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Celebrities / Re: OJB Cries As P-Square Donates N5Million For His Kidney Transplant by billios: 7:38am On Jun 30, 2013 |
pls hope is up to 16M now. |
Celebrities / Re: OJB Has Only 8 Weeks To Survive by billios: 6:12pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
YOU SHALL NOT DIE! 1 Like |
Travel / Re: South Africa Now Visa-Free For Nigerian Official & Diplomatic Passport Holders by billios: 3:18pm On Jun 23, 2013 |
ok. |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs. Spain: What's Your Prediction? by billios: 2:59pm On Jun 23, 2013 |
2-1 |
Education / Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by billios: 3:25pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
we notice that hippopotamus, tortoise, snakes, crocodile and lizards find their ways to people houses in onnitsha hereoooool |
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram: Girl Identifies Parents’ Killer In Maiduguri by billios: 7:48am On Jun 17, 2013 |
God help us... .................. |
Religion / Re: Missing Child From Winners Church Found Two Years After by billios: 7:31am On Jun 17, 2013 |
To God be the Glory.................. |
Jokes Etc / Fathers Day!!! by billios: 8:08pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
Just today in church, pastor ask all the fathers to come out, a newly wedded man went out and every body wher so surprise "so he had a child"? wow so the pastor ask him Akpos are a father? and he said my wife calls me daddy....... |
Education / Re: NANS Senate-President, 4 Others Die In Auto Crash by billios: 7:44am On Jun 14, 2013 |
mobile.saharareporters.com/news-page/four-nans-leaders-die-auto-accident-way-uyo |
Education / Re: NANS Senate-President, 4 Others Die In Auto Crash by billios: 7:27am On Jun 14, 2013 |
Mm Ekpo hope you are happy now, b/c that is wht u want..... 1 Like |
Education / Re: NANS Senate-President, 4 Others Die In Auto Crash by billios: 7:22am On Jun 14, 2013 |
Mma Ekpo hope you are happy now b/c this is wht u want........ |
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic On Set Of 'Streets Of Calabar by billios: 10:52pm On Jun 13, 2013 |
the more you look.... |
Crime / Re: School Proprietor Caught Defiling 11-year-old Pupil by billios: 4:04pm On Jun 13, 2013 |
that is June 12 for you!! |
Education / Re: 3 University Of Uyo Students Killed By Police by billios: 12:14pm On Jun 13, 2013 |
that is june 12 for you...... |
Education / Re: Riot In University of Uyo: Can Any One Confirm? by billios: 7:39am On Jun 13, 2013 |
June 12 is alwayz like this! WHY? |
Education / Re: 3 University Of Uyo Students Killed By Police by billios: 11:54pm On Jun 12, 2013 |
Five students (5) has been confirmed death as at now, |
Romance / Re: Younger Men Dating Older Women - Reasons by billios: 8:51pm On Jun 11, 2013 |
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom.. 2 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Susan Peters Outfit At A Fashion Show by billios: 4:26pm On Jun 05, 2013 |
hmmmmnmmmmmmmm like what? |
Politics / Re: Which State Is The Most Accomodating In Nigeria by billios: 6:31pm On Jun 03, 2013 |
Akwa Abasi Ibom State........ |
Family / Re: What Do You Do When You Are Angry? by billios: 2:45pm On May 18, 2013 |
i will just keep silent. |
Jokes Etc / A Frustrated Principal On A Monday Morning by billios: 3:59pm On May 16, 2013 |
A frustrated Principal on a monday morning at the Assembly says: 'Since the Genesis of this term, some students have been Exodusing to town. I will use my Levitical power to Deuteronomise their Numbers. To do this, I have appointed Joshua as one of the Judges, Ruth and Samuel as Kings. To Chronicle the events is Ezra. While Nehemiah and Esther will complete the Job. And they shall all sing in Psalm and speak in Proverbs. To be cøntînûƐd........ |
Jokes Etc / All You Need To Know! by billios: 11:25am On May 16, 2013 |
SCHOOL: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. STUDENT: someone who knows little of everything. PROFESSOR: someone that knows a lot about so little. LECTURE: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. NURSE: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor. degree and a woman gains her masters. DIVORCE: Future tense of Marriage. CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOM : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. COMPROMISE : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. DICTIONARY : A place where success comes before work. FATHER: A banker provided by nature. CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. DOCTOR : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. SMILE : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. YAWN: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes E.T.C .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do... 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Shop Locking. by billios: 7:14am On May 10, 2013 |
