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Family / Re: Which African Countries Can I Relocate Too With This Current Hardship by Capernum: 8:08pm On Feb 17
spiralwedge:
Every country is going through hard time. The UK economy, for instance, is in recession.
Fuel in Ghana is about N1500 per litre. Accommodation in Benin Rep, Togo, Ghana and CIV are about twice/thrice of what we pay here and they pay monthly.

Nigeria is still one of the cheapest countries to live in. The Naira has been on a false value because the past administration politically made it so. The naira is presently having its real value and we have no choice but to adapt and adjust.


When the naira and our economy stabilise, we will have a long period of prosperity.

Eleribu re o. Mumu. I guess you're sure one of the spoilt politician kids.

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Travel / Re: Pictures Of Circular Roads Along Ife-ibadan Been Done By Seyi Makinde Govt(pics) by Capernum: 3:30pm On Feb 17
VanuatuWycombe:


I don’t say it’s bad to do something for his village but it shouldn’t be at the detriment of the state.
I am from Ibadan. You and I know he started way too far from the city. It will take time before the new road is populated with houses, filling stations etc because it’s being constructed in the bush too far from the city. It should have followed the back of Premier Feeds or worst case, behind BAT and go towards Alakia.

Doing that would reduce cost of construction and at the same time road users would feel more safer than tracking in the middle of nowhere. You and I know what the security situation of the country is.

The construction was not intended well.

I understand you... But you know, it's better he starts from anywhere. When we know where we are going, anywhere can be the starting point.
Travel / Re: Pictures Of Circular Roads Along Ife-ibadan Been Done By Seyi Makinde Govt(pics) by Capernum: 1:27pm On Feb 17
VanuatuWycombe:


You are right but Seyi made sure the road passes through the village he was born, Ajia.
He should have started the road at around Soka/Lead University area of Ibadan Toll-gate but he started around Guru Mahrahji, just to make sure his village is captured and this is costing government a lot of money than it would have spent.

I even heard it, authoritatively, that Seyi has bought nearly all the lands on that stretch for future use and sale.

Doing something for his village is not bad. If he doesn't who will bring the development? That is actually how the nation moves forward. If all the past leaders have been doing something remarkable for the areas they come from Nigeria will be better than this. Let him buy all the lands and use it for development. He too can profit from it. It's better than embezzlement of public funds.

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Travel / Re: Pictures Of Circular Roads Along Ife-ibadan Been Done By Seyi Makinde Govt(pics) by Capernum: 12:32pm On Feb 17
I think the road is a short cut for those enroute Lagos coming into Ibadan from ikire axis.

This will make the journey shorter and reduce the traffic in Ibadan too.

I just hope it's the road. It links you directly to Lagos Ibadan expressway an soon as you enter Ibadan.

This will be a milestone achievement.

I hope I'm not guessing wrong o

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Car Talk / Re: My Neighbour Jacked Up My Car by Capernum: 11:32am On Feb 16
Missowombo:
Dear Family landers. I am here to seek your advice on how to rescue my car from my neighbour.

I bought a car, direct from abroad, a very clean and sweet ride, and registered in September, 2023 (5months ago). However, due to the high fuel consumption( V6, 3.5l engine) and the ever unstable fuel price today, I decided to put it up for sale to get a smaller engine capacity. A neighbour expressed interest in buying the car and decided to pay in installment which I agreed. I was also searching for a replacement at this time hoping to use the money realized from the sales to get my preferred ride. My preferred ride prices were shockingly high such that even if I doubled the price I gave to my neighbour it will still not be enough to buy the new ride. Prices rise by the hour these days in Nigeria and I have no hand in this crisis. I returned to my neighbour to inform him that I will not be selling the car anymore due to the present crises in prices of goods in the country. I apologized profusely for every inconvenience and transferred his money back to him. He got angry and said that I must submit the car key and documents to him. He even threatened to send his community and area boys to beat me up and extract the above items.

I came back from work to see my car jacked up, surrounded by 2 other vehicles to prevent the car's exit. For the records, there is no written or signed agreement between him and I concerning this sale. I refunded all his money 1 day after he paid his last installment and kept back my car. I have no hand in Nigeria's current problems. I am pushed to use force here but I am thinking that some initial peaceful resolution could be an option





TO avoid unnecessary troubles, add a little interest on it. If he still goes ahead to cause wahala... Get him arrested, make sure you're the first party to report to the police. Pay the interest first o. It's important, that is the only way you can be exonerated. Pay at least 10% interest so it won't be a bad bussiness for him altogether. That is wisdom.

