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Education / Re: Free Admissions Into Finnish Universities(2009 New Rules) by bjluv: 3:50pm On Oct 12, 2009
Nzewiworks (Nzewine) what you are trying to do is already old school grin
Education / Re: Study In Finland In 2009: Do It Youself by bjluv: 5:56pm On Oct 06, 2009
NO FOOL SHOULD PAY FOR ANY INFORMATION THAT IS ALREADY IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN.
These guys doing this should be really ashamed of themselves.
Education / Re: Free Admissions Into Finnish Universities(2009 New Rules) by bjluv: 5:42pm On Oct 06, 2009
ELDERLAGON:

pardon my French.We need meaningful posts,not name calling.

Thank you O Elderlagon, you sabi French too much grin
Education / Re: Free Admissions Into Finnish Universities(2009 New Rules) by bjluv: 3:53pm On Oct 06, 2009
cool zil:

bjdog, u are just my puppy!! u aint barking enough like a grown dog, i which u could swallow a mic, so i can hear u loud and clear,  tongue, u talking bout abaka, or what else u call it, OMG, it's a shame  your i.q is so low cus u couldnt guess right. i aint in Finland, yeah, cus i aint gat any bizz right there now even though i av many real countrymen there, neva know someone as brainless as u exists in dat quiet country, just a min, (SHOUT OUT 2 ALL D REAL PEEPS IN FINLAND), im sorry fool, i aint talking 2 yah.  im settled elsewhere and i move anywhere i want @ any fucking time, its a shame 2 even come down so low 2 your level, believe it or not, it wont be of any help 2 yah, gay! i feel u, i understand u bro, i'm gon humble my ass down, ONly if u put your lil privates in your mama's ass so she could give u a stupid lil brat like u, its almost winter now i feel pain 4 your ass as d FINNISH COLD is gon chill u so hard like a FROZEN COD, im sorry shithead, just rhyming! lets keep d ball rolling, BEEF!!,  kiss

Clown, come up with better lines,  you are just too weak dawg. All the lines there are all stolen so it shows what reside in your skull. Wish I know where your gay ass is, I might have lived there or visiting there you this gay mouth. Hope you don't brag again that you are in the US though cheesy  and  I wont be surprise if you are settled in Mars, Pluto or Jupiter tongue. It is not important where you settle but it is important what comes out of your rotten skull,  true or false, it helps others making decision when they are looking for study place and where to relocate to. The richest folks do not brag as you do clown. Have you heard anything about people on this list? None of them make noise about their street hustlers in their respective countries. grin cheesy

FYI, you can say what you want about Finland, if you don't live or visit there {or somewhere else} quite often, you better keep your mouth shut! You cant tell others about a place you dont know too well,  reading about it in a book or hearing from your street hustlers in Finland isnt the same as experiencing it! By the time you read this, I might be laying on the beach somewhere in the westcoast of the US wondering what a scum of the earth you are!

My advise to you: go back to school, study, then study again and study well,  get your certificates {degrees}, work hard and go get a job. Pray it is well-paid with benefits [lotsa] and will also develop your skills and maybe then with God on your side, all those dreams of yours could be fulfilled wink Hope you'd learn from this debate  grin
Education / Re: Free Admissions Into Finnish Universities(2009 New Rules) by bjluv: 6:17pm On Oct 02, 2009
cool zil:

see dis bastard, retarded punk ass niggah spitting crap! u are just a fool and worthless pauper like your ancestors, u are d kid here not me and if u are lucky 2 be older than me u should be ashamed of urself cus u sound like shit ! im sure d finnish cold has frozen your brain, so u aint using it right, gay!, i brag, i brag, i brag bout what i av, who else would do it better 4 me if i dont? Finnish ape, what else could u do in finland if not 2 hustle and do shit on d street of helsinki or wherever village u are, u need 2 come out of the box and see d way your mates are living large and running big towns where i am. Me and u aint @ thesame level cus am better than u, u cant even contest with me here cus your life is on d line, i wish i could call one of my hommies in finland 2 put a hole in dis murderfucker running his mouth!!!!! sounds like a treat? yes it is, cus dis is beef! pls come ova suck my privates, wink asshole

Get out of your cage baboon and go to school first!!! You need it cheesy
Dreamer aint even in Finland and talking like he lives there - in your wildest dreams. Run that jungles of yours and kill every member there with your bragging attitude but dont bring that to where normal people live. Please run your abakalikki very well or humble your broke cracked ass down. Yes you might be old but your mentality is a kid's own and even if you are kid, you have a long way to go and you talk like the later.

