That akara is N100 in my area.

Speaking like one smoking 'loud'.

Raw sex with most ladies these days is like pointing a loaded gun at your preek.

When a woman sees a fine man filled with strength and with a protruding couch, they get wet and would want to experience the full length of his gbola and wrestle under the man's strong arms as he goes cuddling.

An advert for paid sex methinks!

Nature has made you a Moslem and you are rejecting it?
May Allah forgive you.
I'm a Christian sha but I respect Islam.

Emma513:
Please how someone remove this text on his profile, seun remove this on my profile. I am not a muslim i dont believe in mohamend and allah. I believe God and jesus. i mistakely click on that sh¡t. someone help me oo

It happened to me too. I saw a supposed beautiful lady on Facebook only to see a lady masquerade on a face-to-face invitation.
I doubled my steps as I walked past her even though it was obvious that she recognised me instantly.
Na me wan fvck juju?

Congrats my guy....receive knuckles!
You made a wise choice oh!

See upgraded yansh and brest!

I forsee free fvck everyday for life!

Oh boy, May your preek be blessed oh.

May it not dig a hole that doesn't have rabbit in it oh.

And more importantly, May your preek have the strength to satisfy her sexually and bring forth children that will match your DNA in Jesus Name!

Say Amen somebody!

You require urgent psychological evaluation otherwise, your entire system including that your tight kpekus may experience a traumatic breakdown!

Ilamina:
I just realized you have too enjoy life

I realized if you hate life, you can't move forward

We are all like tenants in this world.
Your tenancy expires when you leave the world and you no longer respire.

It is selfish of the Pastor for him to eat alone.
Don't they pay the people who they invite to dramatize receiving fake miracle in the church?
The instrumentalists should ask for salary monthly. Even the regular customers, sorry, members of the congregation should enjoy certain financial benefits because it is their tithes and offerings that the Pastor is using to enrich himself and his family.

Let the truth be told!

Fvcking.
I wasn't taught where to insert my preek. I discovered the hole myself.

Kick and pass. Get yourself a career!

Fairy tale.

Olosho Pastor!

Nigeria go better.
No dull moment.
You cannot eat an egg with breaking its shell first.

Make every effort to fvck and dump her and tell her you've broken her heart too.

Forget the relationship.
The mistake you made though was not fvcking her. You can still do that sha.
Just fvck and dump her. You can even ask her for some money too.

I don't think there is any serious relationship involved. They were just close confidants before you married her and that rapport is still there. You can't stop such communication out of jealousy.
I have a female colleague I still interact with till date and she's married.

I can't even log in to the mining app. What's happening?

Oh boy, this is shock treatment!

Respect55:

Just woke up now to post this because I felt bad since I came back and slept off. No more relationship for me. I will marry when I'm ready

Second option is better.

Na wa oh.

Toto wen many preeks done drill and pour put go come be wetin we go pay Bride-price put and come do expensive marriage celebration put yet she still go back to the mud and give you another person pikin to take care of.

Men's desperation for sex gives women the hype they don't deserve.

Sex is life and could bring in death if not well managed.

Madness everywhere you go!

N2m

Any virgin who masturbates is no longer a virgin.
I understand they do anal too and still regard themselves as virgins.
Dey play!
Virgin toto too tight sef. Who wants to go through such rigour of trying to force preek inside closed toto. It could peel the preek.
I like it already opened.

Village Airline has landed!

See crude technology!