Fuel Palava

I went to a Filling Station this morning trying to get a drop for my empty tank motorbike. As we were trying to find our way in when the gate opened for our category, suddenly an elderly man came and stood in front of me that I would not enter. I tried to cajole him to allow me in but he refused. I used all the eulogies yet he refused. I decided to shout "Sai Baba". That was when another trouble started. Some angry queuers (number anonymous) looked at me ready to burst asked me to repeat what I just said. I didn't know when I said "Sai Mama". That was where it ended and everybody started laughing and I was even given free fuel. I wish you all New Year. Lols

“We are people of many different races, tribes and religions, who are knit together by common history, common interests and common ideals. Our diversity may be great but the things that unite us are stronger than the things that divide us. On an occasion like this, I always remind people about our firmly rooted policy on religious tolerance. Families of all creeds and colour can rely on these assurances. We have no intention of favouring one religion at the expense of another. Subject to overriding need to preserve law and order, it is our determination that everyone should have absolute liberty to practise his beliefs. It is befitting on this momentous day, on behalf of my friends and myself, to send a special word of gratitude to all Christian missions. Let me conclude this with a personal message. I extend my greetings to all our people who are christians on this great feast day. Let us forget the difference in our religion and remember the common brotherhood before God, by dedicating ourselves afresh to the great tasks which lie before us.”

Please take part in this Du'a & forward it to all Muslims and let everyone take part. Say ameen after each Dua:Ya Allah don't take my soul away until you are happy with me, ameen;Ya Allah give me a death of a shaheed, ameen;Ya Allah grant me death while I'm in sujuud, ameen;Ya Allah let the last words of my life be the Shahadah, ameen;Ya Allah If I die in my sleep, let My heart beat with your Zikr, ameen; Oh Allah, the guider of the lost soul, forgive the entire Muslim Ummah, ameen;Ya Allah Forgive my Parents, my Family, my Muslim Friends, Ameen Thumma Ameen. "Allahumma Ajirni Minan Naar, Wa As'alukal Jannat" Ameen.If u choose to forward this message to our other muslim brothers and sisters, we pray to the Almighty Allah, that it will in Sha Allah, be a Sadaqatul-Jaariya for you and me. Ameen.

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The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM) Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one. The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf. In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''. The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor. Then... They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere! Welcome to MMM. The world of Monkeys! Be wise. Copied ...........