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TV/Movies / Re: Artificial Pregnancy Bump By Hakeem Effect On Beverly Naya by buddymate: 1:40pm On Dec 29, 2016
Alondra:
Good but could be better, pregnancy doesn't make stomach darker smiley
I guess you haven't seen some preggys. The stomach is so dark you would wonder if that part of the body is real or attached.
TV/Movies / Re: Why Is Nollywood Casting A Bad Image Of Igbo Culture And Tradition by buddymate: 1:21pm On Dec 29, 2016
It's still the igbo man that writes, directs, produces and markets those movies you're talking about.
Crime / Re: Bodies Of 6 Siblings To Be Exhumed In Anambra by buddymate: 7:53am On Dec 23, 2016
When will anything work normally in my dear Nigeria? Why do these people want to open up healing wounds? Why did they not conclude autopsy before burial? Probably waiting for the grieving family to grease their palms first. God no dey sleep sha

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Old Movie Did U Watch On VHS Cassette by buddymate: 12:00pm On Dec 13, 2016
Who born you watch movies for my papa house? Na only the story we dey hear. And the story depended on the teller. They could pick a line from robocop and jam with commando. Wetin we know? We go just dey gree. So, I don hear many of these titles but...
Crime / Re: Scam! Scam!! Scam!!! by buddymate: 6:41am On Dec 06, 2016
The dunces will still fall victim. Your friend was just served her own dish.
Crime / Re: MMM Has Absconded With My N189,000 – Nigerian Cries Out by buddymate: 7:36am On Dec 03, 2016
while my #90,000 I paid since when I started MMM which yielded 189,000 naira parted with the blocked account.

Bia, the way you're making noise, it's as if you gave them 189k and they ran away without giving you a dime. You haven't told us how many of 30%s you have received. You gave them 90k, it has yielded more than 100%, you certainly have spent more than the 90k you invested, so wetin be your para? For money wey you work for? Guy abeg park well. Devil nor dey give free give free gift.
Literature / Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by buddymate: 9:09pm On Oct 18, 2013
Tinynita: na wa oh....frm zainab to zain.....amaka don catch zain for ur house....zain get luck no b matured igbo babe catch her if nt she for change name to eti(salat)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I can't stop laughing ooooo
Literature / Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by buddymate: 8:45am On Oct 18, 2013
Re- publishing in hard copy
Zubby, I advice Ɣ☺u seek the services of very sound, local and international attorneys. The book is worth the bookshelves but you might have to dilute some paragraphes and change names and venues. It will be a sort of Bio-fiction but it will go, I believe

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Health / Re: Surgery Done With a 'rechargeable lamp' In Nigeria... by buddymate: 3:03pm On Oct 16, 2013
Dr young: Experienced it during NYSC days, it was really awkward to deliver babies with torch lights but the midwives I worked with are accustomed to it. They strap the phone or torch on their hair net just like a palmwine taper will do and they are good to go.
Imagine if it falls in with blood splashing all over the place and the subsequent injury to the patients.

Ɣ☺u are very correct. I had my son with the use of torchlight held in the mouth by the midwife. But at the time, I wasn't bothered if it was even candle light or match stick.
Family / Re: How Do You Reconcile With Your Partner After A Shouting Session by buddymate: 6:10pm On Sep 21, 2013
yellowpawpaw:
My dear, some pple r damn to proud to say sorry. Rather they will try to justify calling black red with senseless arguments. For peace to reign, u will end up saying u r sorry.
But for how long?

Very correct, my dear!!!! But on the contrary, I CANNOT and WILL NEVER say sorry when my partner is wrong and is being on the defencive. That is called oppression. Let that peace not reign. I am so unserious and rarely ever get angry but when I do, its hard for me to get out of it. And whatever gets me angry must have made the normal tempered person angry over and over again. I actually run from source of anger like hell. I hate anger! I hate tears! I hate depression! But I hate quiet people more sha.
But a shouting spouse is only wasting his time where I'm concerned cos I won't even listen to a thing. I'm a noisy person so he's only doing what I like....noise grin

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Career / Re: Nigeria Prison Service Commission Application Forms On Sale For The 2012/13 by buddymate: 5:27pm On Sep 15, 2013
ugogboskey: He is a 419: http://www.prisons.gov.ng/news/release_detail.php?id=1

Thank you so much my person. You cleared a lot of air around here.
Car Talk / Re: The Longest Road Trip You've Driven? by buddymate: 12:27am On Aug 20, 2013
Golan-Tiberias-Haifa-Nazareth-Netanya-Tel Aviv-Jerusalem-Hebron-Be'er Sheva-Eilat-Egypt. About 900km. 8hrs and 45mins.

