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Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 7:52am On Dec 30, 2013
I Lov all these bible qout
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 4:52pm On Dec 27, 2013
planetuzor: Waooo this guy looks so breath taking..
Who can guess who ds person is........Our oga himself in person of ______________(I cannot call his name until he permits me to). cheesy so Pls sir am I permitted?

But its left open for u to guess sha.....The efiwe himself, the migodomigodo of this thread!

habah...plz giv us optionzz
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 9:56am On Dec 27, 2013
brainiacjp: Not even a well-wisher....this thread, I wish u a meritorious Xmas in arrears....may ur lost hope n joy be restored as ur members and spectators shall testify to d glory of God almighty b4 d year runs out....Ameeeennn
brainiacjp: Not even a well-wisher....this thread, I wish u a meritorious Xmas in arrears....may ur lost hope n joy be restored as ur members and spectators shall testify to d glory of God almighty b4 d year runs out....Ameeeennn
brainiacjp: Not even a well-wisher....this thread, I wish u a meritorious Xmas in arrears....may ur lost hope n joy be restored as ur members and spectators shall testify to d glory of God almighty b4 d year runs out....Ameeeennn
ASEEEEE
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 9:55am On Dec 27, 2013
brainiacjp: Not even a well-wisher....this thread, I wish u a meritorious Xmas in arrears....may ur lost hope n joy be restored as ur members and spectators shall testify to d glory of God almighty b4 d year runs out....Ameeeennn
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 11:54am On Dec 05, 2013
The e-registration porter for jamb direct entry 2013 is officially open.
The rase to secure admission into federal university of agriculture abeokuta begin,by now you should have started your transcript process,in order to aid your admission,so that after your jamb de e-registration&submission of your credentials to your nearby jamb office your transcript would have been ready either at hand or by sending it to the office of the registrar of the university.
know that without your transcript your admission will not be process.remember funaab academic calender is very fast and their admission process is the fastest in nigeria now,they are the first to conduct post utme last year&first to release admission list. same goes this year as the school had alread released two consecutive year academic calender which they are strictly adhere to.
Registration for 2013/2014 academic year begin for new student by july 25th,which mean,admission list would have been out by late june or early july.wishing u the best this year

Hmmmm............."for evrytin dat has a beginning there must surly b an end" the quoted post was d 1st post in this thread Mar 1........so far so gud d thread is coming 2 its end!!!Thanks 2 everyone wu has bn hear 4rm beginning & doez dat join'd.....d thread wz creatd 4 2013/14 admission session ,once d full 2ns list is uploaded completely,we shal al smile IJN.
bt d truth is "not everybody will b admitted" dis wz wat I wz tld bi mi HOD d 1st day we gained admisin in2 LASPOTECH...we were 100 dat wz admitd in2 dat dapt...bt d man said nt al of wil b admitd...lo & bohld "only 36 of us graduat'd afta d two yrz cours.....
for does admitted congratulationz......and for does yet 2 b admitted, best of luck 4 U....d fact is "once ther is lif, there is hop"...."ti emi ba si n be, ireti si n be"
dnt mind me dat I'm soundin "mean"....is jst dat I'v lent 2 tak lif easy...& accept fate....leavin evrytin 2 God 2 do me d way He wntz............
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 7:48am On Dec 03, 2013
mr testedok: Tz so obvious all hopes are lost....2nd list out en yet ma name z nt on it
Struggled so hard to com out wiv distinction in school(3.73 outta a possible 4.0)yet am stil hia congratulating peepz dah wia given admission
Now I ask masef wot z d diff btw me wiv a distnctn en one wu came out wiv pass en cudnt put up 4 D.E
#cryin