If you are unmarried, store this as info to use when you do get married. For the married please share with your spouse. MANY women have boasted in my presence of how often they have had to ‘lock shop’ early, or how they lock shop for weeks, sometimes months, in order to teach their hubby a lesson or just to spite him. These women have the impression that they can do as they please, because they have the ‘shop’ keys. As a result, they lock shop for every little reason, without consideration to the ‘shopper’. There are exceptions to every rule, and opinions will sometimes differ. However, where shop-locking is concerned, my philosophy is that shop should remain open at all times. I agree that teeth and tongue will meet, but shop-locking should never be used as a weapon or tool in conflict resolution. Couples should find subtle ways to solve problems. It is a fact that not all ‘shops’ have a common closing time. As a matter of fact when one shop door closes, another is usually right around the corner with a big neon sign that blinks ‘OPEN FOR BUSINESS’. Be wary of shops that are open late! The goods they stock are usually illegal, contaminated or expired. In fact, not NAFDAC approved. Ladies, if you or your hubby should get sick or go to an early grave, let it not be due to consumption of tainted goods from another woman’s shop. Shop-locking adds fuel to fire in most cases. Women should never be fooled into believing that by putting up a ‘CLOSED’ sign on the shop door; they are on their way to problem solving. Ladies, a hungry man will not allow himself to starve to death. Some will stop at nothing in their quest to satisfy their seemingly insatiable hunger. They will accept anything, whether hot and spicy or cold and icy. Some men will eat food not for taste, but for mere survival. They eat to live, to satisfy a need. That is the nature of man. When shop locks, who suffers more? In reality, isn’t it the shopkeeper more than the shopper? Women, please, I implore you, learn to keep your shop open. Stop closing shop for every little reason. Open shop in shop seasons. Open shop on holidays. Open shop late at nights. Open shop during storm and hurricane. In short, open short when shop should be open. Even the well-bred man who eats out and scrupulously cleans his hands and mouth will bring home even a morsel from his street meal. Visualise what could happen when shop reopens for business as usual and some of his contaminated crumbs fall onto your plate. Imagine that you have contributed to this scenario by locking shop. A word is sufficient for the…………… |
Food / Re: What Other Name Do You Call Garri by billios: 7:23pm On May 04, 2013 |
Garriton |
Phones / Re: What Is The Full Meaning Of MTN? by billios: 7:13am On Apr 12, 2013 |
pls whic one i go take, Mobile Telecommunication Network or Mobile Telephone Network? |
Jokes Etc / If This Happen To U. by billios: 3:45pm On Jan 15, 2013 |
U wanted to be rich and U went to a native doctor and he told U that U will be the richest man on earth on the condition that U will be mad for one full year. U agreed. Now U have been mad for eleven months and thirty days remaining just one day and a pastor from no where came and cast the spirit of madness out of U, what will U do? 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is The Most Funniest Comedian In Nigeria? by billios: 5:38pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
is Billios. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by billios: 6:07pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
so u are blind!!!!!!!! sorry 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Your Mood by billios: 5:46pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Whats your mood right now ? (‘-’) Smiling (!_!) Crying (‘;’) Angry (‘:’) Bored (‘.’) Proud (‘o’) Hungry (‘?’) Confuse (-.-) Sleepy Others specify ... |
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