Total lost = #2,241,088

Poten111:


Obidients: Flies that think themselves eagles.

If you vote Obi. Tinubu will win.

My own is: Dont come here and cry. If you survived Bihari. You should be more calculating and strategic. Wishful thinking will not help you.

Your only way out is to vote Atiku.

Save this post.

Emotional game won't work this time around. We will happily support Obi in mass and by God's grace, he will win.

Animegirl:
Recently have been meeting guys with receding hairline even at age 25-28 . I thought men don't age even though they clock 45 but I was wrong. Young men with bald head or receding hairline is a capital NO for me.

From your write up, I guess you are still under 21.
Na so them dey misbehave and have crazy expectations until they turn 30 and above, then they start jumping from one ministry to another praying for husbands

All these should have been avoided if this greedy man settled that guy he brought from Nigeria to the UK for a kidney transplant.

For those that don't know the full story.
Ike Ekweremmadu's daughter was ill and needed a kidney transplant, Ekweremmadu contacted the young frustrated guy who has been living in anguish in Nigeria and dreaming and praying for God to answer his prayer for him to travel and base in the Uk.

The agreement was that after the kidney transplant, Ike Ekweremmadu would settle him with a huge amount of money and set him up in the Uk and he won't return to Nigeria to continue suffering because he wouldn't be suffering with one kidney.

Now, on getting to the hospital in the Uk, they discovered that the boy's kidney didn't match with Ike Ekweremmadu's daughter's own, and Ekweremmadu told the guy to prepare and return to Nigeria since his kidney didn't match that of his daughter.
Remember, the guy's prayer had always been to have the opportunity to travel and live in the UK, so as expected, he wasn't ready to go back to Nigeria.

Ekweremadu went ahead and booked a flight ticket for the guy and told him that his flight back to Nigeria would be in few days, that was when the boy decided to lie to the doctor that he was underage and was lured to the UK for kidney harvest.
The doctor now called the police and Ekweremmadu was arrested.

All these would have been avoided if he still went ahead to settle the guy despite the fact that his kidney didn't match with his daughter's own

SmartPolician:


Thank you. However, it affects everyone who lives in Nigeria, including those who earn in foreign currency.

Here's the thing. If you earn foreign currency, you CANNOT spend it in Nigeria. This means you have to change it naira to spend it.

Now, because Nigeria runs an import-dependent economy, when Nigeria depreciates against the dollar, it affects almost everything.

This means that something you bought #500 may become #600 next week, meaning that everyone in Nigeria is affected.

Yeah, but for someone who earns in dollars, even if the prices of goods increase, the value of his money increases too.

For instance, if a man earns $2000 monthly when the price of a bag of rice was #10,000 and dollar was #300.
he would easily afford 60 bags of rice 60 x #10000 = #600,000

If the naira falls and Dollar rate becomes #900 instead of #300 it used to be, the man would still afford 60 bags of rice even if one bag of rice rises to #30,000 from #10,000.

That is why Naira value doesn't affect those earning in hard currencies. Infact they even gain sometimes because some goods don't react so fast with currency value depreciation

SmartPolician:
Someone raised a valid point. Foreign currency in hard cash should be banned in Nigeria. Anyone found in possession of it should be arrested because it's not a legal tender.

If someone wants to transact with BCD, it should be through bank transfers. Banks should facilitate interoperability among dorm account holders in Nigeria.

Very nice suggestion.

Though the increase of dollar/Euro does not affect me by any means because I earn in Euro, but I will really be happy if this madness is corrected because it makes prices of goods to increase for poor Nigerians and as a result they indulge in criminal activities which poses a risk to the society (this is where I am a bit affected ).

Crenzywilliams:
I exchanged 1 pound for 874 Naira yesterday morning and I exchanged 1 pound for 901 Naira this morning.

What about Euro?

SmartPolician:


They did when they came out newly. As a one-time cashier in bank, I came across a lot of 1000k counterfeits. However, they cannot do that now because they know that people can easily differentiate the real note from the fake ones.

The moment the new naira notes are released, they will flood the market with their counterfeits. That's how they successfully operate.

This is really so bad

SmartPolician:
Many fraudsters will be waiting to see the new naira notes so they can start counterfeiting them; they will make a lot of money. The Nigerian mind is full of evil.

Why not counterfeit the old one?

With ALL MY HEART

I LOVE Germany!

shortIGBOman:
I pitty Wike if Atiku eventually win this election.

We are in democratic government and he won't do shit even if he wins.

