[quote author=Unknown Member][b]I wonder what exactly would be in their test questions for which they would need to cheat.


Question 1 (20 Marks)

You are at a checkpoint in Maidugiri when a trailer arrives. The driver is obviously underage, has no particulars, is drunk and does not have money to settle. What would you do?!

Answer: shout Shege damburuba! Come down now!! Ubanka!! dash him 2 standard military spec slaps, flog him 24 strokes with government issue koboko, make him do frog jump, kneel him down under the sun for 2 hours, make him roll in the mud and if he tries to run, cork my AK-47 and shoot him in the head, then plant evidence on him and call him a Boko Haram insurgent.

Chikina! Hahahahahahaha! U knw d koko, abi ur papa na military man?

I call mine sweet, my luv, Angel or Treasure.

50% of naija women dat cheats on their husbands are d igbos

Dats why they are called d head of d family, anyways their stress is less compared 2 dat of women.

I luv slim n tall guys but d guy am in luv wit now is d opposite. It al depends on where u find love n hapines n nt d physique

B4 now my fiance used to hate slim girls, but wen he met me his perspective changed.

Seek counsel from ur pastor and also from successful married pple. What is d meaning of Lmao?

Red jare