SmartPolician:
Gbemishile, what part of Lagos is your company located?

That's the best way to start.

Meanwhile, Seun does not want to fix snail-paced Nairaland now.

He probably wants us to dump the site for him like most of us plan to dump Nigeria for Buhari and his minions.

Honestly I thought I'm the only one noticing this slowness of nairaland which has been going on since, why isn't seun trying to fix this, it can get frustrating at times

What of your number? Is the phone still available?
Call me on 08145042371

Hello, you aren't picking calls
Is your redmi note 8 still available?

hisgrace090:



Screenshot of my almost 3 month old note 8 pro.

Sell it to me and go get Samsung

Zabiboy:





This is exactly where 90%+ of men get it wrong..
Marriage doesnt and would never guarantee you unlimited access to sex..
Infact, single guys get laid more than most married men...

This is the absolute fact

Who is this person derailing this thread.
@op caution these idiots

seunmsg:
Onu is Igbo so I’m not surprised. This is the same country where Adeosun was hounded out of office because of an irrelevant NYSC certificate.

Chima Igwe forged a PHD attestation to get rapidly promoted since 2002. He did not complete the PhD program until 2020, 18 years later. Demoting him shouldn’t even be an option in the first place, he should have been dismissed outrightly. But no, his Igbo brother want to keep him in office as DG of a federal research agency. The same people who cry about merit everyday are the ones doing everything to destroy merit in the public service.

Look how you brought tribalism to this thread, later you will claim to be neutral.

blessing12345:
My dear juju is real during my university days, a man gave a boy 1000 naira as food money because the boy came to beg him, thereafter after giving the boy money, he found out that his 9000 naira he Withdraw at zenith bank dissapeared from his pocket, something in him just told him to call the boy back, when he called the boy back as he also alerted the security man, they searched the boy and they found about 50,000 naira in his pocket, the man was surprised and told the boy that u have all this money and u are still begging and then the boy confessed that he has a jazz and charm that anyone that gives him money all the money in your bag and pocket will enter into his pocket and that his y he's begging so DAT people money will enter into his pocket as he is begging them.

Arrant bulshit

Chuksmonika:
(1)I think it is very important that members of this Great Nairaland Family and Indeed the General Public get to know the Newest Method being Used by Internet Fraudsters in scamming members of the Public...This is How they Now Operate;
(2)They will put a call across to your Number,Telling you that they are calling from your Bank,And that Federal Government have Given them the go ahead Order to pay in twenty thousand Naira into your account as your own share of the Covid-19 parliative(Nothing is Further from the Truth).
(3)They will Tell you your Name,and your Date of Birth,Just as it appear in your account,Just to look Real....After that,They will tell you that your account and Atm card has been compromised as a result of the Atm or POS that you have been using to withdraw Money..
(4)They will also tell you Not to worry,that they will handle it to make sure the 20k lands in your account,they will ask you to Give them your account Number,the Long digits in the front of your Atm card,and also the digits at the back(normally 3 to 7 in number),and also the expiry date of your Atm,then they ask you to wait,that you will get the alert of 20k in 5mins time.
(5)Please it is very Important that you know this New trick by fraudsters,So as not to fall victim,cause if you try to make the Mistake of giving those details Out,You Will receive the Shock of your life in less than 5mins(And the banks May not be able to help),...All these happened to me,so i thought to share it with you guys,so that you can be in the know of their New trick...
Thank you all,#Stay safe#,protect yourself from Fraudsters!

Please,Lalasticlala,Mynd44 move to front page,so that Nairalanders can be aware of these fraudsters latest tricks

It will take a foolish and ignorant person to give out all those card details just to receive payment.

Kingsleyyx:
I love my wife but I have been hurting her for years. In fact I had make her look like a devil in the eyes of my parents and siblings. I will not hide any truth from you because right now, I am trying to find a solution on how to win my wife's heart back.

I womanize a lot. I have a particular side chick that my wife is even aware of down our street. I love this girl with the whole of my heart. Anytime am with her I feel contented. I sponsored her through school with her younger brother and I also set up a provision store for her mum. I so much love this girl and infact I stopped having numerous chicks because of her. She is everything a man can wish for. She pampered me like a baby and she is an expert on how to sex a man and make him draw spits. I invested alot on this lady and never cared for the mother of my children.

The first and the last time I beat my wife was the day she called my girlfriend to insult her and I was with the girl that night. She put it on speaker. I went home and beat my wife blue black. Though I regretted my action and apologized to her.

Since then I didn't hide my extramarital affair from my wife. My girl will call and I will speak freely in the presence of my wife. She won't say pim. I wanted this girl to be pregnant but she just wouldn't be.