Obasanjo was in a fierce enmity with Tinubu when he was the president. Did he do shit to him?
Even if Atiku wins, he can't do shit to Wike.
That is the beauty of democracy.

timesuploaded:
what is my business with worldwide when my village is filled with antelope and pounded yam? Western Civilization is bullshit. Their education is garbage.

Now I know your problem.

timesuploaded:
Make all these mumu stop supporting their slave masters. Germany is more corrupt than all African countries together. Germany has no economy, they all hide behind the thievery of global capitalism. The Russia war exposed all of Europe to gullible people. Europe and America are glorified shithole. Only brainwashed Nigerians travel abroad. Nigeria is a trillion times better than Europe

Broveens42:



Lies...
You failed in Nigeria because you refused to humble yourself and do the type of jobs you are doing in Germany...

It's just like a guy who is a good chef, fails to utilize/monitize those skills, but travels out and suddenly makes money out of it


In Nija, most at times you don't need a shop for this food business, all you need is a cooler, truck and an umbrella... and daily tax of #100 or something, most at times, free matching ground

Hahahhahaahahahaha,
1. Do you know if the type of job I am doing in Germany are readily available in Nigeria without any iota of nepotism?
2. Even if you manage to even get such job in Nigeria, how much will you get paid and how much remains after your monthly expenses?

You guys are really funny I swear, but just like I said earlier, I have no energy and interest trying to convince anyone to go abroad.
I gain absolutely nothing wasting my time to prove a point

jagaban002:

1)Why not build the duplex in Germany.
2) the money that was used in traveling can be used to start something here and make same or better momey like you doing.
Every body approach is different, you can't have 10m and use it all for student visa abroad ( Nigeria no worst reach that level ) .
Last last we go all dey alit

I think you need to read my earlier thread which I created few months I left Nigeria.
But to save you the stress.

1. The aim is not to develope another country better than yours, but to make money there and invest in your poor country so that when you retire, you return back and enjoy your investment.
2. Not everbody is trained and skillful in business, and with the situation of the country now, your business can easily crumple but you won't understand what I am saying because you are probably not into business.
3. I didn't have money before I travelled, I was only teaching Maths and Physics in a private secondary school and earning peanuts with alot of stress.

Leaving Nigeria for Germany is something I will do over and over again if I have the same opportunity.

9japride:
[color=#006600][/color]

Please don't deceive yourself, Nigeria of yesterday is different from Nigeria of today. Majority of the successful elder state men/women and big men/women running the shot in the country all studied abroad. People travel abroad to learn new things, you can't stay in one place and see things differently especially a situation in the country where a lot of people are comfortable with the idea that the work of government is to build roads and bridges. You think it's easy to start up a business in the country presently? Most successful and creative people in the country were once living abroad and they brought home their experiences from developed countries and now they are enjoying. For example Nairamally studied abroad he has a lot of contacts he made which I believe has helped him in he's musical career same with Don jazzy etc and including bloggers, technocrats etc. I use God beg you, if you have the resources to send your kids abroad please do. The nonsense style of political administration in the country does it encourage developmental growth?

EVen the Dangote he mentioned studied outside the country

timesuploaded:
people have built 15 houses in Nigeria without even knowing the road to any embassy. So what are you saying?

Within three years of MSc?
My brother calm down biko.
Not trying to brag but leave people to choose their path in peace. Not everybody will make it abroad and not everybody will make it in Nigeria.
People choose what they think favour them

timesuploaded:
Our educational system is not rotten. It is the best in the world. They are brainwashing you. I paid 5,000 naira to study in Uniben and in my area of study I am 100 times better than my harvard and yale counterpart. Funny I didn't even graduate. When I got to America I found out people earning $150,000 can't even pay college tuition for their children. Nigeria has the cheapest and best education

timesupreloaded:
Imagine paying 10million naira for tuition, not even adding the money for tickets for you, your spouse and kids and 10 years you have never seen that amount in your account working abroad. Any 10million naira investment you make today in Nigeria will give you a profit of 50,000naira daily after all expenses has been taken out. Nigerians really need to start thinking

#50,000 consistent daily profit and no single loss?
Let me ask you a question.

Have you done business before in any part of Nigeria?

timesupreloaded:
Nigerians paying between £11,000 to £15,000 to study in the UK are wasting their money. This new day slavery has to stop. When they get to the UK. they find out that 90% of Britons can't even afford to pay out of their pocket. UK. citizens access loans to be able to study. If you tell white UK. citizens to pay cash for their education over 90% of them will become illiterates because they don't have the money. Their parents too are unable to raise such amount for school. They are unable to raise the outrageous amount Nigerians happily pay to study there.

