make a checklist of some of those a** holes and see who among them needs a call or two to say "I'm sorry if I offended you" and smartly see if you can hit it off right this time around. Perhaps if we you do it right the two of you can make us some gorgeous babies and you will wave good bye to baby blues. You go girl!

SA Goddess:

What I find interesting is people like you who speak with AUTHORITY on things they have no concrete knowledge of, how do you know for sure the poster is South African?

It is pretty obvious that this girl is not a Nigerian whatever she may claim. I won't be surprised to find out that in fact she is white.

Sa goddess,

If she's not a nigerian neither South African then thats her own jar of problem, its people that wasted most of their time to type reasonable comments to console the liar that i sorry for.

Tracey 121 is no doubt 35-37 years of age, though not that old, but if she is truelly interested in getting maried she should come down a bit.

@Tracy Darling

I commiserate with you on your current predicament and I hope that someday, in the nearest future, your dreams and hopes shall come alive. I only need you to do me a favor: could you please explain the bolded text below? This was a response you gave on a thread, at this link https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-299765.0.html

Wow hang on buddy, according to my interpretation there 3 types of r/s
1. Serious
2. A fling
3. A Fling with sexual intimacy
And for the past 40 yrs I have been having flings and the good thing about them is that I can have those flings as much as I want and as many as I want without being attached or committed to anything whatsoever

Please don't held me captive with the above statements ok, Just go and figure out, No more questions from u coz I see your this close to squeezing the truth out of me

Typographical error maybe?

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omo_to_dun:

@Tracy Darling

I commiserate with you on your current predicament and I hope that someday, in the nearest future, your dreams and hopes shall come alive. I only need you to do me a favor: could you please explain the bolded text below? This was a response you gave on a thread, at this link https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-299765.0.html
Typographical error maybe?

I don't know how old she is and we don't have to believe anything she writes inasmuch as she seems to inhabit a make-believe world where she can live out her own dreams and fantasies.

Charles A.:

@poster,what is it you really want,a boyfriend,a sugar boy,a husband or Mr right?. It was clear from the post you used to open this thread,that men do not reach your so called requirements and that you hate being alone and how you wish to have kids,and people are advicing you in relation to how you go about finding the so called perfect one and now I GAVE YOU MINE and you say you are not looking for Mr right,oh sorry I SEE YOU ARE FUSTRATED AND CONFUSED ALSO ABOUT WHAT EXACTLY YOU WANT FROM THIS THREAD,SO HERE IS MY ADVICE FOR YOU BUY A PLAYSTATION 3 AND PLAY SOME GAMES IT WI LL KEEP YOUR MIND BUSY AWAY FROM YOUR PRESENT STATE(FUSTRATED).AND DON'T FORGET TO KEEP F**KING YOURSELF,YOUR MIND IS SEPERATED FROM YOUR BRAIN.CHEERS.

U obviously read between lines, I said I did not say I wanted Mr. Right here, let me elaborate, I did not say I wanted Mr. Right from Nairaland forum, I was just asking for the advice here(meaning in Nairaland forum), what I say/write here, on this forum, shouldnt concern my finding Mr. Right, but anyway why bother explaining, U obviously have your mind seperated from your brain

And I really understand why this is pissing you off guys really, is it possible that u wana be my Mr. Right

Oh God Im so tired of defending my age and location, tell you what, U may blv what u want, I dont care, U can call me lier or whatever U wana call me, its really unimportant to me right now and its no longer a big deal,

To those who sencerely answered my plea thank you guys, I really needed it blv me, and to the rest of u who thinks otherwise, I hope one day you grow up and understand that I really dont have tym to wake up and type that essay just to seek attention ok

And I refuse to defend my location, the truthfulness of the story or my location neither, but I feel like I need to say this again, Im a Nigerian, from Abuja and Im 25 yrs old of age and Im no longer interested in your unrelevant comments

Now go ahead and waste your tym and pretend as if U know me better than I do and pretend as if u can some kind of a Lawyer who can twist my words or collect irrelevant information from Old threads, what would u say when u hear me saying for the past 1000 years Ive been doing this and that, Go figure