Sir Testedok, plz I beg U nt 2 av dis as ur conclusion....while I cn understand d emotional depression u ar right nw, stil wnt u 2 knw dat trials ar prt of lik experience...sthz in lif we dnt get wat we wnt..& feel disapointd..bt stil "lif goes on" & dnt 4get dat God knwz d best and has d "BEST" plan 4 His children. jst do ur prt & remind Him of His gud thought 4 U......it may evn b dat He is testing U 2 knw ur faith wit Him.....is lik s1 said d uploadin of d list is stil in progress...y den givn up now wen ur creator hasn't givn up on U??
1st list wz uploaded on 19thOct, I checked on 22nd, I didn't see my name bt saw it wen I re-checked on 25th Oct
I dnt knw if u'v experience failure b4 in lif, bt I wnt U 2 knw dat "All thingz work 2gether 4 gud 4 doez dat fear GOD"...I'm hear congratulatin mislf 4 gaining admission wen my mate (I mean 70% of my grow-up-together frnd) are congratulatin graduatin 4rm univasity..I cnt evn tell much ppl cuz of d shame, som ar already givn d weddin cardz etc, mny timz in my lif of attemptin sch, I av failed.evn wen I apply dis 1, I did nt wit full faith dat I will make it...bt d summary is Eccl 3v1 "To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven"
I pray God explain further 2 all of us so we dnt cause God cuz of FUNAAB

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Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 8:27am On Dec 02, 2013
[/color]Presidency Warns ASUU Against Pushing its Luck[color=#990000]

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Ahead of the December 4 deadline given by the federal government to the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) to call off its strike, the presidency has said the federal government will do all that is needful to ensure that public universities are opened by Wednesday.

The statement from the presidency coincided with the decision by the University of Abuja (UniAbuja) to comply with the federal government’s directive to vice-chancellors (VCs) to re-open the universities.

UniAbuja is one of a few universities that have defied ASUU in recent weeks. The VCs of Osun and Ebonyi State Universities ordered the re-opening of their schools early last week, while the University of Nigeria, Nsukka is set to resume classes today.

Addressing a press conference yesterday, the Senior Special Assistant to the President, Public Affairs, Dr. Doyin Okupe, said: “The president will do the needful to ensure that the universities are opened on Wednesday. Do you think that the government is a joker? Do you think that the government will say something it does not mean?”

The presidency also accused ASUU leadership of refusing to obey the resolution of the chapters of the unions, saying the ASUU leadership had refused to accede to the wishes of 42 of its 61 chapters nationwide, who voted in favour of the agreement reached with the president to call off the strike.
“Instead, in a surprise volte face, the union presented government again with a new set of demands and considerations outside the terms agreed at the presidential intervention,” Okupe said.

The presidential aide accused the ASUU leadership of not taking its responsibility seriously by wasting seven days before scheduling a meeting.

“When the meeting eventually held, the leadership decided to thwart and undemocratically override the expressed will of a majority of its chapters to call off the strike.

“This action is contrary to the established practice and procedure of any democratic labour institution, which ASUU is expected to be,” Okupe charged.
He observed that when the federal government “had reached an agreement with ASUU to make available N100 billion for the provision of infrastructure of 61 universities covered in the NEEDS assessment report, with a further commitment of N200 billion over the next two years, and N40 billion of the N90 billion earned allowances demanded by the lecturers, one would have expected them to reconsider their stand.”

“This was despite the fact that the ASUU leadership in the meeting with President Jonathan curiously failed to articulate the basis of the N90 billion demanded as earned allowances, which has been on the table since 2009,” he said.

Accordingly, Okupe said it had become crystal clear that the federal government had shown good faith and commendable commitment by acceding to most of the demands of ASUU.

“This ordinarily ought to be a thing of pride and an outstanding achievement for ASUU having been able to secure these unprecedented concessions as a direct benefit of the prolonged and painful five-month strike

“However, the negative disposition of the ASUU leadership is unarguably a pre-conceived and calculated treacherous plot pointedly intended to undermine the presidency and subvert the Federal Government of Nigeria,” Okupe said.

The president’s aide was of the opinion that ASUU’s leadership, by its action, has a political motive, adding, “This is clearly a hallmark of a leadership that is determined to employ subterfuge in an attempt to hold government, students, their parents and other stakeholders to ransom in a reckless and irresponsible display of insensitivity, lawlessness and absolute lack of patriotism and even the fear of God.