After Nigerians complete their study there the only jobs available to them are menial jobs which barely pay the bills. What is even more alarming now is the the UK. government now allows you to bring your spouse and kids during the duration of your study. Your spouse will work round the clock to pay the bills while you are busy studying. This is to further drain the little amount you work and make sure you don't send money home. Their degrees are worthless. Many Nigerians who studied in UK and later found themselves in Canada and America are doing odd jobs.

Nigeria has the best schools in the world. A graduate in Uniben can be compared to an Oxford graduate if not better but we have been programed to hate our own. After studying in the UK. you find out nothing has change and you didn't receive any new knowledge as their study is below par. That's why most Nigerians top their classes abroad.

I would advise Nigerians to instead use the amount you intend to pay to a UK. school to set up and business and within the next 7 years you will become the new Dangote instead of being stucked in Canada or America doing odd jobs

Well, I don't know about the UK.
But this is the kind of shitty article that was discouraging me from traveling out of Nigeria until I came back to my senses.
This year is the third year I left Nigeria for my studies in Germany and I have already roofed and plastered my duplex in Nigeria by the grace of God.
Now, the question is could I have done that if I kept wasting my time earning peanuts in Nigeria?

I am even tired of advising people to go outside and study, don't go.
Remain in Nigeria and keep earning peanuts hoping to be imaginary Dangote someday

Thomthom:
A whole 4k is $9.. which kind country be this... he be like say I go find babe for that side wey I go dey beg $9.

Who will sell $9 to you at #4000?

If Obi wanted to be vice, he would have remained in PDP.

The only possibility of the allegiance is if Kwankwaso will accept to be the vice.
Anything less than that is unacceptable.
Let everyone test his popularity

By now I believe that only fools will be deceived by these evil people who are in abroad but keep discouraging others from coming.

This best decision I ever made in my life is leaving Nigeria for my masters degree in Germany.
I have not yet finished my masters yet but believe me, what God has blessed me with here within less than three years, I doubt If I would have achieved it in 60yrs if I was in Nigeria.

My case might be special, but I'm telling you the truth, I am yet to see anyone who leaves Nigeria legally that is complaining.
Stop listening to people discouraging you to make that wonderful move

virginprincess:
Before a lady goes into a relationship with a guy,the guy must have ask her out,didn't he know she's poor and wretched before asking her out.

But in my own case, the girl is asking me out.
Sounds funny, but it's true .

I told her plainly that I am too busy right now for a relationship and secondly we are far from each other and she kept insisting that she can wait for me, blah blah blah.
Honestly, I think it's the responsibility of the man to make a move in the relationship.
I really don't give a damn about love at least for now.

actoor:
Cocoa tree.
I come in peace.

Cocoa?
The site is in SE not SW where Cocoa trees are cultivated.

Good evening the engineers in the house.
Please which wood would you recommend for roofing?
I am looking for the kind of wood that is strong and also resistant to termite attack.

Thanks.
I am looking forward to your responses

czarr:
Gbam!

I have gone through the list and discovered that I share both trait.

The "bad boy" traits which I don't have
1. Sexually aggressive:
I am not sexually aggressive. Though I no dey too knack because I'm a very busy person and doesn't even have a girlfriend, but whenever I knack, I always make sure we both enjoy it.

2. Apologetic:
Another trait of the so called bad boy which I don't have is not being apologetic. I always apologize when I think I am wrong. I lose nothing apologizing. It doesn't make me a weakling or less of a man.

3. Don't need approval.
Because I am in a country where law is highly respected, I always seek direct or indirect approval before doing anything sensitive to avoid rotting in jail.

Before I kiss or even touch someone's @ss or breasts, I must directly or indirectly get approval and even be sure that the girl has reached puberty age to avoid going to jail for sexual assault.
Call it simp traits, I will gladly accept because
here in Germany, sexual offenses are really very serious and you could face deportation because of that.
There was a case where a guy was sued because the girl claimed that he slept with her when she was drunk.
They met in a club, drank and went home together and the guy being the normal bad guy took advantage of the situation and had sex with her, the girl woke up in the morning and called the police.
So when you live in a civilized country, you must always seek direct or indirect approval

.

If that is true.

Then why are some girl's pussy wider than others?
Because from experience, I observe that some girl's pussy are usually very tight and very hard to penetrate when compared to others.

Who can explain this?

klonboi:
Please can you link me to a reliable person in Germany that can fund a block account?

I don't understand.

You mean somebody that will fund €10334 for a total stranger on nairaland just like that?

Could you explain better what you mean.

Karemarealty288:
We go still hear story on top this matter, make e no be audio Bently

....na here we dey.

Haters

Emmypure:
Why is anything associated with north always bad new.

Even the Bible said fear north.

Bad North Korea no too bad na