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Foreign Affairs / Re: 5000 African Migrants Arrive In Italy’s Lampedusa, Which Only Has 6000 Residents by calm658: 8:09pm On Sep 13, 2023
shocked
Health / Re: RRS Rushes Pregnant Woman Who Gave Birth On The Road To Hospital by calm658: 12:25pm On May 08, 2020
Celebrities / Re: "They Should Have Dumped You In Trash" - Cee C Attacks Fans On Twitter by calm658: 1:51am On Nov 18, 2019
This thread go soon make front page
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: World Cup - 0 - 2 On 16th June 2018 by calm658: 9:15pm On Jun 16, 2018
Safety Tips for watching Nigeria vs Croatia match
(1) leave the house around 2 pm to a place where none of your family members will be. Reason is that you wont want someone close o you to offend you.
(2) if you have the Nigerian jersey, you could wear it but make sure you carry another cloth incase of emergencies.
(3) eat dinner early like around 6pm and let the meal be your favourite. Early dinner will be good cos after 8:30 pm today...you may not have appetite.
(4) avoid taking drinks in bottle, only plastic cos you won't want to break it on someone's head during the match.
(5) don't watch the match with NEPA light or PHCN if that's what its called in your area, cos you may not have strength to turn on the Gen when it happens.
(6) sit between two men incase you feel like fainting.
(7) if possible, watch the match on bed so you could sleep from there...incase it happens.
(cool finally, don't allow any kid around you wear green or white cos you could just knock someone's head mistakenly....

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Politics / Re: Femi Gbajabiamila’s Daughter Shares Intimate Picture With Her Boyfriend by calm658: 8:12am On May 30, 2018
I tire for this country.


What a country
Nairaland / General / Re: Bbnaija's Bisola Shares Photo From Prince Harry And Meghan Markle's Trad by calm658: 3:07pm On May 19, 2018
Bbnaija pls end
Romance / Re: 7 Questions To Ask Yourself Before Chasing A Girl For Over 12 Months (Pics) by calm658: 12:16pm On Apr 20, 2018
highpriestess:
reminds me of a guy that chased me for complete 5years.

U're wicked
Celebrities / Re: Miss Iraq Forced To Flee Over Selfie With Miss Israel by calm658: 12:27pm On Dec 16, 2017
DrinkLimca:
Go get a job and stop begging on a public forum..
You are not the only Lady with vagina here..

O BOY YE
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Dong In Adamawa, Kill Many (Graphic) by calm658: 9:53pm On Dec 05, 2017
NwaChibuzor33:
A great and wise Saudi - Arabian born multi millionaire called Osama bin Laden once said They violate our land and occupy it and steal the Muslims' possessions, and when faced by resistance they call it terrorism.

In this context, leave the fulani people, their land and their source of income (livestock) alone if you don't want trouble. I was in kwara state some days ago. Where I lodged was a jungle and the fulani's bring their cows there to graze everyday. They were the bestest of friend I've met in a while. We talk, we eat , I even help them fetch water for their cows irrespective of tribe, religion and background. One of them even offered me one of his hot sister for a one night stand. I enjoyed myself like a king.

Idiot. U and ur penile shaft

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Religion / Re: Clergyman Kneels Down To Beg FRSC Officials (Video) by calm658: 8:49am On Sep 20, 2017
Narldon:





I don't know where the origin of the Problem lies..


Is it the Clergy without complete Papers?

OR

Is it the FRSC officers that 're expecting Bribe?

OR

Is it OP that spelt "KNEE" as "KNEEL" cry


Nice one
U go good school

Crime / Re: OPC Member Uses Fish, Native Bird And Other Items For Protection Ritual. Photos by calm658: 7:09am On Sep 12, 2017
Backward nation
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye At The Nottinghill Carnival In London (Pictures) by calm658: 7:17pm On Aug 28, 2017
Next time, his people would borrow sense

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Romance / Re: Ladies Who Don't Want Sex Should Stay Off Romantic Affairs by calm658: 1:39am On Aug 15, 2017
goingape1:
I'm sure you are the product of that rotten prick from ya Father's own undecided


unproductive brain!


Chisos cheesy
Romance / Re: Ladies Who Don't Want Sex Should Stay Off Romantic Affairs by calm658: 1:35am On Aug 15, 2017
Stellie:
hahahaha u got nrtin else to say?? Am nt blamin failed relationship on sex. am using it as a scenario for a gal becomin a borehole wen married.. Argggh am nt replyin u again ok.., u d type dat argues and forget d topic of argument . Gudnyt


Na wa for borehole.

Men are finished.

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Investment / Re: MMM Nigeria Restarts, Wipes Out Billions Of Investments by calm658: 10:19pm On Feb 12, 2017
I hate you MMM

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Investment / Re: Mmm: U Have Exceded Ur Daily Limit Withdrawal. Who Got This Mail Also Pls by calm658: 7:19am On Jan 29, 2017
This is finally what has become of Nigerians.
smh
Investment / Re: MMM Participants Celebrate The Return Of MMM Nigeria (Videos) by calm658: 5:22pm On Jan 14, 2017
[quote author=osolee post=52804573]
Confess me confessor
Investment / Re: Why Mmm United Is A Bigger Scam. by calm658: 6:03pm On Dec 21, 2016
Mmm is beta and secured, u dont joke with Russians
Investment / Re: MMM Participants Wakeup 13th January 2017 Shouldnt Give 'U' Hope, MMM Is a Scam by calm658: 7:12am On Dec 15, 2016
After poking the FGN with an open letter, 24hrs later GH suspended.

Good, but not good enough
Business / Re: Access Bank Wants Me To Commit Suicide by calm658: 12:35am On Jan 20, 2016
Babysho:


Lastly please....I just explained to my dad about this stuff.... He said the refunding process can take up to 3-4days.....is it true??....I want my money on the spot because tmrw I'll be exhaustin my last cash......God...why did I choose Access...of all banks in Nigeria.... What's wrong with me....arhhhhh.....and I have a heart conditn...you people wanto kill me?

Pls what heart condition do you have?

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