Ayoomodaddy:

Oh, okay... How did you fill the teller, a guy told me it's a different format from the jambites... Thanks in anticipation.
P.S; I'm going to pay today

Sorry for the late replies, I hardly come on here.

08144660610, you can reach me on there for any info you need.

Steps to fill the tellers.
NB. You are paying to diff fee with two diff tellers

1. Account name = FUTA post utme screening (for DE candidates)
2. Acct number = E TRANSACT
3. Depositor name = your full name as written on jamb DE slip
4. Phone number = your active phone num
5. Amount 2300
6. At the back of the teller or anywhere there is adequate space indicate your jamb reg no, email address, school, department, session.


SAMEthing with the 2nd teller, only differences are
1. Acct name = FUTA past question and Result checker (for DE candidates)
2. Amount = 3300

Sommyroy10:
What bank did you use?

First Bank

[b] If you having troubles with uploading your passport follow this easy steps. [b/]

1. Look for an android phone, set your camera pixel to as low as 1mp
2. Even with this, the picture would be around 200kb. Transfer the picture to your system.
3. Open the picture in corel draw.
4. Select the picture and Export by pressing ctrl+e
5. In the resulting dialog box, select jpeg as file type and check "selected only", press OK.
6. Another dialog box comes up, in the color panel, change the color type from CMYK to RGB, that will reduce the file size very drastically.
7. In the dimension aspect of the dialog box, uncheck "maintain aspect ratio" and change the dimension to 250 x 250.
8. Then click OK.

............. Check wherever the picture is in your file Explorer if the size is 16kb or below. If it's not repeat the process and use less than 250mm aspect ratio.

Gracias.

pointmond:
the system keep on rejecting the passport.. how u ere u able to scale through the last step

If the passport doesn't meet the requirements, it will automatically reject it. 16kb size, jpg format

Ayoomodaddy:
I'm Ayomide, DE aspirant, computer science. Please have you registered for the Exam.

Yes, I have. Paid on Tuesday (19th). You haven't?

Ayoomodaddy:

Yeah, thanks, I just read it on their site now but it still doesn't say anything about DE candidates are we still writing the exam?

Yes we are. I'm Draig, a DE aspirant, computer Science.

What about you?

Ayoomodaddy:
Biko why is this thread quiet

People battling with DE registration biko

Please, does anyone have an idea on whether FUTA sets the same kinda question for both jambites n DE.

I mean the subject combo.

izzou:
First of all,you shouldn't have peeped. You could have respected yourself

And nothing here should be attributed to ladies. Anybody that is money drunk can behave that way.

Ma[b]

izzou:
First of all,you shouldn't have peeped. You could have respected yourself

And nothing here should be attributed to ladies. Anybody that is money drunk can behave that way.

Ma[/b]

izzou:
First of all,you shouldn't have peeped. You could have respected yourself

And nothing here should be attributed to ladies. Anybody that is money drunk can behave that way.

Maybe I made a mistake, but could it have been that bad?

Early today, I lined up infront of a GTBank ATM at Bode Thomas with the Sun shinning hard on me. This lady has been performing a Transaction for more than 20minutes, 20 f*cking minutes in a scorching sun all because I want to withdraw 5k.
I grew frustrated and decided to peep at whatever she's been doing.

Lo and Behold, she was trying to withdraw 350,000 all at once, on an ATM!. Who does that? Someone too intelligent I suppose.

As a frustrated gentleman, i called her and said "Excuse me ma'am, I'm not sure this machine can pay you that at once, you might want to try 40k". She lost her cool and I heard the talk of my life, she called me idiot, mumu, gbeborun, and that other one i don't like being called cos it's the bitter truth; "broke nigga".


So, I started wondering what I did wrong, and whether that's what ladies are like.

Why female only? Get plans for them.

ebukahandsome:
She want to remove it or you want her to remove it.
Examime Your conscience bro
If her mother removed her, you wouldnt have known her and vice versa

I can[ fathom the last sentence.

That song issa hit #sofa

Say something nice ooo...

Just about any of the padlocks will unlock it... Similar to how any drink would unlock Chidinma's leg.

stane007:
The makeup artiste responsible for this transformation is Peletin Adedoja. What do you think?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/03/this-before-and-after-makeup-photo-has.html

Sorcery!!!!!!!!!! King Arthur must see this.

OP, last warning, don't ever post this kinda nonsense again.
I'm in my house, Coman beat me.

Jacksparr0w127:
Wow wow wow
That's all I can say

Its like you the fire
Its like you the fire truck she's talking bou. Ambulance somebody.

Young03:
I know her

she was my coursemate then

We should now clap for you ahbi?

Young03:
I know her

she was my coursemate then

We should now clap for you ahbi?

Mskrisx:
Joro wetyn wetyn be ur name sef
Oshey runs girls catcher!
Aside S.M u don't have another life?

Olobe oshisko Ltd.

Kpele babe, e dey pain person when someone else to trash person profession. Olosho Lomo naa

Damn. Her face like "I'm ready to pay for my father's sin, you guys should come and take"

Haha, she's angry a guy kept touching her nyansh. I mean, I touch ladies' nyansh as a profession and I get paid

Haha, she's angry a guy kept touching her nyansh. I mean, I touch ladies' nyansh as a profession and I get paid

To fart is human

To mess is divine ⊂_ヽ 　 ＼＼ 　　 ＼ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 　　　 >　⌒ヽ 　　　/ 　 へ＼ 　　 /　　/ ＼＼ ﾚ　ノ ヽ_つ 　 /　/ 　 /　/| just passing by 　(　(ヽ 　|　|、＼ 　| 丿 ＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / `ノ )　　Lﾉ (_／

Ahmed0336:
To be honest, i have returned over 4 lost phones to their owners. Whats d fuss about?

I taya 4d tori ooo, I still returned one phone last week and I never made NL front page, is it until I kill a snake?

Stupedinluv:
Pls what does an Ooni do?

An Ooni just stays in the water awaiting prey!!!

mikkynino:
Pls ,upper credit from mapoly,5 b's in my o level,computer science,am I safe

I think so bro, igi iwe

dearpiriye:

Im a sis. Truthfully i cant say. All i can advise is that u shuld be very careful when filling ur jamb de form and the ui form too. Also submit ur docs on time both to jamb and ur transcript to ui. And above all prayer is the key.

Gotcha prinny... What can I ask you oooo?
Wait, when is the best time to submit stuffs to jamb, and what exactly are the stuffs?

sholikay:
Gud sir..plz i just finished my ND programme(upper credit 3.56cgpa)in mech engrg frm THE POLYTECHNIC IBADAN,and also av 2 sittings in my o'level,i dnt knw if i wil b accepted 4 D.E in uni of ibadan.thanks as u reply me ASAP.

You are good from what I know, 3.56 is upper credit.. So your chances are quite good, just pray

Joeyjones:
There are some crazy nights when you are downloading and the network speed just amazes you to the extent you'll just want to take a screenshot as a remainder. For me 12mbps is the fastest speed I have ever seen when downloading on mtn H+ and I am sure there are other faster ones. Feel free to add yours.

16Mbps on Etisalat, was shocked to hell that day