keep it up Mary

Thanks guys

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

Olohun maje!!

[center]One man was urinating infront of the school building.
Soon after finished, the head of the school call him and said,
why you urine there don't you see what we wrote there
"DON'T URINATE THERE" The man said, oh! I thought it was
the name of the school.[/center]

Studio CFR:

Na to make u have small sense of belonging lol

lol, my dear, I BELONG already

lol
u dey kolo

she is pretty

amen

Studio CFR:

No negative signs dear - allah is my protector.

And i like u too my muslim sister

funny, all these na to woo me?

lol

i like u -10,000 times (take note of the negative sign)

na gaskiya be that

u fainted and i was callimg u back to life

live life na pelu otito

yes, pointed nose wey get 4 bia-bia; 2 dey fight, 1 dey seperate, 1 dey go call police

i've never worried bout u but once

lmho

for ur mind

but my head no big reach ur nose

no i chop goat teeth

i pity ur nl license

lol

u dey rake sef
Ben where art thou?

both jokes are tight dearie. more pls.

larayat:

At d scene of an accident,a man was crying;OH GOD i av lost my hand oh.
sympatiser;dont cry,see dat man he has lost his head,Is he crying?

Ologbon l'ole ye.


my dear Larayat, i like it. *thumbs up*

lol
abeg na

its ok. oya gimme one fine joke na

larayat:

you mean,black

yes Black.if u know him, pls tell him not to return or else,

mumu man

^^ comot and no look back