Put your d.i.c.k in your dad's mouth like I said or find one with AIDS on the tip for yourself. You deserve one. You are better than everyone in the world - yeah right. You are some god ok? Call one of your gay friends and tell them whatever you like. They can send the euros to you - that is what you live on. Without their chicken changes, you prob will be on the streets of lagos somewhere in Ikeja or Agege, begging to survive. They are prob also on the streets of Helsinki hustling like you are- same ol' fools everywhere. If you know Finland or Nordic countries too well, you will already know your monkey friends cant do shit. Go hammer your brains to some wall baboon. You aint no pac or BIG paranoid slowpoke.
Education / Re: Free Admissions Into Finnish Universities(2009 New Rules) by bjluv: 7:32pm On Oct 01, 2009
cool zil:

u dis privates head gay, so u are still alive? u are just a fool claiming 2 b wise! did i hear u say university of helsinki? did i mention it on dis post that i am skooling in Finland, u are a sick asshole, crack head niggah with stinky mouth. Lucky 2 travel 2 Finland,  me?  cheesy, who said i need a travel permit  in d 1st place, if u are lucky enough 2 be where i am  2day , anyway its not even 4 your type!  Believe it or not i gat d swagga and i brag bout dat, i aint even gat time 2 talk 2 a broke ass niggah like u, u should be on d street hustling 2 pay bills and if u want some cool shit, cum suck my di*k. U talking bout baboon OMG, is dat what u  were called d 1st time u landed @ heathrow or gatwick, dats only even if u av bin 2 d uk as u mention b4, go n eat bitch ass niggah!


You are soft fool. Come with better lines in your after life. You are just too weak. Go learn up! You know it has been said, "Empty barrels make the most noise". You are another example of an empty barrel. You brag too much on your peanuts so keep it up, you will pick up a slut with that I know - Good for you!  grin You might as well brag and tell us all the house you have all around the world, all the exotic and luxurious cars in your garage, all the digits you have in several bank accounts in different countries, all the gold, platinium, diamond you have as investment, all the zillions you have in various funds, all the ownership in several blue chip companies, all the records you broke, all the airport lounges you have passed through, all the everything donkey- You are still brainless and worth sh*t to me.

Last one for you because this shows you are a kid and you need to grow up. I wont continue with you ; just a waste of good time. You are a hustler running in the streets, I am not. You claim to have swagger and u seem to be d.i.c.k sucking on here - I am no gay so I wont come near you. Tell your dad that ok? He might enjoy sucking your asshole too as desert after licking your d.i.c.k. Nicely tell your momma to eat that bitchass you talk about. And finally, go eat a d.i.c.k with AIDS on the tip and die slow you lost baboon.
Education / Re: Free Admissions Into Finnish Universities(2009 New Rules) by bjluv: 10:55pm On Sep 30, 2009
cool zil:

@bjluv or bjdog, just rhymed like a rapstar,  grin, u punk asshole telling me about Helsinki n skool stuffs in Europe, i dont blame u cus u dont know who u are dealing with! , i had wanted 2 say sorry 4 d statement i made b4 but u've just crossed d your boundary with dat stupid statement, if u av bin 2 d uk million times who give a mess bout dat, oh!! how i wish i could trip dis gay around town, upgrade u n show u a lil bit of swagga, with your stinky mouth open wide with saliva dropping on d, floor, slowpoke!

Fool, you make no sense. Maybe you should read your text again to realise you need to go back to a primary school in Nigeria and learn properly. MOST IMPORTANTLY, UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU LEARN, APINA!. I wonder how you would even end up in a university in Helsinki - you should be in some peruskoulu smiley Instead of you to accept your error, you run your mouth about swagger this swagger that. I know alot of you who brag about empty pockets and cashnotes on this and that. What does that have to do with this in the first place? FYI, what you eat dont make me shit, fool! You can as well keep whatever plan in your town to yourself and endeavour to upgrade yourself first - your post shows you REALLY need that.

