I don't even know why anyone would want to tint his/her car.
please buy sunglasses and avoid the harassment by the police
Me and my friend almost got shot by Mobile Police,
they thought we were the daughters of Armed Robbers

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We don't really know how the future would turn out no matter how we plan it.
I will cohabitate with a man , if we both choose to. I'm not a Preacher's Daughter
It will give me the chance to learn my man's habit and body's Map.
if he farts alot in my presence that means he doesn't respect me and might not help in housework duties.
I will give him sex if he needs it but its not a condition I know men will always be Men.
I can always find sex with or without my man. he does not have the sole right to it.
I will always be myself regardless of how life turns out.

How will I know if his car will fit in my Garage. if we don't cohabitate

It's strange that the so-called Resource Control Fighters only line their pockets with money.
they don't build roads or Schools with the ransom money.
They're becoming arrogant and one day, the Niger Deltans will wake up to their blackmails and expose them. They don't understand that the Federal Govt is avoiding killing the innocents in the crossfires. They claim to fight for justice and yet block Developmental projects in that area. The Freed South African Hostages said the MEND are drunks and drug-addicts who have no morals. only out to get money for their addictions.

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Things are hard in US too
Things are so hard in US, that even my sister have to send her dog to work.
The poor Animal have to work at a local security firm or else they will both starve.
the dog brings home $80 a week minus Pet life insurance and taxes.

I hate it when people smoke when I'm trying to eat
I hate people who dress their dogs in clothes, are they crazy or what?
I hate when fat ugly men stick their finger in the ass and smells it. ewwwwwwww
Ugly people who call people ugly or fat people who call people fat
people that farts in public and blames it on other innocent souls
I hate people who loves Animals more than people
I hate religious fanatics who are willing to kill people
I hate Guys who wants me to do a party

conn-kg:

Brother,


I haven't been paid for 3months(this is the third). It was not on my contract (I work for a contractor) that I was to be on probation. I've complained to the rich client (who parleys with my Oga). Short of picketting my Oga's car (his 6th - a cool Honda I-VTEC) I don't think "dialogue" would work.
This is what I'm doing:
I'm running things so I can leave the country for my Masters'
I've planned to leave the company by August at the latest
I'm sending my CVs everywhere I can in the interim
Since I'm into design, I design at home and try to sell, even online from the office
I'm pestering anybody who gives me a daily schedule to buy me food because "I'm broke"
There's nothing else I can think of, except the certainty that I don't want to be here, and that here MUST turn out a stepping stone for MY future plans for myself![sub][/sub]I'm open to more practicable suggestions. I'm tired. I've tried.

If I were you, I will go to the police and file a complaint against your boss. and if all fails then you try this:
- Get a female to phone your boss and pretend to be a tax auditor.
- act like he is going to be audited and threaten to put him behind bars if she finds out that if any of the employee hasn't been paid. he will be put in the slammer (prison).
- also act like EFFC has been informed and make up a bogus law like,
that the company is under invegistation for the company act 102 sub-section 2, of unlawfully withholding payments of an employee. penalty is N1million and no possible parole

well, if all this fails. then your Boss is a bona fide SATAN

@ TOPIC
It depends on the type of outfits she is wearing.
if she wears too much makeups
then she hasn't repented yet and can't preach to me ooo .
I'll tell her to go take a walk and find another job

I used to love my job until my new boss started handling with my breast
and sometimes he will slap my arse. it drives me nuts when he does that
My Boss is way too randy for his own good. I guess is because he is young and in his early 20's
My salary is very high compared to other workers that is why I'm finding it
hard to quit and find the same pay elsewhere.

If I was your Friend, I'll start gathering evidence against his company
- first find out who is the most important customer of the firm.
no customer will like to deal with a firm who can't pay its employees. its bad for business
- Make copies of company's account balance. incase you need to sue or send to EFCC
- find out how many of the employees have been paid or unpaid
- your boss's home address and what was the last expensive thing he had bought in the last 4months,
evidence that he should had paid his employees instead of wasting it on stupid things
- his hobbies and does he have girlfriend besides his wife?( incase you need to blackmail him)

When I was a young Girl. I used to think the Cat scratch my neighbor's face.
she had triple one on both sides of her face
plus she had lots of cats. i used to feel sorry for the woman not knowing it was tribal marks.
I beg forgive my mistake ooo.

@ Poster

When a Guy says to me " To have a Drink". it usually means they want my defenses down
and a quick way to sex. But Sometimes I jokily say "I rather have the money instead, if you don't mind"

When I didn't get holiday leave for more than 2 years. I think they were taking advantage because I'm young
I just phoned to tell them that I'm ill
and I bought a ticket and flew abroad for 3wks Holiday and that was the best vacation I ever had.
when i got back. they fired me but luckily I got job that almost triples in pay than the last job.
in actual fact, I now earn more than my last Boss.

