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I have fallen in love with some guy who I met in Chicken Republic.
Recently he always smells of smoke and his beard is getting longer and longer.

He has now confessed he is a Alqaeda agent on espansion mission of the boko hara, however I am a graduate who loves reading, NL please help?

Me I don’t know o! My mummy told me that any girl who allows a man to touch her is ashewo. I guess that makes me an ashewo – several times over. So you see, I’m too compromised to be objective on the matter. But if I must, I’d say 1. Let me explain.

One of my great loves in life is the cinema. I love the old-Hollywood ones. The ones with slick haired leading men who wake up with a cigarette in their lips, swig bourbon between perfectly timed one-liners  and have no qualms ‘back-handing’ their female support actress across the face – on screen! Damn! When men were men!

I digress. What I’m getting to is that these movies have provided me with a vast repository of wise sayings and I like to pull them out in the middle of conversations ‘cus I think they sound cool, and by association, make me look cool. I mean, how cool do you have to be to say something like "I’m big! It's the pictures that got small!" (Sunset Boulevard); or, "We'll always have Paris" (Casablanca); or, “You had me at ‘Hello’” (Jerry Maguire); or - one of my favourites and one I’ve still not found an opportunity to use – “I love the smell of Napalm in the morning!” (Colonel Kilgore in Apocalypse Now)

Again I’ve gone off on a tangent. Forgive me. Anyways, there’s a movie line that comes to mind now. It was delivered by Eddie Murphy in Harlem Nights. He was planning to do a ‘mission-impossible’ to get even with some pretty badass folks when someone questioned the sanity of his apparent suicide mission. Unperturbed, he replied: “It’s not how many people you kill; it’s who you kill.”

Now let’s adapt that to the current discussion: “It’s not how many men you sleep with; it’s who you sleep with.” Sounds nice, doesn’t it?

How (not ‘what’) do I mean? You see, some boys should never be pitied. Out of compassion for his situation, you let one sorry faced idiot have some, and next thing you know he’s telling everyone how he ‘hit that.’

That, my dear, is how ashewos are made: by loud mouth infantile boys who feel they must share there good fortune of seeing behind a girl’s pants with everyone who has hears and no ipod ear-plugs in them.

You can sleep with the entire IT-department and still be seeing as a virgin; but make a mistake and do anything with just one stupid boy and you become an ashewo.

i dont know if that help!!

what do you think?

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Kayci!!! You proof a point!!

This guy dey bobo us, U be jet li? kai stop there, I happy you escape, am happy for your life is this story is actually true, But please let everybody be warn!!!! DO NOT CONCORT SEASON FILM HERE OO! guns play is no childs play,

Dont Mind Valacious!!!

I dont know who started naija, But am the first to use it typo as 9ja, yep 1989

190 stop that thing!!!!

@SU2011 ( THANKS FOR THE COMMENT)

Cheating is no joking matter. If you are cheating on your girlfriend or wife, it might be that you are unhappy in the relationship, or that you have issues that you should address, let face it, why do men cheat?? i think that's what we should look at

I stated 2 opinion earlier on issue like this, i think its high time we shed more light to the reason why men cheat

1. THE LOVE HAS GONE
Alas, after a long time together, you have lost the feelings you once had for her. But the relationship has remained too much a part of you. Separating seems so painful, so radical that it’s almost inconceivable. So instead of separating, you go elsewhere to get your physical gratification. Most times this does not help matters, but only prolongs the inevitable breakup.

2.SHE HAS STOPPED MAKING AN EFFORT
Long-term relationships have the annoying habit of making people lazy. No longer concerned with staying fit and attractive, a committed woman might lose the allure she once had. Her man may simply not find her beautiful anymore, and making love to her is not as stirring as it once was. Some women take things for granted and stop making an effort to look good and irresistable.

3. WOMEN LET US
Truth be told, women are quick to forgive men for their unfaithful behavior. Maybe it’s their fear of being alone, or that women are simply the more merciful ones of the human species.

4. WIFE NAG
Most men have experienced at least one woman who thrives on making him feel like crap. Constant nagging, fighting and squabbling in the right ratios is the best recipe for a headache. Cheating with another woman is a common escape from this domestic hell, and works better than aspirin

5 .OPPORTUNISTS
It’s an uncontested fact that most men can’t say “no” to sex except for the few like me. Although guys aren’t constantly bombarded with sexual offers, sometimes an irresistible prospect presents itself. Maybe it’s a frisky ex-girlfriend, maybe it’s a Hot hottie on the dance floor. A guy may see it as once-in-a-lifetime chance and turning it down will be criminal.

6.EGO
Nothing lifts the old self-esteem like discovering that other women still desire you sexually. When in long-term relationships, men may begin to question their sexual marketability, which will lead some of them to sow their clandestine wild oats. in some cases the man just needs to know if he ’s still got it. Men going through mid-life crisis may fall victim to this need for re-assurance especially when the woman at home is making them feel less of a man.

7. I CAN GET AWAY WITH IT
“What eyes don’t see, the heart doesn’t feel,”. The knowledge that no one will find out and no one will get hurt is reason enough for some men to grab a different helping.

8.IT’S CHALLENGING AND EXCITING
excitement is in the variety, like changing ice cream flavors for one day after years of sticking to just one.

9. THE WOMAN DOESN’T PUT OUT
Every man has heard that the best way to get a woman to stop having sex with him is by marrying her. Apparently, long-term relationships seem to suck the sex drive out of many women, leaving men gasping for fulfilment. With the need for more sex, some men will start “working late” more often.
Or it could just be that the sex has become boring. She doesn’t want to try new things in bed, or won’t perform MouthAction. Some men may cheat because they don’t want their girlfriends or wives to perform certain sex acts that would ruin their “good girl” image, so they get a mistress to take care of it. Like Robert de Niro said in Analyze This , “That’s the mouth she kisses my kids good night with!”, refering to why he wouldn’t let his wife give him a BJ.

Like i said again cheating is not good!! i will say it, am not sure if am standing by it,

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