Shocking revelations has emerged over the death of former
President, Umar Musa Yar’Adua.
According to a former President, Ibrahim Babangida’s
long-term confidant, Professor Ukandi G. Damachi; the
late Yar’Adua was poisoned by ex-kitchen staff of
President Obasanjo.
Wikileaks had revealed that Professor Ukandi G. Damachi
who is a friend to the US consul, told them about the
alleged poisoning of the erstwhile president.
The Wikileaks cable, reference ID 08LAGOS153, described
in Professor Damachi’s narration, that the late president,
Yar’Adua was given poison in his food, “his food was
poisoned.”
According to the report, when president Yar’Adua realized
this, he sacked the entire Obasanjo’s kitchen staff.
He further alleged that, “There are lots of problems in
Nigeria.” The first problem, he said, is the President’s
illness; “his food was poisoned.”
“The President inherited Obasanjo’s kitchen staff”;
Yar’Adua has now fired them all, and the kitchen has
been cleaned out following the incident” Damachi added.
“The President was so sick that the day he signed the
budget, he was unable to sign a second piece of
legislation awaiting his approval…”
Late Yar’Adua was known to have stepped hard on his
predecessors toes. Upon entering office, president
Yar’Adua, described by his wife as a very honest man
who left no wealth behind seriously went after the reversal
of Nigeria’s public assets that his predecessor had sold to
his allies, Dangote and Femi Otedola.
“In the weeks leading to Obasanjo’s departure, Dangote’s
privately held company has also scooped up a cement
plant, a telecoms licence and mining concessions in a
rush of privatisations that has triggered accusations of
cronyism by opposition parties.”
President Yar’Adua “after considering the facts presented
to him, the President directed that the sale should be
revoked as the exercise was not transparent enough. The
Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) praised President
Yar’Adua for the revocation of the privatization of the refineries.


Source: dailypost.com.ng/2013/11/21/professor-ukandi-damachi-reveals-how-obasanjos-kitchen-staff-poisoned-yaradua/

Just dis morning i was abt taking d trash out wen i heard d doorbell ring. Trash in hand i went out, forgetting it was a sunday morning and "da witnesses" would be out on d streets. I opened the door and before me stood two ladies and a guy. D lady who introduced herself as Grace looked straight at d empty bottle of scotch in my left hand and smiled. She interrupted Max (d guy) in d middle of his speech and changed d topic to drinking of alcohol. She made it sound like it was a sin to even look at a bottle of alcohol. I've never drank drunk, i only take a little to pep up a dull drink! So i wanna knw, is it totally wrong to drink alcohol in any quantity at all?

She looks like a zebra in the 3rd picture. A prisoner in the 4th. But a pretty one generally!

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cool guy

Wow! I didnt know he's single. And he looks so faaaaaaine! Seun darling, meet me in private!

CFCfan:

Nah, she has a point. People have diff styles of introducing themselves; what u consider to be 'boring', may be 'interesting' to others.

I dont tink i wanna know wat she just said. But for U...always d gentleman. #smilez! Good to knw someone else understands better!

Idowuogbo: D tag ish don dey dry mehn! Hanhan? Boring pipul! No Swagger! Natin! All plain and dull.Msteeeeeeeew!

I'm sure dis thread will be in the joke section, if d tags were meant to be funny! Saying people's plain introductions of demselves is boring, is just plain mean!

1. What’s your Nigerian name?
#Adeola

2. Were you Born in Nigeria?
#No

3. Favourite Nigerian movie?
#Figurine (Araromire)

4. Favourite Nigerian song? (sing it & not add background music. LOL)
#Dbanj's "Oliver twist"
(My favorite part of d song is "...oh why u come de shakey shakey bumbum, wen u know say u no getty getty bumbum... Lolzz)

5. Favourite Nigerian food?
#Eba and Egusi soup

6. When was the last time you were in Nigeria? How many times have you been to Nigeria ?

#I've never bin to Nigeria

7. What tribe are you?
#Yoruba (half)

8. Say something in your tribal language?
#Bawo ni? (How are you?)

9. What do you like most about Nigeria?
#The unpretentious nature of the citizens!

10. What do you hate most about Nigeria?
#Too rough and risky!

11. Do you have any Nigerian Nicknames?
#Ika (meaning "Finger", mom said i sucked my thumb till i got to high school)

12. What makes you different from other Nigerians?
#My other side (I'm half Briton-half Nigerian)

13. Do you speak your language?
#Not at all

14. Do you speak pidgin English?
# Nope

15. What around your house represents your culture?
#A family portrait of us dressed in yoruba cultural attire (lovely pix)

16. What is a ridiculous question you were asked about your culture?
#Someone once asked me if we have a family voodoo, since all Africans are believed to be "voodooists" (so stoopid)!

Wow! I must say, d pictures on dis thread are amazing! Some food look mouth-watering. While some look so funny... Times like dis, i wish i can cook. My insides are filled with junk food, and take outs. I dont remember d last time i had a real meal. I wish i have a Nigerian friend who'll teach me how to make one of dese meals. U guys rock!!!

ojesoj: you NL ladies and other ladies out there carrying this ideology in ur mindset would ruin ur future with ur husband. because you would find urself competing him at home and trust me no man wants that.......no say ojesoj no tell una ooooooo

Competing with my husband is d last tin on ma mind. As Mrs Chima said earlier, ONLY a married man can claim to be the head of his family. And den d wife knws she has to submitt to him. And even then, there has to be mutual respect, btwn dem, not "god-headness"! All i'm saying is dat, "dis is a man's world" is a highly overrated hype!

SLIDE waxie: I'm sensing since ur dad is black, ur mom definately mated with a 'black meat' which is ur dad!
U fuckin britons and ur blind utterances!

Relax Mister! U dont have to be so insultive! Dat particular utterance was for "Mr Cork". He understands perfectly. Cos he's d one who doesnt like black girls. I am a Nigerian, just partly Briton!

Mr..Cork:



..serrrious loooong hissss!

You're welcome!

Mr..Cork:



sweeery 4get tabboooo... can I mate wit you?

Sorry Mr Cork. I dont mate "black meat"!

wazobia_for_u: Waoooooo
You and your sister can even marry twin brothers ... Mtcheeeeeew

Anyway is a taboo in yoruba land but i dont know about the taboos in ur land

Perhaps u wanna explain to me why its a taboo... Cos dats wat i wanna knw exactly!

Yes. Dad is yoruba. And he believes we're all family. So its wrong for dem to be more dan my sister's in-laws to me.

I'm still trying to get over this tradition dis and dat, cos its about to tear my world apart. I'm partly Nigerian, partly British. My sister's husband's brother (my brother-in-law) came to Texas for a program, and stopped by Miami to say hello to my family. One tin led to d oda, and we decided we liked each oda's company. He's talking marriage, and my parents tink its a taboo. Not like we're bloodly related or anytin... So why is it a taboo for me to marry my sister's husband's brother ("Nigerianly" of cos)?

crisycent:

can someone pull d gown down a little, i dey wonder how nice her n*pples luk.

Such a pervert!

Wao! Why does she come in different sizes?

Congrats Naeto C! And welcome to the world Baby C!

I see dis thread on FP soon!
By the way 1st to c*****t!

mikky2k2: ewu keep triping

U lack home training!

Aaaaawwwww! So cute! I'm tripping!

How can a gas tanker be put on d road with faulty brakes? Amazing tins happen in Nigeria!