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Romance / Re: When Sex, Will You Receive Phone Call From Your Boss? by CArt(m): 5:33pm On Mar 09, 2017
whywhyogun:


but you may be sacked by your boss

one sex does not worthwhile that much
Stop talking like that,sex is life.
Romance / Re: When Sex, Will You Receive Phone Call From Your Boss? by CArt(m): 5:27pm On Mar 09, 2017
ToriBlue:
No I won't pick it.
grin grin grin correct babe
Romance / Re: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by CArt(m): 9:25am On Mar 09, 2017
Jman06:
Lol...Many guys here have not even had sex before yet they are claiming to last 10 hours. The truth is that those who have really done it will know that most girls will practically want to push you down after they 0rgasm and you are still thrusting. And an average normal girl will reach 0rgasm in at most 20mins unless the partner is inexperienced.
Yeah,simply because their pots get dry after 13 minutes of good pounding.Don't mind these amateurs without experience. grin
keep up the good work bros. wink

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Romance / Re: What Ladies Really Want: 7 Things Every Guy Can Do To Be Perfect For Her. by CArt(m): 4:43pm On Mar 08, 2017
thornapple:


Hahahaha,
One day you'll get trapped "in the other room".
Thank God since last June you've remained locked out from that room.
Trapped? No, I prefer to get hooked especially with a pretty babe like you. kiss
Romance / Re: Photos Of Eze Lynda The Curvy, Thick Bootilicious Lady by CArt(m): 11:47am On Mar 08, 2017
JacksonD7:


Oh lord!!!, you killed her man. But seriously if these girls showed intelligence the same way they show their assets, the world would be a better place.
Gbam,contact me on Friday for a bottle of champaign.

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Romance / Re: For The Guys!!! See Sure 5 Ways You Can Make Her Fall Madly In Love With You by CArt(m): 11:43am On Mar 08, 2017
DonMilano:
See the original 5ways to make ladies fall in love with you and your generation
1.MONEY
2.MONEY
3.MONEY
4.MONEY
5.MONEY

Partially right.Check this out:
1.money
2.money
3.pump action
4.money
5.pump action.
Without d pump actions she collects ur cash and gives to an action guy who can drill well.
grin

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Romance / Re: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by CArt(m): 10:57am On Mar 08, 2017
Man pass man. A real man doesn't need more than 20 minutes to make a woman cries for help unless she is on drugs. cool

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Romance / Re: What Ladies Really Want: 7 Things Every Guy Can Do To Be Perfect For Her. by CArt(m): 3:50pm On Mar 07, 2017
thornapple:

So where,
In the other room
when?

Last year June,in PH
Are you cart or c,art?.
Cart
and how did you get to know women better?.
Do u really want me to enlighten you?
Romance / Re: I Gave Her Head Now My Throat Is Scratching Me Please What Should I Do?? by CArt(m): 12:48pm On Mar 07, 2017
I hate lies,no selfie,no nothing to back up ur case. Abeg,park well
Romance / Re: What Ladies Really Want: 7 Things Every Guy Can Do To Be Perfect For Her. by CArt(m): 12:32pm On Mar 07, 2017
What Ladies Really Want: 7 Things Every Guy Can Do To Be Perfect For Her. by thornapple(f): 11:37pm On Mar 01
A Lady really doesn't want much from a man. There are really only seven things – seven qualities that she's looking for in a life partner. Although these qualities are hard to find, they are qualities of which every man is capable. These seven things are not out of any man's reach, yet the fact is that most lack at least one. Now, you may like to argue that no one is perfect and therefore no one has all seven of these qualities, but that's just not true. There are plenty of men out there who are sufficient in each of these categories, not perfectly, but sufficient enough to make a woman incredibly happy. That's all that matters, right?