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Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Goalkeeper 'Wore Charm' During AFCON: Shehu Sani Calls For Probe by Capernum: 7:03pm On Feb 14
Messileo10000:
Charm wey no prevent us from scoring grin

Ogaaaaa, the players played rubbish and were underserving

Simple.

Do you know that charms can make them play rubbish?
Sports / Re: AFCON 2023: Nwabali Man Of The Match In Nigeria’s Victory Against South Africa by Capernum: 9:26am On Feb 08
Guy is simply amazing
Family / Re: Say yes to better sleep with Semi Orthopaedic Mattresses by Capernum: 3:33pm On Feb 07
Are they in various sizes?

Can you deliver at Sagamu?
Family / Re: I Need A Good Advice by Capernum: 7:23am On Feb 02
Kobojunkie:
What you instead sensed was my absolute disgust for spiritual bullsheet— addiction to praying at midnight, dependence on dreams— which is all you spewed there feigning superiority over OP's ritual — visiting seers, paying attention to even the word of "mad" people. lipsrsealed

Again, You are against critically reasoning your situation, right? Well, you and OP seem to be on the same path. So what makes your path better or different from his path? undecided

Nothing is more entertaining than watching the display of ignorant people laced with a few touches or arrogance.

Their silly blabbings, their random assumptions and petty tantrums are nothing but entertaining.

No matter how learned you think you are, you have not started living, even at your age, if you don't understand that (1) life is spiritual and (2) the spiritual is more real than the physical (3) the spiritual controls the physical.

If you don't know these, life has not started with you. All you do, no matter how good they look, are not nothing but mirages. The delusion is so on you. Sir.
Family / Re: I Need A Good Advice by Capernum: 10:38pm On Feb 01
Kobojunkie:
OP equally claimed guidance from the seers and from the "mad" woman. So how is his idea of divine guidance any different from yours in this? undecided

You are against critically reasoning your situation, right? Well, you and OP seem to be on the same path. So what makes your path better or different from his path? undecided

I perceive your distrust and disdain for spiritual intelligence and most likely God. Unfortunately, I avoid arguments bordering on spiritual interactions and the theological concepts once I notice an awkward tendency.

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Family / Re: I Need A Good Advice by Capernum: 9:44pm On Feb 01
Kobojunkie:
You believe with the advice you have offered here that you are less superstitious than OP is? See delusions abeg! undecided


My ascertions are not superstitious. That is the reality for those who needs divine guidance on taking sensitive decisions like relocating a whole family.

A person's relationship with his maker is beyond delusion.

Real delusion is for a man who thinks that everything about life is mental.

I guess the delusion is actually on you here.
Family / Re: I Need A Good Advice by Capernum: 10:06am On Feb 01
tallfish145:
HERE IS MY TRUE LIFE STORY
I moved to Abuja in the 2015 but never really liked the idea. Since then life has been back and forth with me. I have tried every possible means to get out of the city on so many occasions, I kept finding myself coming back(after moving out) due to unavailability of fund to start a new life elsewhere.
This year 2024 I finally made my mind to settle at Ilorin where I already rented a two rooms apartment and subsequently started something with the little capital I have. But something happened after two weeks that I have no choice than to move back to Abuja again. The reason behind it was a little bit scary. A madwoman had asked me to leave the town and go back to where I came from(Abuja). Not fully convinced, someone took me to a seer who also says same thing as the madwoman. I was given a deadline of moving out before two days. I obeyed and came back to Abuja.
The thing now is I can't find solace and peace here in Abuja because of standard of living and other factors. I really wish to live amongst my Yoruba speaking people with my family.
I am thinking of going against all odds and move back to either Ilorin or any other parts of Yorubaland.
Please your brotherly advice is needed.
Thanks

You mean a mad man, possessed with demons instructed you and you obeyed as a family man? You have seen too many nollywood movies and it's to an extreme extent. Why will a mad man decide where you and your family live?

Well, I perceive you're a very superstitious man. And life doesn't always work on superstitions. Please wake up to reality.

Have a serious relationship with God and be addicted to midnight prayers. You will have some God given dreams and your mind will be opened clearly as for what to do.

Meanwhile, please understand that the devil is already tossing you around. He sent a mad man to you to reduce your strength as a man and tamper with a decision that can be taken intelligently. This is what makes men weaklings. Please Don't allow any prophet to play with your sanity. You're your own first prophet.