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Family / Re: Share Your Addiction!! by buddymate: 11:33pm On Aug 04, 2013
I'm terribly addicted to coca cola. God bless the inventor of that recipe. And again, God bless whoever thought of that 1.5litre bottle. (Pls don't tell me about the sugar)

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Romance / Re: Confessions Of A Fat Girl by buddymate: 12:51am On Jul 17, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:


Tall chics rock cool

Yeah! Only now I realize. If I could cut my legs (to look shorter)while in secondary school, I gladly would. But I'm happy now. I'm elated when I enter an arena and heads turn! But I avoided any social function like plague when I was in secondary school for fear of the same heads turning

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Romance / Re: Confessions Of A Fat Girl by buddymate: 11:42pm On Jul 16, 2013
I am a very tall woman, infact I was the tallest girl in my secondary school(6ft2") and seriously, it wasn't funny. I got all the names in the world. From tallest to letter "I". I felt bad. I asked God why I couldn't be like those petit girls of 5ft and below. Boys avoided me and told me my height scared Them. I didn't tell you I was quite skinny too. I could never get a dress in the shops because if I found the one that was my length, I would be hanging in it like I borrowed. So I always had tailor-made clothes! Then I went into the university and decided that no one was going to call me names and make me inferior. I challenged everyone that tried to make fun of my height. And before long, I had become popular and every tom, dave and harry wanted to befriend me. I made friends with only girls as tall as myself and believe me, we were so admired wherever we went.
What I'm trying to tell u in essence is that, if you don't hold up your head, no one will do it for you. Go to places where younger boys are, associate naturally with them and u will see the change. Goodluck to you, my dear.

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Family / Re: Can I Stop My Wife From Wearing Trousers by buddymate: 9:22pm On Jul 15, 2013
Naivity is the problem with so many people. I don't see anything wrong with trousers for a woman except if she's wearing the provocative ones.
I think he shld face more realistic things than using frivolities to wreck his own home.
In my own view, I'd prefer my wife to wear trousers always than those skirts u don't know if they ran out of material while sewing.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Made In Nigeria, English by buddymate: 10:11pm On Jul 08, 2013
I wan piss
Give them A HAND OF APPLAUSE
E no get truth for mouth
Her mouth dey run diarhoea
The guy don buy ride na
Mother scolding her child: if dem born u well, try me.
TV/Movies / Re: The Most Annoying Advert You Have Seen On TV? by buddymate: 11:02pm On Jul 07, 2013
What of Vitafoam promo by funke Akindele? It makes me loose appetite

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TV/Movies / Re: The Most Annoying Advert You Have Seen On TV? by buddymate: 10:58pm On Jul 07, 2013
Adagba1: The one that annoys me most is that man that is always advertising for UBA his hair is too bushy


That advert is as old as the coat(not suit)the guy is wearing-The reason for his "afro style". UBA has always been miserly with everything, even with customer-friendliness. So tell me why they won't keep up with their N20 advert since 1985 grin
TV/Movies / Re: The Most Annoying Advert You Have Seen On TV? by buddymate: 10:35pm On Jul 07, 2013
I hate VIJU MILK advert any day. It just doesn't make sense to me. Followed by that Semolina. And that whatever drug where d guy left his wife @ home cos she was ill and she took the drug and went to meet him dancing with another lady. Then lately, this meaningless BBA, the Chase advert. Gosh! Are they actually saying you don't need to pay attention in class, just concentrate on BBA? Thank God I don't even like BBA totally.

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Romance / Re: An Apology Letter From Men To Women by buddymate: 7:04pm On Jun 26, 2013
grin Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ;I Laf in vernaculer
Celebrities / Re: Celebrities At Chinedu Ikedieze's Dad Burial by buddymate: 12:15pm On Jun 23, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko: They love converging in occasions to snap pix and pose for different fashion magazines for cover pages.

When it comes to donating money to save one of their own...your guess is as good as mine.
God bless u for this frank talk.
Celebrities / Re: Celebrities At Chinedu Ikedieze's Dad Burial by buddymate: 12:10pm On Jun 23, 2013
obicentlis: He is a celeb na, why telling us celebrities at his dad's burial?
If celeb no attend, who go attend?

Ask me o. Abi na us and nollywood-wakapass for go?

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Family / Re: What Can Make You Disown Your Child? by buddymate: 6:01pm On Jun 17, 2013
People, especially women who claim to disown the kids they pushed with all the mind blowing pains, are just jokers. They should find out where they failed in the training of that kid along the line.
Family / Re: Picture Of 5 Year Old Girl Gave Birth To A Baby Boy. by buddymate: 5:06pm On Jun 15, 2013
This actually is medically impossible as her uterine muscles cannot hold more than d vacuum left there. @ this age her ovaries are under-developed and can't do anything.she shld be in ICU of a hospital by now cos her muscles would have ripped everywhere and she would be bleeding internally long before now.
This girl has another internal problem or the pix has been photoshopped undecided
Family / Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by buddymate: 4:54pm On Jun 15, 2013
[color=#990000][/colorm]madam, the best thing is to tackle ur mum this once. She should know u are married and u have a duty to ur husband, rightfully approved from above. Being scared of her will not work. Its either she leaves if she won't understand or u shut dat adjoining door for a few minutes. It won't hurt. If the kids are scared @ nyt, mama too can't be. Ur home is in ur hands. Mama Has handled hers successfully (if she's still married though)
Or maybe she was the bread winner in ur father's house. But pls make her understand its not d'same everywhere

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