1. Honesty – but not too much of it. A woman doesn't want a man to lie to her about important matters. She wants to be an important part of his life – the most important part, in fact. She wants to know the things that are going on his life and she wants him to have trust in her. As far as she is concerned, they are one – his life is her life. She wants him to want to share in his pleasant experiences and memories. She also doesn't want him to feel that he has to lie, because when that is the case it usually means that he was stepping out of line, making poor choices and mistakes. On the other hand, she doesn't want the truth in all circumstances. Brutal honesty isn't wanted. If she asks, she looks great, she looks beautiful, the fact she gained 15 pounds doesn't bother you, her new haircut makes her look even cuter. Now that I think about it, the only thing you should really lie is about such shallow matters as appearances. We all look like sh*t sometimes – but she doesn't need to hear you say it.

2. Understanding – so that she doesn't feel the need to have to explain herself. She wants you to know her – inside and out. Why? Because only then will you love her for her. We all sometimes need confirmation that we're worth loving. The real us – not the people others perceive us to be. We may not all need such a confirmation of our value, but we all want it. But it's more than just that. Having someone understand you is having someone completely know you for the person that you really are. There's no confusion, there's no misunderstanding or misconception. They know you for you and because they know you for the person you really are, you, in a sense, exist outside of yourself. As long as they live on, so do you.

3. Caring – she needs to know she matters to you. To be cared for means not to be alone in this life. Most people are forced to care for themselves and the truth is that it's a lot more difficult than people let on. As human beings, we aren't always in the right mindset to care for ourselves. To top it off, that's usually exactly when we need the most caring – when we aren't mentally or physically capable of doing it ourselves. She wants you to be there for her when she needs someone, to be there to share her burden. I know it sounds ridiculous, but she wants you to make her life a little easier. Craziness – I know. On the upside, she'll be there for you when no one else will. Fair enough tradeoff I think.

4. Strength – both mental and physical. No woman wants a physical weakling – it's against her nature. That doesn't mean she won't settle for slightly less than Herculean, but you're a man dammit. She wants to feel that when she's in your presence. She wants you to be intelligent and to practice self-control simply because you can. We're all still animals and women will always be attracted to the stronger men. She wants you to be strong not for the sake of being strong – she wants you to be strong for her. It brings her pleasure, makes her feel safe and turns her on. Do you honestly need more convincing?

5. Compassion – shows her you’re capable of loving. A woman doesn't only want a man to have love only for her, but a love for life, for living things. She wants a kind man, a man whom others will look up to, appreciate and admire. She wants a good man. She doesn't see being good and compassionate as a weakness. And that's because it's not. I know lots of men are taught that to be strong you have to be hateful, spiteful and malicious. That's very unfortunate, but it's simply the world we live in. She doesn't need that. You don't need that either. No one does.

6. Security – financial and literal. You don't need to be a millionaire. Well, for some women, you very well may need to be, but hopefully you'll only end up with one who admires the traits required for turning oneself into a millionaire and not the money alone. Generally speaking, the right woman will love you for you, but she does need you to make her feel secure. She wants to feel that you will protect her from physical harm. She wants to know that you'll keep her safe, healthy and comfortable. Does she need you to keep her safe? To bring home the bread? No. But she'd like you to be capable of it – even if her salary is bigger than yours. She'll have your back too so you can rest easier as well.

7. Blind Loyalty – she wants to be the only woman he has eyes for. We all have big egos – men and women alike. We want to feel special. We want to feel unique and better than the rest. We're competitive by nature and there is no getting around it. Women want a man who sees the world in her. Her and only her. She knows she's not the most beautiful or smartest woman in the world, but she doesn't need to be – she's not delusional. She just wants you to think – know – that she's the most beautiful, best woman in the world for you. She needs you to think she is the best thing that ever happened to you. She wants to be the best and she wants a man who will allot her that title.
You forgot the most important thing. Sorry, u don't know women. grin
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by CArt(m): 4:56pm On Dec 16, 2013
dumelo dumelo: Nna I dey ooooo as you no dey ask of me again na
I refused to post since you disappeared and my last post was a confession made last month,22nd Nov. to be precise.
I really cherish you and I don't mind having you as the mother of my kids as long as the girls would take after you.
wink
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by CArt(m): 3:21pm On Dec 16, 2013
dumelo dumelo: you can laugh but don't let me catch you.
Where have you been since? kiss kiss kiss
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by CArt(m): 4:19pm On Nov 22, 2013
dumelo dumelo: easy ooo make you no wound
Still waiting to hear from you.
If your heart is as good as your appearance you would go all the way with me.