“Unfortunately, all this is perpetuated using unsuspecting but otherwise loyal, patriotic and responsible members of ASUU whose families are also sad victims of this reprehensible and callous attitude of their leadership.

“From all indications therefore, and other information available to government, it has become obvious that this is no longer an altruistic strike borne out of good intentions and aimed at improving the welfare of students and staff of the universities and the standards of our educational institutions.

“Rather it is an evil programme motivated by selfish political interests and motivations within the polity.”
Okupe, who made references to the sack of recalcitrant air traffic controllers by the late US President Ronald Reagan in August1981, said: “It is also pertinent to note that the new demands of the ASUU leadership unwittingly question the integrity of Mr. President.

“However, for the avoidance of doubt, we wish to state without equivocation that contrary to expressed fears, President Jonathan is widely known to be a God-fearing individual who has consistently honoured his word and commitment to the Nigerian people.

“He is not such a person as to single out anyone for selective punishment neither will he make anyone a scapegoat. Having said this, it is delightful and very gratifying to note that many reasonable and patriotic lecturers in several universities have decided to comply with the order of government and are ready to return to classes on or before the December 4 deadline.

“We salute their courage, commitment to their calling and loyalty to their nation. These are indeed the true patriots and the national heroes of this prolonged and painful struggle.

“We want to assure them that the government will take every step to protect them in their effort to comply with the government directives and their desire to discharge their lawful duties to the suffering Nigerian students, our universities and our dear country.”

However, the All Progressives Congress (APC) yesterday deplored the federal government's sack threat issued against striking university teachers in a bid to force them to end their strike.

The party said the resort to such military-era tactics reflects the poverty of ideas on the part of government, to resolve the prolonged ASUU strike.

In a statement issued by its interim National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, the party in particular criticised the supervising Minister of Education, Mr. Nyesom Wike, for the way he talked down on the striking teachers, while issuing the ill-advised, go-back-to-work-or-be-sacked threat.

APC said ASUU was right in demanding certain benchmarks, including the non-victimisation clause and the need for a senior government official, like the Attorney-General of the Federation, to sign the agreement, before calling off its strike, in view of the fact that the federal government has a history of reneging on its agreements.

“Wike's language was crude, his presentation was rude and his threat was demeaning and counter-productive. We believe his lack of finesse and the inability to think out of the box in handling the whole strike issue will not bode well for a quick resolution of the crisis.

“We also disagree with the minister's inference that the lecturers should automatically call off the strike because the president intervened and sat for long hours with them. It is this unnecessary deification of a democratically-elected president that has almost turned this president into an emperor.

“What is the big deal in President Jonathan sitting with ASUU members, his former colleagues for that matter? What is a president elected to do if not to solve problems?” it queried.

APC said it was unfortunate that Wike was threatening to sack university teachers at a time there is a shortfall of 60,000 lecturers in Nigerian universities, adding that the threat itself had shown that the federal government does not understand the enormity of the problems facing public universities in particular and the education sector in general.

On its part, the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) has described as “hasty” the ultimatum issued to the striking members of ASUU by the federal government, adding that the announcement was not properly ruminated over.
The acting Secretary General of the congress, Mr. Chris Uyot, in a telephone conversation with THISDAY yesterday said Wike should have considered the ongoing efforts put into resolving the crisis by the president.

“The minister should have thought the issue through before making the announcement. He was hasty because considering an issue as serious as the ASUU strike, the efforts which Mr. President has put in meeting the ASUU leadership, and the offer that was made to ASUU, if all those were taken into consideration, the minister would not have said so,” he said.

“The offer currently before ASUU was as a result of that discussion. When you have an offer, there is supposed to be a counter-offer or not. If there is a counter offer, it is possible to sit down and talk about it again, or simply listen to it. That is the process of industrial relations,” Uyot added.

When reminded that the minister might have acted on the directives of the president, the labour leader said: “I am not here to speak for the movement, but the minister made the statement. He should have allowed the process to be consummated. The other party presented a counter-offer and you just go to the press. But I believe strongly that the minister is lying.”