Please you guys should let Tracey kuru mmiri togbo iko(drink water and keep cup). Is it not enough that  this lady opened her whole heart and the unhappiness in it to share with all. Let the poor girl be biko. Tracey abeg have you checked that old list of those fellas that pissed you off in the past so we can see whether there's some good fella in there after all or will you rather we forget them and check out the next fella that comes around====smile. I guess this time around you are gonna let up a bit and not be too hard on them men, won't you? Now go on and have a good day, don't let the detective agents that abound in NL give you a hard day. I enjoy playing detective very well, there are just times it isn't necessary. You go girl!
Wait! Tracey did you say that you are in Abuja? I have brothers living in Abuja, wait! only one isn't married and he is so cute and handsome, how old is my babyboy------wait, I'm checking----he is 30 or 29. Blimey! I am wondering whether I should do a matchmaking here, only if you promise not to be hard on him(as in find fault). He is tall, handsome (Ehn what are those stuffs on your list again?). The only problem is that I don' know whether our babyboy is having baby blues yet and considering settling down. He is the last born boy of our family and may want to take his time but I will find out for you okay girl. If you do let me have your e-mail so you can tell me more about yourself and Voila! Tracey will get a handsome boyfriend----Everybody make some noise! dytfughjo;k;pk';pk;ojhkvhgfhfhgfdghgfjhhlkj;ljk;jlhgxdfxgfdtyfuytyjvkhbjkbihnopjmpojoitgyudftyfdtyfyufgyuguguh

Tracey, hmmm, Permit me to say this candidly. I think you are your own problem. That You have not had sex for about 8 yrs doesnt make you an angel. we have women who have not have sex until they got married, it doesnt still make them a right or virtuos woman.It is just an attribute every lady willing to be upright must posses. You sounded like you have dated about 15 men and you seem not to have meet your missing rib! Something must have attracted you to them in the first place. A typical african would say you have been bedevilled!I wont say that but I see your criteria for searching is wrong.

This usually happen to ladies whose stakes are high or who have not dealt with thier rather "Big" ego. Before you made scarce of your perfect match, have you made yourself perfect.?

It is easy for us to castigate others without taking the specks in our eyes out first. i think you should call a close friend and ask her to describe your personality and character.sincerely, you will be amazed how he/she will dig out your weakness coz you have one. Read good books and articles on dating and relationship; that would definitely adjust your definition of Mr right or a perfect one. Without conscious effort, you will be humbled and actually get your perfect match. Do not rule out prayer out of it too.

This is funny. Instead of you guys to tell the OP the bitter truth about her immaturity, you all busy coating the truth in sweet words. Abeg make I yarn truth to you, trayc. First of all, you are exhibiting mind-boggling immaturity for a 25 year old. I thought people say women are more matured in relationship matters. You are definitely an exception to that rule. If at quarter-to-30 when all sensible people are getting hooked and settling down, you are not because of silly things like this:

your couson tall just enough that I will walk with him even in my very highest heel but too tall, is he big enough that I will be lost in his hug but not too big, does he have a bright future, is he funny, ambitious, fair complexion, can I proudly introduce him as my BF(Cute) to whoever I meet, is loving and caring, nurturing and sensitive, strong and firm, is he attached to his feminine side, can he say NO without offending me, can he be assertive with me without hurting my feelings, can he be honest with me without breaking my heart, can he rise against all odds, can he stand still, be irremovable even after the tempest, trials and turmoils of this world had battered him and uproot his soul, can he still stand tall even when his meet cant hang in his bones, can he?, Does he go to the gym, does he have a six pack, big arms, big chest, can he understand that Im independent and will not consult him every time I wana take a decision whether big or small, can he take the fact I will smile and flirt with every guy but will never cheat on him, can he apologise to me even if I was wrong and accept my apology later when I realize that I was in the wrong, can he understand that I have life of my own and have dreams that will sometyms seem more important than the r/s although that might not be true, can he give without remembering and take without forgetting just like me, is he kind and generous just like me, I think I have mentioned everything, if there is anything missing I will consult u

they you not ready for marriage and I pity anybody who makes the mistake of marrying you. That will be such a person's worst mistake in his/her life. You bera go sort out your life before you carry your problem to another innocent man/woman's life.