After, I started frustrating my wife so that she can leave the house and the girl can move in, but no matter what I did to my wife, she will never talk. I stopped having sex with her and and she never for once complained. I started taking my girlfriend to family function in place of my wife, still my wife was not affected. I siezed her shop key and gave to this girl as her graduation gift. My wife did not talk and she didn't leave my house. I planned all evils but she wasn't affected by it.

This my side chick is now pregnant with another man's. I have threatened her to abort the baby that I will forgive her and marry her, but she said am too old for her. When she and her family was collecting and spending my money, she didn't know that I am too old then.

Now am tired of fighting for someone that can never be mine. I want to face what's mine. Can you imagine that I just realised that my first born will write WAEC this year. Am so ashamed of my self. My wife has become so old and very slim. I wanted to hug her, but I don't know where to start from. It's been years we last had a physical body contact. We don't even sleep in the same room. The kids are looking at me like a stranger. I can't even crack jokes with them.

Please help me, how do I start and what should I do to win my family love back? I promise to do whatever you tell me to.

When is this Nigerian movie going to be released?

Oyiboman69:
Your wife won't give you anytime you want it...women do act funny sometimes when it come to sex even when in marriage so you'll have to bear it cos that's one among many complications in marriage.
And for your sexual urge, it is normal. We humans are wired differently and marriage won't change it either...

@op this is the perfect answer you should expect.
Nothing to add here.

pfadom:
The poor lady sold herself to slavery. If you carefully go through the passport the following puzzles will strike you.

1. Going by the first and middle names (PEACE UFUOMA), she is likely to have hailed from the South East.

2. BUSARI is not an Igbo name.

3. The lady was born in Ibadan.

My conclusion is that the syndicate generated a Nigerian international passport with pseudonym for the lady and she presented herself for this at AKURE immigration office.

A word is enough for the wise. Don't self yourself to slavery.

If her name is truly ufuoma then I think she is likely from Delta. Igbos don't bear that name though it sounds like an Igbo name.
But I doubt your analysis.

Acme45:
Man you should even be happy your wife wants four kids and you are complaining.Am married for four years now nothing still praying and you're here complaining. Had it been I have such wife i will be in paradise on earth.Man up and corporate with her , God will take care of the children. you re not living by your power. Don't even listen to those telling you to stop at 2, because you don't know the future only God.most of the persons advising you, check properly they are not married.they are still under their parents!

I have 2 b boys right now but my wife wants 4 I'm not having any of it.
You talk as if you don't know the country we are in, besides it's not easy having 2 hyperactive boys running around and scattering things in the house, it's not easy at all training kids.
I wish one of them were a girl so my wife will let me rest with her talk about having girl child.

itsme01:


you just keep throwing insult over and over again, dude aint bothered with your childish insult

You are the first to start hate talk, so you deserve all the insult and more.
If you were to be in the man's shoes will the racist Germans spare you because you are Yoruba man?
You your brain it's not there for fancy you hate filled scum.

CrimeKsmart:
When will say igbos are full of hatred, they will come here to tell us this forum is a faceless forum, you can't tell who is who but check Facebook and all other social media, majority of the people who are happy about the latest happening in Nigeria are igbos.

When you give them back the hatred or insult, they will bring God into it or start shouting marginalization. The hatred from them is just too much.

This your write up is as senseless as you are,
Pray tell how did you know the ethnicity of the op?

Your kids hasn't started school yet and we are calculating feeding money, huh.... What happens when they do?
Zip up and double your hustle

@ the bolded, this isn't necessary, just give him your advice and move on.

@op like someone said before 10 to 15k a week should be ok if properly managed.

freecocoahubby:



Who mentioned anything about conspiracy theories here? It's your own comment on 5G that proves how inherently daft you are... even scientists, tech experts and health professionals have come out to explain the dangers of radiation from 5G on our health.

People like you are the reason why those French doctors think they can experiment with their vaccines on Africans as if we're animals.. so dumb, uncivilized and primitive in your thinking and too proud to realise it..

You think embracing 5G makes you civilised? lol. Learn to be an independent thinker - utilize the little of what's left of your brain and carry out research of your own.

I'm out.

The bolded actually apply to you for real.
Get sense please

Unelephantable:
The man would be the one to beg and plead for sex.

Why?

A woman can get money from a thousand and one other ways but a man can only get sex (not just pleasure of any sort, but real sexual intercourse) from a woman.
Periodt

Don't women want or desire sex too?

Mizwisdom:


It's just a simple operation which is also reversible. Speak with your family planning doctor, he/she will direct you.

Thanks

Mizwisdom:




If you want endless sex, go for vasectomy. You and your wife won't have to worry about pregnancy any more.

Where do they do this in Lagos and at what cost?

ubunja:

I have always said this.

