What in heavens name is Heritage doing on the list?

Chrysophyllum africanum. That's the real name...

Way to go!

You're spot on!

Unbelievable!

And 31st of November doesn't even exist!

Are you sure this thread is ever going to end?

Gengen!

Khaki comot agbada begin, Gengen!!!
God comot dictator regime, Gengen!!!

I think he has a valid point

55km, not 55,000km

BigTableShaker:
Just this year, and it's already on 55k?!
What happened to 100k/3 years guarantee?!

That means the first owner can reach 100k in one year!
He must have been travelling from California to South Carolina everyday.
It's like the car has travelled from Lagos to Abuja to and fro 30 times already.

It had better be true

Rip Koseleri

Nice one

This is funny!

IROKO2019!

Omo jo daddy

Maybe we should open a gofundme account for u

Bald men in Mozambique could be the targets of ritual attacks, police have warned, following the recent killing of three bald men for their body parts.

Two suspects have been arrested in the central district of Milange, where the killings occurred.

"The belief is that the head of a bald man contains gold," said Afonso Dias, a police commander in Mozambique's central Zambezia province.

Albino people have also been killed in the region for ritual purposes.

The suspects are two young Mozambicans aged around 20, the AFP news agency reports.

"Their motive comes from superstition and culture - the local community thinks bald individuals are rich," Commander Dias is reported as having told a press conference in the capital Maputo.

A regional security spokesman, Miguel Caetano, told AFP that one of the victims had had his head cut off and his organs removed.
The organs were to be used by medicine men in rituals to advance the wealth of clients in Tanzania and Malawi, Mr Caetano said, citing the suspects.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40185359

Eeyah

PRESIDENT BUHARI MAY BE THE FIRST AFRICAN PRESIDENT TO RESIGN ON ACCOUNT OF ILL HEALTH.

Strong indications have emerged from the presidential villa that ailing Nigerian president Muhammadu Buhari is set to make world record by seriously considering resignation as the president of the country due to his inability to effectively pilot the affairs of the country as a result of ill health.

The meeting by three former military Heads of State Generals Olusegun Obasanjo, Ibrahim Babangida and Abdulsalam Abubakar in Minna, Niger state on Tuesday was to consider two strong burning issues before allowing President Buhari to turn in his resignation letter to the National Assembly.

The three former leaders who met in Minna under closed doors consider the former speaker of the House of Representatives and current Sokoto State Governor Alhaji Aminu Waziri Tambuwal and immediate past Kano State Governor and serving Senator Rabiu Musa Kwamkwaso as possible vice president to Prof Yemi Osinbajo in the event he takes over.

President Buhari had mulled the idea of resignation with the three former leaders in close confidence which necessitated the Niger state impromptu meeting.

Another strong issue discussed at the Niger meeting according to credible source was whether Prof Osinbajo will want re-election after completing the tenure of president Buhari in 2019 and the meeting resolved to meet with the vice president to seal the agreement in a written document under a witness that he will complete the remaining two years and go to pave way for the emergence of a Northern candidate by 2019.

A credible source at the Presidential Villa who pleaded anonymity told our correspondent that president Buhari has made up his mind to resign and he feels fulfilled that his aspiration to rule this country again has been achieved, in addition to the anti-corruption fight and the war against Boko Haram in the North achieved under his leadership.

“He has also set record as the first Nigerian president to defeat an incumbent and would be happy to be the first president in Africa to resign voluntarily on account of ill health. Apart from the three former leaders, the Vice President, the Attorney General and Minister for Justice and the National Security Adviser are the only officers who are fully aware of the president's plan to turn in his resignation.”

President Buhari returned to the country on March 10th 2017 after spending 49 days and has not been seen in public functions. Also,for three consecutive times,he has not presided over Federal Executive Council meetings where key decisions for the country are taken which is a clear indication that he is not physically fit to pilot the affairs of the country

“PMB is confident that his vice Prof Yemi Osinbajo is capable of transforming the country and continuing with the anti-corruption fight in the country, he demonstrated his ability when PMB was on vacation” the source said

President Buhari according to the source has given the three former leaders the opportunity to select a credible Northerner that will deputise Prof Osinbajo and seal a deal with him that he will only complete this term and leave .

“The assignment will be completed before May 29th,2017 when President Buhari will clock two full years in office.The letter will [then]be made public while Osinbajo will complete the remaining two years and retire” the source hinted

Tambuwal is considered for the position of vice president because of his youthful age, performance as House of Representatives Speaker and governor of Sokoto state as well as his acceptability in not only the north but across the country while Kwankwaso who equally performed creditably well as Kano state governor is fronted by Olusegun Obasanjo

No British media referred to him as "a Nigerian born British." He was simply referred to as a former English international. If it were to be terrorist bomber or a murderer, his Nigerian heritage would've been linked to him.

Ronaldo's left foot is almost as good as his right, Messi has only his left leg. Ronaldo shoots from a distance and he's good in the air, yet with all these qualities he still falls short of Messi in my opinion. Ronaldo is not really a team player, he's more obsessed with himself and breaking records than playing for his team, he also has this arrogance about him. The truth is everybody knows that Messi is better except fans of Real Madrid and Man Utd and fans of the Portuguese national team

Is Helping Hands International (H2i) one of the MMMs the CBN warned against?

Nice info

Ajé n'iya mi

When your state governor is jobless

Modern Day Average African Lady

-You find a beautiful one, The brain is empty.
-You find a brilliant one, She looks too serious.
-You find an upgraded one, She's always after human hair and flashy things.
-You find a rich one, She lacks manners.
-You find a hard-working one, She is a career woman.
-You find a serious one, Her ex keeps calling.
-You find a humble one, She doesn't look presentable.
-You find a responsible one, She's not romantic.
-You find a cultured one, She refuses to embrace civilisation.
-You find a simple one, She never takes you serious.
-You find an educated one, She feels she's always right.
-You find an illiterate one, She always gets angry whenever you correct her.
-You find a devoted one, She reports you to her religious instructor each time you have an issue.
-You find a fat one, All she knows is sleep.
-You find a short one, She hardly gets over issues.
-You find a smart one, she lies every time.
This is a serious issue..

Sir Shina Peters - Experience, Ace & Shinamania

Lol

No more soccernet presspass? Why nah?