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- I hate it when every Rich Babas thinks that I want a Sugar Daddy and try to buy me Gifts. aaargh

- When I drive my expensive sports Car everybody assume that I have a sugar Daddy

- When fat girls calls me Prostitute when their Men looks at me or when I dress sexy

- When some idiot ask me "is that your Hair" and I'm like yeah " I've got receipt to prove it"

- Guys who wants to Bleep me in the ass, go find your self a man stupid

- Strangers who call me their sister, like hello my Mum didn't give birth to you

- People that are crafty

- old mamas or babas who still alter their ages

- Testimonies period

- When Guys expects that I will sleep with them because I went out on a date with them

- When Guys ask stupid question like " are you a virgin" when they are not virgins themselves

- When Born-Again wants to save my soul because i dress sexy. Aaargh

I thought Osu has been banned in Igboland. so why is everybody rejoicing about that ancient practice coming back

I once deposited money with UBA and I wanted to withdraw some money the next day
when it was my turn to be served, The stupid bank Teller said he suspects that I'm a prostitute who launders money for the rich Babas . he told me to go away because the bank doesn't need streetwalkers like me in their bank
I was shocked beyond shock when i heard that
luckily i had witnesses when he said it to me and I really raised hell for him that day. I threaten the bank i will go to the press plus I'll have them sued. thankfully the Manager apologized and the next day I had extra N5000 in my account. I don't know how it got there or if it was a bank error.

THERE are lots of crazy people in Niaja.
I remember when there was a plane crash in Port Harcourt, this lady was giving testimony that she saw Abacha's face
in the Clouds and She saw him push down the Plane. what a nutter that woman is.

And during the last election, a man gave testimony in church that he saw President Obasanjo printing ballot papers on the Moon. He swore that he saw the presidential Plane fly down from the moon with rigged ballot papers. ( that man needs some mental check up)

@TOPIC

This Guy loves the attention you're giving him and Now its about time you take the Rejection Pills
and look for some other guy who needs your affections. I think its your pride that's getting in the way of letting go

or have you tried your Girl Power yet? meaning knock him out with sex, sex and more sex. remember to take the Love Machine
in case he is bisexual and if all fails, it could be that you have the wrong plumbings and that he needs a man to satisfy him.

perhaps you might need a sex change if you're that obsessed about him, girl, you're alone on this one

Some People missed the Boat again. come on, take your pills.
And quickly jump into the water now and swim fast before the boat gets away.

@ TOPIC
The same type of thing happened to me and he had me fooled

until I caught him with one Obese woman on her knees sucking on "you know what"
His excuse , "I'm just working up my way to promotions and better pay".

I dumped his broke ass and worked my way up to his big, big boss. MR. KissMeDry.

@ TOPIC
Who forgot to take their pills or did they released you too soon from the Nut house?

Clearly, Someone here has missed the plot and is one sandwich short of a Picnic.
Just promise us, You will go back quietly when the men in white coats come back for you.

This is why Nigeria/Africa scores low in HDI

I Find it strange that whenever a Man samples the merchandise
and all of a sudden the woman is declared ugly
I bet this man is no Oil Painting.
I bet hes probably one of those traders who thinks whenever a woman smiles at him, she wants him.

If an ugly man like the Governor of Bayelsa can fool the British customs that he is a woman
I see no reason why an ugly woman like yours can't fool people she is beautiful if she applies slabs of makeups

REMEMBER IN THE DARK EVERYBODY IS BEAUTIFUL

What do you mean by FINANCIALLY SOLVENT. Are you broke?.

if you want a second wife, I'd expect you to foot the bills like my hairdresser's bills and weekends at the sauna.
plus shopping in Milan and Paris. TINAPA IS OUT OF THE QUESTIONS BECAUSE I NEED TO FLY BY PLANE Plus Not forgetting i need few pleasures too from my former lovers when you're spending time with your first wife. sorry i don't do party.

If you agree to this terms then i can become your second wife.

ugly ko beauty ni
I bet he has tasted the merchandise
but now he is refusing to pay for the Girl to have a cosmetic surgery.
and He wants the Girl to worship him forever.

I would like to sell the old diamond wedding ring my grandma gave me before she died. i don't plan getting married soon.

How can a Goldigger get to a man's money if she's not married to him. we ladies need the marriage or else we are broke.

how can a poor man love when he can't even afford to buy a Condom?

heaven forbids that i end up looking for a man online. either you're telling the whole world you're one ugly desperate chick who the world forgot or you're vengeful old mama

I agree Vista rocks too. there are things i love about it,
for example, you can see the thumbnails of movie files before you play it and another one, i don't need to install a third party software to partition a hard drive as it has an embedded software to partition it

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For me, I always use sex to make a man fall in love with me. first i give him too much sex and then break it off. then he will be wondering why i don't come round to his house anymore before you know it he will begging me to be his girlfriend

I prefer if my man don't eat too much food. who wants oversize belly man on top of a woman. so i always say to my boyfriend i can't cook and whenever He comes to my place we only eat carrots and sweet peas.

what i hate about vista is sometimes when i want to delete a file i get this message " you have no permission to perform this action, access denied". or sometimes i can't play a media file. but thankfully i now installed NERO 7 media player.