micklplus: Who was the first man to prepare EBA?

My fada(sachamarstigophore) in 1822

yemmight: 1. Gordons
2. Basket Mouth
3. I go Die
4. Bovi (Akpos)
5. Koffi
6. Seyi Law
7. Elenu
8. AY
9. I go save
10. Klint

11.Dan ibro(hausa actor)
12.shegu arinze‘s eye lol

toygod2: waste of space

Am i supoz 2laf?

I wan go barba my HEAD.
Mak we kukuma leav dat1.
I can‘t fit do it.
Put d money inside ur ajipu.
I dey HEAR ur pef e mak sense tru.

ebamma: i will postpone my laugh till your next joke.

Hahaha funi

A girl invitd her b.frnd ova 4dina at her home so dat he culd mit her parents. While dey wer eatin, it started rainin heavily, d gal‘s moda said “Mpata“ i tink u shuld sleep ova here b‘cos dis rain shw no sign of stopin soon. Afta eatin d moda went 2d toilet d fada went 2bed while d gal went 2d kitchen 2clean d plates. When d gal & d moda returned‘ “Mpata“ was no longa dia. As dey wer busy wonderin wia he was, he came bck really soakd, so wet!Moda wia were u & y are u wet? “Mpata“ i went home 2get my pyjamas.

tanimz:

Which kinds of grammar do you just written? Are you sure you wented to school?

Hahahahaha! Luk at wat u wrot afta spendin 6yrs in primary ordinari simple english u can not spoke.

harvest: hmmmnnn!!! what I will told you that is collect the man back and coming to your office again.

Nawa wo! D fact is remain say asumin u guys can tookin him back i guess he wil go move d office ahead.

A village sailor found himself in lagos, so bin a sailor he decided 2continue wit his job in lagos(beach). A professor was travelin by a boat he ask d local sailor“do u knw biology,physiology,geology,morphology,zoology,ecology, or criminology? D sailor said no 2oll d questns. D prof said wat d hell do u knw on earth? “sailor“:remain silent. Prof: u wil die of ur illeraciology. Afta a while d boat startd sinkin so d prof ask do u knw swimnology & escapology 4rm shackology & crocodology? Sailor said no d prof den said wel shackology & crocodology wil eat ur asology & bodyology & u wil die tru ur mouthology.

Ileke-IdI:
I heard goldie and Uti started dating.

U b woman? U 2lik gossip. Goooooooooooooood!

234GT: You went for an interview. A cockroach flew out of your suit and landed on the nose of the managing director, #its from your village#

Hahaha e don b b dat.

cindyrella: Tell him! Tell him!! Tell him ooooo b4 he kills you with his anaconda!

Abeg mak una no kil me wit laf ooooo

190-the-clown:



Falls from bed

Laffin so hard and out of controlll

Ta! Laf wan kill me oooooooooo

I‘ve nt seen any fyn gal.

Militant and technology.
Fools science
Agbaro and technology

afam4eva:

Is it dat we dnt hav bomb dictators or u guys dnt knw ur job?

2dry

All dis PHCN officials i wnt u 2knw dat u r no longer nided in naija cos ur service 2us is 2poor so get it“NO LIGHT NO MONI“ Damn u oll!

U cari ur neighbour car, u mit ur frnds say old man just lunch dis 4me. God dy oo!

U b studnt dy eat gari u say cornflakes tins in my tommy. God dy c u oo

Am i supoz 2laf?

5. Everything that goes up must come down, but when Y it refuse to come down.
what is Y? /AGE/
(Y is nt only age in Nigeria evri tin is Y)

Bello:professor i dnt deserve dis F u gav me.
Prof: i agree wit u bt is d least grade d university wil permit me 2ward.

[hr man: darlin am presentin myself 2u as ur birth-day gift.
Woman:sori dear i dnt accept cheap gift.

Man: hello darlin am presentin myself 2u as ur b-day gift.
Woman: sori i dnt accept cheap gift.

Studio CFR: sylvex sex.

i nor get ya time.
i don give my life to christ.
u think sey na lie

(na wa wo ur life dy christ hand bt u stil dy talk)hehe!

Hahaha 9ce1

U no get work. Bt i laff smallU no get work. Bt i laff smallU no get work. Bt i laff small

Gradin 20% u try sha. Gradin 20% u try sha.