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Jokes Etc / Re: Where Would You Go If You Had A Time Machine by brad(m): 4:32pm On Sep 16, 2011
i will go back to help you start a better thread,
Jokes Etc / Re: A Few Of My Collection by brad(m): 4:07pm On Oct 28, 2008
oops! i meant cake
Jokes Etc / Re: A Few Of My Collection by brad(m): 3:51pm On Oct 28, 2008
you guys ever listen to good hip hop?
Papoose is the next best thing in hip hop. Do check him out. He said that stuff about bread That Gabrywl used in her post. Maybe she didnt know it was from him.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Few Of My Collection by brad(m): 11:44am On Oct 28, 2008
hey Gabrywl,
Papoose said that in his album.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Few Of My Collection by brad(m): 11:51am On Oct 27, 2008
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

IS THAT PAPOOSE?
Jokes Etc / Re: Got To Be A Male Snake by brad(m): 4:04pm On Aug 12, 2008
that's how the serpent deceived eve.
Romance / Re: Relationships: When Is The Right Time To Insist On A Hiv Test? by brad(m): 3:48pm On Aug 08, 2008
When you start getting the symptoms. Ha. Just joking.
I think Seun's right. when you have decided to start sleeping with the person
Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity Would You Like To Be Locked In An Elevator With? by brad(m): 3:43pm On Aug 08, 2008
Angelina Jolie
Jokes Etc / Re: Strictly Yo Mama Jokes! by brad(m): 5:09pm On Jul 29, 2008
1. Your mama's so dumb, she was there when Jesus walked on water, she said, "Damn! It must be the shoes".
2. Your mama's so fat, when she took a bath, she lost weight.
3. Your mama's got p, sy on the hips, so she could make money on the side.
4. Your mama's so dumb, she had u when she was on her period.
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Sleep With Another Man’s Wife, by brad(m): 4:36pm On Jul 23, 2008
the english have probably taught you their dry sense of humour., did u wake up on the wrong side of your bed?
Jokes Etc / Re: Three Daughters by brad(m): 4:25pm On Jul 23, 2008
U got me reeking with laughter. The British airways guy is definitely fly.
Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by brad(m): 6:56pm On Jul 22, 2008
you got these good
Jokes Etc / Re: Quickies! by brad(m): 8:10pm On Jul 04, 2008
ur mama's so dumb she was there when Jesus walked on water, she said
"Damn! It must be the shoes"

Ur mama's so dumb, she got stabbed in a shootout

Ur mama's so skinny, she looks thru a peephole with both eyes

Ur mama's so ugly, she went for an ugly pageant, they told her
"Sorry, no professionals, only amateurs, u ugly bitch"
Jokes Etc / Re: Plastic Surgery by brad(m): 7:55pm On Jul 04, 2008
havent you heard of an ashawo who had a hole on her hips so she could make money on the side? and that's after her lips went platinum for sucking a lot of d, ks
Jokes Etc / Re: Kiss Me by brad(m): 7:50pm On Jul 04, 2008
sure this lip will do wonders in nether regions.
classic case of "dont mind the engine, but mind the body"[/b][/b]
Jokes Etc / Re: Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See by brad(m): 5:52pm On Feb 22, 2008
1. Pervert! Stop staring at my butt?
2. Hey! Get urself a better ride.
Jokes Etc / Re: What Would You Do? by brad(m): 4:14pm On Feb 22, 2008
i will kill it.
that's like a week's meat.
Jokes Etc / Re: Did U Close Ur Garage Door? by brad(m): 3:55pm On Feb 22, 2008
It sure is funny.
Hope it wasnt a VW beetle?
Jokes Etc / Re: Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See by brad(m): 3:31pm On Feb 22, 2008
1. Life is like a d, k, when its hard, fu.k it.
2. When i grow up, i'll be a HUMMER(on a beetle).
3. I believe i can fly.
4. Are u tailing me?
5. Stay clear. I just lost my mind.
6. If u are in so much of a hurry, fly over.
Jokes Etc / Re: Give Acronymys For Ur Name by brad(m): 5:26pm On Feb 21, 2008
B-basically
R-resplendent,
A-ttractive, and
D-electable
Jokes Etc / Re: Kolomental by brad(m): 1:20pm On Feb 20, 2008
aisha, gaskiya, kin ban dariya da wanang. good one.
Jokes Etc / Re: Do I Look Like A Monkey? by brad(m): 1:19pm On Dec 11, 2006
d pix is really a monkey-more of an ape. but d face in your profile,that's an angel.
Jokes Etc / Re: Try This And See. Its Fun by brad(m): 12:48pm On Dec 11, 2006
that's 'wow'
Jokes Etc / Re: Similarities Bw A Dick & A Flash Drive by brad(m): 12:37pm On Dec 08, 2006
cool.nice analogy.but some dissimilarities
1. the d<>k sometimes gets to wear some form of clothing b4 entering d hole
2.the flash drive lasts far longer in the hole
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