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Romance / Re: I Just Discovered My Husband Has Been Cheating Since We Got Married by Capernum: 1:52pm On Jan 29
Dear woman. Leave all the trash people have been saying. Your marriage is under attack. A strange woman just came to snatch your man and destroy your home. Listen up! The attack is not against you but the future of your children.

Can you pray? Do you go to prayer mountains?

If you can pray, the strange woman will forcefully leave him and he'll be back to his senses. It's an attack.

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Sports / Re: Osimhen Taken In For Random Dope Test After Cameroun Game by Capernum: 7:21am On Jan 29
cyrusmillz:
As much as I love Osimhen and I believe he's a good player now doubt. But I still don't get the hype TBH.

To me ,he hasn't been on par with previous Africa's best.The likes of Salah, Mane and Yaya... He maybe he's the best the continent has to offer for now (based on his Napoli form) but they should just tone down on the hype. Even his performance so far at this AFCON is pretty poor if we are being honest with ourselves.

Can't wait to see you at Chelsea next season (with a new coach )
Your understanding of football is very shallow. There are kPIs to prove Osimen is even underrated. The boy is good. No caps.

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Politics / Re: God Promoted Me Through PDP - Governor Fubara by Capernum: 7:18am On Jan 29
Baba prove It that God promoted you and not a man. Put the men to shame. Tell them they are not God.

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Health / Re: Men Have You Ever Been In The Labour Room? by Capernum: 5:24pm On Jan 28
Yes... I was with the doctor and nurses when my daughter was brought out of my wife. Was assisting them as I was praying in tongues.

That was Dec 26, boxing day, 2022. The tiny baby then is the most pretty girl have seen in recent times. I'm so blessed.

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Politics / Re: Rivers: We Showed No Intent To Return, Except On Tinubu's Order - Commissioners by Capernum: 11:41pm On Jan 27
flexyrule:
How about you say this to my face?

We can make it a LIVE event.

Maybe your "weak Fubara" can see what it means to tough.

Same silly gibberish. You think strength is about muscles only. Who are you that I will say it to your face? You're nothing bigger than a dot.
Politics / Re: Rivers: We Showed No Intent To Return, Except On Tinubu's Order - Commissioners by Capernum: 8:26pm On Jan 27
flexyrule:
You're just typing bullshit.

If you were made governor under similiar circumstances as Simi. There's nothing different that you can do.

You people will just sit down in the comfort of your houses and be typing rubbish.

Most of you didn't even contest for a SUG position, yet you're vomiting fire and brimstone on the Internet.

Can you read what to do typed up here and see how childish and uncout you sounded?

See you're one of the reasons Nigeria is so backward. Your kind of thinking doesn't belong to the new realities.

I said I will rather resign that be a puppet, you're spewing jargons. You think everyone is power intoxicated as you?

Dignifying you with a response is against the civil human code. You're not worth it.

Meanwhile, you know nothing about SUG. Just keep kwayet. You know nothing.

May God forgive me.
Crime / Re: Church Members Say Pastor Feyi Daniels Framed, Conviction Will Be Overturned by Capernum: 1:19pm On Jan 27
baralatie:

Everyone should be careful

Yes everyone carrying something great in his generation should be more careful.

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Crime / Re: Church Members Say Pastor Feyi Daniels Framed, Conviction Will Be Overturned by Capernum: 1:10pm On Jan 27
Young pastors be careful. Some ladies have been strategically positioned at some points in your life. Their assignment is to destroy you and your ministry.

This news sent cold waves of fear down my spine. No matter how terrible the matter is, I never go to the house of a lady alone or be alone with her in a secluded place.


The best I can imagine is to assume that the allegations are not true and that God almighty will vindicate him. Because I understand too that when you speak against powerful men in government, your life and ministry are in danger too.

Meanwhile, don't stop fearing women, ladies especially, they'll do anything and go any length to destroy you.

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Politics / Re: Rivers: We Showed No Intent To Return, Except On Tinubu's Order - Commissioners by Capernum: 12:43pm On Jan 27
Fubara is a pure and applied midget. What a disgusting scene.

I can't imagine myself as a Governor being so weak and technically sidelined as the principal officer of my state.

The commissioner technically made it clear that Fubara is not their principal and boss.

I'd rather leave the seat for them than to appear like a caricature or a puppet.

Even if I'll swear them in by playing to the gallery, I must leave a stern warning note of 'do anyhow, see anyhow'.

I hate weak people.

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Sports / Re: Napoli confirms Osimhen to join Madrid, PSG or an EPL club at the end of season by Capernum: 8:21pm On Jan 26
The guy is average. He's not fit for Madrid. Someone that can squander several changes. He's ratio is not outstanding. Madird bawo? He can do to psg sha. Or Arsenal.

