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 Jokes Etc / See If Thread Is Funny by Ben13: 4:25pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
Rob and Bill both went to work for a lumber mill. They both worked on the band saw. One day while working and talking to Bill, Rob bent too close to saw and the blade sliced one of his ears off. Bill immediately picked up the sliced ear with intention of being helpful to Rob. He said: “Rob, don’t panic. See I have your ear here. It may be possible for the doctor to sew it back.” Rob: “You fool, that’s not mine. My ear had a pencil behind it 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Ben13: 9:56pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
Hi Chi, ave been searching for you all over Nairaland. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Ben13: 8:20am On Mar 04, 2012 |
That awkward moment when you flip through the pages of the old testament looking 4 the book of Colossians.  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Ben13: 11:00am On Feb 04, 2012 |
Lol I think it's the opposite, Jackie!!  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 10:59am On Feb 04, 2012 |
2 friends conversation after exams Friend 1: hw was your xam Friend 2:fine. But i didn't knw the past tense of "think" i thought and thought and thought buh finally wrote "thunk". 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Ben13: 12:16am On Feb 04, 2012 |
The good news is Your condition is not permanent. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Former Presido Unites With Family by Ben13: 2:38pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
LOL. . not in there! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Ben13: 2:30pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Why would anyone be calling for a mod's replacement? LOL we've got a lotta less informed people on hia. Are we here for Nairaland politics or to crack jokes! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Ben13: 2:18pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
~Killz~: I can only hope that works. Do we have more people that has been super intoxicated? Jackie! No let us keep fighting na. . you no dey tire to lie against people? Hey DON!  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Ben13: 1:58pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
If anyone is looking for ladies before they can make me laff. . .then Killz you should prescribe some drugs. Hi El. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Ben13: 1:21pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
~Killz~: Hey Dr Killz. . .LOL ya user sounds like a poison. You'd be needed. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Ben13: 1:19pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
dani1luv: hehe. . .You need to invite him ASAP!!! Babalawo doctor will be good for some peeps too. You urself u don resign from una shrine? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Ben13: 12:57pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Dani, we need Medical doctors? Where the hell is El. ID, Efe and Studio  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Abuse Me If U Like: Npjc by Ben13: 12:52pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
LOL nice joke. . .keep 'em coming. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Fool In A Class by Ben13: 12:51pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
LOL nice joke. Still funny. Keep 'em coming. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Ben13: 12:46pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
jackpot: Hehehe. . . Ben did nothing to deserve it. So he just hissed and moved on. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Ben13: 12:27pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Not surprised!!! Too much alcohol for the past two years!We need Medical Doctors, pls. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 12:15pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Kenya Police Department In An Effort To Determine The Top Crime Fighting Agency In The Country, The President Narrowed The Field To Three Finalist, The CID, The GSU, And The Kenya Police. The Three Remaining Contenders Were Given The Task Of Catching A Rabbit Which Was Released Into The Forest. The CID Went Into The Forest. They Placed Animal Informants Throughout. They Questioned All Plant And Mineral Witnesses. After Three Months Of Extensive Investigation They Concluded That Rabbits Do Not Exist. The GSUwent Into The Forest. After Two Weeks Without A Capture, They Burned The Forest Killing Everything In It, Including The Rabbit. They Made No Apologies. The Rabbit Deserved It. The Kenya Police Went Into The Forest. They Came Out Two Hours Later With A Badly Beaten Bear. The Bear Was Yelling “Okay, Okay, I’m A Rabbit, I’m A Rabbit”. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Ben13: 11:41am On Feb 03, 2012 |
OK no more fights. This is jokes section. Crack more jokes and complain less. |
| Jokes Etc / The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Ben13: 11:31am On Feb 03, 2012 |
Welcome to the Tatafo section. It's always a great time here.  We've witnessed a lot of fights here. A lot of bashing. . . so no more 'crazy' talks. Are we not tired? Someone suggested it's because of the alcoholic drinks served in the offtopic threads. So members of the jokes section always act like they are super drunk. #No pun intended.  We've gotten a lot of alcohol for the past few years. Let's come to REHAB. You know what we do in REHAB? We need Medical Doctors and Psychiatrists. LOL Our Janitors. . you know na - Dani and Ben This is the official offtopic thread. We chat wisely. Without bashing. We crack jokes and we show love to each other with sweet words. Are you online now?? Let's bring back the spirit of Tatafo. Let's play!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Ben13: 1:52pm On Feb 02, 2012 |
Must you people always fight?? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Ben13: 1:22pm On Feb 02, 2012 |
I've always known this bar to be a 'mushroom' bar. smh That ID and Efe are part of this is unthinkable! Erm. . .Can I have a drink now?? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Ben13: 1:16pm On Feb 02, 2012 |
People seem to be happy to see a fellow nairalander banned. smh What will it profit you to be on here alone? Now, stop the name calling. Let's get back to posting jokes. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland Progressive Joker Club: (npjc) by Ben13: 12:55pm On Feb 02, 2012 |
LOL ID. . .I'm always around, don't always see you on here. What have you given the poster to eat? Sutoboy, wipe ya lips!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Lost and found! by Ben13: 11:56am On Feb 02, 2012 |
LOL I think I like the joke. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Kiss by Ben13: 11:42am On Feb 02, 2012 |
I wonder why I should expect more from you?? Your first didn't crack my rib. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland Progressive Joker Club: (npjc) by Ben13: 11:28am On Feb 02, 2012 |
hehe. . I've really missed slow pokes! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 11:18am On Feb 02, 2012 |
Two thieves returning from an operation ran into a mallam rearing his cattle. They decided to rob him. In an attempt to protect himself from being robbed, the mallam put up a fight with them but at the end was over powered. They collected his wallet but to their surprise found only #60 inside so they asked; Thieves: why did you put up such fight wen you knew there was no money there? Mallam: Kai walahi,i think say una go see the #600,000 in my shoes. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 11:17am On Feb 02, 2012 |
Thanks Bummi. . .leave dem haters!! boy went tO hAv dinnA in GF's houSe wiT hEr pArEnT, raiN stArtD hEaViLy aNd diNt wAnA stOp, girLs pAreNts AsK bOy tO sLeEp OvA, sUddEnLy bOy wEnT miSsiN aNd cAmE bAck 20mins AftA, girLs parEnT dEn aSkd d bOy. WErE did чσυ gO tO,daT u gOt thiS wet? BOy: I qUicKLy wEnT hOmE tO gEt mY pyjamas |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 11:25am On Jan 30, 2012 |
Learn to use good adjectives, boy. I am not ya mate. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 8:18pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
Conversation between a Boy and a Girl Boy: Marry me, Girl: Do you have a house? Boy: No Girl: Do you have a BMW? Boy: No Girl: How much is your salary? Boy: I don't earn a salary, but. . . Girl: No buts, if you don't have all I mentioned, I can't marry you. Now leave me please! Boy (talking to himself): I don't need a house when I have a Villa and 3 Land Properties, I don't need a BMW when I have a Ferrari and 3 Porsches, how can I earn a salary when I'm the Boss? Mstchew! Girl starts pleading. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 8:04pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
Sameer was attending his English class and the Teacher asked the students to write an essay on ” What would you do, if you had a million dollars” Sameer handed in a blank sheet of paper. Sameer ! shouted the teacher, you’ve done nothing. Why? Because if I had a million dollars, that’s exactly what I would do ! |
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