WOMAN DEAL WITH YOUR SELF FIRST.YOUR IDEAL MAN IS NOT WHAT IS IN YOUR THOUGHT, BUT WHAT GOD APPROVES.

FIRST,DEAL WITH WHY YOU DO NOT LIKE THE MEN THAT COME ACCROSS YOU, THE PROBLEM IS YOU NOT THE MEN.
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SECOND, YOU MUST CONVINCE YOUR SELF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE. THAT YOU ARE AFRAID DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE CONVINCED.IF YOU ARE CONVICED YOU WILL MAKE THE BEST CHOICE FROM WHAT YOU HAVE.

THIRD, DONT BE RULED BY YOUR FEELINGS.SPEAK TO GOD IN YOUR ROOM OR SEEK SPIRITUAL HELP.

THE IDEAL MAN IS
HARDWORKING, INDEPENDENT, GODFEARING AND MUST LOVE YOU.

IT IS BETTER THAT A MAN LOVE YOU THAN YOU LOVE THEM.DONT MARRY LOOKS OR POCKET , MARRY CHARACTER.

Tracy,i wil like 2 be your frnd,u knw i ws d 1st u insultd on dis thread bt i hv put everytin behind me,i think i hv sumtin 2 offer u. Am serious

Well, well, well. What else can i say? Tracy, let me share this msg wit u.  ENJOY

The Husband Store [b]
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch,  You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! [/b]


So if u really love urself u'd better made up ur mind b4 u lose out totally. Anoda advice i'll give u is dt u should deal wit ur pride and arrogance. The humbling truth is that millions of ladies out there are better off than u but dy dont let dat cloud their judgement. And as u can c in d illustration above, d kind of men u'r looking 4 had been picked by smarter ladies.

The choice is yours.

Continue finding faults and not thinking of how to accommodate such flaws lol! One thing u need to understand is that nobody is perfect and love is all about loving that imperfect person perfectly. Face it, even u have flaws which the partner has to tolerate - u won't know it but its how we all are. If someone else can tolerate u, why go into a relationship with them looking for faults then?
My advise is that u face reality and stop fantasizing. The problem is within u, stop looking for faults, instead focus on the positives and work towards eradicating the negatives or else u certainly will end up old and with a very bitter heart.

I mean that in a good way, believe me.

Quote from: Tracey121 on July 22, 2009, 01:26 PM

Wow hang on buddy, according to my interpretation there 3 types of r/s
1. Serious
2. A fling
3. A Fling with sexual intimacy
And[size=14pt] for the past 40 yrs[/size] I have been having flings and the good thing about them is that I can have those flings as much as I want and as many as I want without being attached or committed to anything whatsoever

Please don't held me captive with the above statements ok, Just go and figure out, No more questions from u coz I see your this close to squeezing the truth out of me

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@ Tracy,

I have said it before in my earlier post that the statements you made reveals how frustrated you are. I can say it authoritatively that you are over 40 years of age. You are also desperately looking for kid(s). Maybe I'll advice you to open your legs for all Jick and Harry, so as to have kid(s) as soon as possible. The quote above was extracted from this tread "https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-299765.0.html" on July 22, 2009, at exactly 01:26 PM. It shows categorically that TRACY is over 40 years of age and in the year 2010 she would be 41. Ohh!!! I now see her desperation. To be sincere, this is far from 25 years old desperation.

Your post in the year 2009 has vindicated my proof. You don't need to answer this tread anymore cos you are already a looser. Stop ranting ANTY TRACEY or what did you call your name?[/size]

[color=#006600]Are you looking in the right places?

What kind of men are you looking for i.e what are your requirments?

Have you considered a dating agency? At least that way you are narrowing down the type of man you are looking for
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