When reminded that NLC had described the new offer made by the federal government following the November 4 meeting as acceptable, Uyot clarified that while the NLC might have found it acceptable, it was not in the place of the movement to accept the offer, but the place of ASUU.

He, however, acknowledged that the November 4 meeting was the most meaningful meeting between the federal government and ASUU since signing the agreement in 2009.

In the same vein, the former President General of the Trade Union Congress (TUC), Mr. Peter Esele, said the ultimatum issued by the federal government had further widened the divide towards resolving the impasse, which entered its sixth month yesterday.

Esele, in a telephone conversation, said there would have been a better way to go around the new offer to ensure that any misgiving ASUU has, are factored in.

“But the Office of the President should also be respected. If the president has spent 13 hours, we should also try and see how to give him the benefit of the doubt. But the ultimatum has further widened the gap because it is like we are in a military era.

“Sometimes, we personalise issues, even the way Wike communicated the information, you could see his person showing in the whole thing,” Esele said.

Meanwhile, following the directive of the federal government on the re-opened universities, UniAbuja has opened for students to resume their studies.

Speaking with THISDAY, the Director of Public Relations of the institution, Mallam Waziri Garba, said the students had been instructed to resume since from yesterday.

He was however not sure whether lecturers would be available or not, stating: “We would have to wait and see.”
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 7:59am On Dec 02, 2013
[b]HAPPY NEW MONTH PPLS!!!!!!!!? WELCOME 2 DECEMBER.....D MONTH OF ALL MONTHSZ shocked [/b]sad kiss
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 7:03am On Nov 28, 2013
Temicare: Hi room...i just heard dat d list is out...well, i dont know hw true d news is...still hoping unto God 4 my testimony!
pls hw sure are U.....cuz dis 2nd list is vry important 2 All ooo...even does dat av dier namez already in 1st list?? GOD will tak control
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 2:50pm On Nov 04, 2013
Walexz02:
Good to hear..

I can give you my brother's number 0813 432 4861 you contact him.
thnkz Walex
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 7:07pm On Oct 31, 2013
Habidab: MERLIN SEASON 50?? In a land of boko haram and the
time of ASUU STRIKE. The destiny of a great nation rest
on a shoulder of a confused president........ His name
is............... Abeg finish am, my fone dey hang!!!Gud night

funny guy.....bt thankz anyway
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 7:04pm On Oct 31, 2013
Tamax:

Absolutely nt true... I had a friend that was admitted with upper credit dis year 1st admission list into 1 management course.

Note: All those lecturer's,prof's didn't knw much or ntn abt admission processes take anytin u hear frm dem as 1% true.. Even ordinary student or secretary's knw's beta 99% true admission processes update dan dem.

I will employ all those that are yet to see there names to kip d faith strong in God and pray very well... Forget abt composite calculation or whatsoever u r tinking of on dis 1st admission list.. And face ya God in prayer.

Its nt undermust ya name shuld come out on d 1st list... 2nd,3rd and supplymentary List is still dere.

I pray u shall all find God favour in d incoming 2nd admission list... Its nt by grade rada by grace... U shall all see God grace in d 2nd admission list.

Quit all u tiking on dis gone 1st list and hold unto dis incoming 2nd list. I pray u shall all see cause to praise the lord when u all see ya names in dis incoming 2nd list very soon. Peace of God be with U all.
thanks.....amen
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 7:02pm On Oct 31, 2013
phemmy johnson: Just wanted 2 let u guyz knw, I spoke 2 a lecturer recently about dis year admission process and she kept on enlightening me on most tins I don't know... Along her explanationz, she mentioned sumtin about D.E aspirants.I didn't ask her o cos am nt a D.E aspirant.. I quote her wordz " UNAAB IS ADMITTING ONLY D.E ASPIRANTS WITH DISTINCTION DIS YEAR" ..... I think dat shud be the best result any D.E aspirant cud get 'DISTINCTION'. If God decides 2 show favour, nobody can stop becos all protocols will be broken...