Confession:I have never been carried away like this before. kiss
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by CArt(m): 10:12am On Nov 15, 2013
dumelo dumelo: Right behind you.am good.anything for me?
You deserve more than anything,in fact everything is for you kiss How do you want it arranged?
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by CArt(m): 1:00pm On Nov 14, 2013
Where is my sweet dumelo dumelo? I'm already missing you. kiss How far now? I mean your promise.

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Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by CArt(m): 4:54pm On Nov 13, 2013
mazizi tonene: @Nwanneamakah
upload ur pics tongue
Where were you when she did? She happened to be one of the most beautiful angels grin
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by CArt(m): 4:40pm On Nov 13, 2013
Dumelo dumelo,where art thou? I'm still waiting,don't deny me plzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by CArt(m): 11:02am On Nov 13, 2013
dumelo dumelo: still loading . . . . .3%.......10%.........15%.........30%......77%........99%..........failed
Ooooooh let me try again lol.

Pls try harder.Since you uploaded those pix I just couldn't concentrate on any other thing. kiss

Come on let me feel you better. Still waiting. . .
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by CArt(m): 10:18am On Nov 13, 2013
dumelo dumelo: Good morning everyone. ...
you wanna see front and back I guess? Lolz
Can we have a closer shot of this womanchester? wink
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by CArt(m): 3:34pm On Nov 12, 2013
CastingCrowns: .the insults flying left,right, centre aint ryt......i take it we all matured here....each and every1 is beautiful in her own way.just saying.
This is cooool,natural beauty.I seriously need the back view? kiss
Romance / Re: Female Pastor Praying On A Girl's Vagina by CArt(m): 2:02pm On Oct 31, 2013
ugochukwu360: Wait wait wait, excuse me mk i check wel, ehe abi nobody notice say d guy wey stand near d pastor preek dey stand?
You are 4nny indeed grin
Health / Re: Help! Im Suffering From An Itchy Skin. by CArt(m): 3:33pm On Oct 29, 2013
ovalrose: Oh yeah,@roymary. I found out i was pregnant and the itch was a way of informing me smiley thanks for your concern.

Safely shall you deliver,shout AMEN. grin
Crime / Re: Student Killed His Maths Teacher by CArt(m): 10:53am On Oct 29, 2013
everyday: Let such trends not come to Nigeria
No,it can't happen here.Our major challenge is not about Mathematics but Accounting.No accountability grin


Can't we do without Mathematics,is there no option?
No generation can survive without it.
Forum Games / Re: Who Are You Missing Today? by CArt(m): 4:41pm On Oct 04, 2013
hbabe & vicky
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Check Out My Sizzling Pix.. Hot Or Not? by CArt(m): 5:54pm On May 04, 2013
joeydozzy:

after she's read all this, rebuking the clothes and all, she won't even think twice about posting any illicit picture on a faceless forum again

if she doesn't, well she might need help
Before now I was expecting her to remove the pix but she was adamant.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Check Out My Sizzling Pix.. Hot Or Not? by CArt(m): 5:42pm On May 04, 2013
joeydozzy: are you guys still throwing daggers?
the point of this thread was to give our opinions.

We've done that, why the beef and sermon?
You guys should mellow down, at least I think the poster would take it easy on herself now.

What gives you that impression?

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