When will monkey politics end in this country? They'll start jumping from one judicial tree to another again.

Hope Iwobi is not trying to pull a 'Carlos Kaiser' on Everton o.

Well, well, What can we say?

That's how they deceive him that everything is okay. He's around and everything faulty repairs itself and functions optimally.

He leaves you'll hear that something is faulty and the manufacturers don't have a spare.

Eyeservice in high places.

I'm not sure Iwobi made that move because of trophies. I'm just thinking it's for the benefits and nothing more.

Arsenal has a far better chance to win a trophy at their worst than Everton at their best.

EmzyT:
He left Arsenal to WIN TROPHIES

OhiOfIhima:


He left una trophless team that can only related to emirate cup

canalily:
Yes because they don't have weapons again

That was completely unnecessary and very childish of Gedoni.

Paroh:
I live alone near Yaba. My neighbor, a woman, just moved in last year with her two kids, a 3 year old and like 7, 8 months baby. Apparently her husband works in Enugu and can't be with them here in Lagos. So as I love kids I like to have them around and play with them at my spare time. The issue now is the woman feels it's her birthright for me to watch the kids while she go about their business (she has a provision store just in front of their house). Early morning this woman will come and drop her kids with me and vamoose. Even this morning she woke me up from sleep to come and carry baby. Can you just imagine

Every single time I try to tell her I'm busy cleaning or cooking or studying the woman starts to beg me with tears in her eyes that they're swamped and I end up taking them. Times like this I wish I'd a job so I can at least go out in the morning let me see if they'll die but with none please how can I convince them to leave me the hell alone? I'm fed up.

Wake up very early, get dressed and leave the house before she comes. Just take a long walk. Do that for a week and see.

Jumoke the bread seller and now Ayomide the orange seller. Maybe I should just be knife seller so that God can pick my call.

Good team.

Too bad it wasn't Nigeria.

Even though you missed some crucial chances and were on your own most of time during play, I'm proud of you and the team.

This Kafhi is fine Sha. But did she convert to Christianity to be displaying boobs up and down?

kernniejay:
I thought it is only in Nigeria that artistes find an acting stage in politics.

Arnold Schwarzenegger acted, wrote scripts, directed, produced and retired on the stage of Politics inside the Government house of the state of California.

Jasen1:
Them de craze

Shey them be my teacher

Na for here you go fit get mouth ask this question. If you dey there you go humble well well.

When prof is organizing an essay competition, bros una better carry dictionary o.

Kate Henshaw can kill someone with that her sweet 16 smile.

The pothole is a reflection of how messed up Nigeria is.

We can get it right. We will get it right some day.

Good intentions, but bad people will soon copy it, modify it and harm people with it.

God bless everyone who always tries to do something good despite the evil in our society.

Good move, a little too late to save 60 lives though. That collapsed building was a wake up call.

I'm just wondering, if ElZakZaky was a prominent Southern clergyman and Dasuki was a former Southern colonel, would we all have the same opinions we have about Buhari's government concerning these cases?

I wish the Federal Government would carry their notepads and pens and receive some lessons from Lagos state government.

Oh, this is terrible!

May their souls rest in peace.

Some folks and MURIC keep clamoring for RUGA. What are they doing about these kidnappers and killers that go about as herdsmen from community to community? If they deny these ones then why not help security forces to capture or eliminate them?

RUGA is not yet a reality but a lot of Nigerians have experienced what it might be like when implemented.

Even if you are not a believer, don't joke with what people hold sacred.

Hmmm, let me find who will help us spell BomBella, with emphasis on the capital 'B'.

They will not see my face Sha.

These types slay everywhere.

In the kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, on the streets, at the market, even online.

Men complaining about her arms and legs, wetin una want sef?

A man that knows how to honour will go far in life.

Baba, your journey is still long.

Well done!

At least you matched one of Yekini's records.