In love, sex is a weapon. A girl can give you unrestricted access to the kitten as Friends With Benefits, but the moment you catch feelings and propose and ask her to be your girl THE LEGS WILL CLOSE.

The game has changed. You're now in love, sex can't be free for you anymore. To the pool boy and the garden boy and the gateman it will be free. Not for you. Because you have fallen in love. The legs close. Because the only thing a woman has as a bargaining chip in a relationship is her kitten. So she'll start rationing it and controlling your access to it to get the most out of it: eg: She wants a new phone? She closes her legs. You buy the phone. The Legs open.
She wants you to send her mother money? She closes her legs. You send her mother money. The Legs open. Etc. It's how the game works...

If you're having sex with a girl No Strings Attached, then one day you tell her you love her and want her to be your girl, what you have really communicated to that girl is that YOU LOVE HER kitten SO MUCH THAT YOU WANT TO OWN IT EXCLUSIVELY. And the girl has to do what any logical businessman will do when his product is in demand: Hike the price.

And so the girl who used to open her legs willy-nilly for you before you dated, now opens them maybe once a week, and grudgingly. Why? Because men are so focused on sex that to get their attention, a woman has to cut access to the sex then tie her own needs to the man's access to sex to get what she wants. Eg: a girl wants his man to pay college fees for her brother?
She does this:
The man comes home one day to find her girl stressed and looking downcast. Upon asking what's the matter she tells him: "Baby I'm so stressed my young brother hasn't paid his College fees and its giving me headaches I can't even think of sex right now!"
bham!!!! The legs have been closed. That's how they're closed. Even though the guy doesn't see it.

And to open the legs again, the guy has to find the money for her young brother to pay his college fees. After the man has done so, the legs will snap open.

Thats really how the game works in marriage. As I explained in my writeup "How Women Gold Dig You".

But so many men are naive and don't understand this. Too bad.

Ubunjaaaa!!!!
You are 100% right on this lots of men don't know this.
Damm!!

Petyprincess:

Nairaland will not kill me o
It's funny how people think married men have more sex until they get married nd reality drawns on them, infact na wife deny sex more in marriage!! So intending married men don't think because you married she will be opening leg for you everytime,have said my own o

So true lots of young single people don't know that, they think it's so about sex sex sex in marriage until they marry and find out some times they will beg for it without even getting it.

Why do lots of people think married men have sex all the time?
For close to a month now I've not even touched not to talk of doing.
There are lots of reasons why sex is not always regular at homes of married men, in my home for example, wifey is too fertile any small touch na pregnant, and family planning methods don't go well with her body.
Meeeen it's not easy o

grossintel:
The poor guy have a lot of responsibilities, and his family depends on him. You want him to kick them out because of what exactly? If you can't help him sort himself abeg clear road. Nonsense! haba women self!

Funny enough you can see how her fellow women are supporting her like seriously,
Because she is wearing ring, the young man should throw away his family to marry her so that she will make life miserable for him.

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There is this question that has always been on my mind about relationships between the sexes, why do Nigerian girls think once a man is in relationship with them it must lead to marriage?
And once the relationship starts they will start counting years etc.
Must it always lead to marriage?
Can't they just enjoy the moment?
With the way divorce has skyrocketed in recent times, one wonders why these relationships are always all about marriage for most ladies.
I'm just asking ni o
Before people crucify me.

dominique:
How did they reach the conclusion that he was the one that pushed her off now? She could have jumped for all we know

My sister I tire oo, Nigerians and reactions always reacting like chemical.
How did they know that he is the one that pushed her down, and he is even still around the house without running away.

Greatdre:
The little research I made also showed that many people are not happy in their marriages but will come public to display their marriage or spouse as the next best thing. A woman can be receiving consistent beating from the husband on a daily basis but would still display her husband to the outside world as the best man on earth. Thats the kind of society we find ourselves. Nobody wants to be ridiculed for having a bad spouse or union.

True that

DaBullIT:
i know idiots will be feeling justified


but a member of the first family reported that her line " HAS BEEN HIJACKED''


Essentially the line can be said to have been spoofed and no matter how delicious this guy's interview sounds, he recieved calls and sms on that line

those who said the sim was returned back to him is a sign that okolie is innocent, hahahaha i laugh at your stupidity

i am 80% certain DSS took the sim to MTN's office and made corrections


one thing is certain , the guy recieved calls he wasn't supposed to recieve and he PROBABLY tried to defraud / trick one of the callers into sending money


that's my assumption and i stand by it , in the first report , it was said that a member of okolie's family was arrested in order to force okolie to return

and that business meeting for supplying building materials ? it's probably a crime boss who wanted to arrange how payment will be recieved from the person they were about to scam

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