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Family / Re: Change Of Name Due To Marital Status. by Capernum: 5:33pm On Jan 22
I want to learn too because my wife have been claiming too busy to change hers. And I am only observing. I will soon change it for her. Order for a refund of my bride price and update my status back to single.... Then japa.

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Fashion / Re: Wedding Guest Wears A Wedding Gown To The Event (Video) by Capernum: 10:42am On Jan 22
Na wa o. Well wedding gown is first of all a gown.

It's not altogether abnormal except it's being worn by a man. And there are a few crazy men out there.

She might just have started a new fashion trend for women.

Women love nonsense.

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Family / Re: I Just Discovered I Have High Blood Pressure And I'm Sad. by Capernum: 3:40am On Jan 20
Cooolme:
Greetings Nairalanders...
I will be 20 by year ending and I just discovered my Bp is high, this is very shocking to me. Was sick some days ago and I went for a complete checkup that's how i found out, although that wasn't the cause of my illness. I Don't exercise anymore but I'm not fat and I think my paternal family has this hypertension history that affected my father. Can these factors be the cause I'm experiencing this?

Do you have anxiety issues? Generalized anxiety disorder or anxiety neurosis? Has any doctor told you before?
Family / Re: What Should I Do by Capernum: 2:03pm On Jan 15
Bongadu:
I impregnated my ex girlfriend when I was young and relocated because at time I was young and stupid, I gave her money for abortion but she disagreed on removing it , so I had no choice but to flee as I was irresponsible and poor
My ex girlfriend put to bed months after I left and raised the child living with her parents
I relocated back last year December , I'm trying to get back with my daughter but my ex won't let me be near me even I want to take responsibility and care for my daughter
She's getting me frustrated, I'm thinking of suing her for not letting me be a presence in my daughter's life

The best you can do is work your way carefully and strategically. You're not a worthy father yet. A father don't deny pregnancies. Since you're wiser now, the wisdom is you gradually working yourself into the picture. You need to spend plenty money. Hoping they don't reject your offers.

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Fans.. What Did our Coach Actually Do Wrong? by Capernum: 1:58pm On Jan 15
thinkmoney:

People only blame coaches but fail to admit that we have average players

Average players is very good enough to beat a poor team like them. Average team is good enough for most teams in Africa except a few.

Do you really need Cr7, Messi, Mbape, Halaand before you can beat Guinea?
Celebrities / Re: Nadia Buari Welcomes Fifth Child by Capernum: 4:11pm On Jan 08
Drbarmes:

How is that ur problem?

It became my problem when she decided to go public with her private life.
Celebrities / Re: Nadia Buari Welcomes Fifth Child by Capernum: 9:58pm On Jan 07
APART FROM BEAUTY, ARE CHILDREN YOUR NEXT OFFER?

This is 2024, ain't 5 kids too much? No plan for family planning?

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Family / Re: Husband Sleeps In His Mother's Bed by Capernum: 7:01pm On Jan 06
Happytravels:
He is 31 and he lives with family right now. His mother is also married. I'm not sure why her husband doesn't sleep in the bed either. My husband has a big coach to sleep on but he doesn't use it. She also walks in when he is on the toliet and talks to him even though he is nude. I'm not saying anything sick is happening. That is not what I am implying. I just want to know if it is normal in Nigeria or not





Sincerely, it is NOT normal. It is considered an aberration.
Family / Re: At What Age Should A Father Stop Bathing His Daughter? by Capernum: 6:31pm On Jan 05
AlabiKILLER2023:



Swear sey you no dey touch her


tinini tanana

I dey touch her. Silly pervert. Not all men are like you. In fact, plenty are still sane.
Family / Re: At What Age Should A Father Stop Bathing His Daughter? by Capernum: 5:10pm On Jan 05
NwaliE01:


But you can still throw her up after your wife bath and cloth her.
The world today have made having physical contact with our girls children look evil.
The truth is that we don't want to expose them to those monsters on the street.
So, we apply caution from the get go.
I don't bath my baby girl because I have thought them no one is allowed to touch their private part except their mom or few anties. I think from ages 5 should be okay to stop showering her.


My wife is always busy... She travels to work every morning. Well, while I keep teaching my children to be very sensitive to their bumbum and their tonton... I don't stop praying for divine protection. Can anyone keep his ward enough if God's not keeping? See, there is no hard and fast rule, God must keep our children from evil.

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