Now, I know better who I am dealing with,  and that is why I responded as such and wont change it. Goodbye to your brainless self, go ahead and swagger your way up to the UN. When you are there, make a reference to this discusssion so that we can all know that the worthless, good-for-nothing baboon known as cool zil on nairaland made it with his swagger. You should even be happy and grateful, Finland was kind enough to let a baboon like you who escaped from the jungles of Africa live among people here -  what an ungrateful animal you are! tongue

Have a nice day and may your swagger self learn to write, read, understand what you read before giving your baseless, worthless and useless opinion! Maybe in the end you can be a little bit more wiser than what you are now,  and most importantly humble your rotten black ass so people can lift your swaggerless ass up! tongue
Education / Re: Free Admissions Into Finnish Universities(2009 New Rules) by bjluv: 1:55am On Sep 30, 2009
cool zil:

@ bjluv,

u really suck wit dat statement and your mouth stinks!!, i dont blame u, saying finland has more jobs than d uk has even shown your level of ignorance, come and check out  how many students and immigrants are employed  in the uk through different schemes  and are working legally. Of course english is not the first language in the nordic countries but from xperience they still communicate well in english more than other part of europe, dat is y they offer education in English!!!asshole

@cool zil the Baboon, are you from some village? cheesy

I can see you are on some cheap vodka and im cool with that junk you wrote up there, dickhead grin If my mouth stink YOU as a whole is rotten. Have I ever mentioned that Finland has got more jobs than the UK? Stopping abusing that cheap vodka slowpoke! I have lived in the UK, being there uncountable times and I know how things work so I dont need to go and check that.

Have you actually sat down in one of those English classes in somewhere like Kemi-Tornio or Varkaus For your information, Helsinki isnt Finland and not even everyone in Helsinki [the capital if you dont know] speak fluent English. They offer education in English to attract some dumb idiots like you to class and prove how brainless you are so that they can get useless points about their ideas of Africans. cheesy Thank God we still have very intelligent, wise and brave Africans [Nigerians] who prove them otherwise - you DO NOT seem to be among those that do that.

Thank God also that the government realised the motives of these schools in time and restructured the whole system. FYI, Finland or Nordic countries are not the only ones in Europe for that matter offering education in English. There are other countries doing same even in far away Asia!

I said "Not everyone in Nordic countries speak english not to talk of fluent." I can stand on that and I repeat: NOT EVERYONE SPEAK ENGLISH FLUENTLY IN NORDIC COUNTRIES. FINLAND INCLUSIVE.

Because they offer education in English DOES NOT mean THEY ARE FLUENT SPEAKERS! When you are sober and done with your cheap drug/ethanol, read my text again you this rotten piece of sh*t.
Travel / Re: Two British Nigerians Detained In China Unlawfully. by bjluv: 10:52pm On May 28, 2009
Nigerians and their complains, if the suit doesn't fit, take it off. IMHO cheesy
Travel / Re: Discrimination Towards Our Parents At Finnish Embassy Abuja! by bjluv: 10:47pm On May 28, 2009
Interesting, the OP is an illiterate and she is lying. I have known complete Nigerian couple who have invited their parents over and they visited and went back. I have known a student while studying here invited her mother here and she went back. What is the fuss all about race?

Your parents application doesn't worth a visa to S.Africa not to talk of Finland. Go get a life and not come here screaming ur throat out. No one force you to sit your ass there. After you enjoy asylum say, you chop Kela money up the the point that you got citizenship and you think they will allow you to bring your parents here and ask for more welfare money? Sosu have no right to support you, your family and your parents while they are here. If you are not working and contributing loads of cash back to the state than what you have received, you aint getting shit. You should already know by now Finland like all the Nordic countries are not having capitalist democracy.

They are not stupid,  they know more about you than you think you know. And what right do you think you have to automatically get visa for your extended family? In the Finnish law, your parents are no more your "family" they are extended. A family includes husband, wife and children (full stop)

Plus Finland, no be your papa own am. grin
Education / Re: Free Admissions Into Finnish Universities(2009 New Rules) by bjluv: 10:16pm On May 28, 2009
Everyone on this thread can beef at Jassie all they want. He has laid the facts right and he is like 98% true meaning, almost true. Jassie what your boy told you about Norway isn't right either. Norway can be better in terms of the society but being a Nigerian there is like trash. Do you know about the Naija girls who end up prostituting on the streets of Olso? Oslo is full of them, all naija girls who will brag to friends and family back home that they are some bank manager, accountant e.t.c back home. Same goes to the naija guys too who run admission runs for others back home like those that pollute this forum. Some of them have been caught recently from Helsinki to Stockholm to Oslo to Copenhagen,

I ain't trying to beef no ibo, yoruba, hausa or whatnot but let the truth be known people. Illegit runs isn't even possible in Finland/Nordic region. You wil get caught.