Dis may nt b d cas 4 everybody cos my nam cam out & I ve UPPER credt.**GODFACTOR anywae***
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 6:58pm On Oct 31, 2013
Hi pleas I need a contact of some1 in funaab already or leaving close 2 d sch so I can knw of d accommodation & oder feez....pls its urgent, kindly hlp a frend (though -yet-unknown)I BEG
my 2go acct bog1989 is my fone number 07062597601
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 3:25pm On Oct 07, 2013
Dankylove: from Latin to Pidgin!
This one wey funaab dey dull herself lik say the food stil Hot to swallow,make them better paste the list for der own good or else Thunder go takeova d strike.
from Next week na,HND admission list go dey comot when funaab stil dey stingy wt der list.i wonda! say dem won chop em.
i no won make anybodi 4 dis thread to double pay.pay acceptance for poly then come pay for uni.
baba God,Delay HND List & Hasten B.sc List abi?
how u c my Pidgin na? i try abi?
Prof.Dan
(Pidgin General)
https://www.nairaland.com/followed

Prof Dankylov..... AMEN 2 ur prayer oooo....true to God I no won pay aceeptance 2 dis LASPOTECH, I beg GOD make ASUP resume strike, mak ASUU resume......................?
abi how una see mi pray'r??
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 9:05am On Oct 04, 2013
Habidab: Lawyer Sues FG, ASUU Over Strike

A Lagos-based legal practitioner, Daniel Onwe, has
dragged the Federal Government and the Academic
Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, before a Federal
High Court in Lagos, southern Nigeria, over the
lingering crisis between the two bodies which has led to the closure of public universities in the country since 1 July.

Goodnight 2u all.
pls Habeeb, wen is d hearing on dis issuewill dis action profit??
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 9:03am On Oct 04, 2013
Asb4love: As ASUU & FG are playing on the nigerian student's life/future,and FUNAAB also holds the merit list,and no one is sure of the time when the list will be out, i come think of how much i would have made if i av joined the #30k which i av kept aside 4 my acceptance fee to do business since August.or they want me scatter the money again so that i will rush 4 it later?anyway,i will be waiting patiently,i belief that our names is in the merit admission list by God's grace,best of luck great people and congratulation in advance.
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 9:01am On Oct 04, 2013
olembe09: The Supervising Minister of Education, Chief Nyesom Wike, on Wednesday said that 80 percent of the demands made by Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) had been met by Federal Government.


Wike, who made this known in a meeting with the leadership of the Nigerian Union of Teachers (NUT) in Abuja, said the yet to be resolved issues were those of earned allowances.

He said that the other unresolved issue was the N400 billion annual capital expenditure to universities demanded by ASUU.

"The N400 billion they are demanding is not part of federal budget or Tertiary Education Trust Fund (TETFund) intervention.

"And out of the N92 billion earned allowances demanded by ASUU, government has offered N30 billion to them for a start," he said.

According to the minister, ASUU is considering the offer and had asked to be given until Thursday to enable it meet with its branches for a resolution.

"The purpose of this meeting is to tell you (NUT) how far we have gone because of the reports and the letter we got from the union that you are going on a solidarity strike with ASUU," he said.

Wike also apologised to NUT for his comments on Monday that the union had no business going on a solidarity strike with ASUU strike, saying he spoke "unofficially".

Also speaking at the meeting, the Minister of Labour, Chief Emeka Wogu, appealed to NUT not to go on the proposed strike as it would only complicate issues.

Wogu said that NUT might not have been briefed appropriately on government's efforts to resolve the crisis with ASUU and so appealed to the union to not embark on the planned sympathy strike.

"One thing that is clear is that the Federal Government has started the implementation of the 2009 agreement. The matter can still be resolved," he said.

In his response, the National President of NUT, Mr Michael Olukoya said teachers, under the umbrella of NUT were concerned with the lingering ASUU strike that was threatening the collapse of the education sector.

Olukoya said that all stakeholders should come together and explore ways of ending the crisis.

He advised both ASUU and the Federal Government to "put Nigeria first" in their negotiations and shun the idea of "buck passing".

