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She was waiting for her husband James to show up.. Things had changed since their marriage, the once cute, couldn't- live- without-each-other couple had turned bitter because the marriage is yet to produce any child for 4yrs.. Fighting over every little thing, both didn't like the way things had changed. Nike was waiting to see if James remembered it was their anniversary! Just as the door bell rang she ran to find her husband wet and smiling with a bunch of flowers in his hand.. The two started relieving the old days. Making up for fights, there was then plan for champagne, light music. And rain outside! It was perfect But the moment paused when the phone in the bedroom rang. Nike went to pick it up n it was a man.. "Hello ma'am I'm calling from the police station. Is this Mr James Adeyemi's number?" "Yes it is!" " I'm sorry ma'am; but there was an accident and a man died. We got this number from his PURSE; we need u to come and identify his body." Nike's heart sank.. WHAT tha Frickles!!!! "But my husband is here with me?" "Sorry ma'am, but the incident took place at 2pm, when he was boarding the subway. Nike was about to lose her senses. how could this happen!? She knew this type of things she heard about the soul of the person coming to meet a loved one before it leaves! She ran into the other room.. He was not there.. It was true! He had left her for good!! Oh God she would have died for another chance to mend every little fight before! She rolled on the Floor in pain. She lost her chance! Forever! Suddenly there was a noise from the bathroom,the door opened and James came out and again and said.... ."Hun, i forgot to tell u my purse was stolen today" LIFE MIGHT NOT GIVE U A SECOND CHANCE.. SO NEVER WASTE A MOMENT WHEN YOU CAN MAKEUP FOR YOUR DEEDS!!! Its getting to the end of the year let's start making amends... To spouses To parents To in-laws To siblings To friends... And especially to a genuine love we hurt.. 1 Like |
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FROM : National Association of Boyfriends (NABs) TO: National Association of Girlfriends (NAGs) CC: Federal Ministry of Women Affairs BCC: Senate Committee on Conflict Resolution CHANGE IN XMAS REQUEST --------------- --------------- ----------- This is to bring to the notice of the public our concerns and conclusion on this Xmas period. ~ How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB? ~ A tie & expect Brazilian hair? ~ Singlet & expect iPad 2? ~ Cufflinks & expect iPhone4? Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at Chinese Restaurant? Yet we preach gender equality. Well, the National Association of Boyfriends (NABs) has concluded it should be trade by barter this Xmas Season. ~ Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra. ~ If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris". ~ She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair. ~ If she shows up at your door empty handed, put NTA or AIT for her to watch. Don't let her watch your subscribed cable (no free thing). ~ If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil. MFM or CAC to be precise. ~ She gives you a flower, you give her igneous rock from Olumo (all na nature). The above is currently our exchange rate for the Xmas. NATIONAL SECRETARIAT |
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This is a real story of a young ex-Unilag girl who passed away last month. Her name was Lola. She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa. She was working for MTN. She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true lovers. She spent half of the day and most nights talking with Emeka on her phone. Lola's family knew about their relationship. Emeka was very close with Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love). Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends "If I pass away, please bury me with my cell phone" she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't. They went and called some priests in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, they said "this girl misses something here". Then her friends told them about her intentions to bury her with her phone. They asked them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and placed her phone inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could now be moved and they carried it away easily. Everyone was shocked. A day later which was Lola's birthday, Emeka came to their house with gifts but was so shocked to receive d news. He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola d previous day, he then tried calling her phone again in their presence and behold d phone rang nd Lola picked it and they were chatting. They called d priest to come and intervene nd when he came and prayed for 5 hours, it was revealed dat MTN is everywhere u GO. Pls don't shoot me yet cos I'm also looking for d person dat sent me dis,so I can strangle him too.. Heheheh! |
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Akpos and johnny went for an interview for employment. johnny was the first to enter the interviewing office.. (the manager asking johnny questions). Manager: who was the first millitary head of state in Nigeria ![]() Johnny: General Aguyi Ironsi.. Manager: when was the North and southern protectorate in Nigeria Almagamated ![]() Manager. Dat is gud of you.. Question no 3, is it true that the cure for hiv/ aids is discovered ![]() yes but not scientifically proven... Manager: good way of answering questions, pls can you wait for us outside and we will attend to you later... (when johnny went outside akpors asked him).. Akpors: johnny, what are the questions and please tell me the answers??.. (as johnny was about to tell akpors the questions and answer, the manager shouted from inside `NEXT'.. Akpors then said to Johnny).. Akpors. Ok tell me only the answers.. Johnny: answer to number 1 is: General Aguyi Ironsi, number 2 is=1914, number 3 is=yes but not scientifically proven (mumu Akpors got to d interview, after exchanging greetings, d manager told him to sit down) manager. Please sir, What is ur name? Akpors : General Aguyi Ironsi (manager became confused) Manager. Please what year where you born? Akpors: 1914 Manager: (angrily, he shouted at Akpors)!! are u mad?!!! Akpors: Yes, but not scientifically proven.hehehehehehe have a lovely day peepz 2 Likes |
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HOW TO KNOW THEY ARE FOLLOWING SOMONE 4RM THE VILLAGE IF: - after entering a bus, it gets to your turn to pay your fare,and you can’t find your money - If your download Fail at 99% - If you buy a bold 6 for 90k today and the next day the price drops to 20k - U win 100millon,u put am 4bank, nxt week d bank declear bankruptcy - One a first date in a restaurant, after eating fish, the bone hang for your throat - If after working for 30 days,you got fired without salary - After selling your fathers property to go abroad, and you still got deported few weeks later - if you take cheat into the exam hall, and cant understand your own handwriting - If after 6 abortions and d guy still ends up not marrying you - if you submit expo with your answer sheet - when ur frnd wey just come bak from yankee give u cheque wey im no remember to sign B4 he go back - If at age 38 , you still refer to Davido as your role model - if after you use a heavy perfume and your body odour is still stronger than RAID - If After You photoshop yhur Picture….yhu still Ugly Pass Taye Taiwo - If u get expelled 24hrs 2 ur graduation - if ur leg dey show for passport photograph - If You Break-Up With Your Bf and he wins 100million naira the next day! - if the person that you were cursing out in traffic turns out to be the one interviewing you for a job…. - If U lied to Armed robbers that u don’t have a phone, then it rings, & ur ringtone is ‘Ebami K’igbe Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - if you sell ur Kidney to buy a Range rover sport and they steal it d next day - If u carry textbook go exam hall and still dey copy from others.You should know ITS FROM THE VILLAGE heheheheh . Its not ur portion peepz. Have a lovely day jareju |
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no 4get say, na 4 ds our nig were deputy governor becam governor, ds cant happen in akwa abasi ibom state. |
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Failure is nt the end but an opportunity to try again,i was a victim too for almost 10yrs, but thank God am a victor now,i got all in one paper this 2012 after 9 settings,be focus u will make it! 1 Like |
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May God help us! |
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allow God to take control in ur relationship, all will be well. |
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@op is this ur first child? |
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walah fasting na by force,if u lik it or not, |
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walah the moon no one show! |
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Ce-Mum ! |
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Koko-Mma Koko-Ette Koko-boy Eka-Mma Fine-boy etc |
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i cant 4get one faithful day that i sty away frm school b/c of this iron. |
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