cool zil, you are damn wrong. Not everyone  in Nordic countries speak english not to talk of fluent.
Finland, getting a job is more difficult in UK than in Finland? You must be on some vodka.
Travel / Re: Nigerians In Sweden, How Is The Economy And Life Generally by bjluv: 8:47pm On May 27, 2009
Nigerians running away from home here, if you are coming here, read this first before making your mind.

dapsycool, why did you ran away from that topic?  wink
Education / Re: Tuition Fees Delayed In Sweden Till 2011. So Act Fast by bjluv: 10:35pm On May 17, 2009
Many of the students rushing in now might find it very funny when they arrive and school fees come to play. I wonder how many would be able to pay that huge amount of school fees when they cant find job to even pay rent & food not to talk of paying school fees.
Education / Re: Tuition Fees Delayed In Sweden Till 2011. So Act Fast by bjluv: 9:15am On May 15, 2009
Maybe it will come b4 2011 tongue
Travel / Re: Nigerians In Sweden, How Is The Economy And Life Generally by bjluv: 9:12am On May 15, 2009
so how many people got admission and coming here? lol
Travel / Re: 2010 DV Loottery: I Was Single, Now I'm Married by bjluv: 8:55am On May 15, 2009
Results out in May-June. You getting yours in April is kinda tricky though
Travel / Re: Nigerians In Finland. by bjluv: 8:51am On May 15, 2009
You must be kidding right? part time study
It is Finland and not England , grin
Travel / Re: Tell Us About The City Where You Live by bjluv: 2:07am On Mar 01, 2009
@almondjoy, what a great city you live in but, how do you cope with over 40 degree celsius shocked I was in Las Vegas last August and the heat was OH-MY-GOD shocked shocked
@blackspade, LA isnt bad at all. Nice city, drove into LA str8 to the market area very near downtown and all I could see are those mexicano chop or lets say foreign shops. If i didnt drive away as fast as I could from that area, I would have thought that was the whole of LA grin
Phones / Re: Naija Mobiles (operator) With Landline Numbers by bjluv: 7:11pm On Apr 05, 2008
Donseaun, can you please elaborate? I am getting the 0702 from starcomms from them
Properties / Re: Buying A Land & Building by bjluv: 5:37pm On Apr 05, 2008
waoh! that place has got xpensive over the years too, well I will have to keep saving more then. Just bought myself a house here and I think I can still push the naija house to some later time wink Could I have an estimate to have a 3bedroom or 4 on a plot of land? Like how much will that be
Investment / Re: Nigerian Banks, Stockbrokers, And Services For Nigerians Abroad by bjluv: 10:33pm On Apr 03, 2008
@NBA, havent been here in like a century!

Nice to hear a black man and naija for that matter dey ski grin Well you should come with the fam to the SantaClaus land here in the Nordics or then try the Norweigian laplands---you sure would enjoy skiing at its best

on the calling thingy, well you can check any of betamax services but you sure need to shine your eye with them however. several clones and cheaps rates to naija
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by bjluv: 10:21pm On Apr 03, 2008
the last time I was here, it was page 420-something and now it is 734---u guys, i throway salut!
Phones / Re: Naija Mobiles (operator) With Landline Numbers by bjluv: 9:51pm On Apr 03, 2008
thnx dragnet and hayprof, I heard reltel isnt good and I have experience calling their 404 number, terrible. Who owns the 0870 and 0804. I called once 0702 and I was charge a very expensive mobile rate and I was made to understand it is a new premiun mobile number series in Nigeria embarassed angry

So that thing was landline ---goddamit!!! angry shocked
Properties / Buying A Land & Building by bjluv: 9:43pm On Apr 03, 2008
Anyone know if 1.5m naira is enough to buy a land and build a house on it back in naija. what areas would you guys recommend? I have 1.5milion naira at hand and I would like to get one house with that if possible,
Adverts / Re: Uk Phone Number That Rings To Your Mobile Or Landline In Nigeria! by bjluv: 10:53pm On Mar 28, 2008
afrinets:

When words are many transgression is not lacking!

l know who you are! l just meant, that hense you said can do all about us number, that you shld give me a 0800 UK toll free. lf you said all is free.

l know Nigerians are here on the internet looking for free things, and thereby always get scammed.

Both US and UK phone numbers are all free, including toll free, local numbers, vanity and others! mumu them!

No problem in all, Good luck to Nigerians!


man you are screwed and really looking for money and i wont doubt the fact that dem mumu you want to capture will come to you and you sort of sound like the king of mumu now and you are getting busted!

cheesy cheesy wink cheesy

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