The NUT boss also called for the review of the conditions for accessing the intervention fund as the stringent conditions was preventing the institutions from benefiting from the fund.

He said that NUT was not threatening to go on the solidarity strike in the interest of ASUU, but in the overall interest of Nigerians.

bt if actualy d FG has attended 2 %80 of ASUU demand, dnt U think ASUU cn shift ground......knwin dat our FG dnt attend 2 all request??even wen Labour went on strike 4 subsidy, it wznt totaly attended 2....d stike is gettin out of hand ooo
Education / Re: UNIUYO 2014/2015 Admission Update Thread by BOG87(m): 8:24am On Oct 04, 2013
BOG87: Plz guys wu has bought his DE post UTME PIN
WEMA & SKYE Bank said they av nt receive d directive or mail on d sales of d PIN.......
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 7:35am On Oct 02, 2013
SOMETIMES I WISH I WASN'T BORN INTO THIS COUNTRY!!!!!
d situation get worse everyday!!!
one thing am sure of is dat "OLUWA MI YOO SO HUN TI YO SE OO...TAYE MI OFI DARA.....




IT IS WELL!!***
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 5:40pm On Sep 30, 2013
Dankylove: the list might not be coming out any soon cos of the politicised nature of ASUU STRIKE as said by GEJ.
i am made to believe GEJ Perceptions cos previous clips of event btw the union and FG was mainly on the infrastructural decay,NOW It is the REVERSED.
NANS should harmonise her members and indulge more on the hidden agenda going on....
i believe that the union executives has collected Bribe from the Opposition to prolong this strike,thereby frustrating GEJ little efforts made.
i strongly adhere that simple issues like Staff earned allowance ought to be settle by the various varsity thru internally generated revenue...
since,the inceptions of this strike...this is the first time i ( Prof. DAN) am totally in support of GEJ Views...

lets exchange minds while the list is yet to be release.....let quit silence mood.....accuratephemite,u dey try but excerpt is approved here not details cos of the purpose of the thread.
THANKS


i dnt tink wat waz agreed in 2009 is actualizabe...mayb dem jst push ASUU leg den.....letz b realistic...ASUU too shld shirt ground....FG cnt attend 2 EVERY tin its nt posible
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 5:02pm On Sep 30, 2013
just passing by...........
Education / Re: UNIUYO 2014/2015 Admission Update Thread by BOG87(m): 2:32pm On Sep 30, 2013
Plz guys wu has bought his DE post UTME PIN
WEMA & SKYE Bank said they av nt receive d directive or mail on d sales of d PIN.......
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 10:23am On Sep 30, 2013
shocked[i][/i]mornin guyz.......
plz let me get it right..wc wil com 1st, is it merit list of UTME student?? (i.e abuja list as we cal it) or DE student wil 1st receive txt mesage 2 com 4 screenin?[i]
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 1:26pm On Sep 27, 2013
bidey4real: Akpos The Comedian
Read this "HATE letter".
This is a love letter from a Akpos to his girlfriend....
However, the girl's father does not like Akpos and want them stop their relationship... ...and
so..Akpos wrote this letter girlfriend ..he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..
1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would
find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are
not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have
no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think
that
25 I am still your boyfriend."
So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl,Akpos told his girlfriend to "READ BETWEEN THE
LINES", meaning-only to read
1.3.5.7.9.11.13 .15.17.19.21.23 .25. (Odd Numbers) So..Please try reading it again! It's so smart &
sweet...

dis really mak sense......waw!!!! may b I go use am 4 mi girl dad....I no knw wetin I do d man in mi 1st world***he hate me die**
Education / Re: UNIUYO 2014/2015 Admission Update Thread by BOG87(m): 11:20am On Sep 26, 2013
Dibangoking: I aint a D.E aspirant buh amma tuskite...Dibango18 is the username

10nkz dibango18....i av sent d request bt u'r offline plz acept me wen u com onlin...wc 1 is "amma tuskite"....pardon me I b learner...
Education / Re: UNIUYO 2014/2015 Admission Update Thread by BOG87(m): 8:15am On Sep 26, 2013
Allen kee: UNIUYO 2012/2013(Last Year) ADMISSION
CUT-OFF POINT

FACULTY OF BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION

Accounting = 236
Business management =235
Marketing =235
Banking and Finance =217

FACULTY OF ENGINEERING

1)Computer Engineering =250
2)Elect/Elect Engr = 250
3)Food Engr = 195
4)Agric. Engr = 200
5)Petroleum Engr = 230
6)Chemical Engr = 230
7)Civil Engr = 220
Mechanical Engr = 250

FACULTY OF LAW
1) Law = 265

FACULTY OF EDUCATION
All Department = 200
( Not Competitive)

FACULTY OF AGRICULTURE
All Department = 200

FACULTY OF CLINICAL SCI
1)Medicine = 280

FACULTY OF BASIC MEDICAL

1)Biochemistry = 240
2)Physiology = 230
3)Anatomy = 240

FACULTY OF ARTS

1)History And International Studies = 250
2)Foreign Languages = 230
3)Religious Cultural Studies = 200
4)Communication Arts = 250
5)Music = 200
6)Linguistics And Nigerian Languages = 230
7)French = 200
Theatre Arts = 240
9)English = 230
10)Philosophy = 230
11)Liguistics - Efik= 180

It is obvious that this year's cut off may not be high as last year's, due to JAMB mishap.

bt Allen wot of Insurance??is it nt part of bus admin??u didnt includ dat??
Education / Re: UNIUYO 2014/2015 Admission Update Thread by BOG87(m): 8:11am On Sep 26, 2013
Dear All, let me use this tim 2 10nk all our ogaz @ d Top 4 d great work so far...I initially requested dat DE aspirant shld cr8 a thread...bt I tink dis link cn stil go on wit DE...
pls if u ar DE aspirant plz add me on 2go on bog1989......I beliv we wil ned 1anoda asistanc now dan ever
@Allen kee, Fortknox1, disco20,emekakelvin......PLEASE SIRS I need ur 2go ID or ur number. dis is mine 07062597601
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 4:22pm On Sep 17, 2013
Habidab: naso o!!!
Na so my ppl
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 12:24pm On Sep 16, 2013
planetuzor: Someone narrated his experience with me. How he went to stay with a friend in
PH. "We were about 6 in the house, two parents,
my friend and I plus two todlers, a little boy of 2
and a girl of 4.
The robbers hit the door threatning to burst it
open if we didn't and so my friends dad went to
open d door for four rugged looking armed robbers
who immediately shouted on us to all come out of
the room, get on the floor and lie down facedown if
we didn't want to die.
We did as instructed, all of us including d tiny
kids. But soon d kids started fighting over the
space to lie down saying that's my space I got
there b4 u. One robber who seemed like the boss
was left to guard us while one was outside and
two ransacking the house.
Our guard just shouted on d kids LIE FACE DOWN
and CLOSE ur EYES!!!
Few minuites later I just heard Mimi d little girl
whispering; junior close ur eyes o, or ill report u.
B4 u knew she just got up and went to tug the
guard robber's trousers and said: " UNCLE
ARMED RoBBER, junior is not closing his eyes!"
All of a sudden the robbers who heard her, two
inside and d one outside bursted out laughing
seriously, while the guard who was apparently
shocked kept silent and shook his head gently.
Before we knew it he just walked out of the house
and in a teary voice commanded the rest to leave
everything in the house and go. They actually left
without stealing a pin because of how Mimi
addresed their boss. I wonder why!

"uncle armed robber"......LOL!!!!!!!
Education / Re: UNIUYO 2014/2015 Admission Update Thread by BOG87(m): 9:35am On Sep 09, 2013
Hi nairalanderz
gudmornin!!!
how has bn ur wkend?
Education / Re: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by BOG87(m): 9:33am On Sep 09, 2013
**just curiouz**plz guyz wen is d screenin posibl 2 hold??wen &hw wil d result of d PUTME b release??

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